Post by Shadow Scryer on Mar 22, 2011 6:59:56 GMT -6
Since Specter's working on the other one, I thought I might do this one.
Okay, it started off as a spam thread and... yeah, it became an RP fairly quickly. Not much else to say. I'll be going through and editing the post so they're all in third person, however long that's gonna take, and any notable changes'll be represented by a line.
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SS: *Gets thrown in a cell* *grabs the bars furiously* OI!!!!! IT'S HIS FAULT HE LOST THE DEATHMATCH!!!!!!!
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Spectre:*takes a jackhammer out of his prinny pouch and jackhammers the wall*
Guard:whats going on here?
Spectre:*instantly hides it the split second before he sees it* nothing dood.
Guard:oh...*walks away*
Spectre:....wanna cup of prinny juice?
Guard:..sure.
Spectre:*hands him a cup full of thick white goo*
Guard:*drinks*..mm this is tasty.what is it made out of?
Spectre semen dood!
Guard:*gags and passes out next to the door and his keys fall into the cell*
Spectre:...*drinks prinny juice and burps,takes the keys and uses them to unlock the door*
He strips the cop down,puts on his outfit and walks out of the building unnoticed while whistling steamboat willy.
*runs down the street running from police cars*
Policeman:THE PRINNY ESCAPED AGAIN!!!
Policeman2:GET HIM!!!HES THE LEGENDARY SERIAL RAPIST!!!
Spectre:hehehe!*squirts prinny juice on the road causing the cars to slide in circles and eventually into eachother*
Policemen:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Spectre:*jumps down a manhole into the sewers*
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*meanwhile, in the Irken Cruiser*
ROM: So they thought you were trying to pollute the oceans.
Tai: Yeah, morons.
ROM: Yeah, why would you wanna do something stupid like that?
Tai: Yeah, really.
ROM: Especially since you met that girl.
Tai: Yeah... Anyway, we must complete the base!
ROM: Of course.
Tai: So anything of note happen while I was locked up in that filthy human prison?
ROM: Zim found the base.
Tai: *laughs* Zim, he's no threat. He always screws up everything he tries.
ROM: Yeah, and GIR is defective.
Tai: Very much so. But yeah, we'll complete the base then go on from there.
ROM: Yes.
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SS: (In disbelief) Why, didn't I whink of this before? *becomes shadow and passes through the bars* *A katana of semi-solid shadow forms in my hand* *Sticks to the shadows while escaping*
Guard: *Notices me* Huh? *Shoots*
SS: *lacerates his gun and shadowports to freedom*
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Spectre:*running through the sewers* heheheheheh! they cant keep me behind bars.Im the countrie's most notorious serial rapist! ah hah!*looks up* an exit finally!*throws a prinny bomb to blow up the lid and jumps onto the streets*
the policeman are surrounding him aiming their guns
Policeman:ATTENTION SERIAL RAPIST SPECTRE,WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED ON EVERY CORNER!SURRENDER NOW BEFORE WE OPEN FIRE!
Spectre: ....nahhhh i wanna stay free.your sister was so fun,i think i wanna rape her again before i die...
Policeman:you little purple sunovva....OPEN FIRE!!!
the policemen fire at spectre
me:*gets engulfed by the bullets*
*the wind picks up*
Policeman:we got him!
spectre is a pile of shreds
Policeman:being blown to bits was too good for him...
Policeman2:*points at the arch above a buildings doorway in terror* WHAT IS THAT!?
Spectre:*standing on the arch in the form of a large balverine*that prinny suit was cramped...*stretches arms and legs*NOW IM ANGRY!!*roars and jumps into the sky*
spectre lands on top of a policeman and slams his head into the ground
Spectre:*snarls*
the policeman open fire
Spectre:*dodges all the bullets then uppercut punches one of them into the sky and he lands into the open manhole*
Policeman:GET US BACK UP NOW!!!
Spectre:*runs over to the policeman and punches him dozens of times in the crotch in lightspeed and eats his entire torso*
two helicoptors arrive
Spectre:*gets on all fours and runs up the building*
the helicoptors ascend as spectre runs up the building,and once they get close...
Spectre:*spark appears in eyes*
spectre jumps from the building
*SLASH**SLASH*
Spectre:*lands on the wall of another building and runs up it to the rooftop*......
one helicoptor gets slashed in half vertically and the other horizontally then explode
Spectre:*standing on the rooftop panting*...*howls at the full moon* sigh....my power is terribly lacking from all those years in the prinny form....fortunatly those foolish officers managed to destroy my seal.finally it took so many years to provoke them into attacking me viciously enough to destroy it...time to head back to darkwood and see how the boys are doing...im free...FREE!!!
Spectre jumps from building to building but notices a random woman showering
Spectre:hrrrrm....i sense a nude female in that apartment..maybe a quick refreshment~
spectre jumps from the rooftop of one building and smashes through a window into the one were the woman is showering
Spectre:*snarls as he looks throughout the house*...
spectre sneaks into the bathroom
woman:*doesnt notice the wolflike shadow on her shower curtain*...hm..*continues showering*
Spectre:*tears down the shower curtain*
woman:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Spectre:*pounces*
*horrible ripping noise*
a few minutes later
Spectre:*walks out of the bathroom coated in blood**shakes self off spraying blood all over the room* jumps out the window an continues towards his destination*
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SS: I sense... What the hell is that? *Shadowports* *notices something* Is that what I think it is? *picks up some purple fur* crap...
Police break down the door
Police: FREEZE!!!!!
SS: He challenged me too a deathmatch. It was within my rights.
Police: Your under arrest for rape and murder. *points at the corpse*
SS: Im. Innocent. *Shadowports to Specter's location* Specter?
Specter: Hmm?
SS: Please say this isn't yours. *holds up the fur*
Specter: It is mine.
SS: So you killed someone?
Specter: ... Kind of.
SS: Just.. Don't do it again okay?
Specter: ... No.
SS:Specter. *Unsheathes greatsword with eleven scythe-blades running down it* Don't make me do this.
Specter: Why not?
SS: Your a friend.
Specter: Sorry. I can't.
SS: Right! *attacks, with intention to incapacitate*
Spectre:*snarls and dodges the attack*
SS:*swings blade around*
Spectre:*jumps on the blade and headbutts SSs head*
SS:*gets knocked back*
Spectre:*pounces on him and trys to bite at his throat*
SS:*holds Spectres mouth back with his weapon* i dont wanna hurt you!
Spectre:well i dont nescesarily wanna hurt you either but were in a pretty odd situation here.*uses the claws on his feet to tear at SSs stomach*
SS:agh!*pushes him off*
Spectre:*backflips over to a different part of the area and snarls*
SS:*charges*
Spectre:*charges and drop kicks him*
SS:*dodges and slashes at him*
Spectre:*ducks and sweep kicks SS knocking him on the ground*
SS:*does a break dance style spin with his sword out then gets up*
Spectre:*swiftly punches him*
SS:*blocks the hit and kicks spectre*
Spectre:*grabs his leg and tosses him to the other side of the room into the wall*
SS:*pulls head out of the wall and rubs it*
Spectre:*jumps at him and trys to double stab his back with his feet*
SS:*moves out of the way*
Spectre:*goes through the wall and falls out of the building,and howls monstrously as he falls towards the street*
a second before spectre hits the ground,he stops in midair(making a car braking noise),repositions himself,and lands gently on his feet
Spectre:*laughs,gets on all fours and jumps from car to car heading out of the city*As fun as it is,im not feeling to well...taty-bye! *turns into a purple blur and outright rushes through the street leaving a powerful wind gust behind*
SS: Damnit!! *Shadowports right in front of Specter and uppercuts*
Specter: *grunts in pain* Why? Why do you do it? You know your not as fast as me, no matter how quickly you shadowport.
SS: I believe in honour. *readies blade* Raping and murdering innocents is the exact opposite of honourable. (... I'm depressed that I actually typed that back then.)
Specter: *sighs* This is going to continue until one of us is incapacitated or surrenders isn't it?
SS: Yes. I'm begging you mate, stop doing it.
Spectre: SS,as long as youve known me im suprised you dont know how it is my nature,to desire to constantly rape females in the most horrible gruesome manner.and eat people. i cant help it.do you think i enjoy their cries of pain as I violate them?..well i do..a whooooole lot actually...
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*back in TAK's Irken Cruiser*
Tai: So far, so good.
ROM: Yes, and we should be at the base soon.
Tai: Good.
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Spectre:*laughs evilly* anyways my freind,sorry but i cant hang around...*howls and jumps into the sky with blur speed*
a little while later in darkwood forest
Spectre:*lands on top of a passing trader from the sky at 300MPH*ah Albion.its been...id say a good twenty years or so.
Trader:URK!*goes unconcious from the landing*
Spectre:*stretches* ahh home sweet home...
*howling comes from atop a huge ruin*
Spectre:*looks up* hello there.
Balverine:Milord it has been far too long! were have you been all this time?
Spectre: oh i ran into a spot of trouble....i got captured and arrested.though i made numerous breakouts. alot of my power has exausted from my time as a prinny.
Balverine:well we welcome you back.the pack hasnt been the same without its leader.
Balverine2:*jumps from the sky and onto the ruin next to the first one* ill be! its master!
Balverine3:*jumps out from the bushes* the top dog!
Balverine4:*jumps down from a tree* the big wolf is on campus!
Spectre:oh stop with the nicknames...how has everything been going?
Balverine1:well Leader,everything has been going somewhat....dull.not many women pass through darkwood.so we get bored.and without you leading us raiding places looking for human women is more dangerous.Frank got his leg blown off in the middle of humping on our last little expedition.
Frank:*a scrawny looking balverine with a nub for one leg*i cant hump very well with only one back leg. >_<
Spectre:give it time.youll grow a new one.
Balverine:whats it like being locked up in a human prison?
Spectre:oh its actually somewhat nice.dark,steel bars,freindly people.theres alot of rape in the showers.i didnt know so many humans were so much like us...
Balverine:wwooooowwwwwww.....
Spectre:well anyways...*jumps on top of the ruin,picks up a random bone lies down like a dog and starts chewing on it* i think ill rest for a while.i used up alot of stamina running away from an old aquiantance....
Balverine:SS?
Spectre:yes...he dissapproves of what i do....
Balverine:a male that dislikes rape?....
Spectre:its not honorable by his standards.
Balverine:honor keeps him from humping!?
all the balverines burst out laughing like hyenas
Spectre:*chuckles a little* yes...but lets not mock him due to simply a different view...hes still a freind afterall.
Balverine: guess so....*scratches self like a dog*
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*back in TAK's Irken Cruiser*
Tai: Well looks like we're almost there.
ROM: Yes.
*suddenly an explosion rocks the cruiser*
Tai: What the? *looks out the window to see a squad of F-22 Raptors* Ah... shit.
ROM: What is it?
Tai: We got a squad of F-22 Raptors on our ass!
ROM: Ugh, I hate those things.
Tai: Heh, stupid Zim didn't even bother LOOKING INTO WHAT HUMANS USE FOR DEFENSE!
ROM: Yeah, what a failure.
Tai: Anyway, GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
ROM: Right!
*another explosion rocks the cruiser*
ROM: Damn! We're going down!
Tai: Well at least the base isn't too far ahead!
*the cruiser crashes in a small wooded area*
*where the F-22 Raptors are*
F-22 Pilot: Target eliminated. Returning to base.
*the F-22 Raptors fly away*
Tai: Well, this is just GREAT!
ROM: At least the bas isn't that far from here. Good thing you have tools in your backpod that'll allow us to bring the cruiser.
Tai: Yeah, true.
ROM: Anyway, let's move on before any humans see us.
Tai: Yeah.
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*At a lake.*
Minun: I'm finally back from the meeting and I'm going to fish!
*Fishes Ariel.*
Minun: I fished a mermaid?
*Fishes Emperor Gestahl.*
Minun: Since I'm near Albrook I guess.
*Steals Gestahl's stuff.*
Minun: Back to fishing!
*Fishes a UFO.*
Minun: This is unreal. I quit.
*Leaves.*
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*outside TAK's base*
Tai: FINALLY! We're here.
ROM: Yeah.
Tai: Now to repair the cruiser.
ROM: Yes.
Tai: *drags the busted cruiser into a garage looking building*
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the next morning in darkwood forest....the balverines are still sleeping.the forest is completely silent. Spectre is resting upon the ruin as well as the rest of his pack. but the eerie silence of darkwood is about to be lifted.
Spectre:*sleeping on the huge ruin*
A flash of orange flickers upon Spectres sleeping body,and gradually grows larger,the forest has been set ablaze.the flames quickly began to devour the old dead trees and plants in the forest,and even the vines that binded the old crumbling ruin together.
Spectre:*still asleep*
*loud gunshooting noises*
*the balverines begin to act up and attack something*
Balverine:*jumps in front of Spectre* MASTER! WERE BEING ATTACKED!*gets shot and falls off the ruin*
Spectre:*rubs eyes* huh!?
the woods are completely lit on fire and many balverines have been slain,while some are being locked in cages.
me:who did this!!??*clutches fist*
theres a bunch of pirates raiding the forest
Spectre:pirates!?*jumps down*
Pirate:theres another one of the bloody things right there!
Pirate2:that fur would probably sell for alot!*aims gun*
before the pirate can aim his gun,spectre,in a blurry rush of speed quickly severs the pirates hand and throws him against a sharp stone statue from the ruin,impaling him through his chest.
Pirate:*takes out his cutlass* this ones very aggresive!
the pirate makes a bold and somewhat crazy move,he runs at Spectre with his cutlass raised but didnt stand a chance,Spectre rushes directly in front of him and tears a large amount of his face off with one fast clawswipe,he binds him to the ground and proceeds to devour the inner parts of his head,the rest of the pirates begin to back away from the fearsome beast.but suddenly get a look of confidence in their eyes.
