Post by Spectre on Mar 22, 2011 1:04:32 GMT -6
I've decided to sum up a couple things in a brief prologue, seeing as the start of this topic was a messy mix of spam and RPing. Formatting has been tricky, hopefully this wont be too confusing to anybody who reads this.
I'm trying to combine all the text together, however some of us typed in a more orthodox dialogue ("quotations" format), some of us typed in a first person script, and others a third person. Because of this, I've used a method to separate "me" and "quotation" format posts, hopefully to avoid confusion. Like this.
(user) posted---
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Also,
Tai=Tak
TGS=Spectre
Furpent/Penance=Renzo
Ok, here we go.
There are many odd fanbases out there, as we all know they are also composed of some fairly strange and somewhat psychotic individuals. This tale starts off revolving around Midna, a character from the Legend of Zelda series who had amassed a small but very devoted fanbase. Midna, who (Due to the desperate efforts of alot of fanboys, duct tape, bandages, magnifying glasses and neosporin painkiller) now resides in the human world, maintaining a relationship with Link. What this woman does not know is the enormous, crazy, sometimes gory, disturbing, and outright strange and epic tale thats going to be started due to a tiny handful of devout fans running into eachother at the right times in the right places.
Things started getting strange around Midna's household, she had attracted a few stalkers. A ghost who went by the name of Spectre, a twili general known as Tacos with his nazi Minun subordinate, and some guy named epic3(whom vanished mysteriously...). After numerous failed attempts at stalking her, they decided to try a new approach. They would use her love for animals to their advantage....
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Minun: Finally the operation is complete. Now to make sure she will adopt you.
*Drags Lord Tacos to Midna's doorway.*
Midna: Uh... Why is there a dog on my doorway?
Spectre:hrrrrrm...tacos has the right idea...*turns into a purple ferret with a pink nose and orange eyes and jumps from the tree and onto Midnas front porch*
Midna:aww...wook at the widdle fewwet! and a cute doggy to?this must be my lucky day!
Spectre:*lifts up his ear and whispers to tacos* good idea man!
*Ariel is sitting under a tree just enjoying the day while everyone else stalks Midna*
Me: All is well.
Ariel: Yep.
*suddenly Link shows up and sees the Midna Stalkers*
Link: YAHHHHHHHH! *starts attacking the Midna Stalkers*
Me: Uh oh. Better get outta here before all Hell breaks loose.
Ariel: Yeah.
*we both hop in my Arwing and fly off while Link continues to attack the Midna Stalkers*
Spectre:*looks at Link* hey you! do you realize you would be nothing without us controlling your movements with the wii mote and gamecube controller?
Link:......
Spectre:Yeah,thats right.so i suggest you haul your virtually worthless buttocks out of here before i go badgerbadgerbadger on you!
Link:....*sniff*....*walks away, to be confronted by an enraged Midna*
Tacos:*Whispers to Twilight Ghost Spectre.* I actually had my brain transplanted.
Spectre:Hehehe...Nice... aaah..look at Midna..breaking up with Link like youve never seen anyone break up with somebody before....music to my tiny little ears...*holds out popcorn* want some popcorn tacos?
Tacos:Sorry, popcorns choke me.
*Midna takes Spectre and Tacos inside*
Minun(In a secret location): Mission accomplished.
Midna: Awww..did that mean old Link hurt you? ill give you two some treats. *hands tacos a peice of bacon and spectre a raisin*
Spectre:oh boy! a raisin!.....*sniffs it**licks it*..*bites the raisin and eats it*
Tacos:Is that bacon from Ganon? Mmm...
Spectre:Perhaps...but i think i saw Ganondorf staring at that weird alien dude from afar...but maybe its from Ganons last defeat? i like bacon to.*licks lips* hopefully i can get Midna to pick out some of those Bandits brand bacon treats for ferrets next time she goes shopping...
Tacos:But now to her secret stash.
Spectre:ohohoho.....her secret stash?
*imagines hundreds of raisins*
we will have to wait until shes asleep though..or when she is watching soap operas.women glance at an episode of days of our lives and BAM they are in another reality.
*walks over to her TV and turns days of our livs on*
Midna:hm?*gets into the show**sits on couch and watches it*
Spectre:there we go...hrrrrm..we better tell epic3 about this.*writes a letter and puts it next to epic3*
the letter says,
Dear Epic3
we have gone undercover as adorable animals
and we are in custody of Midna.
she loves animals. so take on an animal form and join us!
we will be waiting.
your fellow stalker,Spectre
Epic3:*reads letter*
OMG!!!!!!!!!
*transforms into a kitten*
Midna here I come!
*goes to midna's front porch and waits*
Anytime now....
*plays the waiting game*
*somewhere near by*
Tai: Those guys are desperate.
Ariel: Yeah.
Minun: Hey guys!
*Joins TAK and Ariel.*
Tai: Well I'll be, a talking Minun.
Ariel: I didn't know Minun could talk.
Tai: Must be a special case, like the Meowth that's with Jessie and James.
Ariel: Probably.
Minun: Now TAK, let me tell you how I can talk.
Long time ago, I was a Pokemon contest champion. Other pokemons became jealous of me and they invited me to Arbiter's Ground. I then got pushed into the Twilight Realm and that how I met Lord Tacos. Since then I became loyal to him and blessed me so I can talk, be indestructable and immortal. End of story.
Back at the house,
Spectre:*slides under the cabinet door and comes out with a box full of prunes* hey dude i found a box full of giant raisins!*starts eating the prunes*....*stomach rumbles* uh oh.....
*horrible bowel movement noises*
Epic3:*still in kitten form and on the porch*
What was that weird grumbling noise? Ah...well back to the waiting game!
*starts the game again*
Midna:*watching TV* oh man what on earth is that smell?*hears meowing outside* hmm..whats that?*walks outside and sees epic3* aw a kitty cat! i suppose i can take in one more!
epic3:yay!
Midna:what?
epic3:err..meow!
Midna:*picks up epic3 and takes him in*
Epic3:*thinking* (hurray I'm in finally! hey wait wheres Spectre? whatever its time to cuddle with midna.)
*goes over and lays down in midna's lap*
(Ah.....this is the good life.)
Midna:*sniffs air*...what in the world is that smell?!*walks into kitchen*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
there is a massive heaping pile of ferret dung in the floor
Spectre:(i couldnt hold it...)
Midna:aww...err..its ok...but you got some on tacos.
Tacos:*covered in ferret manure*.......*bark*
Midna: i suppose ill have to give you all a bath.
Tacos:This getting lucky.
Midna: What?
"Er.. Woof!"
Epic3:*thinking*
(oh noes! I hate baths! curse you cat form!)
*hides under furniature*
Midna:huh where'd that kitten go? I was gonna give him a bath. Oh well.
later, in the bathroom
Midna has spectre and tacos in a bathtub filled with bubbles
Spectre:*rises from bubble mass with bubbles on head* (wow...its like..snow! only....not cold! and its light..)
*fleas jump out of the bathtub screaming in agony*
*animal talk*(we must have picked up a few of those buggers while we stalked Midna outside day and night.)
tacos:(you even forgot what pet shampoo was too?)
Spectre:(i havent had a bath in centuries.but its very enjoyable!)
Epic:*still hiding*
Hahaha! she'll never find me here! *goes into kitchen* and now it is time for a sandwich! *opens fridge* hmm... what should I use. * goes into deep thought and blanks out*
Midna:hey you!*sees epic3 trying to make a sandwich*
Epic3:MREEEOOWW!!!
Midna:*picks him up* now get your bath.*tosses epic3 at the bathtub*
Epic3:*grabs onto the ledge of the bathtub about to fall into the water* must..hold...on!!!
Midna:would you do it for an epic snack?
Epic:Meow!!
midna" Ok then. *goes and gets an epic snack* There you go kitty now get in the tub.
*jumps into the tub thinking* (ohh... this is soothing and bubbly!) *relaxes*
Meanwhile..
*where Ariel and myself are at*
Koopa-Troopa: *walks up* Uh, Tak.
Me: Yeah?
Koopa-Troopa: Just to let you know. Don't worry about seeing Lord Bowser.
Me: I know. He's always thinking about Peach and new ways to kidnap her.
Koopa-Troopa: Yeah. He doesn't care about, uh, what's her name?
Me: Ariel.
Koopa-Toopa: Ah. Well, just wanted to let you know that Lord Bowser won't cause you any trouble.
Me: Ok.
Koopa-Troopa: *walks off*
Me: That was, interesting.
*where Ariel and myself are at*
Me: Bored.
Ariel: Yeah.
Back at the house.
*Midna hears a knock on her door*
Midna: Hmm? *opens the door*
SS: *with katana* In the interest of your safety, I've been hired to be your personal bodyguard.
Midna: Aren't you a little young to be a bodyguard?
SS: It gets me money.
*Bulbin drops down and begins to strangle Midna*
SS: *Severs it's head* I'm here to protect you from assassins, Ganondorf, anyone who wishes you harm, and stalkers.
Tacos:*Secretly heard the conversation*
(Uh Oh. Someone's on the way. Need to warn the others and contact Minun to drag him away.)
Epic:*wakes up*
(unhhhh.... what is it now tacos?)
Tacos:(Midna has a new guardian. We need to think fast.)
*where Ariel and myself is*
Me: *saw Shadow Scyrer* Hmmm. Sounds like this guy's gonna be Midna's guardian.
Ariel: Yeah.
*where Ariel and myself are*
Me: Bored.
Ariel: Yeah.
*suddenly a group of bulbins ride up on boars*
Me: Fools. Watch this. *snaps fingers*
*all of the bulbins catch on fire*
Ariel: Wow.
Me: Heh, yeah.
SS: Midna, I hate to say this, but I think stalkers are taking residence here.
Midna: WHAT?!
SS: I occasionally feel something small with human intellect and... dishonest thoughts scurry through the shadows.
Spectre:(drats! this boy may cause us trouble! well,i guess we may have to...."rub him out" .)
Epic:(but how spectre? we are mere animals and he has swords! but then again he will cause us trouble so we must find some way to "rub him out" then.)
Tacos:(Damn, I'll have to give up stalking and be her honest pet.)
*Codec Sound.*
Minun: I see the guardian suspects you.
"Minun, You were once a friend of Wolf?"
Minun: Yeah.
"Minun, here them to be a distraction. We will think of something."
Spectre:(good, star wolf may be able to distract him. we will have to act like regular animals for now.)
SS:*looks at them* hrrrrrrm....
me:.....
SS:...weird color for a ferret.never seen a purple one before.*continues patrolling*Maybe it was dyed.
Wolf: *Kicks down the door*
SS: What was that for?
Wolf: none of your concern guardian. *Draws rifle*
SS: *Draws sword* Bankai. *Sword turns black and SS is now in black clothes*
Wolf: Wh... *SS is now behind and facing away from him, blood dripping from the blade* ... at? *there is an explosion of blood as Wolf's head falls from his neck*
SS: Pitiful. *walks to Midna* I sincerely apologies, I will clean up the mess. *teleports the body and blood of wolf outside by use of shadows*
Spectre:me:*looks at wolfs body* meep?
tacos:*whimper*
epic3:...mrow...
*where Ariel and myself are*
Tai: Whoa, that looks like something I'd do to someone.
Ariel: Yeah.
Spectre posted-
in the stalker lair(which is actually a small doggy play tent Midna got out for them)
Tacos:(soo....that didnt work out very well did it?)
Epic:(that was awful.his chopped off his head with one quick movement!)
me:(hrrrm...guys, this could be the end of our reign of cuddly stalkerness.i know a guy who may help us.)
Tacos:(who?)
me:(he is a man from a faraway land,he knows no fear,feels no pain,and they say he grinds the skulls of his prey into a pulpy dressing he puts on his salads.)
Epic:
me:(ive seen him work,i must say,he is the most brutal savage animal ive ever met. i actually FORCED sephiroth to wear a diaper and play with a rattle for THREE STRAIGHT WEEKS.)
Tacos:
me:(he was gonna make him do it for a month,but he reduced it to three weeks out of sheer pity.)
Epic:.....(uhhh...good thing we placed this tent over my litter box.)
Tacos:..(ew)
the three get out of the tent
that midnight
the three scurry out of the house and to an unknown location,the three of them are standing on top of one another wearing an overcoat to use as a human disguise
me:ok. tacos,go to the left.
Tacos:*trys to walk to the left* i cant see!
me: the phone booth is just a few feet away!
about 15 minutes later they make it into the phone booth
me:were in,stop.
Tacos:*stops*
me:*picks up the phone* ok.*coughs**dials the number*
??:who is it?*smoking a cigar*
me:its me...you know...the ghost.
??: oh yeah....you..what do you want?
me: we are in a bit of a fix. you can repay me the favor now.
??: what is it? you stalking that Midna woman again?
me:as well as two other comrades.
??:why cant you three handle it yourselves?
me: we are under disguise as cute fluffy pets.we would blow our cover if we tried anything.
??:....ill think about it.*puffs cigar*
the mysterious figure taps the edge of his cigar into an ashtray that is actually a human skull and hangs up
Tacos:what did he say?
me: he says he will think about it...
Epic:dang! i sure hope he does..
me:well we better get back to midnas house before we are missed.
the three go into an alley,drop their disguise,and run to Midnas house...secretly...
Tacos posted-
Minun: Now Wolf is dead so may be...
Bowser: Hey Minun.
Minun: Hey, wait! I heard Peach is coming here and there is someone tougher than Mario who's guarding the house. Want to cooperate on that?
Bowser: Hmm...
Ganondorf: Is Zelda coming also?
Minun: Yeah.
Ganondorf: I'll join also!
Minun: I also got Porky Minch, Wario, Duon and Galleom to help us.
*Codec sound*
Minun: Yes?
"Minun! As soon as I get out, can't you transplant my brain back to my original body?"
Minun: But there is a problem with that...
"What?"
Minun: I found out that it is irriversible for now.
"What!?"
Minun: So I'm afraid you will have to stick with it.
"Also, there will be another guy aiding us."
Minun: Yes Sir! But till I fix Wolf up. The Mechs are ready to launch.
