MFF Jail

[Spectre]

Spectre is sulking inside of his lair, sitting atop a pile of straw. There are numerous bottles of lethally potent-looking alcohol scattered around the place.

Spectre:*sniff* Oh why? Why!? Why did it have to happen like THIS!! Albion..Destroyed..My Speices...Extinct....*crying into his straw* All because of my cowardice and weakness!

Fluttershy is sitting next to him, patting him on the back.

Fluttershy:Oh you poor thing..Dont cry. It'll all be ok...

Spectre:My species has just been driven to extinction, my loyal black balverines, who have followed me since...Since...Longer than I can remember, are dead! They were the closest thing to family I had! And if thats no bad enough both of my biological children are dead! Both of them having died at my hands directly and not!

Fluttershy:You did all you could do, and I know they forgive you and love you still.

Spectre:I'm a..*sniff*..Failure as a leader....*sniff* Failure as a werebeast...*voice becomes dry and wheezey as he buries himself in the pegasi's mane* And a failure as a father...I'M A WORTHLESS DRUNKEN LUMP!!! I have no purpose for living!! I sleep in here, drinking my moonshine like water! And it doesnt wipe my mind or lighten me up it....*sniff* Just makes me get all my feelings out in the open!! And theres nobody to tell them to except this...Wierd little...Yellow...Oh who and what the bloody hell are you anyway?



Fluttershy:My name's Fluttershy, I'm a pegasus.

Spectre gets Fluttershy in an inescapable hug.

Spectre:..I'm so screwed up I'm seein' cute little ponies!!! Ohh I dont care if you're just a figment of me imagination!! I NEED A HUG!!

Fluttershy:O-Ok...*pats Spectre's back with her hoof, nervously* There there, just...Let it all out...

Spectre:*sniff*...What do I do now? I got a job serving the chairman, I got some friends but....The closest ones are mentally ill, and the not-so-close ones have no Idea of how screwed up I am!!

Fluttershy:Maybe you could try and talk to them, it's worth a try instead of drowning your appearantly gilled and finned sorrows in this...*sniffs the moonshine and backs away repulsed* Ugh...Stuff.

Spectre:Oh I know! Look at me, I'm so weak willed I cant control my drinking! It's just a matter of choosing not to pick up a bottle! I should just tear out my throat and save the world the trouble!!

Fluttershy smacks him across the face with her hoof.

Fluttershy:Dont even THINK about that!

Spectre:*whines*....

Fluttershy:Killing yourself wont solve anything...You MUST have something to live for!

Spectre:.........*long, low pitched whine as he thinks, scratching his head*Errrr.....Theres...No.....Uhhh...

Fluttershy:What about your friends?

Spectre:Hrrrrrrrrrm....They amuse me at times...

Fluttershy:Annnnnd what about all the teenagers here at the academy? Alot of them really respect you. I've heard some of them call you "Balvorn-Sensei" or something.

Spectre:*electricity cracks at his ear* Aaaggggh.......Uhhhh...

Fluttershy:And what about that orange-haired girl?

Spectre:*thinks*.....Hmmmm....Cupid went to town on me with that one...

Fluttershy:Theres also the other species of werebeasts out there besides the balverines.

Spectre:Yeah...Maybe I can be more involved as their sovereign, with my hold in Albion gone...They all need a leader.

Fluttershy:Theres also your hobbies.

Spectre:Kurumu has been showing me how to play that "Playstation 3" gadget...It's rather fun so far.

Fluttershy:And I heard that Fairy Tale is inactive. So you might even get some peace and quiet!

Spectre:A bit of that would be welcome.

Fluttershy:So whats the matter?! You have plenty of things to live for! *Squee*

Spectre:Indeed! *stands up, clearly sober, holding out his arm in an anime pose* I HAVE LIVED FOR...I DONT KNOW HOW LONG...BUT WHATEVER IT IS I'M LIVING DOUBLE THAT TIME BEFORE IT'S OVER WITH!!....Errrm...But one thing.

Fluttershy:Yes?

Spectre:...Gimme another hug..I feel a little glum.

Fluttershy charges into Spectre's chest, he embrances her and rolls around in the hay.

Spectre:You are just the cutest figment of my imagination I have ever seen!!! I dont know what area in my twisted brain you emerged forth from, but I like it! You're just so...So soft!! *picks up Fluttershy and pinches her cheeks lightly* And those eyes are heart-melting!! I cant thank you enough for pulling me out of that pit of despair!

Fluttershy:Oh it's no trouble! I'm always glad to help a suffering creature in need!

Spectre:Thank you so much...I-......Huh?

The pony has dissappeared.

Spectre:Huh....? Odd....Well....*looks at the bottles* Better get this mess cleaned up...Might just smash it into glass shards and scatter it around the place to keep away students.

[Spectre]

(Inserting useless and possibly disturbing filler.)

A few hours later...

Spectre has shattered all of his alchohol bottles and threw the shards all around the building. That, along with the massive amounts of poisonous and irritating plants, and dangerous pests have made the old warehouse a small fortress.(Or atleast enough to keep out anyone who doesnt want to get mutilated/infected with something.)


Cue casual music. I miss this anime.


Spectre, however, has moved on to hanging around the campus. Rather bored looking.

Spectre:*standing next to the campus fountain with his arms crossed*........

Passerby Student:Morning Spectre-sensei.

Spectre:*Spark comes from ears* Argh!!

Student:?

Spectre:Uh, morning.

Student:Are you alright?

Spectre:*bluntly* Japenglish hurts my ears.

Student:Sorry. *shrugs and continues to his location*

Spectre:....So...*eyes dart* Things have really quitened down. Cant say I mind...Everytime something really bizzare happens I cant transform into anything! *Digs his finger into his hurt ear* But now I'm bored as hell. Usually theres some punk-ass going around the school making trouble. Typically nothing me or the Scryers cant just stare down...But now they're too scared to do anything. Everythings so...Perfect! It's like getting old and retiring!!

??:How about we look for some action?

Spectre:Not now, Rosco.

Rosco:Seriously! I'm up for anything. Come on....

Spectre:I see regaining my youthful form has rekindled my horomones. No, I wont rape anybody else.

Rosco:Come ON!!! You know you wanna! Were in Japan! The girls here love gettin' some tentacle abomination action! You dont have to rape, you could play! Legal age is 13! You realize how many options you have around here?! And all these are teen girls, anime ones at that, all raging with horomones and-

Spectre:NO DAMN YOU!!! *punches himself in the crotch* *Exhales heavily as his eyes surge, letting out a minor squeak*

Rosco:F-Fu-fu...Screw you..M-Man....

Leffnut:Geez, give us a break. It's what we do!

Ritenut:Yeah! Thats no reason to go hitting us!

Spectre:*extremely peeved* Now I remember why I was happy with being old and withered. It was much quieter downstairs.

Rosco:You're gonna regret this later tonight...

Spectre:Try anything funny and it's the waffle toaster for you.

Rosco:Grrrrrr...You suck, man!

Spectre:Look, if you shut up for a day, I'll buy that "Catherine" game you've been harping about and I'll play it before bedtime. Deal?

Rosco:...Hrrrm...You gonna buy the one Gin hacked? It's mighty expensive...

Spectre:*sighs* Yes. Uncensored, extended scenes, illegal...Probably going to get Gin sent to prison one day.

Rosco:I'm quiet as a mouse! I have taken a vow of silence!! My glans are sealed! I'm pullin' a scared turtle! I-

Spectre:*Thoroughly Disgusted*ALRIGHT!!! Now shut up!

.....

Spectre:Good.*grumbles quietly* What a dick...


(As you can see, adolescense is especially hard on Spectre. Got a few things in mind, but I dont feel like posting them right now.)

[Shadow Scryer]

Rainbow Dash: *Hovering, carrying Fluttershy* Yeesh Fluttershy! I know you're good with animals but I don't think even I can face that thing! If ya want to talk to an animal, at least know what the hay it is first!




SS: *Sighs* What's wrong with this place?

Vimm: Hmm? Oh, nothing.

SS: Exactly! Nothing's happened since Walter-

Vimm: Wallace.

SS: Not the point! Nothing's happened since he dropped off that pink-haired BBB!

Vimm: *Thinks* Knowing you that would mean "Bloody brainless bitch."

SS: Big breasted bimbo. Seemed appropriate. But I'm getting bored! I'm a super demon bred for wanton slaughter, not a normal life! Hell, I even got a few bio upgrades!

Vimm: (Grimly) I'm not modifying you further. Your genetic code's already bizarre enough, so the only way you're getting any upgrades from now on is if bits of you are replaced with tech.

SS: NO! Not that, never that!

Vimm: *Raises an eyebrow* You'd be surprised how much it can improve your life. I never missed a shot before and when I replaced my eyes with cybernetics, it just got easier!

SS: NO! Anyway, it's not upgrades I want. I was made to be the ultimate bio weapon and I already am, but as I said, I was also created to kill. I. Need. To kill someone. Honestly, it's taking all my willpower not to go on a berserk killing spree right now.

Vimm: So why don't you?

SS: Last I did you, Spectre, Tak, the Chairman and our friends were the only ones who'd so much as give me a sideways glance. And that was when I didn't know what was going on! Besides, I killed Mizore and most of the student body, nearly burned to death, tried to assassinate the chairman and even murdered the demoness who changed my viewpoint in the first place!

Vimm: Then join the Mortal Kombat club!

SS: It's not the same if your opponent just gets up after ya kill them.

Vimm: Well then if you want to keep your sanity, you'd better find something to do. Quickly.


