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Post by Shadow Scryer on May 11, 2011 2:06:10 GMT -6
Earlier;
Dwagon: Iiiiii am the champion, my friieeeeends. And Iiiiii'll keep on fiiii- BLEK!
Shadow's up, injured and seriously pissed off
Honji: Supreme overlord?
Announcer: Wait a minute! You've been disqualified!
SS: Yeah. I feel like crap, but I'm in a better condition that Specter. And anyway, I've been hurt worse than this and kept fightin' before, that ain't gonna change now! Besides, the round finished with Specter on fewer HP than me from that suicide attack. DWAGON, YA AIN'T FINISHED YET! *Grunts and doubles over in pain*
Announcer: *Sighs* Alright. START THE MATCH!
Dwagon: *Breathes a massive blast of fire*
SS: *Dodges slower than usual, shadowports to his opponents back, grabs him by the neck and takes off* DON'T! *turns so he's facing the ground head-first, holding Dwagons head in front of him* UNDERESTIMATE! *Slams him into the ground* ME!
Dwagon: *KOed*
SS: *Gets up, panting* Victory... is MINE MOTHERFUCKER! ... *Collapses and is taken to Techmos ranch by Honji*
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Post by Spectre on May 12, 2011 1:41:22 GMT -6
Dwagon:...Do..I...Get...to keep...The...Trophy and....Prize money?
Announcer:Well, according to the rules, yes.
Dwagon:*captain falcon voice*YES!
Meanwhile, at Techmo's barn.
Spectre:*has been poured out, now just a pile of gore on the floor*.........
Techmo:*standing behind Spectre, staring down at him* Poor thing. I think you could have done better than that...
Spectre:*gore bubbles mildly*
Techmo:Oh well...We can always try again tommorrow..I think you can overqualify and go to the major four to get the championship...
Spectre:*attracting flies*
Techmo:....
Suddenly a very familiar, cloaked figure emerges from the darkness, he adjusts his gleaming, demon green eyes at Techmo.
Demonologist:He nearly blew up the whole damn crowd. *points his cane at Techmo* What are you doing? Trying to build an organic atom bomb?
Techmo:o- B-brother..What a suprise to see you here...
Demonologist:I came here to look into this after I was told by our eldest. What on earth are you doing trying to raise the old overlord into a fighting circuit monster?
Techmo:I'm not raising him for personal gain! Honestly! I just want him to get his confidence back.
Demonologist:*shakes his head, then hugs Techmo across his shoulders with his right arm while whacking him on the head lightly with his cane* Oh you, always being so nice. When we have O so much to do~
Techmo:*gags* Y-Your crushing me...
Demonologist:Now little brother, you have an important job. We all need the finances you provide with your monster raising to fuel our little...Project. It may be an enjoyable job being around these fascinating creatures, but its a responsibility. You cant be screwing around like this. I could have risked getting seen when I came in and narrowly saved the crowd.
Techmo:What are you doing here anyway? Its unlike you to make random, suprise rescues!
Demonologist:My last home got found out by a few people too many, and I had to move. Looks like I strolled along in the nick of time.
Techmo:Uhhh..
Demonologist:Hmm? *turns around to see Honji and SS*
Honji:*paralyzed with fear at the sight of the devil brothers*.....
Techmo:......
Demonologist:Huh, its the Dark Overlord that helped crash my laboratory.
Techmo:It is?
Demonologist:looks like he has a little friend...*steps towards Honji*
Honji:!!!!!!*draws her weapon defensively*
Demonologist:Just our luck. It appears we are being haunted by Shadow here, and hes attracting even more people...Put the weapon away girl, if you stab me with that I assure you I'll give you a stab back you'll never forget. *draws his cane raiper*
Honji:*nervously puts up her weapon*
Demonologist:Well, I guess staying here is out of the question now. I'm going to set up shop somewere else. *points at Techmo* Be more careful. *vanishes in a red fog*
Techmo:Ehheheh...*blinks and looks down*...*sighs*
Honji:...Umm...Who are y-
Techmo:Feel free to let him rest here. *vanishes*
Honji:...*puts down SS*..Theres some freaky mojo in the air around here.....
Spectre:.....
SS:........
Honji:Well, I got two comatose overlords here. Lovely.*walks out*
Spectre:.....
SS:.........
Later that night.
A white portal suddenly opens in the barn.
??:Ah! I finally got it functioning! Lovely...*looks around* I daresay, it appears I've found....Eugh, whats left of the two overlords. They look deceased, Lady Etna.
Lady Etna:*walks out of the portal*She's Etna wearing a black dress, her hair is kept in a neat single ponytail* Ah, oh dear. Well they seem to be still alive. Lets take them with us, Sir Maderas.
Sir Maderas: But of course, we intended to take them anyway. We should be able to get them fully recuperated in mere minutes.
Sir Maderas summons two glowing orbs, they absorb the two overlords and fly into his pocket.
The two go back through the portal.
In the Gentleman Dimension.
Sir Maderas:*opens his jacket, letting the two glowing orbs exit and release the two, who are fully healed*
SS:....*opens his eyes*Huh...What...*looks around*...Hey!
Spectre:Uuugh, I hurt dood.*gets up and looks around*Hey! Its the Gentleman dimension!
Sir Maderas:Indeed, weve been trying to contact you all for quite a large quantity of time now.
Spectre:Really, dood?
Sir Maderas:Yes.