Spectre:You will pay for descecrating darkwood and trying to capture my pack!
*gunshot**gunshot**gunshot*
Spectre:URK!!!*falls over and passes out*
Pirate:haha! excellent shooting boss! now lets get to skinning!
??: No im afraid we wont be doing that.
Pirate:why?
??:these balverines will sell for more if we were to send them to be battle fodder in the Crucible Arena.
Pirate:well what about this purple one? i doubt wed get much selling him to the crucible! hed tear the competetors apart! i swear hes worse than three of the white ones!
??:I shall sell him ot albions zoo.not only does the zoo lack a wild living balverine,but this rare regal looking one should sell for a fortune.
Pirate:hrrrm..i suppose so....
Reaver: yes...well anyways get off your arses and carry these cages to the ship.its a long way to Bloodstone port.
Pirate:yes captain!
And so the pirates begin hauling the cages containing the captured Balverines into their ship,a large boat named after its captain,The Reaver,the pirates finish hauling their wild living cargo into the hulls and proceed to set sail from darkwood to the port of Bloodstone.
they sailed for days,Spectre unconcious the whole time from the grave wounds caused by the silver bullets.
In the ships hull
Spectre:*asleep in a cage*.........*wakes up*w...were am i?
Balverine:Master! thank goodness your awake!
Spectre:whats happening?
Balverine:they have met with another ship! i think their taking us away!
Spectre:another ship!? what do you mean!?
Balverine:we were captured and-
the door opens
Pirate:come along you miserable lot,get these cages up to the deck! leave the purple one though! the crucible ship has come to pick up the cargo.
the pirates begin to take the balverines cages up to the deck
Balverine:*reaches his hand out to Spectre as the pirates carry his cage away*master!
Spectre:*snarls at the pirates* dont worry! i will think of something!
Balverine:*howls in sorrow as he is taken away*
Pirate:alright,thats all of em.
on deck
Crucible ship captain: a pleasure doing buisness with you Mister Reaver..
Reaver:and about payment...?
CS captain:i will pay 600 gold peices for each beast.
Reaver:no.i will accept no less than 800.they were rather a pain to catch.
CS Captain:meh...what a shrewd buisnessman you are..fine then. your lucky the crucible is horribly short on Balverines since we recently drove most of them extinct.
Reaver:yes yes just be quiet and hand over the gold.
the captain reluctantly pays Reaver and gets back on his ship.the two ships part ways and the Reaver continues heading towards bloodstone
Spectre: i cant let them die.....but theres nothing i can do! blast it all....
Spectre,saddened by the seperation of his bretren,curls into the bale of hay in his cage and falls asleep..
that night
Pirate:oi,wake up!*rattles the cages bars with a stick*
Spectre:*gets up*...grrrrrrrrrr!!
Spectre gets up and violently trys to lash out at the pirate
Pirate: dont want you starving on the way back to the port.
the pirate pours some raw fish and meat onto the floor of the cage
Spectre:*begins savagely eating*.........hrrrm.....*starts panting and wagging his tail and looks at the pirate*
Pirate:huh? more food? well you aint getting anymore.
Spectre:*makes a monstrous but cheerful barking noise*
Spectre begins to act playful and freindly at the pirate,jumps around and wagging his tail with enthusiasm..
Pirate:oh fine....here have another fish boy.
...but sadly for the pirate it was an act.
the moment the pirate reached his arm into the cage to give spectre the snack,Spectre grabbed his arm,severing it with one pull,he then pulled the screaming pirate into his cage were he easily tore him to peices and devoured him without any remorse..
Spectre:*searching the remains* no key anywere! blast!
Spectre leaned angrily against the bars of the cage
Spectre: If only there was a way i could pass through the accursed bars! if i was at full power id tear these bars off as if they were made of sticks!
just then,Spectres body began to slide between the bars,the fur on his hands and feet began to shrink in revealing his pitch black skin,his ears crew slighly larger and rounder,and his tail grew longer and more slender,he grew sharp rodent like teeth and he slipped through the bars.
Spectre:*gets up*...whats this!?
Spectre has morphed into a were-rat
Spectre:*gets up and looks at himself* charming...my power is slowly but surely returning....now lets see..what else was the were rat good for besides sliding out of tight situations...
the screaming of the pirate has attracted more members of the crew down to the hull
Pirate:what the bloody hell is that!?
Pirate2: thats the largest bildge rat ive seen! and it walks like a man!?...
Pirate3:the balverine is missing,that must mean that rat is-
before the pirates could respond,Spectre rushed towards them,and jams his sharp thick inscisors into the bottom of one pirates neck,and into the top of his skull and tears off his whole head in one movement,Spectre then advanced on the other terrified pirate,and gnawed into his neck sending a gory shower of red throughout the whole room
Spectre:*shreiks and stretches his mouth widely*
spectre quickly rushes to the upper deck
Spectre:*shreiks*
the pirates look at Spectre in awe
Reaver:i say,i did tell you chaps to handle the rat problem didnt I?
Pirate:i think its that Balverine from the forest! it mustve turned into some huge rat!
Reaver:well dont just stand there,shoot him!
the pirates begin to shoot at spectre,with no avail,Spectre slips into a crack in the deck with his flexible body and rises up behind them,making quick work of them with his massive teeth and claws
Reaver:*takes out gun* i say...maybe we should have sent you to the crucble...well anyway...take this!
Reaver fires at Spectre with his pistol
Spectre gets shot in the ear leaving a hole behind,he shreiks in anger and rushes up to Reaver,who knocks him back with his cutlass,Spectre gets knocked to the ground and reaver attempts shooting him,but he evades by rolling and goes to the edge of the boat
Reaver:*approaches and aims* nowere to run mutant rodent! i will sell your pelt instead!
but before reaver fires
Spectre feigns falling off the edge of the boat,and stays attacks to the side with his claws
Reaver:ahaha. like a lemming.....*looks over the edge*
Spectre quickly grabs his neck with his tail and begins strangling him,and dips his body under the water,bubbles begin to rise from the water as reaver struggles to breathe,but they eventually stop.signalling the death of the captain.
Spectre:that will teach you..*shreiks*
Spectre scurrys back on deck and covers his primal form with the clothing of the dead pirates,and then takes the wheel of the ship and proceeds towards Albion...
Spectre:meheheheeh! they will regret trying to capture me!
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The most elusive Pokemon of them all is MINE!
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*at TAK's base*
Tai: Finally! The repairs are done.
ROM: Yeah.
Tai: I hate those damn F-22 Raptors! But anyway, we can start working more on the base.
ROM: Yes.
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Minun: This outfit looks cool.
Imperial Soldier: Emperor Gestahl! We thought you died!
Minun: Hmm...
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SS: For the last time. I'M NOT A CRIMINAL!!!!!!!
Police: Tell that to the dead. *Shoots*
SS: *Blocks the shot with the greatsword* It. Was. A Deathmatch. We both agreed to it, he just happened to be weaker than me. It was within my legal rights.
Police: Do I look like I care? I just want the reward when I bring back your corpse.
SS: Reward?
Police: Your a wanted criminal. Now stand still. *shoots*
SS: *Slaughters him*
Random bloke: THERE HE IS!!!
SS: Great. *Shadowports to a rooftop* Where can I go... *clicks fingers* Albion. *Shadowports
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On the Reaver
Spectre:*sailing the ship*...Land...
Spectre is arriving closer to the port of bloodstone,a lawless Albion seaside town full of thugs,bandits,and pirates.nary a guard in sight.
Spectre:*slowly parks the ship into port and climbs off the side of the ship*.....hrrrm..not many people..*looks at a large lit building* most of them are getting wasted at the town pub....*sniffs the air and snarls* the scent of the women in this town is plain awful. they are all unclean...*hisses*
Spectre walks through the town looking around and eventually walks into an alley
Spectre:pah...this town is disgusting....the sooner i get out of here and get to the crucible the better.
??:the crucible eh?
Spectre:hm?whos there?
some highwaymen jump down from atop the buildings and corner spectre in the alley
Highwayman leader:*jumps down behind Spectre* judging by all that meager tattered clothing you look like a beggar!
the highwaymen laugh
Spectre:that is of no concern to you.now tell me were the crucible is right now.
Highwayman:You wouldnt last a second in the crucible! now hand over everything you have!
Spectre:pathetic.your so poor and desperate for money you want to go and beat up old beggars. greedy pig.
Highwayman:SHUT UP!*tries to smack the side of spectres head*
Spectre:*grabs his arm*
Highwayman leader:!!??! let go you knave!
Spectre holds the highwaymans hand near his mouth,opens it revealing his razor sharp incisors,and bites his arm off with one swift turn of his head
Highwayman leader:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!*walks around trying to stop the bleeding*
Highwayman:BOSS! now your gonna get it!
the highwaymen aim their guns at Spectre
Spectre:*jumps out of the clothing of the dead pirates**shreiks extremely loud*
Highwayman:WHAT IN SKORMS NAME IS THAT!?
Spectre rushes up to the highwayman and uses his decapitating bite
Spectre:*spits his head on the ground and roars*
the highwaymen try to shoot Spectre
Spectre:*runs up to another highwayman and uses his tail to snap his neck*
Highwayman:AAAAAAAH!*runs*
Spectre:*uses his tail,pulls him back,and throws him into a wall and walks over to him*TELL ME WERE THE CRUCIBLE IS YOU FILTHY HUMAN!
Highwayman:*shaking and sweating* I-its at the bandit coast! in westcliff camp!
Spectre:good! now tell me when the next crucible match starts!
Highwayman:it starts in just a couple hours!
:A COUPLE HOURS!? weres the fastest route!?
Highwayman:Go through the manhole,and go down the sewers until your outside again and you reach an aqueduct at the bandits coast,get out of the water there and head down the left path!
Spectre:thank you for the tip human,and to show my gratitude...ill let you live.
Highwayman:oh thank you!!
Spectre:And allow me to give you an awesome tatto
Spectres lifts the highwayman up,tears off the back of his shirt,and uses his claws to draw deep scars into his back that say I LOVE TO MUG THE POOR
Highwayman:*screams and dies*
Spectre:*sarcastic* Oh No...guess i killed him.
Spectre scurries down a manhole and goes into the sewers,there he scurries through the dark tunnels determined to get to the crucible as fast as possible
after about two hours of scurrying he gets to an aqueduct
Spectre:*climbs quickly up the structure**shakes his fur off and sees lights in the distance* that must be the crucible! no time to fool around! i spent too much time getting here!
Spectre jumps from the top of the aqueduct structure,transforms into his balverine form in mid-jump,lands on the ground and runs towards the crucible with great speed,
Spectre then arrives at westcliff camp,previously a place run by thugs,it is now a popular tourist location home to the crucible arena,a place were great warriors from all over albion participate in battles against albions most feirce creatures and criminals,few manage to survive the entire crucible challenge....
Spectre:*sneaking around the outskirts of the westcliff camp* now to find a way into the crucible...hmhmhm i got it!
Spectre jumps on top of the structure and howls loudly
Guard:A BALVERINE ESCAPED!!
some guards gather around and aim their tranquilizer guns
Clumsy guard:TAKE IT DOWN!!*randomly fires*
the shot misses Spectre by a longshot
Guard:your such a sorry shot.you didnt even aim right!
Spectre:*sigh**whimpers*
Spectre feigns falling from the top of the building and pretends to pass out on the ground
Clumsy guard:..you were saying...?
Guard:Ph shut up you sod and get this thing into the crucible.
the guards cage up Spectre and haul him into the crucible creature storage room
Spectre:...*gets up* idiots.fell right for my sceme.
Balverine:Milord!
Spectre:your alive!
Balverine:our round is coming up next.me and the other members of the pack are gonna be pitted against each other in a fight to the death! theres only five of us left.
Spectre:misierable humans! dont worry,i wont let them force you to participate in this blood sport! and i shall assure they never will to any other balverine!
Balverine:but the guard already made his rounds,and theres no key in here!
Spectre:no problem.
Spectre turns into his wererat form and slides out of the bars
Balverine:wow!
Spectre: now hold on while i pick these locks.
Spectre crawls up the bars and....humps the lock.
the lock breaks and falls off
Balverine: thank you master! i forgot they could be used as tools for lock picking!
Spectre:yes...now hurry and release the rest of the pack!
Spectre and the balverine release the rest of the balverines
Spectre:burn this place to the ground!
the balverines grab torches from the walls and throw them all over the room
they run out of the room as the room is engulfed in fire
Commentator:AND FOR OUR NEXT ROUND,WE WILL HAVE A BALVERINE BATTLE! PLACE BETS ON WHATEVER BALVERINE WILL WIN AND*turns around*- OH NO PLEASE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAG
RIIIIIIIIIP
the audience begin to get paranoid
Spectre:*jumps on top of the crucible and howls*
Guard:ATTENTION SPECTATORS AND PARTICIPANTS OF THE CRUCIBLE! LEAVE THE AREA IMMEDIATLY! THERE IS A FIRE IN THE VICINITY!
the audience panic as smoke fills the arena and they run out of the building panicking
Spectre:*standing on top of the building*
the people turn around look up in terror
Spectre:*Howls demonically and jumps down in front of the entrance*
the rest of the pack jumps down and growl
guards come from all over and begin shooting at the Balverines with no avail
Spectre:*picks up a guard and bites his head*
Spectre rips the guards skin,head and clothes off like a bag revealing a balverine underneath
new balverine:*coated in blood**howls and begins attacking people*
the fire begins to spread everywere as the balverines and guards go into fierce melee,the Balverines numbers multiplying as Spectre transforms the guards into more balverines
Balverine:*jams his claws into a guards chest through his back and pulls them out then pounces on another guard*
Balverine2:*bites a guards arm off*
Guard:AAAAAGH!!!*gets engulfed in a red/black aura and transforms into a balverine*
Westcliff has become a massacre as Spectre and his pack devour,kill,and transform people.