(Technically, they're not mentally insane. Vimm's sane but still relatively bloodthirsty being a snake and all and Shadow's just doing what he's designed to. The time in Mokas memory just... yeah, there are lingering traces of insanity.)
(Hey Spectre, ya think we could kill Walter sometime soon and include our characters in that maze/race?)

[Spectre]

(I have a certain plan for him, though I'm still thinking on it. I'll try and see how I could implement it as soon as possible. I was thinking a battle ending in a draw happening between the last and final encounters. It's not required for him to die during the assault on the fortress. )

??:Thinking of doing something naughty, eh?

SS and Vimm turn around and face Spectre.

SS:OI! Dont sneak up on us like that!

Spectre:I feel your pain. Theres not really much for us to do.

Vimm:...What's that in your hand?

Spectre:Hm? *eyes widen* Oh.



Spectre:That's just something I bought for...A friend. Pay it no mind. *puts the game into his "coat"* Either way, what are you two not-so-gentlemen up to? Smelling the flowers and adoring the sunshine?

SS:I'm about to lose my friggin' mind if I dont find something to kill!


In the background, Touhou is chasing Tsukune with a look of sadism in his eyes, carrying some really huge needles. Tsukune is running with adrenaline and a look of horror trying to evade the devoted old coot.

They go unnoticed.


Spectre:Perhaps we should have a good ol’ spar, like in the old days. I dont think the Chairman has anything for us to do. Might as well spend it with some friendly bloodshed.


In the background, Wallace falls from the sky, he grabs Moka and jumps on top of a building where some students are storing stuff in barrels, he scares them off.

Tsukune breaks from his chase and begins running up the stairs to rescue Moka, Wallace counters by throwing barrels down that bowl down the stairs. Tsukune jumps to evade them. Once again, going unnoticed.


SS:But I crave UNFRIENDLY bloodshed! I’m a bio weapon of mass destruction!

Spectre:That may be, but maybe it’ll relieve a little stress.


Tsukune nearly gets to the top, but he steps in a pie, slides, spins wildly in the air and lands on his back at the bottom of the stairs, his legs held up in the air from the pain. Wallace lets out a vicious growl in victory, but Tsukune gets up and continues.


SS:*sighs* Alright, whaddya have in mind?

Spectre:I was thinking we just duke it out. We’ll likely regenerate what we throw at eachother.

Vimm:But what about location? Would you really want to fight out here in the schoolyard? Theres a lot of students passing by at this time of day.



Tsukune has made his way to the top of the building, he boldly states his intentions to save Moka. Wallace just stares at him. He squees, and gets KTFO as Wallace thumps his head, leaving a notable dent. The grabs Moka, holding her over his shoulder, and climbs up a ladder. The ladder is pulled up and the sounds of a battleship taking off are heard.


Spectre:Alright, lets go out into the campus woods.

SS:Too many trees and graves, parents and teachers probably wouldn’t like us smashin’ ‘em.

Spectre:The red lake?

SS:Underwater combat sounds odd. Besides, you cant transform into an aquatic form now, can you?

Spectre:…Or anything else for that matter.

Vimm:Why do your powers always go on and off?

Spectre:No clue. I only morph on certain occasions. I used to be able to do it at a thought.

SS:*sighs* Screw it.


Chairman’s Voice:I need you three to come to my office immediately. We’ve things to discuss.

SS:Hrrrm…Bet I can guess.

Spectre:*looking at Tsukune suffering from Heroic BSOD in the background* Bet I know.

SS shadowports the group into the Chairmans office.

Oddly, they are teleported in front of the door. It is blocked by a barrier of darkness.

Spectre:Hm? Why didn’t you teleport us inside?

SS:I tried! But something…*looks in disbelief* Your shittin’ me.

There is a tall, powerfully built humanoid silhouette of darkness leaned against the wall opposite of the door with his arms crossed.

SS:Who the hell’re you?

??:*turns it’s head towards them, speaking in a masculine yet slightly mystic warped voice*…Were you summoned here?

Spectre:Errrm..Who is this?

Vimm:Might be some security set up by the chairman.

SS:We were called by the chairman.

??:Ah. I apologize for blocking the door. My master is inside of there as well, It’s my duty to make sure no hostiles get within his presence.

SS:So…You’re a shadow manipulator? I see you’re using some form of cloaking power.

??:It’s sorcery. *Turns his head towards the door*

Bright green and yellow markings of an unknown language scroll upwards on the door, the darkness shatters into a shower of pixels that are absorbed into the figure.

??:Go on through.

Spectre and Vimm walk through, looking confused.

SS:*Stares at the figure*……..

??:You’re also an exceptionally powerful manipulator of shadow, the fact you can see me is a testament of your natural talent. Yet I sense your source of power stems differently from mine. My duty prevents me from revealing my name and form, but it was interesting to meet you nonetheless. Effective wielders of darkness are difficult to come by in today’s light-soaked world. *walks into the room*

SS:Another darkness user, huh. *walks into the room*

Chairman:Ah, you have arrived at a good time you three…

Spectre:*looks at a figure sitting at the back of the room*…Who is this?

Chairman:A close friend of mine, and one of your benefactors.

Michiwaru:Ah, Shadow, Vimm and Spectre. I go by a number of names, but the name I go by in this country is “Michiwaru”.

Michiwaru is a mysterious fellow, He’s somewhat tall and wears a black suit, he covers his appearance by wearing a long black coat, his face covered by a black fedora that coats his face in darkness, his piercing white eyes being the only visible feature.

Chairman: He was just here to deliver your newest amplifiers.

Michiwaru:Indeed, and it seems they have been completed just in the nick of time. Your friend Moka has been kidnapped by Fairy Tale again.

Vimm:When?

Chairman:It was in the last few minutes.

Vimm:So…Anyway, whaddaya got for us?

Michiwaru: It’s more of a prototype, really. But I have a feeling it may mean the difference between life and death in the upcoming mission. Fairly Tale is located in an area known as the “Sky Garden”, a nigh impregnable airborne fortress. It’s armed to the teeth, and loaded with many high level youkai, including Wallace. There is no time to train, so we’ve little options but to apply these amplifiers.

Michiwaru puts a briefcase on the desk.

It opens, revealing a number of small, microscopic devices that hum with an unusual power.

Vimm:Wow…I’ve not felt a power like this before.

Michiwaru:They will amplify nearly every aspect of your abilities, but most notably they will interfere with the regenerative abilities of powerful foes, most notably Wallace. They were designed with his defeat in mind.

Spectre:Damn, that’s convenient..

Michiwaru:*holds up his hand* But be forewarned. This device is only partially under development. There is…An unpleasant side effect.

SS:….Like what?

Michiwaru:They may also debilitate your ability to regenerate. Not wholly, but you could be in mortal danger should you become too careless.

Vimm:…..

Michiwaru:I leave these with you, for I am required elsewhere. I am also working on another project that should prove most fascinating to put to use!

SS:So how do we use them?

Michiwaru:Simply implant them into wherever you feel like. Be warned that the implants will only effect your body, any weapons you use that aren’t a part of your biology prior to taking the upgrade won’t be affected. I need to get going, won’t be pretty if Fairy Tale knows I’m here. *takes out a small, dark metallic device and presses a button on it, teleporting away*

Mikogami:This fellow has been assisting me and Touhou with your upgrades.

SS:Still don’t see why we need these.

Mikogami:Well lets see…You and your family were created when technology was over 100 years younger, and Spectre’s a broken angel. These organizations are creating and recruiting both new bio-weapons and other powerful youkai previously unknown to the world. We’re trying to improve you, or atleast get you closer to being up-to-date. If you two were members of the highest tier in your categories, we wouldn’t have all these problems, now would we?

Spectre/SS:*Snort*

Vimm:Technology, my friend and brother. Technology. *points to his cyber eye*

SS:I’m the ultimate BIO-weapon! BIO. Not machine! BIO!!! Short for biological. Which is, as you likely know, NOT. MACHINERY.

Vimm:Which was created with technology.

SS:Fuck you…

Spectre:And I detest the thought of machinery in my body. I already feel violated having to wear this collar like some sort of pet. Seriously, why couldn’t it be a gold tooth, or a necklace, or maybe even a chastity belt!

Chairman:Because it’s funny! Nothing says “lulz” like making the lord of werebeasts wear a collar.

Spectre:*Growls* I suppose next you’re going to make me want to wear cute little cosplay wolf ears and a tail while in human form?

Chairman:Actually…*reaches for something in his desk*

A few seconds later..

Spectre:*Wearing adorable fake purple wolf ears and a tail* FUCK!

Chairman:Got anymore suggestions for me?

Spectre:*whines* No sir….

Chairman:Good! Think about this in the future when you want to get snarky with me, because I got paw gloves, boots, a suit, and a pair of gag glasses that has a wolf nose. As you all probably know, Wallace has returned to kidnap Moka. And they’re on their way back to the main base of Fairy Tale…Before we go, were going to have to get another fellow up to around your power level. Touhou just caught him.

Vimm:Wait..Dont tell me-

Chairman:Tsukune has incredible power dwelling within him from Moka’s blood. If properly tapped, he could potentially rival Shadow and Spectre in their current states. But in his current condition he’s just a meat shield.

Vimm:…..Seriously?

Chairman:*Deep, southern accented voice* Eeyup.

Spectre:That little fellow, I find it hard to believe.

Chairman:Touhou’s about to perform an excruciatingly painful transformation ritual on him right now. Wanna go watch?

Spectre:Sure!!!

SS:Might be entertaining.

Vimm:Might learn something.


The three teleport to Touhou’s Hong-Kong-like magic world.


Tsukune is in the middle of a barrier being held up by magical needles. He is sitting stoicly in the center, with Touhou standing at the side.