SS:....Why?
Sir Maderas:Well, we mainly wanted to check up on how you were all doing. Its been quite a while since weve indulged in mutual conversation with one another.
Spectre:Oh...
SS:..Any particular reason ya aint flirting with Spectre, Lady Etna?
Lady Etna:Oh, of course not. I'm a married woman, now.
Spectre:married? To who?
??:She is my lovely bride, sir.
Spectre/SS:?!?
An alternate Spectre is standing in front of them. He is rather chubby and doesnt have as much muscle mass as the neutral Spectre. He wears a purple tuxedo with a top hat along with a monocle and matching cane with a white jewel at the head.
GentleSpectre:It appears that your dimension hopper is now quite functional, Sir Maderas sir.
Sir Maderas:Indeed it is, though we are still testing it.
GentleSpectre:Ah, well we shouldnt rush in the development of this most delicate device, sir.
SS:Were did you come from?
Lady Etna:This handsome little rogue appeared after a flash of glorious, holy light. I immediately fell in love with him and we married the day he showed up. I feel as if he is my missing half...
GentleSpectre:Indeed, sir.
Spectre:Mustve been when the dimensions got revived after my rampage dood.
Sir maderas:..Pardon?
Spectre:(Oh! They must have not remembered it. Whew..) Errm, nothing dood. I'm just happy to see your all doing good!
Sir Maderas: And the clear presence of your exemplary heath is a comforting sight as well. How have you all been doing, my old friends?
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Post by Shadow Scryer on May 12, 2011 6:48:42 GMT -6
SS: Well, let's just say that things, er...
Spectre: Things have been interesting dood. We just beat the living crap out of each other.
SS: Hey. We'd be fine if ya didn't use that kamikaze attack.
Sir Maderas: I see.
SpentleGectre:
Spectre: ? Wait, why is your name-
SpentleGectre: It depends on the writer.
Specter: Ah.
Sir Maderas: *Clears throat* Anyway, there appears to be a small, female ninja hiding surprisingly well for doing so outside the shadows. *Pulls out a flintlock pistol and fires at the roof*
There is a yelp and Honji Tsu falls to the floor, visibly shaken
Honji: O-overlords! *Quickly stands up and bows apologetically*
SpentleGectre: Oh? What are you doing here Lady Tsu?
A version of Honji wearing a grey dress with a ninja face cloth steps out of the shadows
Lady Tsu: That is not me.
SpentleGectre: Ah I see! She followed you from your universe correct?
SS: *Trying to physically force Honji to stand up straight* Seems so.
The dimension skipper begins beeping
Spectre: That's not good.
Lady Tsu: Did you not go to the Shadow dimension beforehand? It is dangerous to use that device twice in a row.
Spectre, Honji and Shadow are teleported to a different reality, along with the dimension hopper.
SS: *groans* What the crap is this hell?
Specter: My guess? That thing went haywire, threw us into a different dimension and we're going to have to wait for it to throw us back... dood.
Honji: *Sits up, groaning*
Spectre and Shadow help her to her feet
Spectre: First time dimension hopping?
Honji: *Nods*
Spectre: You'll get used to it dood.
Honji: Where are we?
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Post by Spectre on May 13, 2011 0:48:43 GMT -6
Spectre:Hmmm...Now what dimension are we in?
Honji:It doesnt look too much different from the neutral dimension.
Spectre:Dont be so sure doodet. While the demographics and geometry can be affected by the lifestyles of the inhabitants.
Honji:*looks around* Hey look, a KFC!
Spectre:And a burger king!
SS:And a Jack-in-the-Box.
Spectre:Theres a McDonalds dood!
*silence*
SS:...Oh shit. Ohhhh hell....
Honji:Whats wrong, Overlord Shadow?
SS:Were in...
??:*huff**puff*Ya aint gonna win this time, mate.*squirms towards a smaller, but equally intimidating in size sillouette*
??:Gonna...*huff*Show you...*huff* Some Prinny power dood!!
SS:NO.NO.NO.NO.NO!!!!GET US OUT OF HERE!! GET US OUTTA HERE RIGHT. FUCKING.NOW!!!!*begins mashing the button on the teleporter madly*
Morbidly Obese Spectre:(Basically Spectre, only huge, flabby, and round) *pant*D-dood...*waddles his prinny legs hopelessly, going forward ever so slightly* Why are you..*pant*..Cussing before we even started fighting?
Mordbidly Obese Scryer:(see above.)*panting*Wh...What the..F*pant* uck are you talking..*puff*about?
Honji:*staring at MO Scryer in utter horror* OVERLORD SHADOWWW!!!*cries* WHYYYYY!!!*draws her weapon and prepares to commit seppuku* WHY DID YOU LET YOURSELF BECOME SO HORRIBLY FAAAATT!!! *cries*
MOSS: Hey! This aint fat, disgustingly thin Honji. This here's pure beefcake!*flexes the writhing lump of jelly that is his bicep, which rolls off the bone and dangles under his arm*
Spectre:Poft, you want to see some reall beefcake? Dig these pecs!
MO Spectre attempts to flex his pecs, but his breast fat stretches and dangles off his chest to the point were they hit the ground.
SS:*vomits*
Morbidly Obese Honji:*glomps neutral SS from behind*OVERLOOORD SHADOOOOOOW!! WHY!! WHAT HAPPENED?! WHY ARE YOU SO DISGUSTINGLY SKINNY!! *tries to reach for her weapon with no avail, unable to commit seppukku* NOOOO!! I DONT WANNA LIVEE!!!