SS: (In the stands) *Draws blade* What's going on?
Guard: The balverines have gone insane! We have to kill them before whatever they're infected with spreads!!!
SS: *Stares icily at him* *grabs him by the throat* Tell me the truth. What were those balverines for besides fighting?
Guard: we were going to err.... eradicate the species by killing them in here.
SS: *Through clenched teeth* Genocide. *rips out his throat* *Grows claws, bat wings and really sharp teeth* Dishonorable bastards. *runs towards the source of the chaos*
Balverine: *Leaps at me*
SS: *Smashes it in the face with his fist* I've got no time or desire to fight you. I've got me some dishonourable pure-blood humans to kill!!!
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*at TAK's base*
Tai: Ok, anti-air defenses are up and running at 100%.
ROM: As are the ground defenses.
*a buzzer sounds*
Tai: Looks like we have a visitor. *puts on human disguise* I'll see who it is. *goes to the door and opens it* Oh, hello Zim.
...
Zim: Yes, yes. But anyway, have you found out how to bring the humans down?
Tai: *is now out of his human disguise* Not yet, I've been setting things up.
Zim: I see. Well let me know if you find anything.
Tai: Of course.
ROM: Master, you have another visitor.
Tai: Who is it this time?
ROM: It's that girl again.
Tai: Oh! *runs out toward the beach*
Zim: Uh... ok.
ROM: Don't ask.
Zim: Maybe that would be a good idea.
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Tacos: So I am finally out of jail.
No.057 (Aka Ray): I planned your escape dad.
Tacos: Good thing I created you.
Ray: So what now?
Tacos: I'm going to Narshe and live there.
Ray: What to do with your army?
Tacos: Tell them to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom instead.
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Tai: Hey! Over here!
Unknown Being: Hey, Tai!
Tai: How have you been?
Unknown Being: Good. How about you?
Tai: Same.
*near the entrance to the base*
Zim: Uh, what is THAT supposed to be?
ROM: That would be what humans call a mermaid.
Zim: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! WHY IS HE TALKING TO IT?
ROM: I'm not sure myself. All I know is that her name is "Ariel."
Zim: Well I have to give him credit for coming up with an alias.
ROM: Yes.
Zim: Well whatever.
*back where Tai's at*
Ariel: So, who's the green guy standing next to ROM?
Tai: Oh, that's Zim. He's also an Irken. But he's a failure.
Ariel: I see. Oh well. So looks like you've improved your base.
Tai: Yup.
Ariel: That's good.
*back where Zim and ROM are*
Zim: This is sickening. He's not even ACTING like an Irken at all! Also he's not even in his disguise!
ROM: I know. I'm not sure what to do about it, either.
Zim: He's acting very weird.
ROM: I know. He's not himself when she's around.
Zim: I can tell.
*back where Ariel and Tai are*
Ariel: Well I better go. I'll see you tomorrow, Tai.
Tai: See you then, Ariel.
Ariel: *kisses me on the head* See you then! *jumps back into the water*
Tai: *blushes*
*back where Zim and ROM are*
Zim: OK, WHAT WAS THAT?
ROM: She kissed him on the head.
Zim: AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE ENJOYED IT!
ROM: Yeah, it did.
Zim: HOW DISGUSTING!
ROM: I dunno, but it was very odd.
Zim: I'm leaving now. I have to deal with that foolish Dib some more. *walks into a cruiser and flies off*
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Soldier: Sir we have reports that there are more conquerors here. Our spy has seen him talking to a mermaid called Ariel.
Minun: Hey wait! Didn't I fish Ariel?
Soldier: I don't know.
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westcliff is continuing to be assaulted by Spectre and his pack of balverines
Spectre:*rushes past a guard with blur speed*
Guard:*huge laceration appears on his stomach and his guts spill*
Guard2:*shoots spectre in the skull with a silver crossbow*take that!
Spectre:*holds still and growls*.....
Spectre grabs the crossbow bolt,pulls it out of his head,death stares the guard,and throws it.
the arrow his the guard right between the eyes
Spectre:*ordering the balverines*DESTROY THEM! TEAR THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND!SHOW NO MERCY!..*rubs his head* that hurt...though their weapons are slowly but surely becoming more and more useless against me...
the balverines begin to attack more feircely
Balverine:*busts into a blasmiths forge*
Blacksmith:AAAAAAH!!!
the balverine grabs him by the back of his head,bites him,then dips his face into the molten steel and pulls him up
Blacksmith:*the flesh on his face burns off revealing a balverine face underneath**howls*
the blacksmith turns into a balverine and joins the rampage
Balverine:*dumps the tub of molten steel over and it sets fire to the building*
the two balverines jump out of the building and continue rampaging
Soldier: Sir Van Darke and Ray, we must flee this area.
Lord Tacos: Why?
Soldier: Reports of Balverines has arrived. We must flee!
Ray: Tell all troops to withdraw to our fortress world.
Lord Tacos: You need all four seals of Twilight to enter the world.
Soldier: I will report all troops to evacuate this world.
*All soldiers left via Twilight portal.*
Soldier: Sir the Grand Lord Van Darke has ordered to withdraw our troops!
Minun: All troops evacuate! We cannot get ourselves caught in the battle!
SS: *Still running towards the center of chaos, cutting down guards while doing so*
Specter: *Picks up a guard by the head and crushes it*
Random hero: *Holding a flaming greatsword, running towards specter*
SS: *Looks at the blade* The Solus... *Runs diagonally towards a wall, jumps towards and off it, lands on Specter's back and jumps off*
Specter: *Grabs at him*
SS: *Dodges* *Brings his own blade down on the hero*
Hero: *Blocks the strike, jumps, raising the Solus above his head*
SS: *Stabs* *Impales the Hero* (Coldly) I'm sorry hero. You've failed. *turns the blade in his chest and rips it out (Its got eleven scythe-blades running down it's ... blade)* *Kills another guard*
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ROM: Uh, master.
Tai: Yes?
ROM: The scanners picked an unknown being. Only it got away. I could not indentify it in time.
Tai: Damn! They might be hostile! Ready the base defenses! I'll finish our "secret weapon."
ROM: Yes, master! *goes to do as he is ordered*
Tai: *goes to finish the "secret weapon"*
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*In the fortress world.*
Minun: So what do we do?
Me: Wait until the Balverine rampage end.
Ray: Shouldn't we send the machine division there instead? Balverines only affect organic beings, not machines.
Minun: He really does have brains.
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Westcliff has become a sea of flames and bodies,there are very few survivors left and their being relentlessly persued by the balverines,while some are becoming victims of the fire
Spectre:*jumps on top of a building and laughs in a low evil tone*yes...YES!!
Guard:*takes out a blunderbuss and fires it at Spectre*
Spectre:*dodges the bullets in a blur and appears behind a guard,and stabs him through the back and out of his chest with his hand**pulls hand out*
Guard:*cue bloodspray and falls back*
Spectre:hehehehahahaha.........
SS:*walks in front of Spectre* is this why your always killing and raping people?
Spectre:aaaaahhhh Shadow Scryer! i must thank you for intervening! by killing these guards you gave us plenty of time to slaughter the people of westcliff!
SS:answer my question!
Spectre:ohohohoho....Shadow Scryer,Having an honorable reason to slaughter these people was just a fortunate byproduct,we would have eventually come along and destroyed westcliff on our own but sadly Reavers little raid on our home forced me to come here and obliterate these people a bit earlier than i intended...
SS:but why are you doing all this!?
Spectre:my freind,im not the little pudgy purple penguin i use to be.i was always like this,i only feigned my docile workaholic "honest Joe" personality because i had no choice.back when I was a prinny i was hardly as powerful as i am now,so all i could do is take that wench Etnas orders until i defeated her,escaped,and began my journey to free myself from the prinny form...I had to get someone to destroy me in cold blood...so i kept getting myself arrested,and arrested over and over again! making my crimes more and more severe! until i got to a officers nerve by raping his sister...
SS:...and he gunned you down in cold blood and freed you a few nights ago...
Spectre:exactly.
SS:and to think you had an honorable reason to kill those guards...so i helped you....i shouldve known better and instead stopped you from slaughtering these innocents!
Balverine:wah wah..stop making up excuses! I bet you enjoyed every second of killing those guards and that hero!*laughs like a hyena*
Spectre:hmhmhm...Shadow Scryer you and your goody two-shoe attitude....but thats what ive always liked about you.your about the closest thing to a freind i ever had. i find your righteous manners somewhat refreshing..your probably the only person i grew to like during my time as a prinny.
SS:.........
Spectre:*chuckles*..ok ill admit,i made a few mistakes and some of the innocent people "escaped".....so dont look so pissy.
SS:
Spectre:well sadly the body wasnt QUITE as high as i was hoping for..buuut lets just go with what pride we have left intact.
the balverines howl and run off carrying dead guards with them
Spectre:*walks next to shadow scryer on his way away from westcliff and mutters to him in a low tone* oh,and between you and me...I didnt kill any innocents at all...i made the ones i caught into balverines...
SS:Spectre.
Spectre:dont look at me like that,i just needed people to repopulate my pack.the peasants were perfect fodder.the guards were just to annoying to bother cursing so we just outright killed them...anyways,im gone.
Spectre runs to the top of a burning guard tower,howls, and jumps into the sky..then it begins raining.slowly putting the fire out.
SS: I guess he has his own twisted way of showing mercy on some people...*looks and sees that the majority of the dead are crucible monster catchers and guards*
in a far away forest
me:*catches up to the balverine pack and appears in front of them on a tree branch in a blur of speed* hello.
Balverine:hahahaa! master that was absolutely splendid! its been so long since we went on such a glorious raid! even if somehow some peasants did escape....
Spectre:yes...
Balverine2:anyway,what are we going to do for a new home? darkwood is in ashes...
the balverines mutter at eachother over the matter
Spectre:*jumps from the tree limb and jumps on top of a large rock* well my clan,theres no need to fret. there is a ruin here known as "the Howling Halls". it is a ruin that is home to a small population of balverines,they have no leader and their numbers are scarce...
Balverine:were are they?
Spectre:we should be near the ruin right now.follow me.
Spectre climbs very swiftly up a steep hill,and the rest of the balverines follow
after about a half hour of treking,Spectre and his pack arrive at a large old moss covered ruin atop the tall steep hill,with crumbling towers bridging to another hill that leads to another part of the ruin.
Spectre:were here.
Balverine:not a bad place.its bigger than our ruins in darkwood.
Balverine2:it will be better sleeping here instead of a den.
??:w-what do you want?
Spectre:hm?
a scrawny,hungry looking balverine jumps out of a window and lands in front of Spectre
Hungry Balverine:.....ugh...what do you want?...wait a minute..that regal purple fur...unbeleiveable...its..the head honcho! after all these years! your alive! please,come in out of the rain. you all must smell like wet dogs.
Spectre:gladly.
Spectre and his pack of balverines walk into the ruin.
Hungry Balverine:here we are. these ruins stretch underground in these steep hills,were in the central chamber.come out everyone! look who has arrived!
a small numer of balverines jumps out from behind various statues and pillars and stare at Spectre in amazement
HB 2:..it...it cant be..
HB3: well bless my eyes...
Spectre:dont stress yourselves by talking.*looks at his pack* drop the food.
the balverines drop the dead guards into a pile in the center of the room.
Spectre:refresh yourselves first.you all look like your hanging by a thread.anyways,lets warm up this place..*snarls*
all the balverines pile up old bones and some of the dead guards clothing
Spectre:hey you,is that an old bottle of wine?
Balverine:*looks at a small bottle of wine in the corner* uhh yes it is.
Spectre:bring it to me.
Balverine:*brings Spectre the wine*
Spectre:thank you.*grabs the wine bottle*
Spectre bites off the cork and takes a swig
then,Spectre takes a match from a dead guard,ignites it,and blows on it igniting the large bone and clothing pile.
the balverines smile
Spectre:now...lets dig in!
all the balverines begin tearing the guards apart and begin eating them,some of the balverines roast some of the guards limbs by the fire while some eat them raw.
after about ten minutes of gorging...
HH(howling hall)Balverine: Thank you very much for this! how can we repay you?
Spectre:Our home in darkwood was burned down by pirates while we were sleeping...Is it fine with you that we all move here?
HH Balverine: oh we would be most honored for you and your pack's prescense milord! but how did you all get attacked? Old legends say that you ripped entire ships in half with one swipe! how did a bunch of pirates best you?
Spectre:indeed...but you see ive been in a little jam for the past few decades and my powers have diminished significantly. we were attacked during the night,captured by a pirate named Reaver,and many of my pack members were sold to the crucible.i managed to escaped,free them,and destroy all of westcliff.they wont be hosting matches for a long time...sadly i could only save a handful of my pack members.some of them were already killed by the time i got there.
HH Balverine:but your pack seems to be flourishing..
Spectre:i snagged a few...recruits while at westcliff.
Balverine:*chuckles*
HH Balverine:i see...well,thank you for the food,and offering to live here...were a small pack and we dont have enough strength to raid towns,so weve only been able to pick at a rare trader that passes through here..but these ruins are very safe from humans because of the extremely steep terrain.and its much more cozy sleeping in here than in a den.
Spectre:quite...*rubs head*
Balverine: Milord are you Ok?
Spectre: im still healing that silver bolt to the head.
Balverine:wow your tough.and headshot from a silver weapon would normally kill us.
Spectre:yes,anyways i need to relax a bit...*lies down on a pile of rags and the hole from the bolt begins to regenerate* it hurt alot.i just kept my cool because we were in the middle of a raid...