Touhou:Tsukune. I’ve set up a barrier around you. You will not be able to escape, and nobody will be able to come in and help you…*transforms into his true form*..*takes off his glasses* Let me ask you one more time…If you want to quit, it’s your last chance.

Tsukune:If we do not do this, then we might not be able to stand against Fairy Tale. Let alone save Moka..I wish to do this, I will become strong!


SS:Wow, looks serious.

Vimm:It’s an ancient technique that completely transforms the…Patient, into a full youkai. They will have access not only to their monster powers, but be able to master arts normally incapable for humans to learn. Such as the Jigen Tou. Those needles will change every cell in his body. How painful it is? It’s like a mortal hell. And theres 108 needles to inject.

Nightmare:*giggles while eating popcorn*

SS:What are ya doing here?

Nightmare:I wanna see the blood!!!

Touhou:With every one of these needles I will insert into your body, it will feel as if your flesh is being ripped asunder and reassembled. Getting more and more horrible as each needle is injected…*steps behind Tsukune and holds up a needle* Prepare yourself….*lowers the needle*


Tsukune lets out a loud, bloodcurdling, almost animalistic scream as he writhes on the ground.

Touhou:…I..Havent even stuck it in yet. Are you SURE you’re up for this?

Tsukune:S-sorry….If I can endure having my genitalea torn off by a crab in my tender toddler years, then I can and WILL endure this!......But also hate needles, this one time when I was little I got a booster shot from a really incompetent doctor. Missed my vein about five times before he actually got a-

Electricity sparks from Tsukunes shoulders as a needle is injected through his flesh and into his bone.

Tsukune:*eyes widen*….*slowly slumps over*

Touhou:…I’m impressed. You’re really something. You didn’t even squeak from the pain you just received.

Spectre:Impressive, boy. Keep going.

Nightmare:*bored*…Suffer and writhe already, Touhou charged me 120 yen for this popcorn. It was the only food item he’d let me have in here.

Spectre:…*holds out a bag of candy* Brought some gummy bears in I had in my coat. I can always get more later.

Nightmare:Thanks Spectre!!! *takes them and consumes them as she watches the ritual*

Touhou:The tip of the needle I stuck you with, it’s thread is threaded with a thread made from a thread of my own threaded energy, the moment the needle enters you it digs into your body like a bug. It sews up and reconstructs your cells..And forms a channel that amplifies the energy which is the source of the youjutsu inside your body. In rough terms this is the “Human modification technique”. The more needles I inject, the more the pain multiplies. It feels as if you’re body is being torn apart.

Tsukune:And the total number of needles I need to inject…109!

Vimm:Ah, got the number wrong.

Nightmare:OOOOOOOOO!!

Tsukune:The threads going through your body will easily surpass one-million! Are you sure you want to continue with this test?!

Tsukune:*Nods weakly*

Touhou:Very well. *draws a shit-ton of needles out of his sleeve*

Tsukune:*sighs* The things I do for love!


Spectre:I wonder if we could get that done. Might be a good upgrade.

SS:Sure ya can handle it?

Spectre:I put my genitalea in a waffle toaster to punish it for misdeeds. You try that without screaming or flinching, then ask me again. Want to see my burns?

SS:NO! You’re a freak of nature and just about everything else.

Vimm:It only works on humans. It’d just be a glorified acupuncture for us.



Touhou:*putting more needles in Tsukune* Your endurance is phenomenal…

Tsukune:..

Touhou:Alright, now drop your pants. The next one goes into your crotch.

Tsukune:Aye, there be nothing’ but cold retractable ebony wood down thar’!

Vimm:But didn’t you find your unmentionables?

Tsukune:That be the wrong crab, matey! Aye, that was a ghost crab on the corpse of the thief….The one that stole me dick be a fiddler crab! Besides, it was five inches longer than that. I was well-endowed.

Vimm:Show off…

Tsukune:Hey, I’m a male anime character. 8 inches or more are required for provocative fanworks. It’s just anime anatomy, to counter this the females have the birth canals of horses.

SS:PUT A FRICKIN’ NEEDLE IN HIM ALREADY!!

Touhou injects it into his ass instead.

Tsukune:*falls over, nearly unconscious from the pain*

SS:Thank you!!! *facepalms*

Nightmare:*glum* What’s sad is, I know what he’s talking about. Ugh, this is boring. He’s not screaming. I’m outta here. *flies out*

Touhou:We still got more to go, Tsukune. I’ll just have to double on on the needles in your ass to make up for your privates.

[Shadow Scryer]

Vimm: *Takes Nightmares abandones popcorn* You know, this is actually pretty amusing.

Touhou: *Takes out a six-foot-long syringe* Just to keep you awake. It's more bor- I MEAN less effective if you're asleep. *Stabs Tsukune with it*

Tsukune's bloodcurdling scream reaches Youkai academy and Nightmare.

Nightmare: *Voice carries just as far* OH COME ON!

Spectre: I never liked the guy anyway.

SS: Freaking freaky techniques involving man-made methods and turning him into a different species entirely...

Spectre: Can you even talk about that?

SS: I don't even HAVE a species.

Spectre: But your siblings do, so what makes you think you weren't based off something? Speaking of which... *Looks up* You know, there are seats available.

Fsoi slowly floats down, observing Tsukune's torture with obvious discomfort

Spectre: Thinking about it I presume?

Fsoi: Well I used to, but staying Human's looking pretty good right now.

SS: Yeesh! How long is this gonna take?! I feel like we've been sitting here for months!

(Yeah, sorry. I'm not as good as Spectre at coming up with filler and... I guess my interest in R+V wained when it started going into the backstory of the main character I hate the most.)

[Spectre]

(Can't blame you there. My interest in it dropped like an anvil supported by a twig. It caught a very nasty case of Dragon Ball Z syndrome once it got into this arc. I have a feeling it's going to end after they rescue Moka. It's getting stagnant.


Pity. I had ALOT of fun with the series, and this RP. I hope to have some more. Once we rescue Moka we should break free of the shackles of canon and start writing more original material here. Of course it will be able to involve the R+V cast and other characters.

Going to try and write up a post...)

[Spectre]

Spectre:Been over 94 needles now. As amusing as it's been, it started to stagnate a bit after the 70th one or so. Its become a mess with the same gruesome gore over and over with slightly more intense and different whines as it approaches the last one.

SS:*has completely lost interest and left, leaving a note of absence*

Spectre:*looks at the note*Same here, old friend. Only reason I'm even bothering to stay here and watch is because I want to see the last one get stuck in and if I don't watch every sticking I'll regret it at the end.

Vimm:*playing a portable console* Just gonna occupy myself until the last one is put in...

Spectre:Got another one of those?

Vimm:Nope.

Spectre:Damn it....

Fsoi:I'm suprised out of all the people here you three are getting bored of bloodshed! You're renowned maniacs!

Spectre:Oh, I'm of the punch-clock sort nowadays. Vimm has other interests, and Shadow needs variety or he gets bored and flies off. *shrugs*

Fsoi:*watching* Poor guy..How much do you think it hurts?

Spectre:Touhou says that it is the now-canonized tenth circle of hell. Vimm borrowed a needle out of curiosity and..

Vimm:YOU STOLE IT AND STABBED ME WITH IT YOU FUCKER!!!! It's like falling into a watery pit full of box jellyfish focused into a single part of your body!! And appearantly it multiplies with every injection according to Touhou!

Fsoi:*looks at Tsukune with a look of absolute horror* We gotta do something! This is inhumane!

Spectre:*stomach growls* Mmmmm..Irukanji. It's been so long since I've had one, pity we didn't stay on a beach back when we were in Australia. But you had to drag me to Sydney and get me into a fight with the local creatures.

Vimm:*eyes widen*What are you.

Spectre:*animalistic growl* Eternally hungry. Anyway, lets just call it getting back at you for unjustly assaulting me back at Mizore's homeland.

Vimm:If you can endure eating one of those damn things, how are you so worked up over something like that?!

Spectre:It's the principal of the thing. Lets just leave it at that. And eye for an eye, don't you know. But it's over now.

Vimm:Damn it, Spectre...

Fsoi:I think he's getting to the last one.


Touhou:*obviously tired himself* I'm out of energy and out of adrenaline to give you, Tsukune...It's amazing that you endured 108. All that is left is the deadly 109th needle, which goes into your heart...Seeing as you're comatose now and we won't be able to hear you scream, I'm suspending the operation..You did well, Aono Tsukune...

Tsukune:*writhing with incomprehendible amounts of energy and pain*

Fsoi:..*notices he's getting quicker* Huh..

Spectre:Errr, Touhou!

Touhou:*turns back into his elderly form* Phew. Hard work, tha-GYAAHHH!!


A alien-like black, clawed hand reaches out and grabs Touhou, slamming him into the ground viciously as he screams in pain. Blood spurts as the assailant viciously strokes him against the ground, peeling his skin. He continues slamming him down, making splattering noises with each impact. He throws him aside with a sickening splat.

Touhou:*twitches* Why....Am...I...Still....Aliiieeeeeve??*comatose*

The barrier weakens with its master incapacitated and it spreads over the audience area….

Fsoi:Uh oh…

Spectre:Right over us and blocking our escape route. What a cruel coincidence…

Standing in the place of Tsukune's unconcious, bloodied body is a rather intimidating vampiric creature.

Vimm:*jaw drops* It..Worked.

Fsoi:His aura's overwhelming!

Spectre:*canine whine* Wow...Well, what should have we expected after he went through a procedure that extreme?


Tsukune:*crackling with red and black energy as he flaps his wings, which send a huge gust throughout the room*


Vimm:!!!!