SS:*barely holding MO Honji over his head*AAAAGH!!*knees trembling*HELP!!
Spectre helps toss off MO Honji, they fling her into the air and she hits the ground, her fat rippling like shes a water bag. She begins to roll into MO SS and Spectre, who are squeezed against eachother in a futile attempt to spar.
MO Spectre:*slapping at SS* Agh..*wheeze* Dood, if Only I could reach my pouch...
MO SS:*slapping back*If I could reach my..*huff* Sword...Youd be...*wheeze* beaten already!
MO Honji rolls into the two, the impact causes them to roll away in two directions.
MO SS:*rolling, making a sound effect similiar to a bowling ball being rolled* AAAAGH!! HELP MATE!!!
MO Spectre:*same* I WOULD DOOD BUT FIRST I GOTTA GET BACK ON MY PEGS!!
MO SS:YA LEGS GOt SUCKED UP IN YA FAT YA LARDASS!
MO SPectre:YOUR ONE TO TALK, YOUR SWORD HAS BEEN LOST IN YOUR BACK FAT ROLL FOR YEARS FATSO!
MO SS: IT AINT LOST, I JUST MISPLACED IT! *yells dramatically as he rolls towards a McDonalds truck parked outside the restauraunt*MISPLAAAAAAAAAAAACED IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT...
Truck driver:Careful with that cheese! We had to import it all the way from australia!
Supply carrier:I know the drill! Nice 'n steady! *opens the back of the truck*
MO SS: *rolling closer*
Truck Driver/Carrier:*widens eyes in horror* NO!! NO!! NO!! NOOOOO!!
*STEEEEEEE-RIKE!*
The truck blows up pouring damaged crates everywere...
And lots of friggin' cane toads hop out of the boxes in hordes.
Obese cane Toad:*managing to hop, although very mildly and slowly* FREEDOM!!!
Driver:The cheese is hopping away!!!
Carrier:Ronald's gonna be pissed once the secret gets out!
Driver:I dont think anybody cares anymore, especially after learning about the stem cells in the burg-
Carrier:SHUT UP AND CATCH THE DAMNED TOADS!!!
the two lardasses roll 'n waddle after the toads
SS/Spectre/Honji:*twitching in horror*
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Post by Shadow Scryer on May 13, 2011 7:06:30 GMT -6
(Actually, My character can't really be considered the neutral version. The neutral Scryer's long dead. Died fighting Baal)
SS: *Shakes head* Called it.
Honji: O-overlord Spectre, what's wrong with this place?!
Spectre: (Incredibly deep, horrified voice) WE DO NOT SPEAK OF IT!
Honji: The fight club dimention? If that's the case... this could happen in our dimension. Then... *Holds the sickle of her weapon at her throat* I DON"T WANT TO GET THAT FAT! Or fat at all come to think of it.
SS: *Knocks her weapon away* It's the morbidly obese dimension you fool. Everything's disgustingly lard-arseish here.
MO Honji: *Has somehow managed to get back to her feet and is waddling towards SS* Supreme overlord Shadow, I still admire you even if you're that skinny!
SS: *Stretches both arms out, palms facing up and raises one foot leg behind him* *Waits for MOH to get in range and delivers the great-great-grand-godmother of all kicks to MO Honjis gut.*
MO Honji: *Flying surprisingly low for a strike of that power* WHHHHYYYY?! *Hits the ground and begins bouncing like a ball* *Lands on a cane toad, squashing it flat and killing it.* *Continues bouncing out of sight*
Honji: *Watching with a mix of amusement and horror* Wow. What a fatass.
SS: Sorry. Didn't want someone from this dimension following us.
All are warped to a different reality
Honji: Now where are we?!
Spectre: *Looks around* The Star Wars dimension it seems dood.
(If ya wouldn't mind Spectre, don't mention my characters alternate version in this reality. I have an idea for him.)