Balverine:hey master i forgot to show you this...how would you like a vacation?
Spectre: A vacation? what do you mean?
Balverine:*takes out a pamphlet* we learned of a school called "Youkai academy".
Spectre:ugh...a school.the last thing i need is a friggin high school...my brain hurts enough already.
Balverine:no no not for the classes milord..*points in the pamphlet* for the ladies!
Spectre:..women? im listening..
Balverine: the women at this school are all rather attractive.. they develop quite quickly...*points in the pamhlet at a girls brests* see?
Spectre:my oh my...that place looks like heaven for me!*gets up* sounds like fun!
Balverine:theres alot of delicious girls at that school,you could be there for a very long time...we snagged this pamphlet from some old traveling priest one time and decided to save it and this bus ticket for you..
Spectre:hmhmhm! indeed....well then lets go..
Balverine:wait up milord,your going to need a human disguise! and a school outfit. and we cant go with you because we dont have the ability to put up a human disguise..besides it will look suspicious.
Spectre:ugh...a human disguise? school outfit!?
Balverine:do you have enough of your powers back to transform into human form?
Spectre:fine,well lets see...
Spectre stands up right and morphs himself into a human with dark grey skin,purple hair,red eyes,and a purple version of the youkai academies school uniform pants.
Spectre:ugh...*cracks neck* there. perfect human disguise.i even decided to wear the shirt.
Balverine:well aside from the weird skin and radically colored hair and eyes you look rather sharp if i do say so myself! you may not even have to rape some of the girls there~
Spectre:oh quite joking. you know i dislike it when they're willing.
Balverine:well anyway,the bus will be leaving in a couple hours.
Spectre:will you all be Ok while im gone?
Balverine:well be fine.
HH Balverine:with our large pack number we could easily go on large raids now.you go and enjoy yourself to the fullest.
Spectre:i shall..thank you very much.
balverine:*hands him the pamphlet*heres the pamphlet and a bus ticket,the bus station that leads to it is in Japan.it leaves in a couple hours.hurry.
Spectre:i can make it in time...hopefully. farewell my clan.
Balverine:good bye milord...
Spectre jumps through the roof of the ruins and begins to run across the landscape
Spectre:*jumps over a hill,then jumps from building to building once he arrives at a town,then continues sprinting with maximum speed*
Spectre eventually finishes crossing albion and is now running on the water
Spectre:*pant*pant*pant*pant* im not as fast as i use to be!*sprints* its hard to run on water!
Shark:*lunges at Spectre*
Spectre:*punches it over the horizon while still running* bloody sea creatures!
Spectre manages to cross the ocean and arrive at a port in japan
Spectre:*pant*pant*pant**looks at the pamphlet* close! just keep running Spectre...pant...pant...whew...
Spectre arrives in a city
Spectre:*panting* bus station!*runs towards it*ALMOOOOSSSST THERRRREEE!!!!
boy:*sees Spectre running towards him* what the-!?
Spectre:*jams heels into the ground to halt himself,speeding towards him leaving sparks behind from his feet grinding on the concrete*...phew...pant....pant....pant...made it....from Albion..to Japan...pant...in...one hour...fifty eight minutes....whew..i need to avoid over exerting myself...especially in my state of being.
boy:?!!?! albion to japan in around two hours?! on foot!?
Spectre:*pant*...whew...the bus is here.*smiles*
boy:what are you!?
Spectre:a normal human teen just like yourself.now lets get on the bus.
Spectre and the boy get on the bus
Bus driver:*puffs cigar* hmmm....well well...two...i was only expecting that kid to get on...
Spectre:*scratches the back of his head* oh well..anyway i cant wait to start highschool!(lie)*sits down* im ready to go.
Boy:*sits down across from Spectre*
the bus begins driving
Boy:*staring at Spectre*
Spectre:what are you looking at?
Boy:umm...hey whats your name?
Spectre:..all my freinds call me Spectre.you may do the same.
Boy:oh..well my name is Tsukune.This is my first year attending this school.
Spectre:Tsukune? funny name...thats to be expected though....
Tsukune: i couldnt get into any private high schools because of my grades so this is the only one i was able to come to. why are you here?
Spectre:hmmmm...oh you know...just...attending school...like a good boy...no bad intentions in the slightest...
the bus driver goes into a tunnel and it turns into a dimensional warp
Spectre/Tsukune:WOAH!
Bus driver:*grins*
Spectre:well..i did not expect this..light show...*looks out the window*
a few minutes later
Bus driver:were here.
Spectre:?! that was fast...
Tsukune and Spectre step off the bus
bus driver:once your here you aint goin back...you sure about this..?
Spectre:yes.very sure.
Tsukune:i guess..
the bus driver drives through the dimension tunnel and it turns into a regular tunnel and the bus dissappears
Spectre:nice place.well see ya Tsukune.*walks away*
Tsukune:wait,cant you help me find my way around?! were both freshmen!
Spectre:how about that huge spooky high school over there.*points at the academy*
Tsukune:...
Spectre:anyway...see you later...who knows..maybe we will become freinds...(fat chance human.)*puts on a fake smile and jumps into the sky*
Tsukune:what the-!?
Spectre:*voice echoes from all over* who knows,maybe youll get lucky and some klutz in a skirt will bike into you and help you along the way.*laughs*
Tsukune:......hes strange.*continues walking along until a certain pink haired girl bikes into him*
a little while later at the school
Spectre:*lands* wow...nice place.this academy has a spooky feel for a high school...well id best get to class if im gonna have a good reputation around here...
Spectre walks into the academy building and all the students stare at him as he passes through
Guy:man..look at the new freshman...he looks like hes barely got a disguise on with the freaky skin and eye color...
Spectre:*continues walking along looking at his pamphlet* the classroom is right here...
Spectre walks into the classroom
Spectre:*looks around* hmmm...nice..*observes all the girls and begins marking down their names on a list* good good...
Teacher:well hello there! your late for class...
Spectre:*eyes spark*wwwoooooowwww...(even the teachers are do-able)
the teacher is a cheerful looking light brown haired woman and the top of her hair looks like cat ears,she wears glasses.
Teacher: you must be...uhh...who are you exactly?your name is not on my student list.
Spectre:*coughs* a-hem...
Tsukune and a pink haired girl walk into the room
Teacher:there you two are,you must be Aono Tsukune and Akashiya Moka.(pink haired girl)
Spectre:*eyes sparkle*..*erases list* shes going to be my first victim~*writes her name down**stares at Moka* lovely peice of jewelry she has to...
Teacher:anyways welcome! I am Mrs Nekonome!*cat ears on the top of her head wiggle*
Spectre:..?
Nekonome:so tell us,whats your name? i need it to add you on my student list.
Spectre:very well... my name is Sepulcher S. Phantasmo. but everyone refers to me by my middle name,Spectre...im from Albion.
Nekonome:good good,now everyone have a seat....
Spectre:(cute teacher is number two on my list...even though shes odd.....im going to have to wait until later to make my first move..)...yay school! and whatnot...>_> anyways theres alot of different people here. i thought this was a regular japanese school.
Nekonome: this is Youkai academy young man.*chuckles* what we are is in the name! this is a school for monsters,were we teach you how to fit in human society.other than that we teach just like pretty much any other school.*grows a cat tail and wags it* oh,and remember to always stay in your human form and not to reveal your identity to anyone. ^_
Spectre:(monsters?!)...wow. i guess...im not the only monster here...i feel so...not-weird..yes....*looks around and notices all the class males are staring at Moka* (shes going to be my victim.ill rip you all to shreds if you try anything..)....haha.yes..Moka is cute..
Saizou:isnt she?
Spectre:hrm..
Student:ugh..its Saizou..
Student2:i hear hes a rogue monster...and was forced to come here for too many mishaps at human schools...
Student3:*whispers* i hear hes a rapist...
Spectre:*becomes alert* (im going to have to kill him later if thats the case...)
Saizou:whats up with you?*stares at Spectre*
Spectre:nothing at all.....nothing at all...go on with the teaching Mrs Nekonome...
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Minun: We got reports that the Balverine threat is over sir!
Tacos: Ok. We will continue with our plans. We could also build a stadium to raise money.
Ray: You think it is a good idea dad?
Me: The stadium will be guarded by the mechanized legion and we could collect datas of people who will fight there.
Ray: Cool. I'll advertise for the stadium.
Soldier: Sir! Wescliff has been destroyed according to our spy!
Minun: By the Balverines I guess.
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SS: (Sitting next to Mizore, having shadowported immediately after the massacre) *Stares at Specter* I swear I've seen that guy before...
Mizore: ?
SS: There's something about him...
Mizore: Maybe its just a coincidence?
SS: Nah. Its too familiar. *Fingers the hilt of my sword (Which is strapped across my back)* I sense uncontrollable lust. (To Kurumu) I think it would be best for you if you remain unseen by him. Be careful. If he begins thinking about you like he's thinking about Moka, you might easily end up dead. I can tell that much. *Appears to pay attention to Nekonome* (Telepathically to the two) And I suggest you both stay close to me. This guys really frikin strong!!!
Note, Shadow doesn't actually have telepathy.
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Tallest Red: *on computer screen with Tallest Purple* Invader Styk, what's the status report?
Tai: Well, Zim's still screwing things up. And he still has no idea that he's been banished.
Tallest Red: Good.
Tai: I expect he'll be contacting you two soon.
Tallest Red: Yeah, so we'll mess with him like we always do.
Tallest Purple: Yeah. *eats some snacks*
Tai: Anyway, Styk out. *ends transmission* Damn, it pays being tall!
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*stares back at them and sees SS* .....(whats he doing here...)....*smiles really freindly and waves at them*
Nekonome:Oh SS be kind to the new student.Sepulcher looks like a fine carefree young man.
Spectre:yes indeed. im sooo happy to be here with all you wonderful people!*cheesy smile* im sorry if any of you are paranoid about me, My skin and eyes usually put people off.
Nekonome:what about your purple hair?
Spectre:well different colored hair here seems to be the norm...*looks at Kurumu*.....Hiiiiiii...*waves*
Kurumu:...umm...hey...*waves back*
Spectre:you got pretty hair.i love that ribbon!
Kurumu:thank you!
Spectre:i bet your bras have to be customed made X large.
Kurumu:awww SS hes adorable! and so sweet! why would he be doing such horrible things? almost as sweet as Tsukune..*stares at Tsukune*
Tsukune:.......eheheheheh.....
SS:um..i talked to you all telepathically...you saying this stuff has seriously started to get his attention...
Spectre:..hey wasnt there another blue haired girl sitting next to you?
Mizore:*hanging on the ceiling*that floozy Kurumu is gonna get herself in alot of trouble.....
Spectre:...weres that voice coming from?*sniffs the air* the scent of icy hard candy is coming from the ceiling.must be a wonderfully cool perfume.
Mizore:...(im not falling for his compliments...)
Spectre:ehhh must be nothing. you have wonderful taste in air fresheners Mrs Nekonome!
Nekonome:thank you very much Sepulcher!
Spectre:please call me Spectre. um,may i be excused,i have to go to the bathroom.
Nekonome:of course you may.
Spectre gets up and walks out of the hallway and to the bathroom
Saizou:....*gets up and follows him* i gotta go to.
Mizore:....*jumps down from the ceiling and lands in her desk chair*takes lollypop out of her mouth* Kurumu,i think you got yourself in trouble.
Kurumu:oh be quiet...
In the mens bathroom
Spectre:*standing in front of the sink* hmm...SS is here...*scratches chin* this may complicate some things..oh but i will still get what i came for..hmhmhm...girls of Youkai academy...
Saizou:*walks in* hey you.
Spectre:what is it Saizou? do you need something?this bathroom is very clean! i love it here!
Saizou:*pokes Spectres chest* listen up here Spectre,Moka is going to be mine you here?
Spectre:well Mr Saizou why not try to play fairly and woo her like the other gentlemen? and earn her affection fair and square?
Saizou:*picks up Spectre by his shirt collar* i dont care about her affection,i got other plans for her.
Spectre:hey now,theres no need for violence. and what do you mean by other plans?
Saizou:im gonna rape her!
Spectre:thats despicable....>_>
Saizou:you got somethin against what i do!?
Spectre:*grabs his hands* i wont allow you to defile Moka.*tightens grip causing his wrists to crack*
Saizou:OUCH!!!! what a grip!!! grrr...
Spectre: now..let me go and keep your hands off of Moka....and any other girl at this academy...
Saizou:why i oughta....
A man walks into the restroom and fins Saizou gripping Spectre
Saizou:..Mr Kotsubo?!
Kotsubo:hey,just what are you doing?
Saizou:i uhh...
Kotsubo:i heard your little talk from the hallway Saizou.
Saizou:ugh...
Kotsubo:I heard all of your threats. and i must say,your in some serious trouble.step out into the hallway.
Saizou:ugh....but-
Kotsubo:go.
Saizou:*looks at Spectre* your gonna pay for this....*drops him and walks out of the restroom rubbing his wrists*
Kotsubo:you Ok?
Spectre:yes of course...pardon me sir,but who might you be?
Kotsubo:Mr Kotsubo,the P.E teacher...i like what you did to his wrists.i think i saw his eyes watering when he walked out...
Spectre:thank you sir...
Kotsubo:well you head on back to class.im going to take Saizou to the chairmans office.i dont doubt hes getting expelled.
Spectre:good.well thank you coach...*walks out of the room*
Kotsubo:no problem.*Escorts saizou to the chairmans office*
Spectre:*walks back into the classroom* Im back everyone.
Nekonome:i heard the ruckus. it was nice how you stood up against him!
Spectre:oh please your making me blush.....