Spectre:Guess our days making him our ass monkey are go-

Spectre gags up a torrent of blood as Tsukune has his fist plunged up through his gut and almost out of his back, he throws him aside and decapitates Vimm with a chop.

Fsoi:........

Tsukune:*growls and claws at Fsoi*

Spectre roars and uppercuts Tsukune with a claw swipe, sending him a considerable distance across the area, hitting the edge of the barrier and

Tsukune staggers out of the blur chipped and gored all over, he collapses onto the ground.

Spectre lands next to Fsoi.

Spectre:Little bastard got the jump on me!

Spectre leaps on top of him and begins to viciously beat him. Tsukune doesn’t even grunt in response to the blows. He swipes, sending Spectre flying off.

Spectre:*lands on his feet and stares down Tsukune* Well, your new self is quite a shocker! And without even finishing the operation! *Runs back at him*

Tsukune:*charges towards Spectre*



Touhou:*coughs*..You need…To…Needle…His heart…*holds out the last needle* To finish him….

Fsoi:Uhhh…Ok. *takes the needle* Easier said than done.

Touhou:Figure it out yourself, I’m in unbearable pain! *passes out*

Fsoi: Damn it…

[Spectre]

Spectre:.......

SS:.........

Wallace:.........

Chairman:Well gentlemen, we have a problem.

Spectre:Don't have to tell us that.

Chairman:According to our charts there hasn't been any notable activity in the MFF jail RP for months, Tak's gone awol, and you guys just aren't trying. We're not getting in any views, and therefore aren't making a profit.

SS:Ya don't mean-

Chairman:I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you all go.

Wallace:Oh come on, thats bullshit! I wasn't even defeated yet! I was looking forward to that part! I wanted more screentime. I know I may not be the most memorable villian but I had fun being badass!

SS:Gotta admit I was looking forward to killin' ya.

Spectre:Look, I had a long and drawn out backstory that I seriously wanted to touch on and it's been so long I've forgotten most of it....OS planned for months developing me and my past, I've gone through countless prototypes! I'm worried I really will turn to alchoholism!

Chairman:Well, Spectre. If you want to I can see about getting you a position in SBVQ. You can either be independent or perhaps work for the other Spectre.

Spectre:But it's so wierd...

Chairman:Not as wierd as you think considering the canon behind the two topics OS has been brainstorming for years. Come on, it'll be fun.

Spectre:No it won't! I can't just disregard all of our work like that! I DON'T WANNA BE A DEAD CHARACTER!!!

SS:Thats why I'm essentially the same guy in SBVQ mate. Basically an alternate.

Spectre:But I'm not similiar to the other me at all! I was designed as a completely seperate character. Only similiarity being the coloration and name! I mean, geez. And we're ruining the atmosphere of the RPs by going so violently out of character!

Chairman:Look, why don't you appear on Inferno interviews, chat with the other Spectre, get yourself a nice appearance, you can start fresh!

Spectre:But I...What if this topic isn't dead?

Chairman:Face the music Spectre. Nobody cares for Rosario + Vampire anymore. It's only getting one half-assed drawn out fight scene once every two months. It'll be a bloody freaking year before you get off of that blimp. You haven't even got on yet!

Rosco:*rises from Spectres pants* Oh HELL no! I JUST made an appearance and I haven't been able to screw around with any chicks yet! I'm a giant tentacle monster living in a universe full of overdeveloped anime females! I'M FIGHTIN' AGAINST MY NATURE, HERE!

SS:AAAAAGH!!*covers his eyes*

Wallace:Holy shit, mines so tiny in comparison...

Spectre:Rosco, not now!!!

Rosco:*slams a tentacle on the desk* Lookie here Mikogami, I had some awesome scenes ahead of me and I ain't gonna let you fuck me over after I just appeared! And I wanna nail that cute Fsoi chick.

Mikogami:*groan* Oh Spoi...*holds up a disturbingly well drawn fan Image of Spectre and Fsoi kissing* You will forever be my favorite shipping....

SS:THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! If you think I'm gonna let THAT*points at Rosco* THING is going to Get his tentacles on MY little sister you gotta another thing coming you perverted freak!

Spectre:Hey Shad, easy! I'm right here!

SS:Not talking about you, mate. Just your genitalea.

Spectre:Right.....Besides, Fsoi and I are just friends! Why is it when a couple characters show a simple friendship blooming you have to go and ship the heart and soul out of them?!

Mikogami:Like my pen pal Tirek says, "Its boring unless theres lots of same-sex multi-species shipping with lots of intercourse and blood, gore and violence.". Sometimes it can be hetero sex as long as they vary in nearly every other way, but different species is mandatory.

SS:...You're pen pals with that asshole?

Mikogami:Was, he died. Should have saw that coming knowing the views of you three guys.

Spectre:That quote didn't even make sense. You know what? I don't want to be part of this universe anymore. Come on Rosco, we're leaving.

Rosco:BUT-

Spectre:Please don't make me get a vasectomy. I'm already binging so much alcohol trying to put up with you it's not even funny.

Rosco:*growls* Fine! Just...Just don't threaten Leffnut and Ritenut...They're like my kids.

Mikogami:Wait! What if we add ponies?!

Spectre:You cannot be serious. I've had enough of this-

Mikogami:Come on! Everything is better with ponies! Look at all the activity SBVQ got!

Spectre:Yeah, and how long it dragged on and how many character backstories got axed. It was a big screw up but I'll admit it had some moments. However, besides that brief cameo with Fluttershy I have no intention of interacting with them. Besides, knowing Rosco he'd try to screw them.

SS:........You're a horsewanker?

Spectre:*groan* Oh Don't start with me! I don't even have a consistent form! I barely know what the hell I am. I've romped everything from humanoids to cats and dogs!

Wallace:This is getting awkward..So I'm gonna go...Guess I might try my luck at Wall Street since I'm getting my ass fired here. Got enough cash to get started. *walks off* Good seeing you guys.

SS:Same here mate.

Spectre:Later....

Mikogami:...

SS:...

Mikogami:Maybe the topic's just hibernating! You could still keep going...

SS;.....

Mikogami:....*sets the ship pic of Spectre and Fsoi on fire with a lighter* Alright. There. Its gone. I won't ever talk about it again.

Spectre:Well, what are we going to do? Besides boredom I personally don't care anymore. It's been vacant for to long. I'm going to travel around, maybe find something else to do. *walks out* call me up if things get active again!

Mikogami:*sigh*

SS:...

Mikogami:OH COME ON!!! Fine!


Mikogami flips over his desk and reveals a shit-ton of fanart he's made shipping virtually every character in the topic in every combination imaginable.

Mikogami sets them on fire.

Mikogami:THERE! ALL GONE! Over 200 hours and five curriculums of art classes down the drain! Every ounce of shipping art I've ever made!

SS:......

Mikogami;...*sigh**takes off his clothes revealing shipping tatoos all over his back* Just rip 'em off quick.

[Invader TAK]

(Ok, it's early in the morning. I'm tired, yet still on the comp. After seeing Spectre's latest Fourth Wall breaking post, I suddenly feel like applying some Fourth Wall breakage of my own. As well as some self deprecation. Not necessarily because my past self deserves it, though he kinda does, but because it can be funny.)

*nearby but far enough away from the others*

Me: *sigh* I should have known this'd happen. This topic's activity went to shit after the move to this new board. Besides, we're basically like our SBVQ incarnations! How the hell did we end up here?
Ariel: Because our writer wasn't creative when he started posting in this topic. Can't say I blame him, you are at heart a self-insert character that your creator's been working on for years. In fact, your human name of Tai is just an alternate spelling of his actual first name. However, his biggest offence is that the whole reason we're together in both RPs is because your he's been a fanboy of me for almost 15 years now.
Me: Seriously? I'm nothing more than a self-insert? I'm gonna kick his... My... Dammit!
Ariel: You couldn't even if you wanted to. We're confined to this world of RPs.
Me: Damn, you're right. Wait, how the hell do you know all this?
Ariel: Call it a hunch, divine inspiration, whatever you want.
Me: So basically mine and Onyx's creator is speaking through you.
Ariel: Yes, exactly.
Onyx: So what the hell am I?
Ariel: You're the only original character your creator made in this entire RP.
Onyx: Kickass. I'm more original than you, Tai!
Me: Shut up...
Ariel: However, your human name of Axel Parker is unoriginal because your creator is terrible with names.
Onyx: Dammit!
Me: Anyway Ariel, how does all this affect our future?
Ariel: I'm not sure. I do know that through some sort of intervention, divine or otherwise, we can forget this conversation ever happened. Provided this RP ever takes off again, anyway. Besides, I'm not even sure if this RP shares the same multiverse as SBVQ.
Me: It probably does, considering how similar some of us are.
Onyx: I just thought of something. Maybe the powers that be could do something like Kingdom Hearts and have this RP's dimension destroyed and send some of us to SBVQ as refuge.
Ariel: That could work, but it's possible it would only work for you and anyone else that lack SBVQ incarnations.
Onyx: Which would suck for you two.
Me: Yes, yes it would. *sigh* I guess it's out of our hands now.
Onyx: Yeah...
Ariel: It really is. All we can do is wait.
Onyx: One more thing, what the hell's up with the sudden interest in ponies?
Ariel: It's strange, but the whole internet's interested in them as of late.
Onyx: That's... something. Well, whatever. They're just an internet fad. Everyone will stop giving a shit by this time next year.
Ariel: I wouldn't be too sure about that. Plenty of fanbases have been going on for years. Look at Star Trek or Doctor Who. Besides, you forget that your creator's been a fanboy of me for almost 15 years. He even has the two-DVD set of my movie and plans to get it as soon as it hits Blu-Ray. If that's not enough, he shares a birthday with my voice actress!
Me: Also the voice actor of Axel/Lea from Kingdom Hearts.
Onyx: But you're from Disney! Disney shit tends last! Plus the birthday thing is just a coincidence. A scary as shit coincidence, but a coincidence nonetheless.
Ariel: That is true.
Onyx: Well, whatever. I think we've gone on long enough.
Me: Yeah, we have. Let's just see how this shit plays out.
Ariel: Great idea.