*Transmission ends*
"Good news. Minun recruited some villains to help kick the guardian guy away."
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Spectre:(ok,but be cautious,this scryer fellow seems dangerous! the villains may work...the guy i asked isnt very reliable...he will only help if he feels like it.)
Tacos:(I hate people like that but if there the only ones that will help us we'll have to make do I guess. I'm sure the midget will think of something. Thats why is the general of my army.)
Spectre:( we can only hope. ive got a back up plan in case it doesnt work. this may be risky..letting all those bad men around midna...i got it! we will try to get her to take us shopping at petland while the villians do the clean up! after they realize nothing is here after defeating scryer,they will leave!)
Epic:(That sounds like a great plan spectre hopefully it will work.)
Tacos:(This case, eat all the pet food!)
Epic:(yeah! come on guys lets get started then!)
SS: About time *Appears from the shadows* I've been waiting for your plan to begin.
TGS, Epic and LT:
SS: Remember, I can sense your presence and your thoughts while your in the shadows. The only reason I won't kill you right here and now, is because you may provide me with a bit of fun.
TGS, Epic and LT:
SS: Don't worry, I'm not going to inform Midna of your true identities... for now that is. *Shadowports back to Midna's house*
Tacos:Ok... We're all dead. I'll have to make Minun rule the whole army now.
*Meanwhile*
Minun: Ok... I'm pretty not sure this will work but this is our last stand. The Princesses are waiting for you!
Porky: But I'm not interested in princesses.
Minun: But you still haven't payed the debt.
Porky:
Minun: For Sparta!!!
Bowser: I think Narnia works better.
Ganondorf: No, England.
Minun: Ok, I don't care but FOR LORD TACOS AND HIS ALLIES!!!
Spectre posted-
the pets have eaten every ounce of petfood in the cabinet
Tacos:urp....
me:..*grumble*...im gonna mess the floor...
epic:....never say the word food again...
Midna:aww whats wrong?are you guys hungry?
me:(these aint really growls of hunger...but buy us some more petfood plz.)
Midna: well ill be..im out of pet food...i guess we will have to go buy more. shadow,stay here and watch the house while im gone.
Shadow:sure midna...*glares evilly at the three pets/stalkers*
Tacos:*gulp*
the sounds of the army coming can be heard
me:*pretends to shreik in starving agony*
Midna:i gotta get going.
Midna drives the trio to the petstore just in the nick of time.
Tacos:(ugh i hope this works...think the villains can beat shadow?)
Epic3:(hopefully..arr..the things we do for love...)
me:(yep..)
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Epic:(urghh.... feel to fat from eating all the food but must get squeaky ducky.)
*Minun is now inside a tent far away from the house.*
Pig Mask scout: Now Midna left the house which is a symbol for...
Minun: Attack!!!
Armoured Koopas, Bandits, Pig Masks, Primids and many other armoured troopers started to march into the house.
Bowser: You sure this will work, but why do we go through this strategy?
Minun: Don't question me! Unless you want this photo leaked into the internet?
Bowser: Meep!
Midna:well we are here!
spectre:...
tacos:its...beautiful...
epic:that is a big petstore...
Midna:well lets go in.*puts leashes on the trio and takes them in*
Epic:(I feel so fat right now I don't want to move.)
*falls over*
midna" whats wrong kitty get up."
(ughhh...)
midna" suit yourself kitty."
*gets dragged*
Tacos:(I need a green cap to chew on but lets hope the invasion will suceed before we go home.)
Epic:*still getting dragged*(yeah hopefully it will go as planned. I mean what could go wrong tacos?)
Spectre:(yeah...what could go wrong?)
Midna:hey look! the pet clothing department!
Spectre:(oh no....oh no no no no no...)*trys to run off but leash snags him*
a few minutes later
Spectre:*standing on top of a cushion wearing a little green sweater*(......this is humiliating....and itchy.)
Tacos:(As you see, Shadow Scryer killed Wolf quickly so it will be unlikely that Minun will win. Lets just hope Midna will get me a tuxido.)
Epic:*wearing a top hat and tuxedo* (aww...come on its not that bad spectre. well atleast for me it isn't I look so stylish!)
Spectre:(well lucky you...i got a green sweater...with yellow stripes...i suppose it wouldnt be so bad if they washed it..it itches like a hundred fleas.)
Tacos:(But honestly guys, it is up to Minun and his Army of villains. We should also try to extend our visit in order to distract Midna.)
Spectre:(your right tacos.)
*walks up to Midna*..meep?
Midna:hmm? what is it?*picks up Spectre*
Spectre:*jumps down and rolls into the pet toy department*
Midna: you little stinker!*chases*
Epic:(I MUST GET MY RUBBER DUCK!*trys to waddle over to the toy department*
Tacos: (me three!)*chases*
Epic:*looks up three shelves high*
( rubber ducky there you are! But how am I going to get it?)
*looks around and sees a wood plank and a fish tank tresure chest*
(aha! I've got an idea!)
*uses the plank and tresure chest to launch myself onto the thrid shelve*
(rubber ducky I love you! wait you don't squeak.)
*knocks the duck on the floor*
(I hate you ducky!)
*buzzing noises*
Spectre: (wait...whats that noise?)
there is a small plush spider with a string attached
Spectre:....*stares*.....
Midna:whats that?*pulls string*
the spider vibrates
Spectre:...*twitch**begins weasel war dancing*...(wait..snap out of it...your on a mission...but...oh man i gotta get Midna to buy me this...)
Tacos:*While laughing he saw puppies and became sad. Since he feels like being a good guy, He frees them to cause more destraction.*
(Another good deed done.)
Epic:(hmmm... I wonder where they....)
*looks up and sees catnip*
(OMG! huzzah!)
*10 seconds later and a few hits of catnip too*
(ahhh... I feel so happy theres little fairies all around me oh and a giraffe!)
*attacks metal pole*
(you must die giraffe I need your juicy neck meats!)
*continues to attack pole*
clerk:ma'am im going to have to ask you and your pets to leave.
Midna:why?
clerk:your husky just released a bunch of puppies!
Midna:he was just trying to be nice!
Clerk: oh really?*about to press the security button*
Midna:im warning you...
Clerk:what?
Midna:im a princess...*points at clerk* i got authorotai....
clerk:oh authorotai you say..e.rmm...well ill just let you continue shopping eh?*backs off*
Midna: he just doesnt know a good dog when he sees one does he?*pets tacos*
Tacos:*wags tail*(I finally feel like a good dog. This might be a good life afterall.
SS: *Patrolling Midna's house*
Bowser: *randomly runs through a wall and begins attacking*
SS: WOAH! *creates a shadow shield which absorb Bowser's attacks, rolls around him, and embeds the blade in his skull* ?
*Floor begins to quake*
SS: That ain't good. *Runs outside to find the army* Sweet . *katana becomes a massive sword with several hooks on the blade*
Army: ? *continues running*
SS: *flips over Wario, beheading him, Jump kicks Ganondorf in the face before cleaving his head in two, lifts Minun and rakes the hooks across his face, jumps onto the shoulders and pulls the head off a Pyramid head, drags Zant by the helmet down to my hight and runs the blade through the mouth hole, rams the blade down the king Bulbin's throat, smashes Tingle against a rock numerous times, and rips out Fox's heart*
SS: IS THAT THE BEST YA CAN DO?!
Ganondorf: *staggers to his feet (head still halved) and becomes his "dark beast" form*
SS: (Psychotically) YES!!!!! SHOW ME WHAT YA GOT!!!! BANKAI!!! *becomes like I was before killing Wolf*
Ganon: *roars and charges*
SS: *Rolls to the side while striking out, severing one of his tusks*
Ganon:*knocks me against a wall*
SS: YES!!!
*Three hours of intense fighting later*
SS: *stays perfectly still*
Ganon: *Roars and charges*
SS: *is suddenly on Ganon's back with blood dripping from the blade and a victorious smile*
Ganon: *head falls off and he collapses*
SS: *exits Bankai mode* That was the best fight I've had in ages. *sheathes sword and walks to Midna's location*
*Minun somehow survived the battle*
Minun: This is no good. Lucky Lord Tacos blessed me and lets hope he will blame the Plusles.
Everyone else: Yeah.
SS: *Shadowports back to Minun, picks him up by the head, rakes the hooks of my blade (Shikai form) across his throat,drops him, and begins walking back to Midna's house*
Minun: *Coughs blood* Shit! *dies*
Tacos:"Minun? Minun! Minuuun!"
*Transmission ends.*
"Ok guys, I think Shadow Scryer bested Minun (Eventhough I blessed him with immunity). We are in deep **** now."
Epic:*comes off catnip high*
(oh ****! we've gotta get out of here then.)
Tacos:(Ugh we're doomed. I just want to be her honest pet now!)
*A black cat with glowing red eyes walks up the the stalkers*
Stalkers: ? ? ? ? ?
Cat: *grins* (Now I'm definitely not gonna hurt or inform Midna about you)
TGS: (Shadow scryer?!)
SS: (Yep. I can alter my appearance by use of shadows, and I just want to thank you for the best...) *stops abruptly*
Lord Tacos: (What's wrong?)
SS: (I sense Thieves in the shadows at Midna's house. Talk to me when you get back.) *Shadowports*
Stalkers: ........
SS: *Shadowports back* (By the way Epic, I got you a rubber duck... yes it squeaks) *shadowports*
Epic:(yay ruuber ducky your the one! you make bath time lots of fun!)
Tacos:(And what does he mean by thieves.)
SS: *Shadowports back holding a head* This guy was trying to steal Midna's TV. *Shadowports to her house*
Tak posted-
*suddenly a strong gust of wind is felt near Ariel and myself*
Me: What the?
*Vaati appears*
Vaati: Heh heh heh. Well, what have we here? A princess? Well, I think I'll be taking her now.
Me: Like hell you will!
Vaati: You, a puny green thing, will not defeat the great Wind Mage!
Me: *transforms into a human and draws a sword*
Vaati:
Me: Now either leave, or die.
Vaati: No matter you still lack teh Four Sword! Now die!
Me: *slashes Vaati before he can even react*
Vaati: What the?
Me: You die! *stabs Vaati*
Vaati: Curse you... *dies*
Me: *snaps fingers and teh corpse catches on fire and burns away* Pathectic fool. *transforms back into an Irken*
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Spectre posted-
me:(ok guys,remember.dont walk into any shadows..its time for plan B. we must excecute this carefully and preciscely.)
Tacos:(ok.so whats the plan?)
me:(alright. we will conspire to kill Midna.)
Epic/Tacos:(WHAT?!)
me:(its not what you think. we are already in the middle of ecxecuting it!)
Tacos:(say what?)
me:(just play along!)
SS:hey you! *draws sword* i heard that?
me:(RUN FOR IT!!)
the three critters run around the yard with SS on their tail
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SS: *Catches TGS, holds him up by the tail, and melts into the shadows* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?!
Epic: (He's dead)
Tacos: (Yep)
Spectre posted-
me:(you heard us clearly, Midnas going DOWN.)
SS:graaaah!!
me:*scratches SS up the eye and squirms out of his palm*
SS:AGH!*covers eye* GET BACK HERE!
me:*jumps out of shadow*
SS:hm?!
me:*waves tail around in the air* (SPLIT UP!)
the three split up around the yard
SS:*grabs spectre again*
me:*slips out of his grasp like a bar of soap**dashes across the yard*
SS:get over here!*chases*
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*hand becomes massive and picks up TGS*
SS: *through gritted teeth* I will not let Midna die, If you want to take me down, either fight me yourself, or send the bloke who you stalkers seem so scared of, but Leave... her... out of this!!!
Spectre:NEVA!*bites SS hand*
SS: OUUUCH!!*waves hand around and spectre falls out**hand pulsates and swells red*
Spectre: im a slippery little thing arent i?*dashes away again*
SS: *traps TGS within a barrier of shadow and heals his hand* You know when I was a cat? I was going to thank you for giving me the best fight I've had in over 400 years!!!
Spectre:ooooh really? well your welcome. *opens mouth*
SS:what are you doing?
spectre bites the barrier from the interior
SS:thats no use.
Spectre shatters the barrier with a powerful bite
Spectre:*weasel war dances* catch me if you can!
spectre runs very quickly to a faraway location
SS: *shadowports to TGS's location*
Spectre: Crap!
SS:I have nothing against you being Midna's pet, and I need an actual attempt on her life before I have permission to strike you down... as long as you don't stalk her, and I haven't seen any of you stalking, simply enjoying her company.
Spectre::...thats true.
SS: just keep it that way. *shadowports back to Midna's house*
Spectre:very well.*disappears into a puff of purple smoke and reappears at Midnas house* well men ive patched things up with scryer. he says he will leave us alone as long as we dont stalk or try to harm Midna..like we would ever do that..
Tacos:tell me exactly what you were planning.*stares at spectre*
epic:yeah.
Spectre:i would NEVER try to harm Midna. it was just a plan i had...but maybe scryer isnt so bad after all...just rest assured i wasnt going to hurt her.
Tacos:ok.
Spectre:and now i will go inside.and try to beg Midna into giving me a shredded wheat.*walks into the house*
*Bulbins pick up the stalkers*
Spectre: Crap!!!
*Bulbin's collapse, shortly followed by their heads*
SS: *Sheathes sword* And that was without even going into Shikai mode. *walks to Midna's house*
Spectre:*shakes body* thanks for that.*walks into house and looks up at Midna*
Midna: what is it?
Spectre:*jumps onto the counter and nudges a box of shredded wheat*
Midna:you want one?ok.*hands spectre a shredded wheat*
Spectre:(thank you.)*dashes under stove and eats it*
??: I'm gonna kill him. *grabs AK47 and begins walking towards Midna's house...*
Spectre posted-
outside
thje mysterious man is actually a man-sheep
??:*approaches house*
me:*walks out doggy door* (oh..hello...)
??: ok.were is he?
me:(im afraid we patched things up.)
??:alright,so your saying i flew to here all the way from new zealand and you patch things up!?
me:(well....you kinda ditched us....)