OC. Shadow Scryer here, just ranting about how I didn't notice 'till now how shitty my character was. Seriously! What was he, a frikin' knight of the realm or something?! Okay, rant over.
Okay, it started off as a spam thread and... yeah, it became an RP fairly quickly. Not much else to say. I'll be going through and editing the post so they're all in third person, however long that's gonna take, and any notable changes'll be represented by a line.
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SS: *Gets thrown in a cell* *grabs the bars furiously* OI!!!!! IT'S HIS FAULT HE LOST THE DEATHMATCH!!!!!!!
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Spectre:*takes a jackhammer out of his prinny pouch and jackhammers the wall*
Guard:whats going on here?
Spectre:*instantly hides it the split second before he sees it* nothing dood.
Guard:oh...*walks away*
Spectre:....wanna cup of prinny juice?
Guard:..sure.
Spectre:*hands him a cup full of thick white goo*
Guard:*drinks*..mm this is tasty.what is it made out of?
Spectre semen dood!
Guard:*gags and passes out next to the door and his keys fall into the cell*
Spectre:...*drinks prinny juice and burps,takes the keys and uses them to unlock the door*
He strips the cop down,puts on his outfit and walks out of the building unnoticed while whistling steamboat willy.
*runs down the street running from police cars*
Policeman:THE PRINNY ESCAPED AGAIN!!!
Policeman2:GET HIM!!!HES THE LEGENDARY SERIAL RAPIST!!!
Spectre:hehehe!*squirts prinny juice on the road causing the cars to slide in circles and eventually into eachother*
Policemen:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Spectre:*jumps down a manhole into the sewers*
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*meanwhile, in the Irken Cruiser*
ROM: So they thought you were trying to pollute the oceans.
Tai: Yeah, morons.
ROM: Yeah, why would you wanna do something stupid like that?
Tai: Yeah, really.
ROM: Especially since you met that girl.
Tai: Yeah... Anyway, we must complete the base!
ROM: Of course.
Tai: So anything of note happen while I was locked up in that filthy human prison?
ROM: Zim found the base.
Tai: *laughs* Zim, he's no threat. He always screws up everything he tries.
ROM: Yeah, and GIR is defective.
Tai: Very much so. But yeah, we'll complete the base then go on from there.
ROM: Yes.
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SS: (In disbelief) Why, didn't I whink of this before? *becomes shadow and passes through the bars* *A katana of semi-solid shadow forms in my hand* *Sticks to the shadows while escaping*
Guard: *Notices me* Huh? *Shoots*
SS: *lacerates his gun and shadowports to freedom*
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Spectre:*running through the sewers* heheheheheh! they cant keep me behind bars.Im the countrie's most notorious serial rapist! ah hah!*looks up* an exit finally!*throws a prinny bomb to blow up the lid and jumps onto the streets*
the policeman are surrounding him aiming their guns
Policeman:ATTENTION SERIAL RAPIST SPECTRE,WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED ON EVERY CORNER!SURRENDER NOW BEFORE WE OPEN FIRE!
Spectre: ....nahhhh i wanna stay free.your sister was so fun,i think i wanna rape her again before i die...
Policeman:you little purple sunovva....OPEN FIRE!!!
the policemen fire at spectre
me:*gets engulfed by the bullets*
*the wind picks up*
Policeman:we got him!
spectre is a pile of shreds
Policeman:being blown to bits was too good for him...
Policeman2:*points at the arch above a buildings doorway in terror* WHAT IS THAT!?
Spectre:*standing on the arch in the form of a large balverine*that prinny suit was cramped...*stretches arms and legs*NOW IM ANGRY!!*roars and jumps into the sky*
spectre lands on top of a policeman and slams his head into the ground
Spectre:*snarls*
the policeman open fire
Spectre:*dodges all the bullets then uppercut punches one of them into the sky and he lands into the open manhole*
Policeman:GET US BACK UP NOW!!!
Spectre:*runs over to the policeman and punches him dozens of times in the crotch in lightspeed and eats his entire torso*
two helicoptors arrive
Spectre:*gets on all fours and runs up the building*
the helicoptors ascend as spectre runs up the building,and once they get close...
Spectre:*spark appears in eyes*
spectre jumps from the building
*SLASH**SLASH*
Spectre:*lands on the wall of another building and runs up it to the rooftop*......
one helicoptor gets slashed in half vertically and the other horizontally then explode
Spectre:*standing on the rooftop panting*...*howls at the full moon* sigh....my power is terribly lacking from all those years in the prinny form....fortunatly those foolish officers managed to destroy my seal.finally it took so many years to provoke them into attacking me viciously enough to destroy it...time to head back to darkwood and see how the boys are doing...im free...FREE!!!
Spectre jumps from building to building but notices a random woman showering
Spectre:hrrrrm....i sense a nude female in that apartment..maybe a quick refreshment~
spectre jumps from the rooftop of one building and smashes through a window into the one were the woman is showering
Spectre:*snarls as he looks throughout the house*...
spectre sneaks into the bathroom
woman:*doesnt notice the wolflike shadow on her shower curtain*...hm..*continues showering*
Spectre:*tears down the shower curtain*
woman:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Spectre:*pounces*
*horrible ripping noise*
a few minutes later
Spectre:*walks out of the bathroom coated in blood**shakes self off spraying blood all over the room* jumps out the window an continues towards his destination*
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SS: I sense... What the hell is that? *Shadowports* *notices something* Is that what I think it is? *picks up some purple fur* crap...
Police break down the door
Police: FREEZE!!!!!
SS: He challenged me too a deathmatch. It was within my rights.
Police: Your under arrest for rape and murder. *points at the corpse*
SS: Im. Innocent. *Shadowports to Specter's location* Specter?
Specter: Hmm?
SS: Please say this isn't yours. *holds up the fur*
Specter: It is mine.
SS: So you killed someone?
Specter: ... Kind of.
SS: Just.. Don't do it again okay?
Specter: ... No.
SS:Specter. *Unsheathes greatsword with eleven scythe-blades running down it* Don't make me do this.
Specter: Why not?
SS: Your a friend.
Specter: Sorry. I can't.
SS: Right! *attacks, with intention to incapacitate*
Spectre:*snarls and dodges the attack*
SS:*swings blade around*
Spectre:*jumps on the blade and headbutts SSs head*
SS:*gets knocked back*
Spectre:*pounces on him and trys to bite at his throat*
SS:*holds Spectres mouth back with his weapon* i dont wanna hurt you!
Spectre:well i dont nescesarily wanna hurt you either but were in a pretty odd situation here.*uses the claws on his feet to tear at SSs stomach*
SS:agh!*pushes him off*
Spectre:*backflips over to a different part of the area and snarls*
SS:*charges*
Spectre:*charges and drop kicks him*
SS:*dodges and slashes at him*
Spectre:*ducks and sweep kicks SS knocking him on the ground*
SS:*does a break dance style spin with his sword out then gets up*
Spectre:*swiftly punches him*
SS:*blocks the hit and kicks spectre*
Spectre:*grabs his leg and tosses him to the other side of the room into the wall*
SS:*pulls head out of the wall and rubs it*
Spectre:*jumps at him and trys to double stab his back with his feet*
SS:*moves out of the way*
Spectre:*goes through the wall and falls out of the building,and howls monstrously as he falls towards the street*
a second before spectre hits the ground,he stops in midair(making a car braking noise),repositions himself,and lands gently on his feet
Spectre:*laughs,gets on all fours and jumps from car to car heading out of the city*As fun as it is,im not feeling to well...taty-bye! *turns into a purple blur and outright rushes through the street leaving a powerful wind gust behind*
SS: Damnit!! *Shadowports right in front of Specter and uppercuts*
Specter: *grunts in pain* Why? Why do you do it? You know your not as fast as me, no matter how quickly you shadowport.
SS: I believe in honour. *readies blade* Raping and murdering innocents is the exact opposite of honourable. (... I'm depressed that I actually typed that back then.)
Specter: *sighs* This is going to continue until one of us is incapacitated or surrenders isn't it?
SS: Yes. I'm begging you mate, stop doing it.
Spectre: SS,as long as youve known me im suprised you dont know how it is my nature,to desire to constantly rape females in the most horrible gruesome manner.and eat people. i cant help it.do you think i enjoy their cries of pain as I violate them?..well i do..a whooooole lot actually...
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*back in TAK's Irken Cruiser*
Tai: So far, so good.
ROM: Yes, and we should be at the base soon.
Tai: Good.
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Spectre:*laughs evilly* anyways my freind,sorry but i cant hang around...*howls and jumps into the sky with blur speed*
a little while later in darkwood forest
Spectre:*lands on top of a passing trader from the sky at 300MPH*ah Albion.its been...id say a good twenty years or so.
Trader:URK!*goes unconcious from the landing*
Spectre:*stretches* ahh home sweet home...
*howling comes from atop a huge ruin*
Spectre:*looks up* hello there.
Balverine:Milord it has been far too long! were have you been all this time?
Spectre: oh i ran into a spot of trouble....i got captured and arrested.though i made numerous breakouts. alot of my power has exausted from my time as a prinny.
Balverine:well we welcome you back.the pack hasnt been the same without its leader.
Balverine2:*jumps from the sky and onto the ruin next to the first one* ill be! its master!
Balverine3:*jumps out from the bushes* the top dog!
Balverine4:*jumps down from a tree* the big wolf is on campus!
Spectre:oh stop with the nicknames...how has everything been going?
Balverine1:well Leader,everything has been going somewhat....dull.not many women pass through darkwood.so we get bored.and without you leading us raiding places looking for human women is more dangerous.Frank got his leg blown off in the middle of humping on our last little expedition.
Frank:*a scrawny looking balverine with a nub for one leg*i cant hump very well with only one back leg. >_<
Spectre:give it time.youll grow a new one.
Balverine:whats it like being locked up in a human prison?
Spectre:oh its actually somewhat nice.dark,steel bars,freindly people.theres alot of rape in the showers.i didnt know so many humans were so much like us...
Balverine:wwooooowwwwwww.....
Spectre:well anyways...*jumps on top of the ruin,picks up a random bone lies down like a dog and starts chewing on it* i think ill rest for a while.i used up alot of stamina running away from an old aquiantance....
Balverine:SS?
Spectre:yes...he dissapproves of what i do....
Balverine:a male that dislikes rape?....
Spectre:its not honorable by his standards.
Balverine:honor keeps him from humping!?
all the balverines burst out laughing like hyenas
Spectre:*chuckles a little* yes...but lets not mock him due to simply a different view...hes still a freind afterall.
Balverine: guess so....*scratches self like a dog*
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*back in TAK's Irken Cruiser*
Tai: Well looks like we're almost there.
ROM: Yes.
*suddenly an explosion rocks the cruiser*
Tai: What the? *looks out the window to see a squad of F-22 Raptors* Ah... shit.
ROM: What is it?
Tai: We got a squad of F-22 Raptors on our ass!
ROM: Ugh, I hate those things.
Tai: Heh, stupid Zim didn't even bother LOOKING INTO WHAT HUMANS USE FOR DEFENSE!
ROM: Yeah, what a failure.
Tai: Anyway, GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
ROM: Right!
*another explosion rocks the cruiser*
ROM: Damn! We're going down!
Tai: Well at least the base isn't too far ahead!
*the cruiser crashes in a small wooded area*
*where the F-22 Raptors are*
F-22 Pilot: Target eliminated. Returning to base.
*the F-22 Raptors fly away*
Tai: Well, this is just GREAT!
ROM: At least the bas isn't that far from here. Good thing you have tools in your backpod that'll allow us to bring the cruiser.
Tai: Yeah, true.
ROM: Anyway, let's move on before any humans see us.
Tai: Yeah.
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*At a lake.*
Minun: I'm finally back from the meeting and I'm going to fish!
*Fishes Ariel.*
Minun: I fished a mermaid?
*Fishes Emperor Gestahl.*
Minun: Since I'm near Albrook I guess.
*Steals Gestahl's stuff.*
Minun: Back to fishing!
*Fishes a UFO.*
Minun: This is unreal. I quit.
*Leaves.*
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*outside TAK's base*
Tai: FINALLY! We're here.
ROM: Yeah.
Tai: Now to repair the cruiser.
ROM: Yes.
Tai: *drags the busted cruiser into a garage looking building*
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the next morning in darkwood forest....the balverines are still sleeping.the forest is completely silent. Spectre is resting upon the ruin as well as the rest of his pack. but the eerie silence of darkwood is about to be lifted.
Spectre:*sleeping on the huge ruin*
A flash of orange flickers upon Spectres sleeping body,and gradually grows larger,the forest has been set ablaze.the flames quickly began to devour the old dead trees and plants in the forest,and even the vines that binded the old crumbling ruin together.
Spectre:*still asleep*
*loud gunshooting noises*
*the balverines begin to act up and attack something*
Balverine:*jumps in front of Spectre* MASTER! WERE BEING ATTACKED!*gets shot and falls off the ruin*
Spectre:*rubs eyes* huh!?
the woods are completely lit on fire and many balverines have been slain,while some are being locked in cages.
me:who did this!!??*clutches fist*
theres a bunch of pirates raiding the forest
Spectre:pirates!?*jumps down*
Pirate:theres another one of the bloody things right there!
Pirate2:that fur would probably sell for alot!*aims gun*
before the pirate can aim his gun,spectre,in a blurry rush of speed quickly severs the pirates hand and throws him against a sharp stone statue from the ruin,impaling him through his chest.
Pirate:*takes out his cutlass* this ones very aggresive!
the pirate makes a bold and somewhat crazy move,he runs at Spectre with his cutlass raised but didnt stand a chance,Spectre rushes directly in front of him and tears a large amount of his face off with one fast clawswipe,he binds him to the ground and proceeds to devour the inner parts of his head,the rest of the pirates begin to back away from the fearsome beast.but suddenly get a look of confidence in their eyes.