(EDIT: A typo correction plus added some stuff.)

[Spectre]

Tsukune:....*wakes up*.....What the-...


Everyone is surrounding him dressed in Fairy Tale employee clothing.

Ruby:Wow, we never thought you'd get over that last needle!

Tsukune:..How did you do that?

Fsoi:You do not want to know...


*FLASHBACK*

Tsukune charges towards Spectre, roaring.

Spectre:...

Rosco:*slithers out of his fly* You owe me BIG for this!

Rosco stretches out and embraces Tsukune with his tentacles, he gives him a deep, passionate perversion of a kiss.

Rosco:*detaches his....He doesn't have lips, too many teeth.* SMOKEY.

Tsukune:...*falls back, leaving a trail of vomit through the air as he hits the ground, nailing his head*

Fsoi walks over and pokes him in the chest with the needle.

Fsoi:Well, that was the most horrific thing I've ever witnessed.

Spectre:Retract, Rosco.

Rosco:I'M REMEMBERIN' THIS! I DON'T LIKE MAN-FACE!!!*retracts*Maaaaaan faaaaaaceeeeee...

Fsoi:....Hes...Uhhh...Quite a character.

Spectre:You haven't the slightest clue.

*END FLASHBACK*

Tsukune:......Ok. I'll take your word for it. Got any mints? My breath smells like wet dog.



Inside the center of the fortress.

Moka is being held in the middle of a barrier, Alucard is looming over her, sleeping.

Moka:*shudders*


Wallace:*looking down at her with a look of pity*

Akuha:Wallace.

Wallace:Huh?! *looks back at Akuha* Yeah? Somethin' wrong?

Gyokuro spins around in her chair and faces them.

Gyokuro:We have unwanted guests.

Wallace:*growls* I already probably know...*coughs*

Akuha:We aren't sending you. You're still sick from that trick they pulled in the Yuki Onna homeland.

Wallace:I can still take 'em! The venom of that damn snake and that poisonous dog put together won't hold me down!!...*collapses*.....

Gyokuro:No use in wasting one of our most powerful and only chevalier when we have plenty of subdivision leaders to dispatch...I'll get Raika, Routier, and the others out to hunt for them. This is getting amusing...

Wallace:...It flares up and down, Akuha...I'm...In PAIN....*grips his forehead and takes his sunglasses off, revealing the scar left by Fsoi and Spectre festering*....

Akuha:Ohhh...You poor thing? What's happening to you? *rubs his head*

Wallace:*growls*.......I don't know. I'm starting to feel funny...*sits down*

Gyokuro:...Those children have some very powerful members in their group. We need to have you in peak condition if they somehow make it here..Of course, I'll be assisting you if that happens so don't worry.

Wallace:*shakes his head*

Moka:....*looks up at Wallace with pitiful eyes*

Wallace:..*scowls and turns around*......



A little while later In another part of the base, the group has split up to find Moka.

Spectre is crawling through the vents rapidly.

Spectre:Now if I can just find the place they're containing Moka I can.....*sniff*...Huh...


Rosco slithers out.

Rosco:Time to repay that favor...

Spectre;*sniff*Uhhh....R-Rosco now is not the time...

Rosco:There's a lady in here just waitin' for us!! Can't ya smell her pheromones?

Spectre:..Y..Yeaaaah....

Rosco:She ain't nobody we know, she's an enemy, I can smell our allie's blood on her! So she sure sounds like dick food to me!

Spectre:*looks somewhat hypnotized* I..NO! *smacks Rosco back into his pants* I can't...Compromise....Mission....

A familiar scream echoes.

Spectre:...Hm? Chinaman?

Spectre moves to the source of noise.


Fanfan is battling with a strange looking girl.

Fanfan:*bleeding profusely* HOW CAN YOU BE KILLING ME WITH A CHAINSAW!? Seriously, it's a gardening tool. It's blades should wear down and possibly break if it cuts through human bone, which is a notably hard substance. It should wear down quickly.

Routier:*blushing* So much blood~Cant...Pay...Attention to laws of reality!

Fanfan:Geez...This is bad, I could die he-

Spectre falls out of the vent and lands roughly.

Fanfan:SPECTRE!!

Spectre:...*sniffs the air*...*looks at Routier*...

Fanfan:GET AWAY!! She's strong as Kokoa!

Spectre:..Speaking of which, have you seen her lately?

Fanfan:No...

Routier:*revs her chainsaw* Well..Now I have another toy.

Spectre:*looks at her blushing*.....*growls*

Rosco:(That's her...She's right in fronna ya...What'll ya do now Mr. Chastity!)

Spectre:...Not...Being...Chaste..Just...Trying...To....accomplish mission..

Routier saws through Spectre's chest, sending a spurt of his thick, blackish blood flying.

Routier:Ewww, it's all sickly....*saws again*

Spectre:Y-You're...You're getting a kick out of this!? Please, stop! I don't know if I'll be able to control myself!!

Routier saws him again, Spectre growls and backs up and blood sprays from his shoulder.

Routier:Ooooooooh....A Masochist..We'll get along so fine..

Spectre:I'm warning you...*eyes narrow* Your pheromones are making me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny.

Rosco:*grins* (Let me out maaaan, DON'T FIGHT IT!! UNLEASH ME!!! SHES RIGHT THERE!! SHE CANNOT MATCH OUR RAW STRENGTH!!)

Spectre:*face stretches into a wolfish grin as he drools*....NO....MUST....RESIST......

Routier:*saws Spectre through the chest*

Blood spurts monstrously, Spectre falls onto his back twitching.

Routier:OH YES!! YOU CAN TAKE SO MUCH PUNISHMENT!


*Frightening laughter echoes*


Routier:We'res that coming from..?!

Rosco Emerges and hisses at Routier.

Rosco:AHAHAAH!!! OH IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE OUT!!

Routier:..A...Are you a....

Rosco:HELL YEAH!!*grows large as Spectre's body shrinks slightly* And you just unleashed the instincts of my friend here!!!


Rosco grows larger.

Fanfan:*staring in terror*

Rosco:YEARS OF BEING STUFFED IN THERE, NOT GETTING ANY ACTION!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO FINALLY BE ABLE TO STRETCH?!


Rosco completely engulfs Spectre's body, growing over 20 feet long and half of that thick.

Fanfan:Its...Its...Record-breaking!!

Routier:*backs away*

Rosco:Now....

Rosco sprouts a bunch of tentacles coated in cruel barbs on his lower body, giving him a fucked up squid-like lower body.

Spines facing downward burst from his sides, his skin is thorned, like mutant shark skin.

Rosco:YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW!

Rosco:*reveals his numerous tongues and licks his face, also showing his seemingly infinite amounts of teeth* BABYYYYY!!!!

Routier:What an ugly yokai form....Oh well..*prepares to slash with her chainsaw*

Rosco slaps it out of her hand with one tentacle, causing it to fly across the floor.

Rosco:My turn to be the dom, sweetness! YEOW!!!

Routier has all of her limbs grabbed and she's held up helplessly.

Routier:Wh-what are you going to do?!

Rosco:You're a prebubescent anime girl and I'm a gigantic pissed-off thorn-covered tentacle monster who's body AND BEST DAMN FRIEND you just injured. What the hell do you think I'm gonna do?! TICKLE YA DAMN FEET? Actually I might do that AS WELL. I got like, what? Two dozen tentacles to spare?!

Routier:No- No!!!



Fanfan:*staring*

Routier screams as he shadow of Rosco assaulting her reflects onto the wall Fanfan is sitting in front of.

Fanfan:..Holy. Shit....*slowly gets up and creeps out of the room* Normally I'd wish I had a camera but...This is an abomination..*politely closes the door behind him as he wanders off*

__________________

Note Rosco is pretty chaotic neutral by nature. He won't attack those on Spectre's side, but any enemy female is fair game for him. He won't take orders from nobody and he's extremely hard to injure, let alone kill.

[Invader TAK]

(Rosco's pretty damn smart. For a living penis, anyway.)

*in a monitor room on Lizodia Island

Me: *monitoring the activity of the others* What the unholy mother of fuck is that thing coming out of Spectre? *pauses for a moment* OH GOD! *kills monitor*
Ariel: *walks in* What's wrong? What did you see?
Me: You don't wanna know. It was beyond fucked up.
Ariel: I see. So are we going to meet up with them any time soon? We did just, leave them behind.
Me: Eventually. If we didn't have that damn Blisk invasion attempt back on the home world, we wouldn't have needed to leave.
Ariel: That is true.
Me: Bastards packed a punch, too. And I thought Wallace hit hard.
Ariel: At least they froze easily.
Me: No kidding. Plus the assistance from the Furons didn't hurt.
Ariel: Yeah.
Me: But yeah we can meet up with the others here soon.
Ariel: Alright.

(Finally got this damn post up! Now we can move on with this, maybe.)

[Spectre]

Indeed, Spectre's horomone levels are so high during his youth his genitalea has actually developed full sentience and intelligence. The only reason Rosco didn't emerge earlier in the RP is because Spectre kept him satisfied in his rapist days. But if left without sexual stimulation for long, Rosco starts getting irate and begins showing out.
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In Gyokuro's quarters.


Soldier:*runs in and bows* Lady Gyokuro, Routier has been...Defeated.