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Post by Spectre on May 14, 2011 0:31:58 GMT -6
(Lemme guess, Darth Scryer? ) Spectre:hmmm..I wonder were my alternate self is, dood? *begins looking around* The star wars universe eh..I only saw the first three movies dood, the other ones never interested me...OOH! A Bantha! There is a Bantha, and a few Tusken raiders camping next to it. Spectre dances over to a Bantha and hops on its back. Spectre:Lets go find my alternate dood! HYA!!*spurs the bantha with his pegs* Bantha:*grunts, then proceeds to walk off in a random direction* Tusken Raiders:*utterly flip out and proceed to chase Spectre*
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Post by Shadow Scryer on May 14, 2011 4:30:44 GMT -6
(Nooot quite.) A small, robed figure takes two short lightsabers from its pouch and decimates the tuskins Honji: I think that's him. The figure lowers its hood, revealing itself to be (SURPRISE!) Spectre with dark purple eyes. Jedi Spectre: Do not antagonize the bantha. I have been watching this particular group of tuskins for weeks and the only thing that seems to get them agitated is attacking their bantha... dood. Spectre: I-I see dood. ??: *wearing a black robe and face mask* *Has been spying on the group, unnoticed* *Teleports to a cave, where a winged figure in a similar robe with red lines running down it is kneeling in meditation* ??: *Opens eyes and stands up* (Very softly) Darth Honji. You bring news of my rival? DH: *kneels* Yes my lord. ??: *Laughs softly* Honji, you know there is no need to kneel. Rise and tell me. DH: *Gets to her feet* He is on Tatooine. ??: *Raises eyebrows* Surprising. I would think he was on Korriban by now. Or Coruscant. I hope that next time, we can convince some force users that it is best... DH: That both sides of the force are used? ??: Exactly. DH: There's more, he was with three others. They seem to be alternate versions of him... and us. Scryer: ! *Regains compositor* There's a surprise. No doubt they understand the necessity of balance between light and darkness. No matter. Send him a message that- *Takes out a lightsaber that looks like two double-sabers in an x* - it has already been a month since out last contest. I will meet him at the so-called "sith" academy. We kill the masters, expressing our power as most magnificently as possible, and whoever can turn as many students to their ideas wins. If they so wish, our counterparts may join us. If they do, we are only helped by our individual ones. DH: Yes my lor- Scryer: I, Sith Scryer, hereby give you permission to join our compitition. You are nearly ready to be considered a sith lord, I think it's time we started treating you like one. DH: (Stunned) T-Thank you my lord! Sith Scryer: And one more thing. Is Spectre's wife's alternate among them? DH: No my lord. Sith Scryer: Hmm. A pity. I would have enjoyed competing against three parties. She uses a long-handled lightsaber correct? DH: Yes my lord. Sith Scryer: You may stop calling me that. *Picks up and hands her a pair of lightsaber tonfa* DH: *Turns them on, revealing they're pink (One's lower centre, the other is top right)* Thank you. *Teleports* Jedi Spectre: *Turns on lightsabers and holds them at Darth Honjis neck* DH: *Swallows nervously and removes her hood, revealing honjis face, black ponytail and face cloth* Jedi Spectre: You're Siths favourite student right? DH: Y-Yes sir! He says it's already been a month since your last competition and would like it held at the sith academy! He also gave me permission to join and suggested we team up with our, er, *Looks at Spectre, SS and Honji* alternate selves. That is what you are right? Spectre: Yes. Jedi Specter: He obviously has a lot of confidence in you. *Looks at the three* Do you want to join? We kill the Sith masters in a way to impress the students then try to make as many as possible our apprentices. We believe that the Jedi and Sith are idiots, exclusively using defence or offence... dood. SS: I'm in. Honji: Sure. Specter: ... *Shrugs* Alright. Jedi Specter: Then to Korriban! *Teleports them all there, to three different areas. Jedi Spectre with Spectre, Darth Honji with Honji and Sith Scryer with SS*
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Post by Spectre on May 17, 2011 0:09:34 GMT -6
Spectre:So..Jedi me, dood..What should we do? I dont know how stuff works in Star wars. Jedi Spectre:Neither do I, neutral me. I only saw the first three movies...Dood. And some of that one with that annoying frog-fish guy. Spectre:Hey, so did I! jedi Spectre:Yes, for some reason I just got out of the whole thing when there was too much for me to comprehened but too little desire or patience to learn....Dood. Like Lord of the Rings. Spectre:But dood,if you hardly know anything about the Star Wars universe, how did you become a Jedi? Jedi Spectre:The force is strong with me. That much I did learn after watching the first three movies...And the species of my loyal partner.....Dood. A huge roar comes from the background. Jedi Spectre:Wancor, my beloved apprentice.....Dood. Wancor( You'll never guess.): Of course, Master. I hear you are going into competition with Sith Scryer and his alternate. I thought I would come and lend my support. Jedi Spectre:I appreciate your offer, kind Wancor. But this is something my alternate and I must do alone....Dood. Wancor:Of course. I'll protect the perimeter and make sure nobody tries to foil your competition...*pulls out a thick, metal handle which grows a cross-hilt, then ignites into a large, white, two-handed claymorelike lightsaber with a very thick blade, nearly stretching to the tips of the hilt* Spectre:*eyes widen* Dood...Thats a big Lightsaber... Wancor:Master Spectre was the only Jedi to ever accept a Rancor as an apprentice. With the proper teaching, we can become disciplined, deadly warriors. Actually, he specializes in unorthodox students. Hes made jedis out of Tusken Raiders, Wookies, Ewoks, and, in one case, a Sarlaac.Spectre:....Your lying, completely and utterly lying. Wancor:Sadly, not. COME ON OUT JEDI MASTER JACLAAK! "Woooooaaaaaah!" musicA gigantic, massive tower of a beast rises from the planet, chunks of earth fall from its back as if it were mere cotton balls. He stands erect, and lets out a gigantic shreik that peirces the universe, his tentacles flail in the air, and a tiny, onyx colored average-sized lightsaber is ignited on one of his tentacles. Jaclaak:*roars, waving around his tiny lightsaber* Wancor:In its belly, you will find a new definition of pleasure and perversion as you are harshly coddled and violated over a....Thousand years. Spectre:*twitches, about to go into erotophobic shock*..Thats the Ghost/Jack the Stripper of this universe, isnt it? Jedi Spectre: Pretty much...Dood. Jaclaak:Uhhh...*opens his mouth, allowing his beak-like tongue to emerge and do the talking* Wassup? Jedi Spectre:Hello, Jedi Master Jaclaak....Dood. Jaclaak:Hey, Master Spectre. Its been a while. Spectre:How did you manage to make a Jedi out of a Sarlaac dood?! Jedi Spectre:Persistance, lots and lots of persistance. And escaping being digested. I managed to teach him a way to vent out his hellish hunger and slate his voracious instincts, unfortunately it made him a hardcore erotophillic in exchange. Atleast he lets the women go after hes done with them......Dood. Jaclaak:Now I only digest people who totally have it coming. Like Jar-Jar Binks! Voice::*echoes through Jaclaak's body*: EEEEEEH!!! HELPS JAR JAR BINKS!!! HE IS BURNING MEES MIND!!! Spectre:...No big loss! Jaclaak:I almost ate Bobba Fett, once... Jedi Spectre:You wont stop bragging about that, dearest Jaclaak. Now help Wancor watch over the premesis while we go and attend our contest....Dood. Jaclaak:Yes, Master Spectre!*dives into the sand as if it were water, following the two Spectres along with Wancor* Jedi Spectre:Now let us meet with our friends at the academy......Dood. The party of Jedi(And one knive-savvy overlord prinny) head towards the sith academy.