??:*points gun at spectre*(you realize how much that flight cost?!)
me: (woah now look,i understand that you are angry ramsey,but please,its done and over with. ill count this as your favor and we an all just forget about it!)
ramsey:pft...little rodent.
me:*glass shattering noise*(what...did...you..just..call me!?)
ramsey: rat.
me:....*turns red* (you pal,have just made a very baaaaaaaad move!)
ramsey: oh is that suppose to be a racist joke!?
me: (yeah! it is! you lousy walking coat!)
Ramsey: *aims gun* alright,that does it,your going DOWN! and maybe while im at it ill kill that (beep) Midna and your freinds to!
me:*eyes glow red*SQUUUEEEEEAAAAK!!*jumps at his face like a rocket and begins maiming him*
Ramsey:*staggering around trying to pull spectre off* GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!! IM BEING MAULED BY A SQUIRREL!!!
Midna hears the yelling and walks outside
me:*eating ramseys face and then pulls out one of his eyeballs*
MIdna: STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!
me:..(whoops..)*drops down from ramseys face*
Ramsey;grr....*gets in car and drives off*
Midna:what is going on here?!
me:.......mrrrp?
Midna:did you attack that man unprovoked?
me:*nods head no*
Midna:no?
Scryer:he did look kinda shady....
Midna:...oh alright...*picks up spectre* ill take you inside now...
Me:(whew...close one..)
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SS: *Gestures for Spectre to follow*
Spectre: *Follows*
SS: *walks outside and squats down to Spectre's level* Why did you attack him?
Spectre:eh...it was a hitman i requested to "rub you out" but he is rather unreliable. he either comes very late or not at all......sorry....but we thought you would be a threat to our pethood. which we are enjoying...he showed up...insulted Midna...and i almost ate his face in return.....so...apologies.
SS: A hitman? How good is he?
Spectre:they say he grinds he skulls of his victims into a pulpy dressing to put on his salads. and none of his targets have ever escaped from him.
but i think thats just blowing smoke..point is..he is really good...and he is also a man-sheep.
Minun: Did you call me sir? *Now on a wheel chair.*
Tacos:"Lucky I blessed you long time ago."
Minun: So do I have to clean all this mess?
"Yes."
Minun: Darn. Oh well, I'll leave the job for the Plusles.
Plusles *Tied up in chains*: WHAT!!!
Spectre posted---
me:*sleeping on a cushion*
Midna is talking on the phone
Midna:yes,i would like to schedule an appointment.
me:zzzz....
Midna: mm hm. my pets need a check up.and their injections.
me:?!
MIdna: alright.bye.*hangs up*
me:*looks at Midna*
Midna:i just set you three up an appointment with the vet tommorrow.i forgot you need your rabie shots.
me:......O.O
MIdna: dont give me that look,this is for your own good.
me:(the face...has failed...*gulp*)
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Tacos posted---
"Minun."
Minun: Yeah?
"I want you to do me a favour."
Minun: What the reward for that?
"I'll give you all my wealth because I am going to be Midna's pet now but make a clone out of those DNA samples."
*Hands Minun two DNA samples carefully labelled.*
"Try and make a person out of those genetics and note that he will inherit my empire."
Minun: While that I get the army?
"Exactly."
Minun: Sure then.
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SS: *I sits still for an hour, then open me eyes*
TGS: *Looks at me*
SS: *Looks back at him* I've located the hitman, he intends to ambush Midna along with four mercenaries and kill her tomorrow at 6 AM.
TGS: WHAT?!
SS: And it turns out that he does grinds the skulls of his victims to put on his salads.
TGS: O-O
SS: It should be interesting though, I've hardly ever fought a mortal who had a chance of winning.
Tacos posted---
*Meanwhile at the Pokémon Realm...*
Minun: bow down to I, King Gjuki Minun of West Pokéland!
Other Pokémons: Why?
King Gjuki Minun: Or I'll send you to Rayquaza.
A Pokémon: So is that why the other king gave you the land?
King Gjuki Minun: Yes.
A Pokémon: I'll start immigrating then.
*Back to Midna's house*
"Minun would be attacking the Pokémon Realm first."
Epic3: Why?
"He has a grudge with other Pokémons."
Epic3: What kind?
"He got betrayed by them before he met me."
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SS: *Overhears* That ain't gonna happen *Shadowports to Minun's location*
Minun: *Turns around* Hmm?
SS: Hey.
Minun: *Screams* NOT YOU!!!
SS: *Grins* Yes, its me. *Sword enters Shikai mode*
Minun: WAIT!!!
SS: No waiting, only fighting. *Punches Minun in the guts, lifts him up, smashes mis head against a rock, cuts him in half and rips out his skull*
*Minun suddenly comes back unharmed.*
SS: Aren't you suppose to be dead!?
King Gjuki Minun: Didn't I mention you that Lord Tacos blessed me to be immortal, invincible and able to talk with you?
SS: I'm starting to hate you. *puts down the skull and crushes it* Nothing is immortal, with the exception of those that are already dead.
Minun: Well I'm not dead and immortal. How about that?
SS: Don't force me to do what I really want to do right now.
Minun: You can't kill me.
SS: THATS IT!!!!! *Warps Minun to an abyss from which there is no escape*
Minun: CRAP!
SS's voice: *magnified* if your immortal, then you'll eventually go insane here with nothing to do! *maniacle echoing laughter continues 'till Minun finally loses his last shred of sanity and rips himself apart*
*Eventhough Minun starts to rips himself apart. He always comes back unharmed.*
Minun: Damn it. And I'll just hope this is finished.
*Meanwhile at an unknown science lab...*
*A tube starts to crack, and a twili came out of the tube. He looked like a Lord Tacos (Before his brain transplantation.) but his hair was red, not purple.*
Unknown:...
Spectre posted---
early that morning
Spectre is waiting outside Midnas house. it is 5:45 AM and he is awaiting Ramsey
me:grrrrr...its only a matter of time before he shows up again...with freinds...i must be prepared for battle...or for negotiating. pointless violence leads to nothing...
15 minutes later
me:*sniffs the air* i smell...mutton...
a black car drives up to the house and ramsey,along with his mercenarys step out
Ramsey:*has an eyepatch and half of his face covered in bandages* well well well...its you again..
me:look Ramsey,we dont want anything to do with you,just please leave us alone..
Ramsey:im afraid youve crossed the wrong guy spectre.
me:now look,if your angry at me,then fight me.just leave Midna out of this...she has nothing to do with you....
Ramsey:shut your mouth!
me:alright,look,im sorry for eating your eye,ill pay your medical expenses and all that but-
Ramsey:*loads gun*
Mercenary:are you sure we should do this boss,i mean,he is apologizing and offering to give just compensation.
Ramsey:this is a matter of dignity and honor!
Mercenary:.....and you think you will restore it by killing a domesticated polecat?
Ramsey:*shoots the mercenary in the head*
Mercenary2: woah woah he was just trying to say-*gets shot by Ramsey*
Mercenary3:i gotta get out of here!*trys to run*
Ramsey:*shoots him* no witnesses!
Mercenary4: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU YA CRAZY FREAK?!
Ramsey:*slits the mercenarys throat with a knife*
me:.......*smiles*
Ramsey:what are you.....*looks at all of the dead mercenarys*....you little sneak...taking advantage of my baaaaaaaad temper and psycological disorder...*picks up Spectre and begins strangling him*
the police drive by as well as a bunch of ambulances
Officer: HALT,YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!
Officer2: PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
Ramsey:...*looks at Spectre*...ohohoho....your good...
me:(oh,and remember not to bend over in the showers.)
the officers taze ramsey into submission and drive him off to prison
medics begin loading the dead mercenarys into the ambulances and one knocks on the door
Midna:*walks outside*whats going on here?!
Medic:a crazed maniac just murdered four citizens in front of your house,and attempted to strangle your ferret.*hands spectre to Midna*
Midna:thank you! did they catch him?
Medic:he is going to be in prison for a loooooooong time.
in prison
the cops theme plays as it zooms into the shower room
Ramsey:*drops soap* drats.*bends over*
Ike:*walks over behind Ramsey and grabs his rear* you will get no sympathy from me.
Ramsey:...oh no..
(flashback)
me:"oh,and remember not bend over in the showers"
(end flashback)
Ramsey:...*gulp*
Ike:*smiles*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*whimpering sheep noise*
Tak posted---
Me: That Ramsey looks like he's serious.
Ariel: Hopefully he won't come after me.
Me: I'll make sure he won't. Besides, I'm gonna go after him fro trying to kill Midna.
Ariel: Be careful.
Me: You know me.
Ariel: True.
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*Back at the lab, the Twili escaped undetected by Lord Tacos' guards and blew the buidling up.*
Unknown: RAY... That is my name...
SS: *Shadowports into the prison* Midna haters. POOFTERS !!! *Begins riping Ramsey and the rest of the inmates apart with my bare hands*.
Ramser: *chocking noise, dies*
SS: how disappointing *shakes head* I was hoping for a halfway descent fight. *Shadowports to Midna's house*
Spectre:*looks at SS*:(you realize you just commited a huge act of mercy on ramsey right?....not to mention...some of those prisoners didnt even know Midna.)
*RAY was roving around a forest near Midna's house.*
RAY: Something is telling me to come...
*His eyes zoomed to Lord Tacos.*
RAY: I have found my target...
Sniper: *Is on a building, aiming at Midna's head* Bitch *A sword with hooks running down it's blade is plunged through his chest, rotated, and ripped out* Argh! *is picked up and kicked off the building*
SS: Fifty-three. *Shadowports to Midna*
Another Sniper: Well, can't go after that imp. I know, I'll go after this red haired bitch instead. *aims at Ariel* Heh heh, time to die! *suddenly his gun is sliced in half* WHAT THE?
Tai: *in human form with a sword* Bad move. Very bad move.
Sniper: Oh shi-
Tai: *slices him up before he can finish* Fool. *the sword vanishes then he transforms back into an Irken*
After an unusual spike of assasination attempts on the lives of these two significant girls, there is finally a spark of calm.
Spectre posted---
in an animal control vehicle
me:*locked up in a cage*
doberman:*growling at him*
me:oh shut up.you dont smell exactly like flowers either.
Doberman:*barks*
me: what do you expect me to do? be scared? ill show you scary.*turns around*
spectre turns back around,his head is 10X its normal size,his mouth is full of hundreds of razor sharp teeth,he is sticking out his huge green tounge,and one huge orange eye
me:BLAARAARRARRRGH!!!!*eyeball sinks back into head and rolls onto his tounge,then the eyeball grows a mouth and teeth then screams*
Doberman:*pees itself then runs to the other side of the truck whimpering*
me:*turns back to normal* whats the matter? scared?
Doberman:*flinches everytime Spectre speaks*
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Tai: Midna wouldn't like to see her pet taken away like that. *pulls out sniper rifle and shoots out the back tires of the animal controle vehicle*
Spectre:oh i have been saved. thanks.*slips out of the cage bars**runs off into the wilderness*
Tai:..*looks down*...Uh oh.
Epic 3:*stuck on the tire, flattened*
Tai: Rest in peace, short-lived RPer...
Spectre: *grins*
*shadows appear in one place ahead of TGS and become SS*
SS: Come on mate, your Midna's voluntary pet! *shadowports TGS and myself back to Midna's house*
Spectre posted---
me?:*turns into a pile of dust*
SS: what?! a fake!?
in the forest
me:*still running*...alright...*vanishes in a puff of purple smoke*
Spectre appears in raccoon city
me:*turns into a large horrific chimera with a tyrant claw and puts on a buisness hat* alright,time to run the buisness!*walks into a building*
the inside of the building is a corporation being run by resident evil creatures
me:*passes water cooler*
Crimsonhead:*drinking water* wonderful weather were having.
me:definatly.
Crimsonhead:yes indeed.well id better get back to work.
me:yep!*walks into his office and sits down at desk*
zombie:sir, a Mr pyramidhead is here to see you.
me:send him in.
pyramidhead walks in
Pyramidhead:hello.
me:hi.you must be Mr pyramidhead.
Pyramidhead:yes ive come to apply for a job.
me:ok,have a seat,alright then,so,what are your past employments?
Pyramidhead: i have been working in silent hill for a couple years now.but i got fired for Raping the guy who was suppose to learn his lesson.. appearantly i wasnt suppose to...
me:i see.well what are your abilities?
Pyramidhead:well i got superhuman strength,a big knife,and this huge helmet. i am a lust incarnation born from the mind of a man who killed his wife out of hatred and mercy.
me: i see...well our company isnt run by creatures born of a spiritual illusion,this company is a race of horrors that were created by a mutating virus.
Pyramidhead: i see....well i could still help out. i mean,im not human,im horrifying,and i got this huge knife.
me: alright...well give me time to think about it and i will call you.
Pyramidhead:alright.*gets up and walks out of office*
me:see you around.
Posted on: April 03, 2008, 10:34:19 PM
a licker crawls into spectres office on the ceiling
Licker:hello sir.
me:ah,Licker.please have a seat.
Licker:*falls from ceiling and lands in seat*
me:whats the problem?
Licker:sir,leon kennedy shot me in the nuts.
me:leon kennedy...i dont beleive you are suppose to be in our europe branch.
Licker:well anyway i was wondering if my medical insurance covers this?
me:well lets see,*puts on a monocle and looks at a paper* we cover disembowelments,decapitations,losing a limb,being shot in the arms,legs,torso,back,head,explosions,being shot by explosives,volcanos,floods,lightning,acid,being crushed,losing organs,being sliced with blades,chainsaws, and polearms but i am afraid we do not cover blows to the groin.
Licker: dang!
me:...oh alright,its just our employees dont usually get shot there so we never bothered covering it. ill include it.
Licker:thanks boss.*jumps onto ceiling and crawls out of office*
me:alright well its lunch break.
in the cafeteria
Zombie:*chatting with another zombie* what'd you get for lunch?
Zombie2:brains. what did you get?
Zombie:*looks in bag* brains!
Zombie2:wanna trade?
Zombie: sure!*trades*
me:*sits down and pulls a human leg out of a bag*mmm...its nice and rotten.*begins eating* so hows everything going?