Gyokuro:What?

Soldier:She was battling the Wong boy when a rather tall and poorly disguised member of Youkai Academy feel through the vent. She started attacking him and he....He....*shudders* It was so horrible, it was like something you'd see in a really low-budget bishoujo hentai doujinshi! So much blood and...And....Mucus.

Gyokuro:Stop the staggering and send in more men, then!

Soldier:He's already killed a 2 subdivision leaders in the past couple minutes, he's....Fighting his way through our halls but isn't taking any particular direction!..Routier is still alive but...Oh she is suffering so...

Gyokuro:*turns to a moniter and turns it onto the room Routier was in*......*eyes widen as she slams her palm into her mouth*

Wallace:*growls and looks at the video, nodding in horror*...I can't let that bastard get in here!

Gyokuro:You still need to rest, send in more soldiers. It's nothing more firepower can't handle.

Grunt:I'll send more soldiers then!




The blood-coated Rosco is making his way rapidly through hallways, brutally killing any grunts he comes across. (Note in his full form he is built like a huge, phallic serpent with loads of spines and tentacles.)


Most youkai standing against Rosco are cut down as soon as he enters the room by is long, whiplike tendrils. He is whipping with so much force it causes dismemberment.

Rosco:AHAHAHAHA!! I'M OUTRAGEOUS!! *sniffs the air* Hmmmmmm...No good females nearby, all these generic mooks are a big turn-off!

Rosco darts up into a vent. His well lubricated and elastic body allows him to slither through even the narrowest spaces with ease despite his size. (Ugh, that sounded so dirty.)


As Rosco darts through the ventilation system he leaps down into any filled rooms he finds and mutilates any soldiers he comes across.

Rosco:DAMN! You guys give me Routier now it's one big ol' damn sausagefest! And mook females....They all look the same!!.....I AIN'T FINISHED YET!!!! *flails his tentacles around angrily* Routier had absolute NO endurance at all! I won't grow big 'n strong if I don't get my exercise and Spectre NEVER touches me! How I can tolerate that man I will never know!

Rosco widens his mouth enough to where his teeth stick out, he bites into a wall and tears it out, throwing it to the side.

Soldiers:*eyes widen in horror as they aim their guns*

Rosco:Protein break!

He bursts through at the surprised soldiers and begins tearing them apart in a tentacle storm. He sniffs them and starts eating their corpses. (mainly swallowing them hole, they get ripped to paste by his crapton of internal and external teeth on the way down.)

[Spectre]

Rosco has completely consumed all of the deceased grunts in the room, he lets out a loud, saliva-mucus-spraying belch.

Said saliva melts into the walls slightly, it has acidic properties.

Rosco:Allllllllll refueled!!! *begins slithering through the ventilation system, leaving a mucus trail and slightly melting the walls of it*




Rosco slithers through the ship until he comes across a rather large room, there is an intimidating looking man standing inside.

Raika:....*looks around nervously*...Where is that bastard!? Gyokuro said some horrible tentacle monster was going through here eating our men and..Raped Routier. I won't tolerate this disgrace to Fairy Tale.

Rosco slithers through the top vent.

Grunt:But Raika, why are we here? Judging by results the cameras caught this thing will cut through us like tissue and possibly violate us.

Rosco:*examines Raika curiously*...Hmmm! *stares at his ass*HMHMHMMMMMM!!! Don't like man-booty but this could be a chance to test out an ability I just thought up in my head!

Rosco begins covering the mouths of individual grunts and pulls them up into


Raika:Well grunts, in the case I get into danger I need meat shields to make an escape and be known as a badass survivor!

Grunt:...I quit.*walks out*

Raika strikes him with a lightning bolt, he is incincerated.

Raika:NOBODY IS LEAVING! I WILL NOT HAVE MY ASS SULLIED BY A GIANT TENTACLE MONSTER!! Do I look like a 13 year old anime girl to you?! It just doesn't work on a grown, masculine, anime man!


Rosco:*grumbles* Tell me about it. But right now I don't have a choice, should have tested out this ability I'm about to use on Routier...Would have been much more pleasant. But hey, a dicks gotta do what a dicks gotta do!



Grunts dissappear one by one until only Raika is left.

Raika:...Hey...Anybody there?....Hello?*looks around* IF I FIND OUT YOU GUYS ARE HIDING YOU'RE DEAD!! *lightning crackles*

Saliva drops form the ceiling and onto Raika's shoulder. It burns through his clothing.

Raika:...Hm?..What the-*looks up*GRAH!!

Rosco:*hanging from the ceiling by his mucus* Let's make this quick! *leaps down from the ceiling and opens his mouth, revealing teeth about ten feet back into his mouth*

Raika;WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?! *morphs into Raijuu form and begins tossing lightning bolts*

Rosco trips him with a tendril and then bodyslams him.

Raika:AAAH!! My spine!! I can't move!!

Rosco:Good!

Rosco leaps to the other side of the room and gets down on his stomach, aiming at Raika's backside.

Rosco:*Folds in his tentacles and propells himself towards Raika's backside* PENETRATION TECHNIQUE- SUPER...No...Damn it, I'm not gonna call my technique. But you probably already know what I'm going to do.

Raika:W-WHAT?!

Rosco:*sliding at race-car like speeds, aiming at his ass like a torpedo*YEEEAAAAH!!!

Raika:NO! NO! PLEASE!! I'M STILL A VIRGI-


-The following scene was removed due to the fact Spectre didn't have the nerve to post it-

Raika's eyes are white, his mouth is open in a gaping scream. He has gone into a hellish living limbo from the sheer pain and trauma. He has a huge hole ripped in the back of his pants.

Purple tendrils emerge from his orifices and flail around as he gets up in a puppet-like fashion.

Rosco*possessing Raika* Euuuugh! I don't ever wanna do that again!...Unless I absolutely have to or I get to do it to a female foe. Now how do I operate this guy?

Raika flails around as the tendrils retract, Rosco is trying to figure out how to manipulate his body by using his many tendrils to manipulate his bones and muscle from the inside.

Rosco:Man! I feel like James Heller! *takes out Raika's communicator* HEY! Boss, I just took down the tentacle monster! He had some valuable looking stuff on him so..I'm bringin' it back to you!

Gyokuro:You beat him already? He killed two subdivision leaders and raped one.

Rosco:Turns out he's weak against lightning! To my advantage. Anyway, I've just hit the firewater in celebration and I'm so hammered I can't remember what part of the HQ you reside in! Can you please tell me again?

Gyokuro:*sighs* I'd have you executed for drinking on the job but because you destroyed such a dangerous foe I'll let it slide. I'm sending my coordinates to your communication device.

Rosco:*looks at the coordinate* Bingo...By the way, you sound...*licks his lips* Really, really fine...

Gyokuro:Are you playing with my emotions?! Nobody has...Ever really complimented me like that before...

Rosco:*awkward*...Uhh..R..Really?

Gyokuro:..Well...Issa hasn't touched me in years since he got that damned Akasha as a mistress and...I wouldn't mind a bit of companionship.

Rosco:*eyes widen* (Wow...A...A lady has never actually offered to bed me before..It's..Probably just because I got this handsome shell.....Nobody likes Rosco...Nobody...)*sniff*...

Gyokuro:Raika, are you crying?

Rosco:*sniff* Ohh! No..Its..*sniff* It's nothing!! I'm lonely to! Despite my tall, handsome, muscular apppearance and being one of the most powerful yokai breeds I've never had a romance before!...I'll be right up!

Gyokuro:We should wait until this matter with the intruders is resolved- I just can't leave my men unsupervised.

Rosco:Please, Gyokuro...Even though I have faith in our strength, they have a slim chance of victory. We could die and...Never know eachothers embrace...*sniff* LET US MAKE LOVE AS SOON AS WE MEET POSSIBLY FOR THE LAST TIME!!...One...Night of passion...Or hour..(Possibly only about two minutes with how excited I feel now.)...

Gyokuro:I will wait for you faithfully in the ritual chamber, please hurry!


Rosco:Yes, my love! *hangs up*....*Sigh*..Finally..I...Get to make love for the first time, and not just heartless rape sex!....I'm nervous..But so excited!!

Rosco begins to walk towards Gyokuro's location.

...His gait is extremely awkward, due to the trauma afflicted on Raika's lower body he walks with a zombie-like walk with his ass clenched.

Rosco:DAMN! I messed this guy UP! I really hope Spectre ain't conscious! Otherwise I'm getting the waffle toaster once he takes back over!!

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...Just noting, if this actually gets really uncomfortable to read just let me know, I can try and tone it down or delete this post.

[Spectre]

Rosco is waddling his way to Gyokuro's quarters.

Rosco:(Careful Rosco, one wrong step and...)

Grunt:Subdivision leader Raika, we need your assistance with some intruders in another part of the base! They're overwhelming us!

Rosco:(Ugh, those guys couldn't just play stealthy for a LITTLE longer?) Move it, Cockblock. I have an appointment with Gyokuro and it can't wait!

Grunt:B-But they're killing us! We could all die!

Rosco:Damn it, you're killing the mood! Get a bigger gun and go after their asses or something! I don't know! I'm tired, I have a headache, I'm outta juice, the boss lady needs me, and I can't sit around here being pestered by some little ass that can't stand up to a genetically engineered super weapon, his brothers, a kid with shinso powers, an ancient lycanthropic demon, and a bunch of really hot super-powered school girls! *grumbles* And their really hot masochist witch friend.... Come on, grow some balls! I can't solve all of your problems! You need to learn how to stand up for yourself! You'll be stuck as a generic grunt forever if you don't make a name for yourself!