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Post by Shadow Scryer on May 17, 2011 8:37:19 GMT -6
SS: So where're we attacking exactly?
Sith: (Softly, as usual) We will attack from inside. Once the others storm the main entrances, we will teleport in to wreak havoc from the inside, starting the contest. Tell me, how do you fight?
SS: I'm a berserker. I get high off mass carnage.
Sith: I was hot headed before I became a sith lord. *Looks at the blade on his back* That sword?
SS: Ranged weapon. I throw it by the chain and manipulate it at will. Your lightsaber?
Sith: *Holds it up*
SS: Wow. That's... that's pretty damn exotic.
Sith: *Does something and the hilt splits into two double-sabers, then he connects them again*
Darth Honji: *Experimenting with her weapons*
Honji: How do we know when to attack?
DH: We'll know.
Honji: Oh. ... (Desperately trying to strike a conversation) So what do you think of your universes Scryer?
DH: *Nearly guts herself, but manages to deactivate the lightsaber in time* E-excuse me?! Alright, I admire him. I was his first pupal after seeing him take down a sarlacc outside the sith academy, but I... *Squeals* He's so cool! He's always calm, but he's stronger with neutral and dark powers than emperor Palpetine and Darth Vader!
Honji: Q-quiet already! He does sound amazing, but I still admire Shadow more. He's the most physically powerful person I've ever seen, save Spectre, and he knows shadow control! Then again, he does act slightly unhinged when he's fighting, but that just adds to it!
Both: *Sigh*
Jedi Spectre: (Has his eyes closed) ... *Opens them* We enter now. The others will follow... dood.
Specter: Got it.
The two approach the main entrance of the academy (Which is different from the sith academy in KOTOR)
Stormtrooper sentry: ! Sound the alarm! Jedi master Spectre's here and it looks like he's been cloned!
Jedi Spectre: *Throws one of his lightsabers, hitting the unfortunate mook in the head, leaps onto him, rips it out and leaps off, fighting like Yoda*
Specter: *Fights, using prinny bombs, prinny barrages and raw power when necessary*
Honji: *Snaps to attention at the sound of an alarm* *Takes out her kusari-gama* Now?
DH: *Activates her tonfa-lightsabers* Now.
Both Honji run to the back entrance
Honji: *Spinning the sickle* *Throws it*
Stormtrooper: *Facing the wrong way* *Notices a sickle on a chain fly past him, then get jerked back to press against his throat* Ur- *The blade is pulled again, cutting clean through his neck, but for some reason, his head stays on his neck while blood is pouring down his body* *Head falls from his neck*
Stormtrooper2: What the- *A weight attached to a chain smashes into his helmet, cracking it an breaking his neck*
Darth Honji: *Uses force jump to propel herself forward slicing two stormtroopers in half while still holding her blades the way tonfa are meant to be held, then stabbing behind her, executing a third*
Sith: Now is the time. *Teleports both himself and Shadow in, activating only one blade on his quadruple lightsaber* *Begins to cut down multiple stormtroopers* If I remember correctly, there should be six "sith" masters here. One for each of us. *Telepathically picks up eight stormtroopers and slams them together with enough force to meld them into one huge, fleshy and metallic ball, which he then cuts to ribbons*
SS: *Fights normally, claws tearing through flesh and armour alike* *Picks up a corpse and throws it at a small squad, knocking them over. Creates arms from their own shadows which break their necks, spines, skulls, etc. one shadow arm even uses its designated victim as a weapon to smash his allies with* Yo Sith! If the students'r dumb enough ta fight back, do we kill 'em? They'd be more fun ta fight than these gunning morons.
Sith: Only if they're stupid enough to attack us. After we kill their masters. We must also make sure that they join us of their own free will. A man convinced against his will... *Activates all blades (Two red, two black) and thoroughly shreds several stormtroopers with impossible skill*
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Post by Spectre on May 18, 2011 0:26:35 GMT -6
Jedi Spectre:*slides underneath one star trooper on his pegs, holding up a light saber that slices through his groin and his lower abdoment, causing his guts, among other, more orbular things, to fall out*(
Storm Trooper:*screams*
Jedi Spectre:*does a backflip at the end of his slide, decapitating the storm trooper by backfliping through the air and slicing horizontally, landing on his feet*
Spectre:That sure is a fancy way of fighting dood...
Jedi Spectre:I enjoy a bit of aerobics whilst fighting....Dood.