Zombie: its going alright. limp around the city...eat interesting people...the works.whats up with you?
me: oh nothing..ive finally gave up stalking that woman,instead me and a couple comrades decided to become her pets. i must say,its quite nice.
Zombie: well im glad for you.shes quite nice looking for someone who has all of her flesh on.
me:sure is.
Tyrant:so boss get any new recruits?
me: well Pyramidhead from silent hill tried to apply.im thinking of making him the boss of the apartment department.
Zombie:ah yes. the good ol abandoned apartments. nice place for a new worker.
me: i think it will be a good place for him to start out.
Tyrant:i remember when i worked in the apartment department. but i worked my way up to being the boss of the underground lab!
Zombie:the big mutants always get the high paying jobs.
me:dont fret my undead freind,just look at forrest. hes one of the most feared monsters in the company and he isnt even a crimson head.
Zombie: he sure is skilled with his grenades.
me:yep.he is one dangerous zombie!
Tai posted---
where Ariel and myself are*
Me: *is on his laptop* About time the weather warmed up.
Ariel: *is sitting under a tree just enjoying the day* Yeah.
Me: Let's hope any potential attackers are smart and leave you alone.
Ariel: Yeah, or they'll end up like the others that have tried to attack me.
Me: You got it.
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Spectre: Right, back to work.
*SS shadowports in*
SS: If there's one thing I hate more than poofters, its the undead
Spectre: What?
Licker: *Leaps at SS, only to be grabbed by it's tongue and slammed against a spiked wall*
SS: *Draws sword, (in it's Shikai form)* So thats how you want to play huh? *grabs a zombie by the top of it's head before scalping it (without the sword) and ramming the brain down it's throat, cuts the Pyramid-head clean from the shoulder to the opposite hip, places a hand on the remaining zombie's head and effortlessly crushes it.*
Spectre:... YOU BASTARD !!!
SS: I hate the living dead. And anyway, weren't you once a ferret who Midna loved?
Tai posted---
*where Ariel and myself are*
Me: I'll be right back. I got a funny feeling about something.
Ariel: Ok.
Me: *teleports out*
*where Shadow Scyrer and Twilit Ghost Spectre are*
Me: *teleports in* I thought I sensed something going on here.
Shadow Scyrer: Who the hell are you?
Me: Name's TAK. You may have seen me around.
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SS: *Clicks fingers* Oh yeah! your Arial's guardian right?
TAK: It's Ariel, but yeah.
SS: I've sensed you from time to time, good work on the assassin by the way.
TAK: Thanks.
Spectre: Um... I'm standing right here, a bloodthirsty twin-headed creature that towers over both of you, and your discussing TAK's kills?
SS: Yeah, but Midna still loves you as a pet and doesn't know your true form, so wouldn't you prefer to be her pet again?
Tai: Anyway, this is a warning to all of you monsters, mutants, and undead. You lay so much as a finger/claw/tenticle/whatever on Ariel, and your ass is MINE.
Shadow Scryer: Yeah, this guy is a lot like me, he doesn't take any shit.
Tai: Damn right I don't.
Spectre:*growls*im afraid i am going to have to request you leave gentleman! you have harrassed our citizens and that will not be tolerated! if you do not leave the premesis im afraid i will have to take immediate action!
SS: You want to be 'round Midna right? Ah well. *opens hand, from which darkness rises and engulfs TGS, they vanish, and TGS is, once again, a ferret.* *picks up TGS and shadowports to Midna's location*
Spectre posted---
me:*taps foot*( listen here,i am indeed happy to be Midnas pet,but you dont understand i also have a very important job i must attend. not to mention,you commited aggraved assault against my employees.)
Spectre and Scryer appear back in raccoon city in a wisp of purple smoke
me:*turns back into mutant* now,go back and watch over Midna. i have a few other things i must attend to.*looks at Tak* and not to worry green fellow, i assure that our citizens will not attack Ariel unprovoked. now if you will pardon me, i have some duties to attend to. AND to repair the damages youve inflicted upon our people.*glares at SS*take our casualties to the medical center.
some zombies riding ambulances park,get out,then drive the hurt zombies,licker,and pyramidhead to the hospital
me:im willing to let this one slide,but i warn you,i will not take the next offense so lightly.
SS:yeah yeah i know...
me:i will be back at the house shortly. now get going.*walks back into the building*
Posted on: April 04, 2008, 11:55:23 PM
in spectres office
me: *clicks a button on desk and talks into speaker* miss shirley,would you mind sending black tiger up to the office?
Shirley: yes sir Mr phantasmo.
a huge black tarantula with red stripes on its legs walks into the room and sits down
BT: you called me sir?
me: black tiger,i am promoting you to the boss of the raccoon city church.
BT:what an honor!
me:just be sure not to intterrupt the churchgoers ok? and pack your office supplies.
BT:i wont let you down sir!*picks up four breifcases with its upper legs,puts on a hat and walks to his new office*
me:alright.its time to go.*turns into a ferret and teleports to Midnas house*
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Tai posted---
*where Ariel is*
Me: *teleports in* Well, that went well.
Ariel: What's going on?
Me: Well, I made sure no monsters from Racoon City will attack you.
Ariel: How bad did you beat them?
Me: Didn't have to lift a finger. Their leader was very reasonable. He promised none of his citizens would attack you unprovoked.
Ariel: Ok, we just have to leave them alone.
Me: Pretty much.
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Scientia:(woman wearing sericeous raiment of white colour and a sweet smile, albinotic-white hair as well as pink eyes ):
*appears right behind spectre out of apparent nowhere*
Scientia: Excuse, me good sir. But is my assumption correct, that you hold the position of head in this facility?
*glancing at the building he was about to enter in order to indicate the matter of discussion*
SS: *epicly cleaves the head of an armed zombie*
Two zombies: *punch Midna simultaneously*
SS: *Points sword at the zombies, which shoots out, decapitating one zombie before whipping 'round like a chain and annihilating the other, the segments then slide back to form the ordinary blade* This makes no sense, I thought the undead were under TGS's control. *Shadowports Midna back to her house, looks around, and shadowports*
Spectre posted---
me:*looks at scientia*why,yes i am.
SS:*teleports next to spectre* hey,whats the big idea? i thought you said your citizens were under control!
me:whats the matter?
SS:i just found two attacking Midna!
me:...*booming demonic voice*ZOMBIES,FRONT AND CENTER!!!!
all of the zombies in raccoon city gather in front of spectre and stand straight
me: now this man has reported to me that you assaulted this woman*holds up photo of Midna*
SS:i killed the two zombies that attacked midna.
me:oh...CONTINUE WHAT YOU WERE DOING! now if you please scryer,show me the thugs that commited this act.
SS:sure.*shadowports then comes back with the bodies*
me:hrrrrm...*looks at them* interesting....these aint zombies.
SS:what are they?
me: these creatures are the result of a deadly vampiric virus that wiped out manhattan.
SS:vampires?
me:yes. very quick creatures that feed on blood. they are often confused to be one of raccoon citys citizens. but this is a different strain of virus completely.
SS:really?
me:dont get these savages confused with my people.they have barely a trail of thought besides drinking blood. though a few smart ones can start a monarchy,even though they hardly ever get along when hungry,OH BUT BEFORE I FORGET,give Midna this syringe.*hands shadow a syringe*
SS:what is it?
me:the cure for the virus.chances are she contracted it from contact with those creatures.
SS:thanks.
me:*takes out another syringe and takes some of the creatures blood* i think ill test this sample a bit and see how this breed can survive in daylight,it usually fries them.
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Midna: *Wakes up painfully*
SS: *nervously* Midna, you've been infected with a vampiric virus, try to remain calm.
Midna: *Lashes out with hand-hair*
SS: WOAH! *Dodges* Midna, I'm not going to hurt you. Please... calm down.
Midna: *leaps toward SS, fangs glinting in the sunlight*
SS: *Dodges and sinks the syringe into Midna's arm as she flies past*
Midna: *becomes an ordinary imp again*
SS: I'm sorry. I would have returned you to... "normal" *shudders* sooner, but the computer only tested positive for porphyric hemophilia just as you began to awaken. *Looks out the window at the sun* ... Crap
Tacos posted---
*Pops out of nowhere.*
"Damn it! The virus took a week to get it gone. But where is everyone?"
RAY: Don't know.
"Well, I'll guess I'll go find Midna so we can get chased."
RAY: K.
"Ahh. Now I remember you. You were created by me and Midna's genes as I instructed Minun."
RAY: Does that mean I'm a bioweapon?
"Yeah."
*Goes wandering and Minun came back*
Minun: Now that was hell! I guess I will have to follow Darkrai now. Infact my kingdom will worship him and I really need a break!
*Goes home.*
*Comes to aid everyone else.*
"Sorry, I'm late. I once caught the virus and I had to use my instincts for it."
RAY: Oi! I'm supposed to destroy the vampires!
*RAY's arm transforms into a gun and starts shooting vampires.*
"Uhh... Midna?"
Midna: I really need a cure.
"Well need to tell you something."
Midna: Is this a dream?
"Well, I am Lord Tacos, your former guard, evil warlord but now a husky."
Midna: WHAT!!! How bout the wierd ferret, and the kitten?
"They are my animal friends."
Midna: Oh.
*Midna faints and back with Minun.*
Minun: Arrrgh! Zombies are everywhere! Why can't they give me a break!?
*Minun gets loads of AK-47s and starts shooting at random directions.*
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SS: *blade shoots out, severing half a vampire's head* This is getting irritating.
Spectre: *Becomes a Chimeria and steps on another.* I know. *grabs the head of yet another in one of his heads, lifts it up, and grabs the legs in the other*
SS: *Jumps on to TGS's left head as the segments of my blade become one again, and cut the vampire in half* Who would want so desperatly want Midna dead, to send assassins and undead after her?
Scientia:
How wonderful, subject TGS-01 ^^
Would you please be so kind and assemble every undead and mutated creature under your command at this place once more? Additionally, the beings known as "Shadow Scryer", "Ray", "Invader TAK" and "Midna" might carry the hope of an alternative experimental series, so you should contact and ask them to come as well.
This way, you would help me to start my research in time ^^
Also.. Might I take a quick sample of your genetic code? *small crystalin syringe appears in right palm*
It will not even hurt ^^
Tai posted---
*where Ariel and myself are*
Me: *sniffs the air, then growls*
Ariel: What was that for?
Me: I smell them.
Ariel: Who? Who do you smell?
Me: Undead. Vampires to be specific.
Ariel: Oh great...
Me: *transforms into a human, then summons a scythe out of nowhere*
Ariel: What should I do? Should I fight as well?
Me: No. Stay here where it's safe.
Ariel: Ok.
*suddenly 10 vampires surround us*
Me: *slices them up no problem* Ok, guess it's not as safe here as I thought. We must go!
Ariel: Right!
*the two of us run to safety, while I kill vampires along the way*
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TAK: Where the hell are all these bloody vampires coming from? *a massive vampire teleports right in front TAK* WOAH!!! *Rolls out of the way as a monumental open hand crashes down* Bastard! *pins said hand to the ground*
Monumental vampire: *Roars in agony*
TAK: *Grins, rips the sythe out of the hand. Hears repditive metalic unhooking just before a segmented hooked blade rips through the vampire's chest, spins 'round and decapitates it before the segments slowly hook on to each other to become a man-sized hooked blade*
SS: Interesting. *examines the head* This isn't right. This can't be right.
TAK: What can't be right?
SS: *looks up* This thing wasn't alive to begin with. It's more of an infected fleshy experiment rather than a living creature. By the way, you two need the counter-virus. *injects both TAK and Ariel*
TAK: What about you?
SS: Nah. It's impossible to infect a half-shinagami. *Gives amulets to both of them* These should repell porphyric hemophilia and anything it's infected. *Shadowports*
Spectre posted---
me: wait...subject?! are you planning to do something with me? or worse,my people?
dont end up doing something your going to regret now....*takes out some of DNA with the syringe* here.*hands it to scientia*
a group of vampires climbs onto spectre,and quickly overwhelm him
me:grrrr...get off of me!
the pile shrinks
Vampire:hm?
spectre has vanished
me:*in the form a gigantic swarm of mosquitoes* lets turn the tables shall we?
spectre begins swarming all over the vampires and begins sucking them all dry
Vampire:*turns extremely bony and thin* URK.....*falls over and dies of blood loss*
me:*continues swarming all over them*
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Tai: *slices up a vampire* BASTARDS!
Ariel: Ugh, I hate these things!
Tai: Same. *slices up more vampires*
*Minun comes out of nowhere with AK-47s and Darkrai like soldiers known as Minun Guards to help TAK and Ariel.*
Minun: Need some help? In that case you need to supply me with diamonds for my new weapon.
SS: *Standing next to Midna, sword in Shikai form, with four monumental Vampires surrounding us.* Midna, Meld into the shadows.
Midna: *Does exactly that*
Vampire: *Grabs the flat of the blade between thumb and fore finger an lifts me up to eye level*
SS: Bastard! *kicks it in the face, lleps on to and runs across his arm, sever it's head as a run arross his shoulders, leaps onto a second vampire, scalps it, and desstroys it's brain, leaps at another vampire, sword raised when it swipes it out of my hands* Looks like I'll have to resort to my secondry weapons. *Shadows form small machines on both my wrists*
Vampire: Huh?
SS: *leaps on said vampire, pushes the shadow machines to the top of it's head, and ludicrously long blades sprout from it* Don't like that do ya? *Hands become shadowy, grow to twise the Vampire's size, and crush it* Pitiful *Shadowports myself and Midna to TAK's location* Your supposed to put them on!!! *forceably attatches the amulets to TAK's and Ariel's necks*
Vampires within thirty feet: *Turn white, become limp, and die*
SS: Thats why I gave them to you.
Scientia: *takes filled syringe from TGS*
Ah, thank you so much, subject TGS-01 ^^
And be assured, that the research I will conduct is for the good of all beings, except the ones who are dead.