Grunt:Y...You're right! Thank you sir!...No...Thank you Raika! I have a name...It is..*rips off his outfit*


Steve:STEEEEEEEVE!!!

Rosco:...Alright, Steve. Go and get em. I have a vampiress to pound into a bruise!

Steve:...Uh...What?

Rosco: I'm nailing your boss. *summons a bunch of tendrils out of his eyes, ears, and mouth*NOW GO BEFORE I USE YOUR SKINNY ASS AS A SUBSTITUTE!!

Steve:*runs away screaming*

Rosco:...*cringes* Blegh. Steve? May as well have kept the name "grunt". *continues waddling*



Rosco makes his way throughout the rest of the hideout, trying to keep himself as inconspicuous as possible.


Rosco:*looks at the map* Ok...Says the ritual chamber is right here. Yikes, having sex in a ritual chamber? She takes this seriously!....*inhales*...Ok Rosco...You can do this...Keep the train at the station as long as you can...Damn I'm nervous! I guess I can stall her for a bit..Ugh, I hope there aren't any humanoid statues in the room, can't make love when I feel like someone's watching...

Rosco opens the door and steps in. His eyes widen.

Rosco:*stares at Alucard* This lady has some wierd tastes.

Gyokuro:Raika! So glad you could make it my dear!

Rosco:*eyes widen as he looks over her* DAMN. Must...Not..Erupt..Out..Of head...

Gyokuro:What took you so long, sweetie?

Rosco:Oh, just a few grunts needing advice...*walks up to Gyokuro and looks at her* You...Look absolutely lovely...(Wait a minute, isn't this Kokoa's mother?....Damn, I see where she got the ass! I bet Gyokuro's could deflect a missle!!)..........*gulp*

Wallace and Akuha step over and look down on him.

Rosco:...*looks at them*.....Huh, so are these two gonna join us? Wow, you got some crazy tastes, I'm fine with it so long as I don't get shanked by the big guy....*eyes widen in horror* Or I have to shank HIM. *looks at Akuha* The ravenhead's cute though!...How much can you fit-*looks in the ritual chamber at Moka tied up in front of Alucard* Oh! Are we gonna gangbang the girl tied up there with the giant monster watching then eachother? (Wait, that's Moka..I'm suppose to save her, aren't I?)....Is the giant monster gonna join in? He seems a bit...Dead. I'm fine with necrophilia but I cross the line at a giant monster. (Maybe we can have some fun with Moka before I rescue her...)

Wallace:*disturbed*...Uhhhh...

Akuha:Gyokuro, please enlighten him before we all purge our guts...

Gyokuro:Oh yes...

Rosco:..Enlighten me about what? You got some other people hidden in here?

Gyokuro:*snaps her fingers*


A glowing cage erupts from the floor and surrounds Rosco.

Rosco looses the clench on Raika's buttocks in surprise, all of his muscle, bones, and organs slide out. Rosco shoots the skin off of him.

Rosco:Wh-What?! What the hell is this?! *wraps his tentacles around the barrier, causing them to fry*GYAH!! *takes them off*...Alright! So I'm not Raika! You caught me, I'm Rosco! But I still want us to consummate our hasty, blind love!

Gyokuro:Shut up. Of course I knew you weren't Raika. Man couldn't handle his booze, one shot and he's in a coma. I figured by how sober you sounded you weren't him. I went along with your ploy and saw your stupidity and took advantage of it.

Rosco:But...But...I thought I finally found true love..

Gyokuro:Stop your blathering, it's time to commence the ritual and awaken Alucard so he may purge humanity from this world!

Rosco:...Y...*sniff*..Y...YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON!! I trusted you, I was going to allow you to deflower me!! I ACTUALLY CARED FOR YOU!!

Gyokuro:You raped Routier.

Rosco:RAPE AIN'T LOVE!! IT'S A CRIME!! A HORRIBLE CRIME I COMMIT ON THE EVIL OR PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO HURT ME! I've never made love to a woman as myself! I'm a MENTAL VIRGIN!!! I'LL ONLY GIVE MYSELF TO ONE I TRULY LOVE!!

Gyokuro:Didn't you have children?

Rosco:*sniff* Spectre did...I never did. I was completely unconcious until recently. I only play a role in his being when he's in his teenage stage and being ruled by horomones. Last time I was awake there wasn't anything around but Dinosaurs!

Gyokuro:...Uhh..

Rosco:...Spectre's testosterone during his youth is so powerful it gave rise to a sentient penis. I am Rosco. I feel. I think. I breath, I cry, I laugh, I LOVE!!...*sniffs and extends a tentacle out of his cage, grabbing a tissue and pulling it in, blowing his...Nonexistant nose and throwing the mucus-soaked rag out of the cage* *blubbering* All I wanted was companionship…

Wallace:….

Akuha:…..

Gyokuro:..So..You’re not Spectre?

Rosco:Technically, I’m a part of his body but…I am an individual.

Gyokuro:How would you like to fight for Fairy Tale? We could research the means to keep you permanently dominant. You would never have to submit to Spectre again.

Rosco:..R..Really? You’d let me join you?

Gyokuro:Yes. We are an organization dedicated to destroying humanity and leaving monsters as the dominant species in this world! Our Shinso, Alucard*points* Will awaken once Moka’s blood synchronizes with his! It is only a matter of time before the ritual is complete and we have supreme power! And we would be honored to have you a part of us, you have more than proved your cunning and ability!

Rosco:Really…That sounds appealing! I would gladly serve you, my lady!

The cage dissipates.

Rosco:Heheh! *slithers up beside Akuha and Wallace* How much longer do you estimate it’ll take for those Academy bastards to get here?

Akuha:Not long. But with you, we’re more than ready.

Wallace:*growls* With our powers combined, victory is guaranteed!

Gyokuro:I can detect their every movement…

[Spectre]

Rosco:...

Gyokuro:.....They're not coming.

Wallace:What're they doing?

Gyokuro:I think they're just spending time slaughtering our soldiers. Honestly, we're running out. Nearly all the subdivision leaders have been killed.

Rosco:Yeah, I contributed a bit to that. Sorry.

Gyokuro:...That bodysnatching ability of yours really came in handy. You...Nearly had me fooled. Strangely enough you don't seem to possess a Yokai aura, I can't really detect your presence.

Rosco:Yeah, I'm not exactly a Youkai. Though many mistake me of being one. I produce a powerful energy that can surpass their auras, though it seems to be almost impossible to detect by nearly everybody. I don't even properly understand it myself. Though once Spectre was able to harness it to recharge the barrier surrounding Yokai academy....That's something only he knows.

Gyokuro:I'm curious, would it be possible to bind you and have Spectre temporarily take over, he would be an intruiging opponent to interrogate.

Rosco:I dunno if I'd be able to take over again unless he's stimulated. And he certainly won't be partial to being held captive. Honestly speaking he's scary. His powers are unpredictable and come in bursts, taking all sorts of shapes, capable of using them for different utilities. You'd need to prepare for any possible situation with him, he can outrun you, he can overpower you, he can outsmart you, he can endure any torture you throw at him. It's like pain is nonexistant for him! It's like hes...The perfect monster. Capable of adapting to any situation in any way.

Wallace:Didn't impress me none.

Rosco:That's because you came after his power exhausted itself! His only weakness is his power is unstable on nuclear levels and can quit at any time! He can burn himself out if he tries to become too monstrous...And he cannot be killed by any means, only incapacitated. He's worse than that smartass albino he's friends with, because he won't croak after a tiny ten thousand years and his blood and flesh will always reinvigorate no matter how much of a paste he's ground to! He's been prowling the earth before it was stable enough to hold life!

Gyokuro:Really? Unkillable? Such a monster working for us would be to our advantage...He sounds as if he could surpass Alucard.

Rosco:Oh yeah! You have no idea! I bet he could grind you all into dust!

Wallace:*growls* Really now? Well lets see this power of his for ourselves!

Rosco:I dunno...I don't wan't my new team mates to be killed...How about a duel with Wallace? You'll need to make an agreement with him so he won't kill ya! Here's one we can agree on. If he wins, we get to take Moka and all of our companions off this ship, unharmed!

Gyokuro:...And if we win?

Rosco:We will serve you for all eternity mind, body and soul! As will I, mademoiselle! *Grins*

Gyokuro:*claps* Well now! That sounds like a very nice proposition. Allow him to take over!

Wallace:*grins and cracks his knuckles* Yeah...*takes off his sunglasses, revealing his scar* I want some payback!

Rosco:Wiillllllll do! ...Lets see...Whats not arousing...*rubs his head*....Dudes...Post and Pre-op trannies.....Hmmmm...Yep! *shrinks, his voice increasing in pitch as he goes down* Rosco Dooooooooooowwwwwwwn!!!!


Spectre is revealed, Rosco fully retracts into his pants.

Spectre:...*wakes up* ROSCO!! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! I CAN'T DO ANY OF THOSE THIGNS I-I-.....*looks at Wallace, Akuha, and Gyokuro* Oh bloody hell! You seriously didn't take any of the bullshit he said seriously did you?!

Gyokuro:Every word. We have a binding contract.

Spectre:*terrified* Oh damn it all!! *looks around nervously*

Akuha:There's nowhere to run, we will duel in the ritual arena, in front of Alucard.

Spectre:*looks in*....(MOKA?!)

Moka:SPECTRE, HELP!!

Spectre:I suppose I don't have much of a choice! I can't just let you sacrifice that girl to revive that abomination! Humanity has it's flaws, but I think this is a damn fine world and it's worth fighting for!

Wallace:*grins* Heh heh! You'll be a nice warm up until your friends get here!


Wallace pushes Spectre into the chamber.