Spectre:You will pay for descecrating darkwood and trying to capture my pack!
*gunshot**gunshot**gunshot*
Spectre:URK!!!*falls over and passes out*
Pirate:haha! excellent shooting boss! now lets get to skinning!
??: No im afraid we wont be doing that.
Pirate:why?
??:these balverines will sell for more if we were to send them to be battle fodder in the Crucible Arena.
Pirate:well what about this purple one? i doubt wed get much selling him to the crucible! hed tear the competetors apart! i swear hes worse than three of the white ones!
??:I shall sell him ot albions zoo.not only does the zoo lack a wild living balverine,but this rare regal looking one should sell for a fortune.
Pirate:hrrrm..i suppose so....
Reaver: yes...well anyways get off your arses and carry these cages to the ship.its a long way to Bloodstone port.
Pirate:yes captain!
And so the pirates begin hauling the cages containing the captured Balverines into their ship,a large boat named after its captain,The Reaver,the pirates finish hauling their wild living cargo into the hulls and proceed to set sail from darkwood to the port of Bloodstone.
they sailed for days,Spectre unconcious the whole time from the grave wounds caused by the silver bullets.
In the ships hull
Spectre:*asleep in a cage*.........*wakes up*w...were am i?
Balverine:Master! thank goodness your awake!
Spectre:whats happening?
Balverine:they have met with another ship! i think their taking us away!
Spectre:another ship!? what do you mean!?
Balverine:we were captured and-
the door opens
Pirate:come along you miserable lot,get these cages up to the deck! leave the purple one though! the crucible ship has come to pick up the cargo.
the pirates begin to take the balverines cages up to the deck
Balverine:*reaches his hand out to Spectre as the pirates carry his cage away*master!
Spectre:*snarls at the pirates* dont worry! i will think of something!
Balverine:*howls in sorrow as he is taken away*
Pirate:alright,thats all of em.
on deck
Crucible ship captain: a pleasure doing buisness with you Mister Reaver..
Reaver:and about payment...?
CS captain:i will pay 600 gold peices for each beast.
Reaver:no.i will accept no less than 800.they were rather a pain to catch.
CS Captain:meh...what a shrewd buisnessman you are..fine then. your lucky the crucible is horribly short on Balverines since we recently drove most of them extinct.
Reaver:yes yes just be quiet and hand over the gold.
the captain reluctantly pays Reaver and gets back on his ship.the two ships part ways and the Reaver continues heading towards bloodstone
Spectre: i cant let them die.....but theres nothing i can do! blast it all....
Spectre,saddened by the seperation of his bretren,curls into the bale of hay in his cage and falls asleep..
that night
Pirate:oi,wake up!*rattles the cages bars with a stick*
Spectre:*gets up*...grrrrrrrrrr!!
Spectre gets up and violently trys to lash out at the pirate
Pirate: dont want you starving on the way back to the port.
the pirate pours some raw fish and meat onto the floor of the cage
Spectre:*begins savagely eating*.........hrrrm.....*starts panting and wagging his tail and looks at the pirate*
Pirate:huh? more food? well you aint getting anymore.
Spectre:*makes a monstrous but cheerful barking noise*
Spectre begins to act playful and freindly at the pirate,jumps around and wagging his tail with enthusiasm..
Pirate:oh fine....here have another fish boy.
...but sadly for the pirate it was an act.
the moment the pirate reached his arm into the cage to give spectre the snack,Spectre grabbed his arm,severing it with one pull,he then pulled the screaming pirate into his cage were he easily tore him to peices and devoured him without any remorse..
Spectre:*searching the remains* no key anywere! blast!
Spectre leaned angrily against the bars of the cage
Spectre: If only there was a way i could pass through the accursed bars! if i was at full power id tear these bars off as if they were made of sticks!
just then,Spectres body began to slide between the bars,the fur on his hands and feet began to shrink in revealing his pitch black skin,his ears crew slighly larger and rounder,and his tail grew longer and more slender,he grew sharp rodent like teeth and he slipped through the bars.
Spectre:*gets up*...whats this!?
Spectre has morphed into a were-rat
Spectre:*gets up and looks at himself* charming...my power is slowly but surely returning....now lets see..what else was the were rat good for besides sliding out of tight situations...
the screaming of the pirate has attracted more members of the crew down to the hull
Pirate:what the bloody hell is that!?
Pirate2: thats the largest bildge rat ive seen! and it walks like a man!?...
Pirate3:the balverine is missing,that must mean that rat is-
before the pirates could respond,Spectre rushed towards them,and jams his sharp thick inscisors into the bottom of one pirates neck,and into the top of his skull and tears off his whole head in one movement,Spectre then advanced on the other terrified pirate,and gnawed into his neck sending a gory shower of red throughout the whole room
Spectre:*shreiks and stretches his mouth widely*
spectre quickly rushes to the upper deck
Spectre:*shreiks*
the pirates look at Spectre in awe
Reaver:i say,i did tell you chaps to handle the rat problem didnt I?
Pirate:i think its that Balverine from the forest! it mustve turned into some huge rat!
Reaver:well dont just stand there,shoot him!
the pirates begin to shoot at spectre,with no avail,Spectre slips into a crack in the deck with his flexible body and rises up behind them,making quick work of them with his massive teeth and claws
Reaver:*takes out gun* i say...maybe we should have sent you to the crucble...well anyway...take this!
Reaver fires at Spectre with his pistol
Spectre gets shot in the ear leaving a hole behind,he shreiks in anger and rushes up to Reaver,who knocks him back with his cutlass,Spectre gets knocked to the ground and reaver attempts shooting him,but he evades by rolling and goes to the edge of the boat
Reaver:*approaches and aims* nowere to run mutant rodent! i will sell your pelt instead!
but before reaver fires
Spectre feigns falling off the edge of the boat,and stays attacks to the side with his claws
Reaver:ahaha. like a lemming.....*looks over the edge*
Spectre quickly grabs his neck with his tail and begins strangling him,and dips his body under the water,bubbles begin to rise from the water as reaver struggles to breathe,but they eventually stop.signalling the death of the captain.
Spectre:that will teach you..*shreiks*
Spectre scurrys back on deck and covers his primal form with the clothing of the dead pirates,and then takes the wheel of the ship and proceeds towards Albion...
Spectre:meheheheeh! they will regret trying to capture me!
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*at TAK's base*
Tai: Finally! The repairs are done.
ROM: Yeah.
Tai: I hate those damn F-22 Raptors! But anyway, we can start working more on the base.
ROM: Yes.
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Minun: This outfit looks cool.
Imperial Soldier: Emperor Gestahl! We thought you died!
Minun: Hmm...
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SS: For the last time. I'M NOT A CRIMINAL!!!!!!!
Police: Tell that to the dead. *Shoots*
SS: *Blocks the shot with the greatsword* It. Was. A Deathmatch. We both agreed to it, he just happened to be weaker than me. It was within my legal rights.
Police: Do I look like I care? I just want the reward when I bring back your corpse.
SS: Reward?
Police: Your a wanted criminal. Now stand still. *shoots*
SS: *Slaughters him*
Random bloke: THERE HE IS!!!
SS: Great. *Shadowports to a rooftop* Where can I go... *clicks fingers* Albion. *Shadowports
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On the Reaver
Spectre:*sailing the ship*...Land...
Spectre is arriving closer to the port of bloodstone,a lawless Albion seaside town full of thugs,bandits,and pirates.nary a guard in sight.
Spectre:*slowly parks the ship into port and climbs off the side of the ship*.....hrrrm..not many people..*looks at a large lit building* most of them are getting wasted at the town pub....*sniffs the air and snarls* the scent of the women in this town is plain awful. they are all unclean...*hisses*
Spectre walks through the town looking around and eventually walks into an alley
Spectre:pah...this town is disgusting....the sooner i get out of here and get to the crucible the better.
??:the crucible eh?
Spectre:hm?whos there?
some highwaymen jump down from atop the buildings and corner spectre in the alley
Highwayman leader:*jumps down behind Spectre* judging by all that meager tattered clothing you look like a beggar!
the highwaymen laugh
Spectre:that is of no concern to you.now tell me were the crucible is right now.
Highwayman:You wouldnt last a second in the crucible! now hand over everything you have!
Spectre:pathetic.your so poor and desperate for money you want to go and beat up old beggars. greedy pig.
Highwayman:SHUT UP!*tries to smack the side of spectres head*
Spectre:*grabs his arm*
Highwayman leader:!!??! let go you knave!
Spectre holds the highwaymans hand near his mouth,opens it revealing his razor sharp incisors,and bites his arm off with one swift turn of his head
Highwayman leader:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!*walks around trying to stop the bleeding*
Highwayman:BOSS! now your gonna get it!
the highwaymen aim their guns at Spectre
Spectre:*jumps out of the clothing of the dead pirates**shreiks extremely loud*
Highwayman:WHAT IN SKORMS NAME IS THAT!?
Spectre rushes up to the highwayman and uses his decapitating bite
Spectre:*spits his head on the ground and roars*
the highwaymen try to shoot Spectre
Spectre:*runs up to another highwayman and uses his tail to snap his neck*
Highwayman:AAAAAAAH!*runs*
Spectre:*uses his tail,pulls him back,and throws him into a wall and walks over to him*TELL ME WERE THE CRUCIBLE IS YOU FILTHY HUMAN!
Highwayman:*shaking and sweating* I-its at the bandit coast! in westcliff camp!
Spectre:good! now tell me when the next crucible match starts!
Highwayman:it starts in just a couple hours!
:A COUPLE HOURS!? weres the fastest route!?
Highwayman:Go through the manhole,and go down the sewers until your outside again and you reach an aqueduct at the bandits coast,get out of the water there and head down the left path!
Spectre:thank you for the tip human,and to show my gratitude...ill let you live.
Highwayman:oh thank you!!
Spectre:And allow me to give you an awesome tatto
Spectres lifts the highwayman up,tears off the back of his shirt,and uses his claws to draw deep scars into his back that say I LOVE TO MUG THE POOR
Highwayman:*screams and dies*
Spectre:*sarcastic* Oh No...guess i killed him.
Spectre scurries down a manhole and goes into the sewers,there he scurries through the dark tunnels determined to get to the crucible as fast as possible
after about two hours of scurrying he gets to an aqueduct
Spectre:*climbs quickly up the structure**shakes his fur off and sees lights in the distance* that must be the crucible! no time to fool around! i spent too much time getting here!
Spectre jumps from the top of the aqueduct structure,transforms into his balverine form in mid-jump,lands on the ground and runs towards the crucible with great speed,
Spectre then arrives at westcliff camp,previously a place run by thugs,it is now a popular tourist location home to the crucible arena,a place were great warriors from all over albion participate in battles against albions most feirce creatures and criminals,few manage to survive the entire crucible challenge....
Spectre:*sneaking around the outskirts of the westcliff camp* now to find a way into the crucible...hmhmhm i got it!
Spectre jumps on top of the structure and howls loudly
Guard:A BALVERINE ESCAPED!!
some guards gather around and aim their tranquilizer guns
Clumsy guard:TAKE IT DOWN!!*randomly fires*
the shot misses Spectre by a longshot
Guard:your such a sorry shot.you didnt even aim right!
Spectre:*sigh**whimpers*
Spectre feigns falling from the top of the building and pretends to pass out on the ground
Clumsy guard:..you were saying...?
Guard:Ph shut up you sod and get this thing into the crucible.
the guards cage up Spectre and haul him into the crucible creature storage room
Spectre:...*gets up* idiots.fell right for my sceme.
Balverine:Milord!
Spectre:your alive!
Balverine:our round is coming up next.me and the other members of the pack are gonna be pitted against each other in a fight to the death! theres only five of us left.
Spectre:misierable humans! dont worry,i wont let them force you to participate in this blood sport! and i shall assure they never will to any other balverine!
Balverine:but the guard already made his rounds,and theres no key in here!
Spectre:no problem.
Spectre turns into his wererat form and slides out of the bars
Balverine:wow!
Spectre: now hold on while i pick these locks.
Spectre crawls up the bars and....humps the lock.
the lock breaks and falls off
Balverine: thank you master! i forgot they could be used as tools for lock picking!
Spectre:yes...now hurry and release the rest of the pack!
Spectre and the balverine release the rest of the balverines
Spectre:burn this place to the ground!
the balverines grab torches from the walls and throw them all over the room
they run out of the room as the room is engulfed in fire
Commentator:AND FOR OUR NEXT ROUND,WE WILL HAVE A BALVERINE BATTLE! PLACE BETS ON WHATEVER BALVERINE WILL WIN AND*turns around*- OH NO PLEASE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAG
RIIIIIIIIIP
the audience begin to get paranoid
Spectre:*jumps on top of the crucible and howls*
Guard:ATTENTION SPECTATORS AND PARTICIPANTS OF THE CRUCIBLE! LEAVE THE AREA IMMEDIATLY! THERE IS A FIRE IN THE VICINITY!
the audience panic as smoke fills the arena and they run out of the building panicking
Spectre:*standing on top of the building*
the people turn around look up in terror
Spectre:*Howls demonically and jumps down in front of the entrance*
the rest of the pack jumps down and growl
guards come from all over and begin shooting at the Balverines with no avail
Spectre:*picks up a guard and bites his head*
Spectre rips the guards skin,head and clothes off like a bag revealing a balverine underneath
new balverine:*coated in blood**howls and begins attacking people*
the fire begins to spread everywere as the balverines and guards go into fierce melee,the Balverines numbers multiplying as Spectre transforms the guards into more balverines
Balverine:*jams his claws into a guards chest through his back and pulls them out then pounces on another guard*
Balverine2:*bites a guards arm off*
Guard:AAAAAGH!!!*gets engulfed in a red/black aura and transforms into a balverine*
Westcliff has become a massacre as Spectre and his pack devour,kill,and transform people.