*TGS is attacked by a huge mass of vampires all of a sudden, which are overruning him quickly*
Scientia: *her eyes form to pink-glowing slits*
*she opens them, blasting in a fierce light*
*earth trembles and air surges, as a huge dimensional portal opens on the city's pavement, showing fierce flames burning with the intensity of suns (which they ironically are)
I'm trying to combine all the text together, however some of us typed in a more orthodox dialogue ("quotations" format), some of us typed in a first person script, and others a third person. Because of this, I've used a method to separate "me" and "quotation" format posts, hopefully to avoid confusion. Like this.
(user) posted---
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Also,
Tai=Tak
TGS=Spectre
Furpent/Penance=Renzo
Ok, here we go.
There are many odd fanbases out there, as we all know they are also composed of some fairly strange and somewhat psychotic individuals. This tale starts off revolving around Midna, a character from the Legend of Zelda series who had amassed a small but very devoted fanbase. Midna, who (Due to the desperate efforts of alot of fanboys, duct tape, bandages, magnifying glasses and neosporin painkiller) now resides in the human world, maintaining a relationship with Link. What this woman does not know is the enormous, crazy, sometimes gory, disturbing, and outright strange and epic tale thats going to be started due to a tiny handful of devout fans running into eachother at the right times in the right places.
Things started getting strange around Midna's household, she had attracted a few stalkers. A ghost who went by the name of Spectre, a twili general known as Tacos with his nazi Minun subordinate, and some guy named epic3(whom vanished mysteriously...). After numerous failed attempts at stalking her, they decided to try a new approach. They would use her love for animals to their advantage....
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Minun: Finally the operation is complete. Now to make sure she will adopt you.
*Drags Lord Tacos to Midna's doorway.*
Midna: Uh... Why is there a dog on my doorway?
Spectre:hrrrrrm...tacos has the right idea...*turns into a purple ferret with a pink nose and orange eyes and jumps from the tree and onto Midnas front porch*
Midna:aww...wook at the widdle fewwet! and a cute doggy to?this must be my lucky day!
Spectre:*lifts up his ear and whispers to tacos* good idea man!
*Ariel is sitting under a tree just enjoying the day while everyone else stalks Midna*
Me: All is well.
Ariel: Yep.
*suddenly Link shows up and sees the Midna Stalkers*
Link: YAHHHHHHHH! *starts attacking the Midna Stalkers*
Me: Uh oh. Better get outta here before all Hell breaks loose.
Ariel: Yeah.
*we both hop in my Arwing and fly off while Link continues to attack the Midna Stalkers*
Spectre:*looks at Link* hey you! do you realize you would be nothing without us controlling your movements with the wii mote and gamecube controller?
Link:......
Spectre:Yeah,thats right.so i suggest you haul your virtually worthless buttocks out of here before i go badgerbadgerbadger on you!
Link:....*sniff*....*walks away, to be confronted by an enraged Midna*
Tacos:*Whispers to Twilight Ghost Spectre.* I actually had my brain transplanted.
Spectre:Hehehe...Nice... aaah..look at Midna..breaking up with Link like youve never seen anyone break up with somebody before....music to my tiny little ears...*holds out popcorn* want some popcorn tacos?
Tacos:Sorry, popcorns choke me.
*Midna takes Spectre and Tacos inside*
Minun(In a secret location): Mission accomplished.
Midna: Awww..did that mean old Link hurt you? ill give you two some treats. *hands tacos a peice of bacon and spectre a raisin*
Spectre:oh boy! a raisin!.....*sniffs it**licks it*..*bites the raisin and eats it*
Tacos:Is that bacon from Ganon? Mmm...
Spectre:Perhaps...but i think i saw Ganondorf staring at that weird alien dude from afar...but maybe its from Ganons last defeat? i like bacon to.*licks lips* hopefully i can get Midna to pick out some of those Bandits brand bacon treats for ferrets next time she goes shopping...
Tacos:But now to her secret stash.
Spectre:ohohoho.....her secret stash?
*imagines hundreds of raisins*
we will have to wait until shes asleep though..or when she is watching soap operas.women glance at an episode of days of our lives and BAM they are in another reality.
*walks over to her TV and turns days of our livs on*
Midna:hm?*gets into the show**sits on couch and watches it*
Spectre:there we go...hrrrrm..we better tell epic3 about this.*writes a letter and puts it next to epic3*
the letter says,
Dear Epic3
we have gone undercover as adorable animals
and we are in custody of Midna.
she loves animals. so take on an animal form and join us!
we will be waiting.
your fellow stalker,Spectre
Epic3:*reads letter*
OMG!!!!!!!!!
*transforms into a kitten*
Midna here I come!
*goes to midna's front porch and waits*
Anytime now....
*plays the waiting game*
*somewhere near by*
Tai: Those guys are desperate.
Ariel: Yeah.
Minun: Hey guys!
*Joins TAK and Ariel.*
Tai: Well I'll be, a talking Minun.
Ariel: I didn't know Minun could talk.
Tai: Must be a special case, like the Meowth that's with Jessie and James.
Ariel: Probably.
Minun: Now TAK, let me tell you how I can talk.
Long time ago, I was a Pokemon contest champion. Other pokemons became jealous of me and they invited me to Arbiter's Ground. I then got pushed into the Twilight Realm and that how I met Lord Tacos. Since then I became loyal to him and blessed me so I can talk, be indestructable and immortal. End of story.
Back at the house,
Spectre:*slides under the cabinet door and comes out with a box full of prunes* hey dude i found a box full of giant raisins!*starts eating the prunes*....*stomach rumbles* uh oh.....
*horrible bowel movement noises*
Epic3:*still in kitten form and on the porch*
What was that weird grumbling noise? Ah...well back to the waiting game!
*starts the game again*
Midna:*watching TV* oh man what on earth is that smell?*hears meowing outside* hmm..whats that?*walks outside and sees epic3* aw a kitty cat! i suppose i can take in one more!
epic3:yay!
Midna:what?
epic3:err..meow!
Midna:*picks up epic3 and takes him in*
Epic3:*thinking* (hurray I'm in finally! hey wait wheres Spectre? whatever its time to cuddle with midna.)
*goes over and lays down in midna's lap*
(Ah.....this is the good life.)
Midna:*sniffs air*...what in the world is that smell?!*walks into kitchen*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
there is a massive heaping pile of ferret dung in the floor
Spectre:(i couldnt hold it...)
Midna:aww...err..its ok...but you got some on tacos.
Tacos:*covered in ferret manure*.......*bark*
Midna: i suppose ill have to give you all a bath.
Tacos:This getting lucky.
Midna: What?
"Er.. Woof!"
Epic3:*thinking*
(oh noes! I hate baths! curse you cat form!)
*hides under furniature*
Midna:huh where'd that kitten go? I was gonna give him a bath. Oh well.
later, in the bathroom
Midna has spectre and tacos in a bathtub filled with bubbles
Spectre:*rises from bubble mass with bubbles on head* (wow...its like..snow! only....not cold! and its light..)
*fleas jump out of the bathtub screaming in agony*
*animal talk*(we must have picked up a few of those buggers while we stalked Midna outside day and night.)
tacos:(you even forgot what pet shampoo was too?)
Spectre:(i havent had a bath in centuries.but its very enjoyable!)
Epic:*still hiding*
Hahaha! she'll never find me here! *goes into kitchen* and now it is time for a sandwich! *opens fridge* hmm... what should I use. * goes into deep thought and blanks out*
Midna:hey you!*sees epic3 trying to make a sandwich*
Epic3:MREEEOOWW!!!
Midna:*picks him up* now get your bath.*tosses epic3 at the bathtub*
Epic3:*grabs onto the ledge of the bathtub about to fall into the water* must..hold...on!!!
Midna:would you do it for an epic snack?
Epic:Meow!!
midna" Ok then. *goes and gets an epic snack* There you go kitty now get in the tub.
*jumps into the tub thinking* (ohh... this is soothing and bubbly!) *relaxes*
Meanwhile..
*where Ariel and myself are at*
Koopa-Troopa: *walks up* Uh, Tak.
Me: Yeah?
Koopa-Troopa: Just to let you know. Don't worry about seeing Lord Bowser.
Me: I know. He's always thinking about Peach and new ways to kidnap her.
Koopa-Troopa: Yeah. He doesn't care about, uh, what's her name?
Me: Ariel.
Koopa-Toopa: Ah. Well, just wanted to let you know that Lord Bowser won't cause you any trouble.
Me: Ok.
Koopa-Troopa: *walks off*
Me: That was, interesting.
*where Ariel and myself are at*
Me: Bored.
Ariel: Yeah.
Back at the house.
*Midna hears a knock on her door*
Midna: Hmm? *opens the door*
SS: *with katana* In the interest of your safety, I've been hired to be your personal bodyguard.
Midna: Aren't you a little young to be a bodyguard?
SS: It gets me money.
*Bulbin drops down and begins to strangle Midna*
SS: *Severs it's head* I'm here to protect you from assassins, Ganondorf, anyone who wishes you harm, and stalkers.
Tacos:*Secretly heard the conversation*
(Uh Oh. Someone's on the way. Need to warn the others and contact Minun to drag him away.)
Epic:*wakes up*
(unhhhh.... what is it now tacos?)
Tacos:(Midna has a new guardian. We need to think fast.)
*where Ariel and myself is*
Me: *saw Shadow Scyrer* Hmmm. Sounds like this guy's gonna be Midna's guardian.
Ariel: Yeah.
*where Ariel and myself are*
Me: Bored.
Ariel: Yeah.
*suddenly a group of bulbins ride up on boars*
Me: Fools. Watch this. *snaps fingers*
*all of the bulbins catch on fire*
Ariel: Wow.
Me: Heh, yeah.
SS: Midna, I hate to say this, but I think stalkers are taking residence here.
Midna: WHAT?!
SS: I occasionally feel something small with human intellect and... dishonest thoughts scurry through the shadows.
Spectre:(drats! this boy may cause us trouble! well,i guess we may have to...."rub him out" .)
Epic:(but how spectre? we are mere animals and he has swords! but then again he will cause us trouble so we must find some way to "rub him out" then.)
Tacos:(Damn, I'll have to give up stalking and be her honest pet.)
*Codec Sound.*
Minun: I see the guardian suspects you.
"Minun, You were once a friend of Wolf?"
Minun: Yeah.
"Minun, here them to be a distraction. We will think of something."
Spectre:(good, star wolf may be able to distract him. we will have to act like regular animals for now.)
SS:*looks at them* hrrrrrrm....
me:.....
SS:...weird color for a ferret.never seen a purple one before.*continues patrolling*Maybe it was dyed.
Wolf: *Kicks down the door*
SS: What was that for?
Wolf: none of your concern guardian. *Draws rifle*
SS: *Draws sword* Bankai. *Sword turns black and SS is now in black clothes*
Wolf: Wh... *SS is now behind and facing away from him, blood dripping from the blade* ... at? *there is an explosion of blood as Wolf's head falls from his neck*
SS: Pitiful. *walks to Midna* I sincerely apologies, I will clean up the mess. *teleports the body and blood of wolf outside by use of shadows*
Spectre:me:*looks at wolfs body* meep?
tacos:*whimper*
epic3:...mrow...
*where Ariel and myself are*
Tai: Whoa, that looks like something I'd do to someone.
Ariel: Yeah.
Spectre posted-
in the stalker lair(which is actually a small doggy play tent Midna got out for them)
Tacos:(soo....that didnt work out very well did it?)
Epic:(that was awful.his chopped off his head with one quick movement!)
me:(hrrrm...guys, this could be the end of our reign of cuddly stalkerness.i know a guy who may help us.)
Tacos:(who?)
me:(he is a man from a faraway land,he knows no fear,feels no pain,and they say he grinds the skulls of his prey into a pulpy dressing he puts on his salads.)
Epic:
me:(ive seen him work,i must say,he is the most brutal savage animal ive ever met. i actually FORCED sephiroth to wear a diaper and play with a rattle for THREE STRAIGHT WEEKS.)
Tacos:
me:(he was gonna make him do it for a month,but he reduced it to three weeks out of sheer pity.)
Epic:.....(uhhh...good thing we placed this tent over my litter box.)
Tacos:..(ew)
the three get out of the tent
that midnight
the three scurry out of the house and to an unknown location,the three of them are standing on top of one another wearing an overcoat to use as a human disguise
me:ok. tacos,go to the left.
Tacos:*trys to walk to the left* i cant see!
me: the phone booth is just a few feet away!
about 15 minutes later they make it into the phone booth
me:were in,stop.
Tacos:*stops*
me:*picks up the phone* ok.*coughs**dials the number*
??:who is it?*smoking a cigar*
me:its me...you know...the ghost.
??: oh yeah....you..what do you want?
me: we are in a bit of a fix. you can repay me the favor now.
??: what is it? you stalking that Midna woman again?
me:as well as two other comrades.
??:why cant you three handle it yourselves?
me: we are under disguise as cute fluffy pets.we would blow our cover if we tried anything.
??:....ill think about it.*puffs cigar*
the mysterious figure taps the edge of his cigar into an ashtray that is actually a human skull and hangs up
Tacos:what did he say?
me: he says he will think about it...
Epic:dang! i sure hope he does..
me:well we better get back to midnas house before we are missed.
the three go into an alley,drop their disguise,and run to Midnas house...secretly...
Tacos posted-
Minun: Now Wolf is dead so may be...
Bowser: Hey Minun.
Minun: Hey, wait! I heard Peach is coming here and there is someone tougher than Mario who's guarding the house. Want to cooperate on that?
Bowser: Hmm...
Ganondorf: Is Zelda coming also?
Minun: Yeah.
Ganondorf: I'll join also!
Minun: I also got Porky Minch, Wario, Duon and Galleom to help us.
*Codec sound*
Minun: Yes?
"Minun! As soon as I get out, can't you transplant my brain back to my original body?"
Minun: But there is a problem with that...
"What?"
Minun: I found out that it is irriversible for now.
"What!?"
Minun: So I'm afraid you will have to stick with it.
"Also, there will be another guy aiding us."
Minun: Yes Sir! But till I fix Wolf up. The Mechs are ready to launch.
*Transmission ends*
"Good news. Minun recruited some villains to help kick the guardian guy away."