Spectre:I always thought the faster you kill them the better dood.
Jedi Spectre:I think of battling as an art....Dood. I enjoy relaxing through combat. It is like the tortoise and the hare, slow and steady wins the race....Dood.
Spectre:......
Jedi Spectre:I too, use to get stressed in grave situations. However, upon learning the arts of the Jedi, I learned how to maintain myself so that I may savor every ounce of combat rather than rush and be frightened. It is as if I am performing relaxing yoga....Yoga that kills people.....Dood.
Spectre:.....I see, dood. I will have to take that into consideration.
Spectre begins to slow down and follow jedi Spectre's examples.
Jedi Spectre:*combines the hilts of his two lightsabers, does a one-hand stand on the hilt, which begins spinning just as about four storm troopers come in*
Jedi Spectre spins upwards like an upside down helicoptor through the four storm troopers surrounding him.
Jedi Spectre:*detaches the two lightsabers from eachother and front flips onto the ground*.....
Storm troopers:.............*blood begins running from all over their armor*
Jedi Spectre:.........*deactivates his lightsabers, which is followed by a deafening amount of slicing sounds* Dood.
The four storm troopers fall into thousands of prime-cut-like peices. The storm troopers surrounding them suffer a similiar fate, though they fall into a few less peices. This effect seems to domino from the center to the storm troopers around them, decimating a gigantic fraction of the attacking forces. The chain finally ends with a huge circle of storm troopers being sliced in half vertically. Nearly a quarter of the attacking force is wiped out.
Spectre:*jaw drops*
Jedi Spectre:One must realize that one should never take combat seriously. It is but a game, a game that can sometimes hurt....Dood.
Spectre:......How did you do that?!
Jedi Spectre:Applying the force to manipulate my lightsaber...As I did my deadly ascension move, I applied the force to increase the range of my lightsaber blade as I ascended, slicing through this portion of the storm trooper army. The attack is night unnoticable because as the lightsaber stretches, its blade gets as thin as a pinhead, yet increases in slicing power... Though I have one of the tiniest profiles among Jedi, I have been considered by many notable warriors to be one of, if not the, grand master of the Jedi trade.....Dood.
Spectre:.....I dont think any of the students saw to do that move.
Jedi Spectre:It is fine. It is the way I prefer, though do not tell my colleagues. I have no desire for fame. It leads to nothing but stress....Dood. And stress causes anxiety, and anxiety causes fear, and fear caused hatred, and hatred leads to....*shines a flashlight under his face and speaks in a deep, warped, terrifying voice* The Darkside! *warped, echoing, distorted laughter*.....Dood.*shuts off the flashlight*
Spectre:Uhhh..Ok.*continues fighting*
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Post by Spectre on May 24, 2011 2:54:53 GMT -6
Spectre:*chopping up hordes of storm troopers with his prinny knives* This is kinda recreational dood.
Jedi Spectre:*skillfully dispatching stormtroopers one at a time*Indeed. It helps to calm one's nerves, to take out one's anxieites and irritations on some faceless mooks...Dood.
Spectre:Hey dood, can you shoot force lightning?
Jedi Spectre:Hohoho, no..dood. That is a sith thing.
Spectre:How come?
Jedi Spectre:I'm not sure, but I never saw a jedi use it. *slashes off the legs of a charging storm trooper, holding out his saber backhanded, and causing the tripping storm trooper to slice his upper body in half vertically*
Spectre:*parrying some bullets and countering with storms of knives* Oh well, dood.
Jedi Spectre:These..Mooks. They are very persistant....Dood. Not very efficient. And generic to an extreme.
Spectre:Dood, why do people make minions like this? Isnt it a pain to fund them all especially when they're just going to get effortlessly butchered.
Jedi Spectre:Villians are typically severely lacking in intelligence....Dood. *casually tosses his Lightsaber backwards, it slices through innumerable stormtroopers, slicing them in half vertically, it spins on seemingly forever, then comes back at the other side of the screen like a boomerange, and skillfully caught by Jedi Spectre*
Spectre:Your really dangerous with that lightsaber dood. Your not even using your second one!
Jedi Spectre:When your only hobby is screwing around with lightsabers, you eventually learn how to weild one so well a incoming army of stormtroopers is like a simple fly buzzing into your kitchen waiting to be swatted....Dood. I can make a single dagger style lightsaber a weapon of mass destruction.
Spectre:Do you ever get bored dood?
Jedi Spectre:....Bored as hell.....Dood.*tosses his lightsaber, which spins around him horizontally, butchering any incoming storm troopers like a blender, then skillyfully catching it as it spins in front of him* The only one who puts up a challenge is my old comrade, Sith Scryer. Even then, we dont battle much.
Spectre:Ever consider using knives?
Jedi Spectre:I used them if the enemy proves to have a resistance to laser weapons...Dood.
Spectre:.........Ever consider getting a new hobby?
Jedi Spectre:Hmmm...No.Theres not much to do in the star wars universe for me.I just train feral beasts to be Jedi in my spare time....Dood.
Spectre:Sounds...Interesting.
jedi Spectre:You are a terrible liar....Dood. But I appreciate your politeness.
Spectre:Thanks dood.