SS: (In the stands) *Draws blade* What's going on?
Guard: The balverines have gone insane! We have to kill them before whatever they're infected with spreads!!!
SS: *Stares icily at him* *grabs him by the throat* Tell me the truth. What were those balverines for besides fighting?
Guard: we were going to err.... eradicate the species by killing them in here.
SS: *Through clenched teeth* Genocide. *rips out his throat* *Grows claws, bat wings and really sharp teeth* Dishonorable bastards. *runs towards the source of the chaos*
Balverine: *Leaps at me*
SS: *Smashes it in the face with his fist* I've got no time or desire to fight you. I've got me some dishonourable pure-blood humans to kill!!!
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*at TAK's base*
Tai: Ok, anti-air defenses are up and running at 100%.
ROM: As are the ground defenses.
*a buzzer sounds*
Tai: Looks like we have a visitor. *puts on human disguise* I'll see who it is. *goes to the door and opens it* Oh, hello Zim.
...
Zim: Yes, yes. But anyway, have you found out how to bring the humans down?
Tai: *is now out of his human disguise* Not yet, I've been setting things up.
Zim: I see. Well let me know if you find anything.
Tai: Of course.
ROM: Master, you have another visitor.
Tai: Who is it this time?
ROM: It's that girl again.
Tai: Oh! *runs out toward the beach*
Zim: Uh... ok.
ROM: Don't ask.
Zim: Maybe that would be a good idea.
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Tacos: So I am finally out of jail.
No.057 (Aka Ray): I planned your escape dad.
Tacos: Good thing I created you.
Ray: So what now?
Tacos: I'm going to Narshe and live there.
Ray: What to do with your army?
Tacos: Tell them to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom instead.
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Tai: Hey! Over here!
Unknown Being: Hey, Tai!
Tai: How have you been?
Unknown Being: Good. How about you?
Tai: Same.
*near the entrance to the base*
Zim: Uh, what is THAT supposed to be?
ROM: That would be what humans call a mermaid.
Zim: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! WHY IS HE TALKING TO IT?
ROM: I'm not sure myself. All I know is that her name is "Ariel."
Zim: Well I have to give him credit for coming up with an alias.
ROM: Yes.
Zim: Well whatever.
*back where Tai's at*
Ariel: So, who's the green guy standing next to ROM?
Tai: Oh, that's Zim. He's also an Irken. But he's a failure.
Ariel: I see. Oh well. So looks like you've improved your base.
Tai: Yup.
Ariel: That's good.
*back where Zim and ROM are*
Zim: This is sickening. He's not even ACTING like an Irken at all! Also he's not even in his disguise!
ROM: I know. I'm not sure what to do about it, either.
Zim: He's acting very weird.
ROM: I know. He's not himself when she's around.
Zim: I can tell.
*back where Ariel and Tai are*
Ariel: Well I better go. I'll see you tomorrow, Tai.
Tai: See you then, Ariel.
Ariel: *kisses me on the head* See you then! *jumps back into the water*
Tai: *blushes*
*back where Zim and ROM are*
Zim: OK, WHAT WAS THAT?
ROM: She kissed him on the head.
Zim: AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE ENJOYED IT!
ROM: Yeah, it did.
Zim: HOW DISGUSTING!
ROM: I dunno, but it was very odd.
Zim: I'm leaving now. I have to deal with that foolish Dib some more. *walks into a cruiser and flies off*
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Soldier: Sir we have reports that there are more conquerors here. Our spy has seen him talking to a mermaid called Ariel.
Minun: Hey wait! Didn't I fish Ariel?
Soldier: I don't know.
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westcliff is continuing to be assaulted by Spectre and his pack of balverines
Spectre:*rushes past a guard with blur speed*
Guard:*huge laceration appears on his stomach and his guts spill*
Guard2:*shoots spectre in the skull with a silver crossbow*take that!
Spectre:*holds still and growls*.....
Spectre grabs the crossbow bolt,pulls it out of his head,death stares the guard,and throws it.
the arrow his the guard right between the eyes
Spectre:*ordering the balverines*DESTROY THEM! TEAR THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND!SHOW NO MERCY!..*rubs his head* that hurt...though their weapons are slowly but surely becoming more and more useless against me...
the balverines begin to attack more feircely
Balverine:*busts into a blasmiths forge*
Blacksmith:AAAAAAH!!!
the balverine grabs him by the back of his head,bites him,then dips his face into the molten steel and pulls him up
Blacksmith:*the flesh on his face burns off revealing a balverine face underneath**howls*
the blacksmith turns into a balverine and joins the rampage
Balverine:*dumps the tub of molten steel over and it sets fire to the building*
the two balverines jump out of the building and continue rampaging
Soldier: Sir Van Darke and Ray, we must flee this area.
Lord Tacos: Why?
Soldier: Reports of Balverines has arrived. We must flee!
Ray: Tell all troops to withdraw to our fortress world.
Lord Tacos: You need all four seals of Twilight to enter the world.
Soldier: I will report all troops to evacuate this world.
*All soldiers left via Twilight portal.*
Soldier: Sir the Grand Lord Van Darke has ordered to withdraw our troops!
Minun: All troops evacuate! We cannot get ourselves caught in the battle!
SS: *Still running towards the center of chaos, cutting down guards while doing so*
Specter: *Picks up a guard by the head and crushes it*
Random hero: *Holding a flaming greatsword, running towards specter*
SS: *Looks at the blade* The Solus... *Runs diagonally towards a wall, jumps towards and off it, lands on Specter's back and jumps off*
Specter: *Grabs at him*
SS: *Dodges* *Brings his own blade down on the hero*
Hero: *Blocks the strike, jumps, raising the Solus above his head*
SS: *Stabs* *Impales the Hero* (Coldly) I'm sorry hero. You've failed. *turns the blade in his chest and rips it out (Its got eleven scythe-blades running down it's ... blade)* *Kills another guard*
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ROM: Uh, master.
Tai: Yes?
ROM: The scanners picked an unknown being. Only it got away. I could not indentify it in time.
Tai: Damn! They might be hostile! Ready the base defenses! I'll finish our "secret weapon."
ROM: Yes, master! *goes to do as he is ordered*
Tai: *goes to finish the "secret weapon"*
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*In the fortress world.*
Minun: So what do we do?
Me: Wait until the Balverine rampage end.
Ray: Shouldn't we send the machine division there instead? Balverines only affect organic beings, not machines.
Minun: He really does have brains.
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Westcliff has become a sea of flames and bodies,there are very few survivors left and their being relentlessly persued by the balverines,while some are becoming victims of the fire
Spectre:*jumps on top of a building and laughs in a low evil tone*yes...YES!!
Guard:*takes out a blunderbuss and fires it at Spectre*
Spectre:*dodges the bullets in a blur and appears behind a guard,and stabs him through the back and out of his chest with his hand**pulls hand out*
Guard:*cue bloodspray and falls back*
Spectre:hehehehahahaha.........
SS:*walks in front of Spectre* is this why your always killing and raping people?
Spectre:aaaaahhhh Shadow Scryer! i must thank you for intervening! by killing these guards you gave us plenty of time to slaughter the people of westcliff!
SS:answer my question!
Spectre:ohohohoho....Shadow Scryer,Having an honorable reason to slaughter these people was just a fortunate byproduct,we would have eventually come along and destroyed westcliff on our own but sadly Reavers little raid on our home forced me to come here and obliterate these people a bit earlier than i intended...
SS:but why are you doing all this!?
Spectre:my freind,im not the little pudgy purple penguin i use to be.i was always like this,i only feigned my docile workaholic "honest Joe" personality because i had no choice.back when I was a prinny i was hardly as powerful as i am now,so all i could do is take that wench Etnas orders until i defeated her,escaped,and began my journey to free myself from the prinny form...I had to get someone to destroy me in cold blood...so i kept getting myself arrested,and arrested over and over again! making my crimes more and more severe! until i got to a officers nerve by raping his sister...
SS:...and he gunned you down in cold blood and freed you a few nights ago...
Spectre:exactly.
SS:and to think you had an honorable reason to kill those guards...so i helped you....i shouldve known better and instead stopped you from slaughtering these innocents!
Balverine:wah wah..stop making up excuses! I bet you enjoyed every second of killing those guards and that hero!*laughs like a hyena*
Spectre:hmhmhm...Shadow Scryer you and your goody two-shoe attitude....but thats what ive always liked about you.your about the closest thing to a freind i ever had. i find your righteous manners somewhat refreshing..your probably the only person i grew to like during my time as a prinny.
SS:.........
Spectre:*chuckles*..ok ill admit,i made a few mistakes and some of the innocent people "escaped".....so dont look so pissy.
SS:
Spectre:well sadly the body wasnt QUITE as high as i was hoping for..buuut lets just go with what pride we have left intact.
the balverines howl and run off carrying dead guards with them
Spectre:*walks next to shadow scryer on his way away from westcliff and mutters to him in a low tone* oh,and between you and me...I didnt kill any innocents at all...i made the ones i caught into balverines...
SS:Spectre.
Spectre:dont look at me like that,i just needed people to repopulate my pack.the peasants were perfect fodder.the guards were just to annoying to bother cursing so we just outright killed them...anyways,im gone.
Spectre runs to the top of a burning guard tower,howls, and jumps into the sky..then it begins raining.slowly putting the fire out.
SS: I guess he has his own twisted way of showing mercy on some people...*looks and sees that the majority of the dead are crucible monster catchers and guards*
in a far away forest
me:*catches up to the balverine pack and appears in front of them on a tree branch in a blur of speed* hello.
Balverine:hahahaa! master that was absolutely splendid! its been so long since we went on such a glorious raid! even if somehow some peasants did escape....
Spectre:yes...
Balverine2:anyway,what are we going to do for a new home? darkwood is in ashes...
the balverines mutter at eachother over the matter
Spectre:*jumps from the tree limb and jumps on top of a large rock* well my clan,theres no need to fret. there is a ruin here known as "the Howling Halls". it is a ruin that is home to a small population of balverines,they have no leader and their numbers are scarce...
Balverine:were are they?
Spectre:we should be near the ruin right now.follow me.
Spectre climbs very swiftly up a steep hill,and the rest of the balverines follow
after about a half hour of treking,Spectre and his pack arrive at a large old moss covered ruin atop the tall steep hill,with crumbling towers bridging to another hill that leads to another part of the ruin.
Spectre:were here.
Balverine:not a bad place.its bigger than our ruins in darkwood.
Balverine2:it will be better sleeping here instead of a den.
??:w-what do you want?
Spectre:hm?
a scrawny,hungry looking balverine jumps out of a window and lands in front of Spectre
Hungry Balverine:.....ugh...what do you want?...wait a minute..that regal purple fur...unbeleiveable...its..the head honcho! after all these years! your alive! please,come in out of the rain. you all must smell like wet dogs.
Spectre:gladly.
Spectre and his pack of balverines walk into the ruin.
Hungry Balverine:here we are. these ruins stretch underground in these steep hills,were in the central chamber.come out everyone! look who has arrived!
a small numer of balverines jumps out from behind various statues and pillars and stare at Spectre in amazement
HB 2:..it...it cant be..
HB3: well bless my eyes...
Spectre:dont stress yourselves by talking.*looks at his pack* drop the food.
the balverines drop the dead guards into a pile in the center of the room.
Spectre:refresh yourselves first.you all look like your hanging by a thread.anyways,lets warm up this place..*snarls*
all the balverines pile up old bones and some of the dead guards clothing
Spectre:hey you,is that an old bottle of wine?
Balverine:*looks at a small bottle of wine in the corner* uhh yes it is.
Spectre:bring it to me.
Balverine:*brings Spectre the wine*
Spectre:thank you.*grabs the wine bottle*
Spectre bites off the cork and takes a swig
then,Spectre takes a match from a dead guard,ignites it,and blows on it igniting the large bone and clothing pile.
the balverines smile
Spectre:now...lets dig in!
all the balverines begin tearing the guards apart and begin eating them,some of the balverines roast some of the guards limbs by the fire while some eat them raw.
after about ten minutes of gorging...
HH(howling hall)Balverine: Thank you very much for this! how can we repay you?
Spectre:Our home in darkwood was burned down by pirates while we were sleeping...Is it fine with you that we all move here?
HH Balverine: oh we would be most honored for you and your pack's prescense milord! but how did you all get attacked? Old legends say that you ripped entire ships in half with one swipe! how did a bunch of pirates best you?
Spectre:indeed...but you see ive been in a little jam for the past few decades and my powers have diminished significantly. we were attacked during the night,captured by a pirate named Reaver,and many of my pack members were sold to the crucible.i managed to escaped,free them,and destroy all of westcliff.they wont be hosting matches for a long time...sadly i could only save a handful of my pack members.some of them were already killed by the time i got there.
HH Balverine:but your pack seems to be flourishing..
Spectre:i snagged a few...recruits while at westcliff.
Balverine:*chuckles*
HH Balverine:i see...well,thank you for the food,and offering to live here...were a small pack and we dont have enough strength to raid towns,so weve only been able to pick at a rare trader that passes through here..but these ruins are very safe from humans because of the extremely steep terrain.and its much more cozy sleeping in here than in a den.
Spectre:quite...*rubs head*
Balverine: Milord are you Ok?
Spectre: im still healing that silver bolt to the head.
Balverine:wow your tough.and headshot from a silver weapon would normally kill us.
Spectre:yes,anyways i need to relax a bit...*lies down on a pile of rags and the hole from the bolt begins to regenerate* it hurt alot.i just kept my cool because we were in the middle of a raid...
Balverine:hey master i forgot to show you this...how would you like a vacation?