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Spectre:(ok,but be cautious,this scryer fellow seems dangerous! the villains may work...the guy i asked isnt very reliable...he will only help if he feels like it.)
Tacos:(I hate people like that but if there the only ones that will help us we'll have to make do I guess. I'm sure the midget will think of something. Thats why is the general of my army.)
Spectre:( we can only hope. ive got a back up plan in case it doesnt work. this may be risky..letting all those bad men around midna...i got it! we will try to get her to take us shopping at petland while the villians do the clean up! after they realize nothing is here after defeating scryer,they will leave!)
Epic:(That sounds like a great plan spectre hopefully it will work.)
Tacos:(This case, eat all the pet food!)
Epic:(yeah! come on guys lets get started then!)
SS: About time *Appears from the shadows* I've been waiting for your plan to begin.
TGS, Epic and LT:
SS: Remember, I can sense your presence and your thoughts while your in the shadows. The only reason I won't kill you right here and now, is because you may provide me with a bit of fun.
TGS, Epic and LT:
SS: Don't worry, I'm not going to inform Midna of your true identities... for now that is. *Shadowports back to Midna's house*
Tacos:Ok... We're all dead. I'll have to make Minun rule the whole army now.
*Meanwhile*
Minun: Ok... I'm pretty not sure this will work but this is our last stand. The Princesses are waiting for you!
Porky: But I'm not interested in princesses.
Minun: But you still haven't payed the debt.
Porky:
Minun: For Sparta!!!
Bowser: I think Narnia works better.
Ganondorf: No, England.
Minun: Ok, I don't care but FOR LORD TACOS AND HIS ALLIES!!!
Spectre posted-
the pets have eaten every ounce of petfood in the cabinet
Tacos:urp....
me:..*grumble*...im gonna mess the floor...
epic:....never say the word food again...
Midna:aww whats wrong?are you guys hungry?
me:(these aint really growls of hunger...but buy us some more petfood plz.)
Midna: well ill be..im out of pet food...i guess we will have to go buy more. shadow,stay here and watch the house while im gone.
Shadow:sure midna...*glares evilly at the three pets/stalkers*
Tacos:*gulp*
the sounds of the army coming can be heard
me:*pretends to shreik in starving agony*
Midna:i gotta get going.
Midna drives the trio to the petstore just in the nick of time.
Tacos:(ugh i hope this works...think the villains can beat shadow?)
Epic3:(hopefully..arr..the things we do for love...)
me:(yep..)
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Epic:(urghh.... feel to fat from eating all the food but must get squeaky ducky.)
*Minun is now inside a tent far away from the house.*
Pig Mask scout: Now Midna left the house which is a symbol for...
Minun: Attack!!!
Armoured Koopas, Bandits, Pig Masks, Primids and many other armoured troopers started to march into the house.
Bowser: You sure this will work, but why do we go through this strategy?
Minun: Don't question me! Unless you want this photo leaked into the internet?
Bowser: Meep!
Midna:well we are here!
spectre:...
tacos:its...beautiful...
epic:that is a big petstore...
Midna:well lets go in.*puts leashes on the trio and takes them in*
Epic:(I feel so fat right now I don't want to move.)
*falls over*
midna" whats wrong kitty get up."
(ughhh...)
midna" suit yourself kitty."
*gets dragged*
Tacos:(I need a green cap to chew on but lets hope the invasion will suceed before we go home.)
Epic:*still getting dragged*(yeah hopefully it will go as planned. I mean what could go wrong tacos?)
Spectre:(yeah...what could go wrong?)
Midna:hey look! the pet clothing department!
Spectre:(oh no....oh no no no no no...)*trys to run off but leash snags him*
a few minutes later
Spectre:*standing on top of a cushion wearing a little green sweater*(......this is humiliating....and itchy.)
Tacos:(As you see, Shadow Scryer killed Wolf quickly so it will be unlikely that Minun will win. Lets just hope Midna will get me a tuxido.)
Epic:*wearing a top hat and tuxedo* (aww...come on its not that bad spectre. well atleast for me it isn't I look so stylish!)
Spectre:(well lucky you...i got a green sweater...with yellow stripes...i suppose it wouldnt be so bad if they washed it..it itches like a hundred fleas.)
Tacos:(But honestly guys, it is up to Minun and his Army of villains. We should also try to extend our visit in order to distract Midna.)
Spectre:(your right tacos.)
*walks up to Midna*..meep?
Midna:hmm? what is it?*picks up Spectre*
Spectre:*jumps down and rolls into the pet toy department*
Midna: you little stinker!*chases*
Epic:(I MUST GET MY RUBBER DUCK!*trys to waddle over to the toy department*
Tacos: (me three!)*chases*
Epic:*looks up three shelves high*
( rubber ducky there you are! But how am I going to get it?)
*looks around and sees a wood plank and a fish tank tresure chest*
(aha! I've got an idea!)
*uses the plank and tresure chest to launch myself onto the thrid shelve*
(rubber ducky I love you! wait you don't squeak.)
*knocks the duck on the floor*
(I hate you ducky!)
*buzzing noises*
Spectre: (wait...whats that noise?)
there is a small plush spider with a string attached
Spectre:....*stares*.....
Midna:whats that?*pulls string*
the spider vibrates
Spectre:...*twitch**begins weasel war dancing*...(wait..snap out of it...your on a mission...but...oh man i gotta get Midna to buy me this...)
Tacos:*While laughing he saw puppies and became sad. Since he feels like being a good guy, He frees them to cause more destraction.*
(Another good deed done.)
Epic:(hmmm... I wonder where they....)
*looks up and sees catnip*
(OMG! huzzah!)
*10 seconds later and a few hits of catnip too*
(ahhh... I feel so happy theres little fairies all around me oh and a giraffe!)
*attacks metal pole*
(you must die giraffe I need your juicy neck meats!)
*continues to attack pole*
clerk:ma'am im going to have to ask you and your pets to leave.
Midna:why?
clerk:your husky just released a bunch of puppies!
Midna:he was just trying to be nice!
Clerk: oh really?*about to press the security button*
Midna:im warning you...
Clerk:what?
Midna:im a princess...*points at clerk* i got authorotai....
clerk:oh authorotai you say..e.rmm...well ill just let you continue shopping eh?*backs off*
Midna: he just doesnt know a good dog when he sees one does he?*pets tacos*
Tacos:*wags tail*(I finally feel like a good dog. This might be a good life afterall.
SS: *Patrolling Midna's house*
Bowser: *randomly runs through a wall and begins attacking*
SS: WOAH! *creates a shadow shield which absorb Bowser's attacks, rolls around him, and embeds the blade in his skull* ?
*Floor begins to quake*
SS: That ain't good. *Runs outside to find the army* Sweet . *katana becomes a massive sword with several hooks on the blade*
Army: ? *continues running*
SS: *flips over Wario, beheading him, Jump kicks Ganondorf in the face before cleaving his head in two, lifts Minun and rakes the hooks across his face, jumps onto the shoulders and pulls the head off a Pyramid head, drags Zant by the helmet down to my hight and runs the blade through the mouth hole, rams the blade down the king Bulbin's throat, smashes Tingle against a rock numerous times, and rips out Fox's heart*
SS: IS THAT THE BEST YA CAN DO?!
Ganondorf: *staggers to his feet (head still halved) and becomes his "dark beast" form*
SS: (Psychotically) YES!!!!! SHOW ME WHAT YA GOT!!!! BANKAI!!! *becomes like I was before killing Wolf*
Ganon: *roars and charges*
SS: *Rolls to the side while striking out, severing one of his tusks*
Ganon:*knocks me against a wall*
SS: YES!!!
*Three hours of intense fighting later*
SS: *stays perfectly still*
Ganon: *Roars and charges*
SS: *is suddenly on Ganon's back with blood dripping from the blade and a victorious smile*
Ganon: *head falls off and he collapses*
SS: *exits Bankai mode* That was the best fight I've had in ages. *sheathes sword and walks to Midna's location*
*Minun somehow survived the battle*
Minun: This is no good. Lucky Lord Tacos blessed me and lets hope he will blame the Plusles.
Everyone else: Yeah.
SS: *Shadowports back to Minun, picks him up by the head, rakes the hooks of my blade (Shikai form) across his throat,drops him, and begins walking back to Midna's house*
Minun: *Coughs blood* Shit! *dies*
Tacos:"Minun? Minun! Minuuun!"
*Transmission ends.*
"Ok guys, I think Shadow Scryer bested Minun (Eventhough I blessed him with immunity). We are in deep **** now."
Epic:*comes off catnip high*
(oh ****! we've gotta get out of here then.)
Tacos:(Ugh we're doomed. I just want to be her honest pet now!)
*A black cat with glowing red eyes walks up the the stalkers*
Stalkers: ? ? ? ? ?
Cat: *grins* (Now I'm definitely not gonna hurt or inform Midna about you)
TGS: (Shadow scryer?!)
SS: (Yep. I can alter my appearance by use of shadows, and I just want to thank you for the best...) *stops abruptly*
Lord Tacos: (What's wrong?)
SS: (I sense Thieves in the shadows at Midna's house. Talk to me when you get back.) *Shadowports*
Stalkers: ........
SS: *Shadowports back* (By the way Epic, I got you a rubber duck... yes it squeaks) *shadowports*
Epic:(yay ruuber ducky your the one! you make bath time lots of fun!)
Tacos:(And what does he mean by thieves.)
SS: *Shadowports back holding a head* This guy was trying to steal Midna's TV. *Shadowports to her house*
Tak posted-
*suddenly a strong gust of wind is felt near Ariel and myself*
Me: What the?
*Vaati appears*
Vaati: Heh heh heh. Well, what have we here? A princess? Well, I think I'll be taking her now.
Me: Like hell you will!
Vaati: You, a puny green thing, will not defeat the great Wind Mage!
Me: *transforms into a human and draws a sword*
Vaati:
Me: Now either leave, or die.
Vaati: No matter you still lack teh Four Sword! Now die!
Me: *slashes Vaati before he can even react*
Vaati: What the?
Me: You die! *stabs Vaati*
Vaati: Curse you... *dies*
Me: *snaps fingers and teh corpse catches on fire and burns away* Pathectic fool. *transforms back into an Irken*
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Spectre posted-
me:(ok guys,remember.dont walk into any shadows..its time for plan B. we must excecute this carefully and preciscely.)
Tacos:(ok.so whats the plan?)
me:(alright. we will conspire to kill Midna.)
Epic/Tacos:(WHAT?!)
me:(its not what you think. we are already in the middle of ecxecuting it!)
Tacos:(say what?)
me:(just play along!)
SS:hey you! *draws sword* i heard that?
me:(RUN FOR IT!!)
the three critters run around the yard with SS on their tail
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SS: *Catches TGS, holds him up by the tail, and melts into the shadows* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?!
Epic: (He's dead)
Tacos: (Yep)
Spectre posted-
me:(you heard us clearly, Midnas going DOWN.)
SS:graaaah!!
me:*scratches SS up the eye and squirms out of his palm*
SS:AGH!*covers eye* GET BACK HERE!
me:*jumps out of shadow*
SS:hm?!
me:*waves tail around in the air* (SPLIT UP!)
the three split up around the yard
SS:*grabs spectre again*
me:*slips out of his grasp like a bar of soap**dashes across the yard*
SS:get over here!*chases*
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*hand becomes massive and picks up TGS*
SS: *through gritted teeth* I will not let Midna die, If you want to take me down, either fight me yourself, or send the bloke who you stalkers seem so scared of, but Leave... her... out of this!!!
Spectre:NEVA!*bites SS hand*
SS: OUUUCH!!*waves hand around and spectre falls out**hand pulsates and swells red*
Spectre: im a slippery little thing arent i?*dashes away again*
SS: *traps TGS within a barrier of shadow and heals his hand* You know when I was a cat? I was going to thank you for giving me the best fight I've had in over 400 years!!!
Spectre:ooooh really? well your welcome. *opens mouth*
SS:what are you doing?
spectre bites the barrier from the interior
SS:thats no use.
Spectre shatters the barrier with a powerful bite
Spectre:*weasel war dances* catch me if you can!
spectre runs very quickly to a faraway location
SS: *shadowports to TGS's location*
Spectre: Crap!
SS:I have nothing against you being Midna's pet, and I need an actual attempt on her life before I have permission to strike you down... as long as you don't stalk her, and I haven't seen any of you stalking, simply enjoying her company.
Spectre::...thats true.
SS: just keep it that way. *shadowports back to Midna's house*
Spectre:very well.*disappears into a puff of purple smoke and reappears at Midnas house* well men ive patched things up with scryer. he says he will leave us alone as long as we dont stalk or try to harm Midna..like we would ever do that..
Tacos:tell me exactly what you were planning.*stares at spectre*
epic:yeah.
Spectre:i would NEVER try to harm Midna. it was just a plan i had...but maybe scryer isnt so bad after all...just rest assured i wasnt going to hurt her.
Tacos:ok.
Spectre:and now i will go inside.and try to beg Midna into giving me a shredded wheat.*walks into the house*
*Bulbins pick up the stalkers*
Spectre: Crap!!!
*Bulbin's collapse, shortly followed by their heads*
SS: *Sheathes sword* And that was without even going into Shikai mode. *walks to Midna's house*
Spectre:*shakes body* thanks for that.*walks into house and looks up at Midna*
Midna: what is it?
Spectre:*jumps onto the counter and nudges a box of shredded wheat*
Midna:you want one?ok.*hands spectre a shredded wheat*
Spectre:(thank you.)*dashes under stove and eats it*
??: I'm gonna kill him. *grabs AK47 and begins walking towards Midna's house...*
Spectre posted-
outside
thje mysterious man is actually a man-sheep
??:*approaches house*
me:*walks out doggy door* (oh..hello...)
??: ok.were is he?
me:(im afraid we patched things up.)
??:alright,so your saying i flew to here all the way from new zealand and you patch things up!?
me:(well....you kinda ditched us....)