Spectre:*gets on all fours and stares*

Wallace:*narrows his eyes, which have Blue "whites" and bright yellow pupils* Looks like you thought with your penis instead of your brain you mangy old dog!

Spectre:*growls*





Akuha:*smiles* It'll be nice to have some entertainment...

Gyokuro:Indeed. HEY, VAMP, GET IN HERE!


The Optimistic Vamp followed by his Batio runs in.

Vamp:Alright, you don't have to yell. I'm ALWAYS on cue and close by, everywhere and nowhere, being the guy who provides all background music and all. And I have a name, it's Kyle!

Akuha:*trying to hold back laughter*...Kyle?! What kind of Vampire name is Kyle?!

Kyle:Well hey, atleast my family aren't "creative" enough to name all their kids after drinks! Water, Tea, Hot Chocolate, Coffee, come on!

Akuha:YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT MY FAMILY TRADITIONS!

Kyle:You know what? I don't wanna start anything with you. I don't even wanna talk to you guys, I work in secret. My business is not a people business. And I ruin the moods of battles whenever I show up. Now please, act like I'm not here and let me do my job! Ok, so it's Wallace Vs. Spectre..Warm up fight..

Batio:*squeaks and perches on his shoulder*

Kyle:*begins pressing buttons*......Aha!



Wallace:*grins and gets into combat pose*

Spectre:Damn it....I'm all alone here. So much for my friends!


Wallace leaps over and punches him across the face, sending him sprawling, Spectre catches his fall and dashes towards him, slashing at his stomach. Wallace grabs his arm and twists it, slamming him into the ground.

Spectre:*growls and stabs Wallace with his toenails in the waist*

Wallace:*cringes and throws him off*

Spectre twists his arm back into socket and glares at Wallace.

Spectre:.....(Think...)

Wallace dashes at Spectre and slams his fist into him, Spectre leaps up and lands on his back. He stabs his hand into it multiple times, Wallace roars as he tries to pull him off. He staggers around, Moka does the best she can to evade them.

Wallace manages to grab Spectre's back and tries to pull him off, Spectre digs his claws in to resist, and he vomits poison into his wounds, causing Wallace to let out a loud, painful scream and lose his grip. Spectre stays on his back and keeps stabbing as viciously as he can. Wallace's muscle mass makes it incredibly difficult to puncture any vitals though he's kept in a constant state of intense pain. To counter Spectre's attack, he leaps and lands on his back, Spectre manages to slide out and back off before he lands, he dashes towards his lower body and bites him in the leg, though he is quickly kicked off. Spectre leaps onto the wall and stares back.

Wallace's back is covered in fairly deep stab wounds, the back of his shirt is destroyed.

He growls and rips his shirt off, revealing he is indeed simply big boned and has muscle that would embarass a big cat. He flexes as black thorn patterns flow from his mouth and begin to web all over his body. He grows about 50% larger, becomes more tone, and gets a paler complextion with purple, glassy eyes with red bioluminesence. He grits his teeth, revealing that they have sharpened and his canines have grown notably. His ears point, and his fingers become clawed.

Wallace:That HURT you son of a bitch!!

Wallace leaps over at Spectre with agility one would not predict with his size, he slams him with his ghoulified arm, causing him to slam painfully into a wall. Spectre regains control and climbs up the wall and onto the ceiling. Wallace roars and leaps up, slamming his fists into the ceiling ,Spectre carefuly evades every blow.

Akuha:It's rare for Wallace to actually reveal his Ghoul abilities..This is interesting.

Gyokuro:Indeed. I wonder if Spectre would push him enough to go into his Chevalier stage?

Wallace continues trying to Pulverize Spectre, eventually he gets angry and squats, he leaps up the the ceiling, flipping himself belly-up and latches on with his claws, he reveals claws on his feet that rip out of his shoes and he gets a full grip. He feverishly crawls after Spectre.

Spectre leaps from the ceiling and onto a support beam.

Wallace leaps after him and slams his fists towards him. Spectre leaps away and onto a nother beam. Wallace pulverizes it, and leaps towards Spectre again. Once again obliterating the beam.

Spectre:*Loud canine growl* Full biceps and an empty brain!

Wallace leaps at him again, pulverizing another beam.

Spectre leaps onto Alucards face. Wallace leaps and punches at him, Spectre dodges and his fist cleaves right into the sleeping beast, brutally injuring it's head and getting Wallace stuck.

Gyokuro;WALLACE!!!

Wallace:*roars*

Spectre leaps onto Wallaces back and begins raking his claws into his lower back, working down to his spinal cord. He grabs his spine and twists with all of his might snapping it. Wallce flails in pain trying to get him off, and winds up mangling Alucard's head in the process of escaping. He falls out followed by a torrent of blood, Spectre steps back.

Wallace attempts to land on his feet, but loses his footing due to spinal damage.

Wallace:*growls*

Gyokuro:Wallace, you idiot! You've nearly killed Alucard!!!

Moka:*watching in horror*

Wallace:I'M TRYING TO KILL THIS DOG FOR YOU, DAMN IT!!

Wallace charges, using his arms to carry himself in a gorilla-like manner due to his spine.

Spectre runs from him, they chase eachother around in a circle rapidly.

Spectre cuts right in front of Alucard and charges rapidly for his chest, Wallace shifts Directions immediately, but dizzy due to going in a circle rapidly. He charges, Spectre dodges. He slams right into Alucard's chest.

The mosnters body blasts out another gush of blood, it lets out a pained groan as it begins sinking into the abyss surrounding the ritual chamber.

Gyokuro:NO!!!

Spectre:*growls at Wallace*

Wallace:*breathing heavily*

Spectre:I can keep this up all day.

Wallace roars and leaps at him again, Spectre narrowly dodges and attaches himself to his back again. He pulls off more flesh, eventually revealing Wallace's entire spine and back muscles, coated in poison from both Spectre and Vimm.

Wallace:Grrrrrrrr...*turns around and faces Spectre*

Spectre:Despite how quick you are you seem alot slower since our last encounter..

Wallace:.....*grins*


Wallace leaps up into the air, he dives down, roaring, and slams his fists into the platform.


The entire sky fortress shakes violently, it stoops to the side Wallace punched down. Everyone on board is thrown off balance as it begins to fall out of the sky.

Spectre grabs on to the ledge of the ritual platform, Alucard's dead body sinks into the abyss. Having been too brutally damaged to revive.

Gyokuro:Our plans...RUINED!!

Akuha:The duel's not over yet. If Wallace were to win we'd have Spectre forced onto our side.

Spectre:*grasping for life*!!!

Wallace stomps over to him.

Wallace:Ready to give up? *stomps onto Spectre's hands*

Spectre:...Alright....I...I submit...Just...Save me!!

Wallace grabs Spectre and tosses him towards Akuha and Gyokuro.

Spectre:*bowing*..Its..Its over...You won...

Gyokuro:You had better damn well be good enough to replace Alucard...

Spectre:*panting*..Heh...Alright...I'll do whatever you want..Just..No more...

Gyokuro:First off, kill off the rest of those intruders! We'll escape from here and establish another main ba-*coughs blood*


Akuha/Wallace:!!!!

Spectre:*smiling*....


Rosco has emerges and impaled Gyokuro through the stomach.

His length increases, he coils around her and stares at her face-to-face.

Rosco:Big Rosco is many things. A rapist, a pervert, a lech...But if there's one thing he ain't....It's a traitor. I'll take a vow of chastity reinforced with a belt before I stab the Scryers in the back!

Gyokuro:*quivering*

Rosco gives her a full-face kiss. He licks her cheeks after he detaches.

Rosco:Shouldn't of played with my emotions, you bitch. No wonder your husband took a mistress...You're a disgrace.


Rosco pulls himself out of her stomach, then whips her with a tentacle, slitting her throat and sending her flying into the abyss.

Rosco:Goodbye, baby....

Spectre:...That was Kokoa's mother you just killed.

Rosco:We'll cross that bridge once we get to it. For now, you got company! *points and retracts*

Wallace roars and lifts his fists over Spectre, catching him by surprise. However, the damage done to the support beams and the instability caused by Wallace crashing the ship is causing the room to collapse. Akuha has a huge chunk of ceiling headed right for her.

Akuha:WALLACE!

Wallace desperately leaps over to Akuha and covers her as the ceiling collapses on them.

Moka:SPECTRE!!

Spectre:Ah! Pinkie!

Spectre dashes over at picks up Moka, he leaps out of the room and narrowly escapes before it completely collapses.


The ship plummets into the sea, most of it is completely flooded save the very upper part, which floats above the water.

Spectre emerges out of the top of it holding Moka. He looks around.

Spectre:Phew...Never thought I'd get out of that in once peice!

Moka:Thank you so much! I almost thought you'd abandon me!...Actually, where is everyone?

Spectre:In....The fortress.

Moka:*eyes widen in horror* TSUKUNE!!

Spectre:Relax. *sits down* If he's with Shadow and his group chances are they'll all make it out ok....I'm bushed. *falls back and stretches.

Rosco:*emerges* Wouldn't have been possible without help from yours truly~ *kissy lips* How about a reward?!

Moka:.....*looks around*...Well...Just thinking of you as an entirely seperate being that lives in his groin..

Moka gives him a quick, eyes-closed and hasty peck on the snout.

Rosco:....*turns blood red*

Spectre:Wha-What's going on down there!?

Rosco:*screams and retracts in shyness* I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU TO ACTUALLY KISS ME!!


Spectre looks at Moka in horror.

Moka:..What?! He helped save me from a giant monster that I was about to be sacrificed to! It's the least I could do! I'm shaken and very mentally delicate right now!

Spectre:...Eugh. *falls back* Whatever you say...