Spectre: A vacation? what do you mean?
Balverine:*takes out a pamphlet* we learned of a school called "Youkai academy".
Spectre:ugh...a school.the last thing i need is a friggin high school...my brain hurts enough already.
Balverine:no no not for the classes milord..*points in the pamphlet* for the ladies!
Spectre:..women? im listening..
Balverine: the women at this school are all rather attractive.. they develop quite quickly...*points in the pamhlet at a girls brests* see?
Spectre:my oh my...that place looks like heaven for me!*gets up* sounds like fun!
Balverine:theres alot of delicious girls at that school,you could be there for a very long time...we snagged this pamphlet from some old traveling priest one time and decided to save it and this bus ticket for you..
Spectre:hmhmhm! indeed....well then lets go..
Balverine:wait up milord,your going to need a human disguise! and a school outfit. and we cant go with you because we dont have the ability to put up a human disguise..besides it will look suspicious.
Spectre:ugh...a human disguise? school outfit!?
Balverine:do you have enough of your powers back to transform into human form?
Spectre:fine,well lets see...
Spectre stands up right and morphs himself into a human with dark grey skin,purple hair,red eyes,and a purple version of the youkai academies school uniform pants.
Spectre:ugh...*cracks neck* there. perfect human disguise.i even decided to wear the shirt.
Balverine:well aside from the weird skin and radically colored hair and eyes you look rather sharp if i do say so myself! you may not even have to rape some of the girls there~
Spectre:oh quite joking. you know i dislike it when they're willing.
Balverine:well anyway,the bus will be leaving in a couple hours.
Spectre:will you all be Ok while im gone?
Balverine:well be fine.
HH Balverine:with our large pack number we could easily go on large raids now.you go and enjoy yourself to the fullest.
Spectre:i shall..thank you very much.
balverine:*hands him the pamphlet*heres the pamphlet and a bus ticket,the bus station that leads to it is in Japan.it leaves in a couple hours.hurry.
Spectre:i can make it in time...hopefully. farewell my clan.
Balverine:good bye milord...
Spectre jumps through the roof of the ruins and begins to run across the landscape
Spectre:*jumps over a hill,then jumps from building to building once he arrives at a town,then continues sprinting with maximum speed*
Spectre eventually finishes crossing albion and is now running on the water
Spectre:*pant*pant*pant*pant* im not as fast as i use to be!*sprints* its hard to run on water!
Shark:*lunges at Spectre*
Spectre:*punches it over the horizon while still running* bloody sea creatures!
Spectre manages to cross the ocean and arrive at a port in japan
Spectre:*pant*pant*pant**looks at the pamphlet* close! just keep running Spectre...pant...pant...whew...
Spectre arrives in a city
Spectre:*panting* bus station!*runs towards it*ALMOOOOSSSST THERRRREEE!!!!
boy:*sees Spectre running towards him* what the-!?
Spectre:*jams heels into the ground to halt himself,speeding towards him leaving sparks behind from his feet grinding on the concrete*...phew...pant....pant....pant...made it....from Albion..to Japan...pant...in...one hour...fifty eight minutes....whew..i need to avoid over exerting myself...especially in my state of being.
boy:?!!?! albion to japan in around two hours?! on foot!?
Spectre:*pant*...whew...the bus is here.*smiles*
boy:what are you!?
Spectre:a normal human teen just like yourself.now lets get on the bus.
Spectre and the boy get on the bus
Bus driver:*puffs cigar* hmmm....well well...two...i was only expecting that kid to get on...
Spectre:*scratches the back of his head* oh well..anyway i cant wait to start highschool!(lie)*sits down* im ready to go.
Boy:*sits down across from Spectre*
the bus begins driving
Boy:*staring at Spectre*
Spectre:what are you looking at?
Boy:umm...hey whats your name?
Spectre:..all my freinds call me Spectre.you may do the same.
Boy:oh..well my name is Tsukune.This is my first year attending this school.
Spectre:Tsukune? funny name...thats to be expected though....
Tsukune: i couldnt get into any private high schools because of my grades so this is the only one i was able to come to. why are you here?
Spectre:hmmmm...oh you know...just...attending school...like a good boy...no bad intentions in the slightest...
the bus driver goes into a tunnel and it turns into a dimensional warp
Spectre/Tsukune:WOAH!
Bus driver:*grins*
Spectre:well..i did not expect this..light show...*looks out the window*
a few minutes later
Bus driver:were here.
Spectre:?! that was fast...
Tsukune and Spectre step off the bus
bus driver:once your here you aint goin back...you sure about this..?
Spectre:yes.very sure.
Tsukune:i guess..
the bus driver drives through the dimension tunnel and it turns into a regular tunnel and the bus dissappears
Spectre:nice place.well see ya Tsukune.*walks away*
Tsukune:wait,cant you help me find my way around?! were both freshmen!
Spectre:how about that huge spooky high school over there.*points at the academy*
Tsukune:...
Spectre:anyway...see you later...who knows..maybe we will become freinds...(fat chance human.)*puts on a fake smile and jumps into the sky*
Tsukune:what the-!?
Spectre:*voice echoes from all over* who knows,maybe youll get lucky and some klutz in a skirt will bike into you and help you along the way.*laughs*
Tsukune:......hes strange.*continues walking along until a certain pink haired girl bikes into him*
a little while later at the school
Spectre:*lands* wow...nice place.this academy has a spooky feel for a high school...well id best get to class if im gonna have a good reputation around here...
Spectre walks into the academy building and all the students stare at him as he passes through
Guy:man..look at the new freshman...he looks like hes barely got a disguise on with the freaky skin and eye color...
Spectre:*continues walking along looking at his pamphlet* the classroom is right here...
Spectre walks into the classroom
Spectre:*looks around* hmmm...nice..*observes all the girls and begins marking down their names on a list* good good...
Teacher:well hello there! your late for class...
Spectre:*eyes spark*wwwoooooowwww...(even the teachers are do-able)
the teacher is a cheerful looking light brown haired woman and the top of her hair looks like cat ears,she wears glasses.
Teacher: you must be...uhh...who are you exactly?your name is not on my student list.
Spectre:*coughs* a-hem...
Tsukune and a pink haired girl walk into the room
Teacher:there you two are,you must be Aono Tsukune and Akashiya Moka.(pink haired girl)
Spectre:*eyes sparkle*..*erases list* shes going to be my first victim~*writes her name down**stares at Moka* lovely peice of jewelry she has to...
Teacher:anyways welcome! I am Mrs Nekonome!*cat ears on the top of her head wiggle*
Spectre:..?
Nekonome:so tell us,whats your name? i need it to add you on my student list.
Spectre:very well... my name is Sepulcher S. Phantasmo. but everyone refers to me by my middle name,Spectre...im from Albion.
Nekonome:good good,now everyone have a seat....
Spectre:(cute teacher is number two on my list...even though shes odd.....im going to have to wait until later to make my first move..)...yay school! and whatnot...>_> anyways theres alot of different people here. i thought this was a regular japanese school.
Nekonome: this is Youkai academy young man.*chuckles* what we are is in the name! this is a school for monsters,were we teach you how to fit in human society.other than that we teach just like pretty much any other school.*grows a cat tail and wags it* oh,and remember to always stay in your human form and not to reveal your identity to anyone. ^_
Spectre:(monsters?!)...wow. i guess...im not the only monster here...i feel so...not-weird..yes....*looks around and notices all the class males are staring at Moka* (shes going to be my victim.ill rip you all to shreds if you try anything..)....haha.yes..Moka is cute..
Saizou:isnt she?
Spectre:hrm..
Student:ugh..its Saizou..
Student2:i hear hes a rogue monster...and was forced to come here for too many mishaps at human schools...
Student3:*whispers* i hear hes a rapist...
Spectre:*becomes alert* (im going to have to kill him later if thats the case...)
Saizou:whats up with you?*stares at Spectre*
Spectre:nothing at all.....nothing at all...go on with the teaching Mrs Nekonome...
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Minun: We got reports that the Balverine threat is over sir!
Tacos: Ok. We will continue with our plans. We could also build a stadium to raise money.
Ray: You think it is a good idea dad?
Me: The stadium will be guarded by the mechanized legion and we could collect datas of people who will fight there.
Ray: Cool. I'll advertise for the stadium.
Soldier: Sir! Wescliff has been destroyed according to our spy!
Minun: By the Balverines I guess.
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SS: (Sitting next to Mizore, having shadowported immediately after the massacre) *Stares at Specter* I swear I've seen that guy before...
Mizore: ?
SS: There's something about him...
Mizore: Maybe its just a coincidence?
SS: Nah. Its too familiar. *Fingers the hilt of my sword (Which is strapped across my back)* I sense uncontrollable lust. (To Kurumu) I think it would be best for you if you remain unseen by him. Be careful. If he begins thinking about you like he's thinking about Moka, you might easily end up dead. I can tell that much. *Appears to pay attention to Nekonome* (Telepathically to the two) And I suggest you both stay close to me. This guys really frikin strong!!!
Note, Shadow doesn't actually have telepathy.
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Tallest Red: *on computer screen with Tallest Purple* Invader Styk, what's the status report?
Tai: Well, Zim's still screwing things up. And he still has no idea that he's been banished.
Tallest Red: Good.
Tai: I expect he'll be contacting you two soon.
Tallest Red: Yeah, so we'll mess with him like we always do.
Tallest Purple: Yeah. *eats some snacks*
Tai: Anyway, Styk out. *ends transmission* Damn, it pays being tall!
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*stares back at them and sees SS* .....(whats he doing here...)....*smiles really freindly and waves at them*
Nekonome:Oh SS be kind to the new student.Sepulcher looks like a fine carefree young man.
Spectre:yes indeed. im sooo happy to be here with all you wonderful people!*cheesy smile* im sorry if any of you are paranoid about me, My skin and eyes usually put people off.
Nekonome:what about your purple hair?
Spectre:well different colored hair here seems to be the norm...*looks at Kurumu*.....Hiiiiiii...*waves*
Kurumu:...umm...hey...*waves back*
Spectre:you got pretty hair.i love that ribbon!
Kurumu:thank you!
Spectre:i bet your bras have to be customed made X large.
Kurumu:awww SS hes adorable! and so sweet! why would he be doing such horrible things? almost as sweet as Tsukune..*stares at Tsukune*
Tsukune:.......eheheheheh.....
SS:um..i talked to you all telepathically...you saying this stuff has seriously started to get his attention...
Spectre:..hey wasnt there another blue haired girl sitting next to you?
Mizore:*hanging on the ceiling*that floozy Kurumu is gonna get herself in alot of trouble.....
Spectre:...weres that voice coming from?*sniffs the air* the scent of icy hard candy is coming from the ceiling.must be a wonderfully cool perfume.
Mizore:...(im not falling for his compliments...)
Spectre:ehhh must be nothing. you have wonderful taste in air fresheners Mrs Nekonome!
Nekonome:thank you very much Sepulcher!
Spectre:please call me Spectre. um,may i be excused,i have to go to the bathroom.
Nekonome:of course you may.
Spectre gets up and walks out of the hallway and to the bathroom
Saizou:....*gets up and follows him* i gotta go to.
Mizore:....*jumps down from the ceiling and lands in her desk chair*takes lollypop out of her mouth* Kurumu,i think you got yourself in trouble.
Kurumu:oh be quiet...
In the mens bathroom
Spectre:*standing in front of the sink* hmm...SS is here...*scratches chin* this may complicate some things..oh but i will still get what i came for..hmhmhm...girls of Youkai academy...
Saizou:*walks in* hey you.
Spectre:what is it Saizou? do you need something?this bathroom is very clean! i love it here!
Saizou:*pokes Spectres chest* listen up here Spectre,Moka is going to be mine you here?
Spectre:well Mr Saizou why not try to play fairly and woo her like the other gentlemen? and earn her affection fair and square?
Saizou:*picks up Spectre by his shirt collar* i dont care about her affection,i got other plans for her.
Spectre:hey now,theres no need for violence. and what do you mean by other plans?
Saizou:im gonna rape her!
Spectre:thats despicable....>_>
Saizou:you got somethin against what i do!?
Spectre:*grabs his hands* i wont allow you to defile Moka.*tightens grip causing his wrists to crack*
Saizou:OUCH!!!! what a grip!!! grrr...
Spectre: now..let me go and keep your hands off of Moka....and any other girl at this academy...
Saizou:why i oughta....
A man walks into the restroom and fins Saizou gripping Spectre
Saizou:..Mr Kotsubo?!
Kotsubo:hey,just what are you doing?
Saizou:i uhh...
Kotsubo:i heard your little talk from the hallway Saizou.
Saizou:ugh...
Kotsubo:I heard all of your threats. and i must say,your in some serious trouble.step out into the hallway.
Saizou:ugh....but-
Kotsubo:go.
Saizou:*looks at Spectre* your gonna pay for this....*drops him and walks out of the restroom rubbing his wrists*
Kotsubo:you Ok?
Spectre:yes of course...pardon me sir,but who might you be?
Kotsubo:Mr Kotsubo,the P.E teacher...i like what you did to his wrists.i think i saw his eyes watering when he walked out...
Spectre:thank you sir...
Kotsubo:well you head on back to class.im going to take Saizou to the chairmans office.i dont doubt hes getting expelled.
Spectre:good.well thank you coach...*walks out of the room*
Kotsubo:no problem.*Escorts saizou to the chairmans office*
Spectre:*walks back into the classroom* Im back everyone.
Nekonome:i heard the ruckus. it was nice how you stood up against him!
Spectre:oh please your making me blush.....
OC. Shadow Scryer here, just ranting about how I didn't notice 'till now how shitty my character was. Seriously! What was he, a frikin' knight of the realm or something?! Okay, rant over.