??:*points gun at spectre*(you realize how much that flight cost?!)
me: (woah now look,i understand that you are angry ramsey,but please,its done and over with. ill count this as your favor and we an all just forget about it!)
ramsey:pft...little rodent.
me:*glass shattering noise*(what...did...you..just..call me!?)
ramsey: rat.
me:....*turns red* (you pal,have just made a very baaaaaaaad move!)
ramsey: oh is that suppose to be a racist joke!?
me: (yeah! it is! you lousy walking coat!)
Ramsey: *aims gun* alright,that does it,your going DOWN! and maybe while im at it ill kill that (beep) Midna and your freinds to!
me:*eyes glow red*SQUUUEEEEEAAAAK!!*jumps at his face like a rocket and begins maiming him*
Ramsey:*staggering around trying to pull spectre off* GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!! IM BEING MAULED BY A SQUIRREL!!!
Midna hears the yelling and walks outside
me:*eating ramseys face and then pulls out one of his eyeballs*
MIdna: STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!
me:..(whoops..)*drops down from ramseys face*
Ramsey;grr....*gets in car and drives off*
Midna:what is going on here?!
me:.......mrrrp?
Midna:did you attack that man unprovoked?
me:*nods head no*
Midna:no?
Scryer:he did look kinda shady....
Midna:...oh alright...*picks up spectre* ill take you inside now...
Me:(whew...close one..)
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SS: *Gestures for Spectre to follow*
Spectre: *Follows*
SS: *walks outside and squats down to Spectre's level* Why did you attack him?
Spectre:eh...it was a hitman i requested to "rub you out" but he is rather unreliable. he either comes very late or not at all......sorry....but we thought you would be a threat to our pethood. which we are enjoying...he showed up...insulted Midna...and i almost ate his face in return.....so...apologies.
SS: A hitman? How good is he?
Spectre:they say he grinds he skulls of his victims into a pulpy dressing to put on his salads. and none of his targets have ever escaped from him.
but i think thats just blowing smoke..point is..he is really good...and he is also a man-sheep.
Minun: Did you call me sir? *Now on a wheel chair.*
Tacos:"Lucky I blessed you long time ago."
Minun: So do I have to clean all this mess?
"Yes."
Minun: Darn. Oh well, I'll leave the job for the Plusles.
Plusles *Tied up in chains*: WHAT!!!
Spectre posted---
me:*sleeping on a cushion*
Midna is talking on the phone
Midna:yes,i would like to schedule an appointment.
me:zzzz....
Midna: mm hm. my pets need a check up.and their injections.
me:?!
MIdna: alright.bye.*hangs up*
me:*looks at Midna*
Midna:i just set you three up an appointment with the vet tommorrow.i forgot you need your rabie shots.
me:......O.O
MIdna: dont give me that look,this is for your own good.
me:(the face...has failed...*gulp*)
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Tacos posted---
"Minun."
Minun: Yeah?
"I want you to do me a favour."
Minun: What the reward for that?
"I'll give you all my wealth because I am going to be Midna's pet now but make a clone out of those DNA samples."
*Hands Minun two DNA samples carefully labelled.*
"Try and make a person out of those genetics and note that he will inherit my empire."
Minun: While that I get the army?
"Exactly."
Minun: Sure then.
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SS: *I sits still for an hour, then open me eyes*
TGS: *Looks at me*
SS: *Looks back at him* I've located the hitman, he intends to ambush Midna along with four mercenaries and kill her tomorrow at 6 AM.
TGS: WHAT?!
SS: And it turns out that he does grinds the skulls of his victims to put on his salads.
TGS: O-O
SS: It should be interesting though, I've hardly ever fought a mortal who had a chance of winning.
Tacos posted---
*Meanwhile at the Pokémon Realm...*
Minun: bow down to I, King Gjuki Minun of West Pokéland!
Other Pokémons: Why?
King Gjuki Minun: Or I'll send you to Rayquaza.
A Pokémon: So is that why the other king gave you the land?
King Gjuki Minun: Yes.
A Pokémon: I'll start immigrating then.
*Back to Midna's house*
"Minun would be attacking the Pokémon Realm first."
Epic3: Why?
"He has a grudge with other Pokémons."
Epic3: What kind?
"He got betrayed by them before he met me."
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SS: *Overhears* That ain't gonna happen *Shadowports to Minun's location*
Minun: *Turns around* Hmm?
SS: Hey.
Minun: *Screams* NOT YOU!!!
SS: *Grins* Yes, its me. *Sword enters Shikai mode*
Minun: WAIT!!!
SS: No waiting, only fighting. *Punches Minun in the guts, lifts him up, smashes mis head against a rock, cuts him in half and rips out his skull*
*Minun suddenly comes back unharmed.*
SS: Aren't you suppose to be dead!?
King Gjuki Minun: Didn't I mention you that Lord Tacos blessed me to be immortal, invincible and able to talk with you?
SS: I'm starting to hate you. *puts down the skull and crushes it* Nothing is immortal, with the exception of those that are already dead.
Minun: Well I'm not dead and immortal. How about that?
SS: Don't force me to do what I really want to do right now.
Minun: You can't kill me.
SS: THATS IT!!!!! *Warps Minun to an abyss from which there is no escape*
Minun: CRAP!
SS's voice: *magnified* if your immortal, then you'll eventually go insane here with nothing to do! *maniacle echoing laughter continues 'till Minun finally loses his last shred of sanity and rips himself apart*
*Eventhough Minun starts to rips himself apart. He always comes back unharmed.*
Minun: Damn it. And I'll just hope this is finished.
*Meanwhile at an unknown science lab...*
*A tube starts to crack, and a twili came out of the tube. He looked like a Lord Tacos (Before his brain transplantation.) but his hair was red, not purple.*
Unknown:...
Spectre posted---
early that morning
Spectre is waiting outside Midnas house. it is 5:45 AM and he is awaiting Ramsey
me:grrrrr...its only a matter of time before he shows up again...with freinds...i must be prepared for battle...or for negotiating. pointless violence leads to nothing...
15 minutes later
me:*sniffs the air* i smell...mutton...
a black car drives up to the house and ramsey,along with his mercenarys step out
Ramsey:*has an eyepatch and half of his face covered in bandages* well well well...its you again..
me:look Ramsey,we dont want anything to do with you,just please leave us alone..
Ramsey:im afraid youve crossed the wrong guy spectre.
me:now look,if your angry at me,then fight me.just leave Midna out of this...she has nothing to do with you....
Ramsey:shut your mouth!
me:alright,look,im sorry for eating your eye,ill pay your medical expenses and all that but-
Ramsey:*loads gun*
Mercenary:are you sure we should do this boss,i mean,he is apologizing and offering to give just compensation.
Ramsey:this is a matter of dignity and honor!
Mercenary:.....and you think you will restore it by killing a domesticated polecat?
Ramsey:*shoots the mercenary in the head*
Mercenary2: woah woah he was just trying to say-*gets shot by Ramsey*
Mercenary3:i gotta get out of here!*trys to run*
Ramsey:*shoots him* no witnesses!
Mercenary4: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU YA CRAZY FREAK?!
Ramsey:*slits the mercenarys throat with a knife*
me:.......*smiles*
Ramsey:what are you.....*looks at all of the dead mercenarys*....you little sneak...taking advantage of my baaaaaaaad temper and psycological disorder...*picks up Spectre and begins strangling him*
the police drive by as well as a bunch of ambulances
Officer: HALT,YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!
Officer2: PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
Ramsey:...*looks at Spectre*...ohohoho....your good...
me:(oh,and remember not to bend over in the showers.)
the officers taze ramsey into submission and drive him off to prison
medics begin loading the dead mercenarys into the ambulances and one knocks on the door
Midna:*walks outside*whats going on here?!
Medic:a crazed maniac just murdered four citizens in front of your house,and attempted to strangle your ferret.*hands spectre to Midna*
Midna:thank you! did they catch him?
Medic:he is going to be in prison for a loooooooong time.
in prison
the cops theme plays as it zooms into the shower room
Ramsey:*drops soap* drats.*bends over*
Ike:*walks over behind Ramsey and grabs his rear* you will get no sympathy from me.
Ramsey:...oh no..
(flashback)
me:"oh,and remember not bend over in the showers"
(end flashback)
Ramsey:...*gulp*
Ike:*smiles*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*whimpering sheep noise*
Tak posted---
Me: That Ramsey looks like he's serious.
Ariel: Hopefully he won't come after me.
Me: I'll make sure he won't. Besides, I'm gonna go after him fro trying to kill Midna.
Ariel: Be careful.
Me: You know me.
Ariel: True.
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*Back at the lab, the Twili escaped undetected by Lord Tacos' guards and blew the buidling up.*
Unknown: RAY... That is my name...
SS: *Shadowports into the prison* Midna haters. POOFTERS !!! *Begins riping Ramsey and the rest of the inmates apart with my bare hands*.
Ramser: *chocking noise, dies*
SS: how disappointing *shakes head* I was hoping for a halfway descent fight. *Shadowports to Midna's house*
Spectre:*looks at SS*:(you realize you just commited a huge act of mercy on ramsey right?....not to mention...some of those prisoners didnt even know Midna.)
*RAY was roving around a forest near Midna's house.*
RAY: Something is telling me to come...
*His eyes zoomed to Lord Tacos.*
RAY: I have found my target...
Sniper: *Is on a building, aiming at Midna's head* Bitch *A sword with hooks running down it's blade is plunged through his chest, rotated, and ripped out* Argh! *is picked up and kicked off the building*
SS: Fifty-three. *Shadowports to Midna*
Another Sniper: Well, can't go after that imp. I know, I'll go after this red haired bitch instead. *aims at Ariel* Heh heh, time to die! *suddenly his gun is sliced in half* WHAT THE?
Tai: *in human form with a sword* Bad move. Very bad move.
Sniper: Oh shi-
Tai: *slices him up before he can finish* Fool. *the sword vanishes then he transforms back into an Irken*
After an unusual spike of assasination attempts on the lives of these two significant girls, there is finally a spark of calm.
Spectre posted---
in an animal control vehicle
me:*locked up in a cage*
doberman:*growling at him*
me:oh shut up.you dont smell exactly like flowers either.
Doberman:*barks*
me: what do you expect me to do? be scared? ill show you scary.*turns around*
spectre turns back around,his head is 10X its normal size,his mouth is full of hundreds of razor sharp teeth,he is sticking out his huge green tounge,and one huge orange eye
me:BLAARAARRARRRGH!!!!*eyeball sinks back into head and rolls onto his tounge,then the eyeball grows a mouth and teeth then screams*
Doberman:*pees itself then runs to the other side of the truck whimpering*
me:*turns back to normal* whats the matter? scared?
Doberman:*flinches everytime Spectre speaks*
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Tai: Midna wouldn't like to see her pet taken away like that. *pulls out sniper rifle and shoots out the back tires of the animal controle vehicle*
Spectre:oh i have been saved. thanks.*slips out of the cage bars**runs off into the wilderness*
Tai:..*looks down*...Uh oh.
Epic 3:*stuck on the tire, flattened*
Tai: Rest in peace, short-lived RPer...
Spectre: *grins*
*shadows appear in one place ahead of TGS and become SS*
SS: Come on mate, your Midna's voluntary pet! *shadowports TGS and myself back to Midna's house*
Spectre posted---
me?:*turns into a pile of dust*
SS: what?! a fake!?
in the forest
me:*still running*...alright...*vanishes in a puff of purple smoke*
Spectre appears in raccoon city
me:*turns into a large horrific chimera with a tyrant claw and puts on a buisness hat* alright,time to run the buisness!*walks into a building*
the inside of the building is a corporation being run by resident evil creatures
me:*passes water cooler*
Crimsonhead:*drinking water* wonderful weather were having.
me:definatly.
Crimsonhead:yes indeed.well id better get back to work.
me:yep!*walks into his office and sits down at desk*
zombie:sir, a Mr pyramidhead is here to see you.
me:send him in.
pyramidhead walks in
Pyramidhead:hello.
me:hi.you must be Mr pyramidhead.
Pyramidhead:yes ive come to apply for a job.
me:ok,have a seat,alright then,so,what are your past employments?
Pyramidhead: i have been working in silent hill for a couple years now.but i got fired for Raping the guy who was suppose to learn his lesson.. appearantly i wasnt suppose to...
me:i see.well what are your abilities?
Pyramidhead:well i got superhuman strength,a big knife,and this huge helmet. i am a lust incarnation born from the mind of a man who killed his wife out of hatred and mercy.
me: i see...well our company isnt run by creatures born of a spiritual illusion,this company is a race of horrors that were created by a mutating virus.
Pyramidhead: i see....well i could still help out. i mean,im not human,im horrifying,and i got this huge knife.
me: alright...well give me time to think about it and i will call you.
Pyramidhead:alright.*gets up and walks out of office*
me:see you around.
Posted on: April 03, 2008, 10:34:19 PM
a licker crawls into spectres office on the ceiling
Licker:hello sir.
me:ah,Licker.please have a seat.
Licker:*falls from ceiling and lands in seat*
me:whats the problem?
Licker:sir,leon kennedy shot me in the nuts.
me:leon kennedy...i dont beleive you are suppose to be in our europe branch.
Licker:well anyway i was wondering if my medical insurance covers this?
me:well lets see,*puts on a monocle and looks at a paper* we cover disembowelments,decapitations,losing a limb,being shot in the arms,legs,torso,back,head,explosions,being shot by explosives,volcanos,floods,lightning,acid,being crushed,losing organs,being sliced with blades,chainsaws, and polearms but i am afraid we do not cover blows to the groin.
Licker: dang!
me:...oh alright,its just our employees dont usually get shot there so we never bothered covering it. ill include it.
Licker:thanks boss.*jumps onto ceiling and crawls out of office*
me:alright well its lunch break.
in the cafeteria
Zombie:*chatting with another zombie* what'd you get for lunch?
Zombie2:brains. what did you get?
Zombie:*looks in bag* brains!
Zombie2:wanna trade?
Zombie: sure!*trades*
me:*sits down and pulls a human leg out of a bag*mmm...its nice and rotten.*begins eating* so hows everything going?
Zombie: its going alright. limp around the city...eat interesting people...the works.whats up with you?
me: oh nothing..ive finally gave up stalking that woman,instead me and a couple comrades decided to become her pets. i must say,its quite nice.