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Post by Shadow Scryer on May 24, 2011 5:37:34 GMT -6
SS: *Cuts through three stormtroopers simultaneously* Sith: Something's not right. The "sith" masters should have arrived by no- ARGH! *Has a red lightsaber protruding from his chest* *Grunts as it's ripped out* *Turns to see his attacker, breathing heavily* Anakin: (Arrogantly) Hmm. You seem to be stronger than the jedi, not that that's saying much. Sith: (Through gritted teeth, voice still soft but incredibly dangerous) You... For your sake, I hope you're as good as they say you are. *Coughs and straightens up, activating all four blades on his weapon and begins spinning it* Anakin: *Backs away from the red and black blades of doom* *Stabs* Sith: *Blocks, deactivates three blades and strikes at his neck, is blocked, punches Anakin in the face, removes the hilts of his weapon, making two double blades, they continue fighting, Sith forcing Anakin on the defensive with impossibly fast blade switching* *Eventually doubles over and coughs* Anakin: That strike I gave you severed an artery. In a few minutes, you will die of internal blood loss. Sith: *Straightens up* You are ignorant. *Shines red and heals* Anakin: B-but you're a sith! How the hell can you know light magic?! Sith: See previous statement. *Deactivates his weapon and combines it again* *Picks him up with the force* Anakin: Urgh! Damn you! It's unforgivable to be more powerful than me! Sith: You annoy me. Go to hell. *Spreads his arms and Anakin is physically torn to shreds* That was disappointingly easy. SS: *Whistles, impressed.* I'd try ta match ya with armageddon, but I ain't sure who's in which direction and I ain't about ta kill my allies. *Screeches in pain as he's slashed across the back* *Turns around to see Darth Maul* DON'T YA SITH KNOW THE BASICS OF A ONE-ON-ONE FIGHT TA THE DEATH?! NEVER ATTACK FROM BEHIND BEFORE IT STARTS! Maul: *Attacks* SS: *Draws his overblade to block* Darth Mauls lightsaber cuts the blade from the hilt SS: (Horrified) You... I don't... Shit! *Dodges Mauls strikes and occasionally throws up shadow shields with limited effect* Maul: *Wordlessly kicks SS, who catches the foot and slashes him down the face* *Growls and presses the attack* SS: *Frantically searching for openings, any he find however, are non-existent to his comparatively flimsy natural weapons* Sith: Do you require assistance? SS: NO! It's just *Ducks and knees Maul in the gut* that I've never *leans backward to avoid a strike aimed at his throat* fought someone with a weapon that can cut my claws off! *Is distracted enough for Maul to accurately stab at Shadows face* Gah! *Grabs his enemies saber hilt and fights. He’s insanely strong, but Maul’s cheating and I can’t have Shadow walking away from every fight unscathed* *Screeches as his right eye is pierced by the blade* Maul: *Is picked up and thrown by one of the giant hands of shadow* SS: *Has his right eye lank and scarred* Thanks for nothing asswipe! *Effortlessly butchers a sith student charging at him, takes his weapon, parries Mauls next strike, quickly severs both ends of the weapon, leaving him defenceless, strikes him across the midsection, turns to he’s facing away from the zabrak and stabs behind him, nailing the “sith” through the heart. Like 1:17 except with a lightsaber, from the front, not against a wall and Shadow looks NOTHING like the guy. rears his enemies corpse limb from bloodied limb in retribution for the eye* *Places a hand over his lost eye* … Not too bad. *Removes it, continuing to fight with both laser blade and claw* Honji: *Screams in terror* SUPREME OVERLORD SHADOW!!! “sith” lord: Urgh! Shut up already! Honji: *Growls* The supreme overlord’s kind enough to fight fairly, but I’m not like him that way! *Disappears in smoke* Sith: Huh? *Has a sickle blade protruding from his neck* Honji: Although his fighting like that is one of the reasons I admire him. I need to have him teach me about that. *Rips the blade up through the siths head*
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Post by Spectre on May 30, 2011 0:33:32 GMT -6
Jedi Spectre:You know, alternate me...Perhaps you should learn the ways of a Jedi.....Dood.
Spectre:I think I'll pass dood. I'm more comfortable with solid weapons.
Jedi Spectre:If you insist.....Dood.*casually making prime cuts out of any storm trooper that gets close to him*
Spectre:Killing these mooks is getting boring dood.*takes out the dimension hopping device* Can you take me somewere else? *begins mashing buttons rapidly* Coome on...
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Post by Shadow Scryer on May 31, 2011 6:48:42 GMT -6
Jedi Spectre: *Kills the last stormtrooper*
Spectre: Oh. Uh, what happens now?
Jedi Spectre: Now the sith masters.
Sith Scryer: We have already killed three though.
Jedi Spectre: Unusual. Maybe we can- Hmm?
The dimension hopper is beeping madly
SS: *Now wearing an eyepatch over his dead eye* It's workin' then?
Sith Scryer: *Activates his four-bladed lightsaber* Apparently so. It's been fun alternate selves, I wish you luck in the future.
The three are transported to somewhere at night.
Spectre: Now where are... we?
Darth Honji has been dragged along
Spectre: . . . How?
Darth Honji: I don't know.
SS: Hey Spectre, didn't we somehow collect an "Etna entourage" last time?
Spectre: ... *Looks at Shadow and Honji, slowly alternating between the two*
SS: What?
Spectre: *Beak cracks into a grin. I'm not sure how.*
SS: Seriously, what?
Specter: (Obviously amused) Oh, nothing.