Zombie: well im glad for you.shes quite nice looking for someone who has all of her flesh on.
me:sure is.
Tyrant:so boss get any new recruits?
me: well Pyramidhead from silent hill tried to apply.im thinking of making him the boss of the apartment department.
Zombie:ah yes. the good ol abandoned apartments. nice place for a new worker.
me: i think it will be a good place for him to start out.
Tyrant:i remember when i worked in the apartment department. but i worked my way up to being the boss of the underground lab!
Zombie:the big mutants always get the high paying jobs.
me:dont fret my undead freind,just look at forrest. hes one of the most feared monsters in the company and he isnt even a crimson head.
Zombie: he sure is skilled with his grenades.
me:yep.he is one dangerous zombie!
Tai posted---
where Ariel and myself are*
Me: *is on his laptop* About time the weather warmed up.
Ariel: *is sitting under a tree just enjoying the day* Yeah.
Me: Let's hope any potential attackers are smart and leave you alone.
Ariel: Yeah, or they'll end up like the others that have tried to attack me.
Me: You got it.
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Spectre: Right, back to work.
*SS shadowports in*
SS: If there's one thing I hate more than poofters, its the undead
Spectre: What?
Licker: *Leaps at SS, only to be grabbed by it's tongue and slammed against a spiked wall*
SS: *Draws sword, (in it's Shikai form)* So thats how you want to play huh? *grabs a zombie by the top of it's head before scalping it (without the sword) and ramming the brain down it's throat, cuts the Pyramid-head clean from the shoulder to the opposite hip, places a hand on the remaining zombie's head and effortlessly crushes it.*
Spectre:... YOU BASTARD !!!
SS: I hate the living dead. And anyway, weren't you once a ferret who Midna loved?
Tai posted---
*where Ariel and myself are*
Me: I'll be right back. I got a funny feeling about something.
Ariel: Ok.
Me: *teleports out*
*where Shadow Scyrer and Twilit Ghost Spectre are*
Me: *teleports in* I thought I sensed something going on here.
Shadow Scyrer: Who the hell are you?
Me: Name's TAK. You may have seen me around.
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SS: *Clicks fingers* Oh yeah! your Arial's guardian right?
TAK: It's Ariel, but yeah.
SS: I've sensed you from time to time, good work on the assassin by the way.
TAK: Thanks.
Spectre: Um... I'm standing right here, a bloodthirsty twin-headed creature that towers over both of you, and your discussing TAK's kills?
SS: Yeah, but Midna still loves you as a pet and doesn't know your true form, so wouldn't you prefer to be her pet again?
Tai: Anyway, this is a warning to all of you monsters, mutants, and undead. You lay so much as a finger/claw/tenticle/whatever on Ariel, and your ass is MINE.
Shadow Scryer: Yeah, this guy is a lot like me, he doesn't take any shit.
Tai: Damn right I don't.
Spectre:*growls*im afraid i am going to have to request you leave gentleman! you have harrassed our citizens and that will not be tolerated! if you do not leave the premesis im afraid i will have to take immediate action!
SS: You want to be 'round Midna right? Ah well. *opens hand, from which darkness rises and engulfs TGS, they vanish, and TGS is, once again, a ferret.* *picks up TGS and shadowports to Midna's location*
Spectre posted---
me:*taps foot*( listen here,i am indeed happy to be Midnas pet,but you dont understand i also have a very important job i must attend. not to mention,you commited aggraved assault against my employees.)
Spectre and Scryer appear back in raccoon city in a wisp of purple smoke
me:*turns back into mutant* now,go back and watch over Midna. i have a few other things i must attend to.*looks at Tak* and not to worry green fellow, i assure that our citizens will not attack Ariel unprovoked. now if you will pardon me, i have some duties to attend to. AND to repair the damages youve inflicted upon our people.*glares at SS*take our casualties to the medical center.
some zombies riding ambulances park,get out,then drive the hurt zombies,licker,and pyramidhead to the hospital
me:im willing to let this one slide,but i warn you,i will not take the next offense so lightly.
SS:yeah yeah i know...
me:i will be back at the house shortly. now get going.*walks back into the building*
Posted on: April 04, 2008, 11:55:23 PM
in spectres office
me: *clicks a button on desk and talks into speaker* miss shirley,would you mind sending black tiger up to the office?
Shirley: yes sir Mr phantasmo.
a huge black tarantula with red stripes on its legs walks into the room and sits down
BT: you called me sir?
me: black tiger,i am promoting you to the boss of the raccoon city church.
BT:what an honor!
me:just be sure not to intterrupt the churchgoers ok? and pack your office supplies.
BT:i wont let you down sir!*picks up four breifcases with its upper legs,puts on a hat and walks to his new office*
me:alright.its time to go.*turns into a ferret and teleports to Midnas house*
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Tai posted---
*where Ariel is*
Me: *teleports in* Well, that went well.
Ariel: What's going on?
Me: Well, I made sure no monsters from Racoon City will attack you.
Ariel: How bad did you beat them?
Me: Didn't have to lift a finger. Their leader was very reasonable. He promised none of his citizens would attack you unprovoked.
Ariel: Ok, we just have to leave them alone.
Me: Pretty much.
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Scientia:(woman wearing sericeous raiment of white colour and a sweet smile, albinotic-white hair as well as pink eyes ):
*appears right behind spectre out of apparent nowhere*
Scientia: Excuse, me good sir. But is my assumption correct, that you hold the position of head in this facility?
*glancing at the building he was about to enter in order to indicate the matter of discussion*
SS: *epicly cleaves the head of an armed zombie*
Two zombies: *punch Midna simultaneously*
SS: *Points sword at the zombies, which shoots out, decapitating one zombie before whipping 'round like a chain and annihilating the other, the segments then slide back to form the ordinary blade* This makes no sense, I thought the undead were under TGS's control. *Shadowports Midna back to her house, looks around, and shadowports*
Spectre posted---
me:*looks at scientia*why,yes i am.
SS:*teleports next to spectre* hey,whats the big idea? i thought you said your citizens were under control!
me:whats the matter?
SS:i just found two attacking Midna!
me:...*booming demonic voice*ZOMBIES,FRONT AND CENTER!!!!
all of the zombies in raccoon city gather in front of spectre and stand straight
me: now this man has reported to me that you assaulted this woman*holds up photo of Midna*
SS:i killed the two zombies that attacked midna.
me:oh...CONTINUE WHAT YOU WERE DOING! now if you please scryer,show me the thugs that commited this act.
SS:sure.*shadowports then comes back with the bodies*
me:hrrrrm...*looks at them* interesting....these aint zombies.
SS:what are they?
me: these creatures are the result of a deadly vampiric virus that wiped out manhattan.
SS:vampires?
me:yes. very quick creatures that feed on blood. they are often confused to be one of raccoon citys citizens. but this is a different strain of virus completely.
SS:really?
me:dont get these savages confused with my people.they have barely a trail of thought besides drinking blood. though a few smart ones can start a monarchy,even though they hardly ever get along when hungry,OH BUT BEFORE I FORGET,give Midna this syringe.*hands shadow a syringe*
SS:what is it?
me:the cure for the virus.chances are she contracted it from contact with those creatures.
SS:thanks.
me:*takes out another syringe and takes some of the creatures blood* i think ill test this sample a bit and see how this breed can survive in daylight,it usually fries them.
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Midna: *Wakes up painfully*
SS: *nervously* Midna, you've been infected with a vampiric virus, try to remain calm.
Midna: *Lashes out with hand-hair*
SS: WOAH! *Dodges* Midna, I'm not going to hurt you. Please... calm down.
Midna: *leaps toward SS, fangs glinting in the sunlight*
SS: *Dodges and sinks the syringe into Midna's arm as she flies past*
Midna: *becomes an ordinary imp again*
SS: I'm sorry. I would have returned you to... "normal" *shudders* sooner, but the computer only tested positive for porphyric hemophilia just as you began to awaken. *Looks out the window at the sun* ... Crap
Tacos posted---
*Pops out of nowhere.*
"Damn it! The virus took a week to get it gone. But where is everyone?"
RAY: Don't know.
"Well, I'll guess I'll go find Midna so we can get chased."
RAY: K.
"Ahh. Now I remember you. You were created by me and Midna's genes as I instructed Minun."
RAY: Does that mean I'm a bioweapon?
"Yeah."
*Goes wandering and Minun came back*
Minun: Now that was hell! I guess I will have to follow Darkrai now. Infact my kingdom will worship him and I really need a break!
*Goes home.*
*Comes to aid everyone else.*
"Sorry, I'm late. I once caught the virus and I had to use my instincts for it."
RAY: Oi! I'm supposed to destroy the vampires!
*RAY's arm transforms into a gun and starts shooting vampires.*
"Uhh... Midna?"
Midna: I really need a cure.
"Well need to tell you something."
Midna: Is this a dream?
"Well, I am Lord Tacos, your former guard, evil warlord but now a husky."
Midna: WHAT!!! How bout the wierd ferret, and the kitten?
"They are my animal friends."
Midna: Oh.
*Midna faints and back with Minun.*
Minun: Arrrgh! Zombies are everywhere! Why can't they give me a break!?
*Minun gets loads of AK-47s and starts shooting at random directions.*
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SS: *blade shoots out, severing half a vampire's head* This is getting irritating.
Spectre: *Becomes a Chimeria and steps on another.* I know. *grabs the head of yet another in one of his heads, lifts it up, and grabs the legs in the other*
SS: *Jumps on to TGS's left head as the segments of my blade become one again, and cut the vampire in half* Who would want so desperatly want Midna dead, to send assassins and undead after her?
Scientia:
How wonderful, subject TGS-01 ^^
Would you please be so kind and assemble every undead and mutated creature under your command at this place once more? Additionally, the beings known as "Shadow Scryer", "Ray", "Invader TAK" and "Midna" might carry the hope of an alternative experimental series, so you should contact and ask them to come as well.
This way, you would help me to start my research in time ^^
Also.. Might I take a quick sample of your genetic code? *small crystalin syringe appears in right palm*
It will not even hurt ^^
Tai posted---
*where Ariel and myself are*
Me: *sniffs the air, then growls*
Ariel: What was that for?
Me: I smell them.
Ariel: Who? Who do you smell?
Me: Undead. Vampires to be specific.
Ariel: Oh great...
Me: *transforms into a human, then summons a scythe out of nowhere*
Ariel: What should I do? Should I fight as well?
Me: No. Stay here where it's safe.
Ariel: Ok.
*suddenly 10 vampires surround us*
Me: *slices them up no problem* Ok, guess it's not as safe here as I thought. We must go!
Ariel: Right!
*the two of us run to safety, while I kill vampires along the way*
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TAK: Where the hell are all these bloody vampires coming from? *a massive vampire teleports right in front TAK* WOAH!!! *Rolls out of the way as a monumental open hand crashes down* Bastard! *pins said hand to the ground*
Monumental vampire: *Roars in agony*
TAK: *Grins, rips the sythe out of the hand. Hears repditive metalic unhooking just before a segmented hooked blade rips through the vampire's chest, spins 'round and decapitates it before the segments slowly hook on to each other to become a man-sized hooked blade*
SS: Interesting. *examines the head* This isn't right. This can't be right.
TAK: What can't be right?
SS: *looks up* This thing wasn't alive to begin with. It's more of an infected fleshy experiment rather than a living creature. By the way, you two need the counter-virus. *injects both TAK and Ariel*
TAK: What about you?
SS: Nah. It's impossible to infect a half-shinagami. *Gives amulets to both of them* These should repell porphyric hemophilia and anything it's infected. *Shadowports*
Spectre posted---
me: wait...subject?! are you planning to do something with me? or worse,my people?
dont end up doing something your going to regret now....*takes out some of DNA with the syringe* here.*hands it to scientia*
a group of vampires climbs onto spectre,and quickly overwhelm him
me:grrrr...get off of me!
the pile shrinks
Vampire:hm?
spectre has vanished
me:*in the form a gigantic swarm of mosquitoes* lets turn the tables shall we?
spectre begins swarming all over the vampires and begins sucking them all dry
Vampire:*turns extremely bony and thin* URK.....*falls over and dies of blood loss*
me:*continues swarming all over them*
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Tai: *slices up a vampire* BASTARDS!
Ariel: Ugh, I hate these things!
Tai: Same. *slices up more vampires*
*Minun comes out of nowhere with AK-47s and Darkrai like soldiers known as Minun Guards to help TAK and Ariel.*
Minun: Need some help? In that case you need to supply me with diamonds for my new weapon.
SS: *Standing next to Midna, sword in Shikai form, with four monumental Vampires surrounding us.* Midna, Meld into the shadows.
Midna: *Does exactly that*
Vampire: *Grabs the flat of the blade between thumb and fore finger an lifts me up to eye level*
SS: Bastard! *kicks it in the face, lleps on to and runs across his arm, sever it's head as a run arross his shoulders, leaps onto a second vampire, scalps it, and desstroys it's brain, leaps at another vampire, sword raised when it swipes it out of my hands* Looks like I'll have to resort to my secondry weapons. *Shadows form small machines on both my wrists*
Vampire: Huh?
SS: *leaps on said vampire, pushes the shadow machines to the top of it's head, and ludicrously long blades sprout from it* Don't like that do ya? *Hands become shadowy, grow to twise the Vampire's size, and crush it* Pitiful *Shadowports myself and Midna to TAK's location* Your supposed to put them on!!! *forceably attatches the amulets to TAK's and Ariel's necks*
Vampires within thirty feet: *Turn white, become limp, and die*
SS: Thats why I gave them to you.
Scientia: *takes filled syringe from TGS*
Ah, thank you so much, subject TGS-01 ^^
And be assured, that the research I will conduct is for the good of all beings, except the ones who are dead.
*TGS is attacked by a huge mass of vampires all of a sudden, which are overruning him quickly*
Scientia: *her eyes form to pink-glowing slits*
*she opens them, blasting in a fierce light*
*earth trembles and air surges, as a huge dimensional portal opens on the city's pavement, showing fierce flames burning with the intensity of suns (which they ironically are)