SS: Mate, I'll never understand ya. *Blinks and sees two figures fighting*
??: Stand still! *Squirts something from a flower*
??2: *Dodges. Lucky for him 'cause the liquid turns out to be acid.* *Laughs maniacally* Ya no fun anymore Joker!
The Joker: (Mock surprise) Really? Oh, that must be because you STOLE MY LIFES AMBITION!
Lightning flashes, illuminating the four. (Yes four, two are just watching the fight) The Joker, Harley Quinn, Honji Tsu (Dressed in a darker purple) and a Scryer dressed in black shorts with red markings on his back.
Scryer: Oh? Was that before or after I killed Batman? *Knees the Joker in the side*
Joker: *Grunts* It's BECAUSE you killed the bat! I'm the only one allowed to kill him!
Scryer: *Grabs a punch and grins darkly* Obviously not. *Headbutts him and throws him headfirst into a building* *Walks over to his unconscious form and raises a foot, intending to curbstomp him to oblivion*
??3: Psycho!
Psycho Scryer: Hmm? Ah. Spec. Nice to see ya. *Looks at Harley* Get 'im outta here.
Spec: *Is in something similar to Spectres overlord armour* I can't just let you kill the Joker, I have enough trouble keeping you from killing everyone you meet as it is!
Psycho: *Places a finger over his lips* Shhh... be vewwy quiet. I can see guests! Tell ya what, how 'bout we stop fightin' fer now an' greet 'em like ya would? No killin' I promise. Honji, come 'ere!
HT: Yes sir!
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Post by Spectre on Jun 2, 2011 1:42:37 GMT -6
Spectre:..*looks around* This place is dark and creepy dood!
Spec:*leaps over*What on earth?! Purple Penguin, is your name, by any chance, Spectre?!
Spectre:...Yes dood.
Spec:*gasps in horror* *picks up Spectre and crams him into the neck hole of his armor*
In the armor..
Two sets of prinny eyes are looking at eachother in the darkness of the armor.
Spec:You fool! Do you have any idea that you are exposing my secret Identity to my enemies?!
Spectre:Sorry dood...Were are we?
Spec:Were in some generic city infested with numerous super heroes and villians, each with a flamboyant secret Identity and equiped with a myriad of superhuman abilities or intelligence to imitate or make up for the lack of said abilities! *heroically*DOOD!
Spectre:..Is this the Marvel Universe?
SS:*pops in through the neck hole* Its DC!
Spectre:*clearly confused and agitated*Whats the damn difference dood?!
Spec:IDIOT! do you not know of the differences that define the vast and complicated universes of Marvel and DC?! DOOD!
Spectre:Who are you calling an idiot?! I'm just an innocent penguin looking for peace being tossed around through all these alternate dimensions I know absolutely nothing about! How do you expect me to keep up with all this stuff?!
SS:Calm down, mate. To sum it up, Marvel has X men, and DC has Superman, Batman, etc.
Spectre:Oh, I get it...
Spec:Do you not see that this dimension incorporates characters and elements from BOTH universes?! DOOD!
Spectre:No dood, I didnt have time to check. You pulled me into your armor first thing! And if it incorporates elements from both Marvel and DC, then is there really a point to arguing the differences between the two? Basically, its a bunch of guys and gals wearing tights fighting with either intellect, weaponry, or superhuman abilities.
Spec:*glances angrily and SS* IMBECILE! Do you not realize that your breaking the law by barging into private property and at the same time your getting close to my secret Identity!? DOOD!
SS:...Your annoying. *leaves the armor*
Spec:DOOD!
Spectre:You really are annoying..
Spec:I'm sorry, my good dood. I have to act in a way that greatly contrasts my secret Identity, in other words my actual personality, to prevent villians and potential villians from figuring out who I am. Not to mention my false obnoxious attitude can sometimes distract my foes to the point were they screw up. Some villians have commented that rotting in a cell would be a mercy compared to having a conversation with me.
Spectre:I can see why.
Spec:Thats a compliment...Since your an alternate me, you already know my name is Spectre..But my Super Hero counterpart is...
Spec leaps out of his armor and lands in a heroic, manly pose with his fists against his waists. He is basically Spectre, with a short, flowing purple cape, a studded, luchadore-style mask covering his entire head minus his beak, eyes, and eyebrows. He wears a tank-top style green shirt with a purple P on the front. in an inverted blue triangle with a red outline.
He also wears a purple G-string with "Dood" written vertically on it.
Pringer:PRINGER MAN! Avenger of the abused! Protector of the weak and or innocent! Destroyer of the unjust! And occasionally showing mercy to insane folks and retards. *points at the Joker* Like this pale-faced dood here! Though I do like to hand them a thorough ass-whooping!
Joker:Damn it! It's Pringer Man! Its bad enough to have Psycho Scryer foil my schemes! Now YOU had to come along!
Pringer:Foolish villian-dood, do you not know that crime does not pay?!* Points* Actually, It can really make life suck for you! DOOD! And the afterlife, too. I played Dante's Inferno, I know!
Joker:Would a poem written by a angry Italian guy really portray Hell and Heaven Accurately? Let alone a radically remade version of it in the form of a gornography video game?
Pringer:...YOU KNOW NOTHING!*points* Now prepare to face Justice in the form of a temporary imprisonment in a low-security mental facility!*points*EN GARDE, VILLIANOUS DOOD!*charges, flying through the air with his fists pointed outwards*
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