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Post by Spectre on Dec 8, 2013 2:55:33 GMT -6
Spectre:*lying back in bed, watching Television*
On the Television...
Announcer: We now return to F^%$@^ Up Nature, with your host Mr. Torgue!
Spectre:*Mildly interested*
Torgue:YEEOWOEOEERRRRREEEEE!!!!! I AM MR. TORGUE!!!! AND TODAY, ON F%&^% UP NATURE, WE'LL BE EXPLORING THE WONDERS OF THE SAGROTAN!
THE SAGROTAN IS A PRIMARILY CARNOVOROUS RACE THAT RECENTLY DEVELOPED SENTIENCE AFTER ESCAPING FROM A LAB!! THEY'RE RULED BY OROCHI, WHO HANDLES ALL THE STUPID POLITICAL BULLSHIT, AND SHADOW, WHOS THE REAL HEAD HONCHO BUT HE'D RATHER BE OUT KICKIN' SOME ASS!!!!
Shadow:*meditating, doesn't know he's being filmed, somehow Mr Torgue's yelling has gone completely unnoticed*
Torgue:AS YOU CAN SEE, HE'S DOING SOME BORING MEDITATION S$$^!!! I CANNOT FATHOM HOW THE F^%^# THIS WILL HELP SOMEONE BECOME MORE BADASS, BUT LOOK AT HIM GO! HES SO FOCUSED HE HAS NO IDEA WE'RE HERE, THAT OR I'M JUST REALLY &^%&ING GOOD AT BEING STEALTHY!!!! YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!! STEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALTH!!! *punches a brick wall down and moves to another area* WE'RE HERE IN A SAGROTAN MATERNITY WARD!! *moves the camera towards the nursery* WE HAVE TO BE REALLY %$^%ING QUIET SO WE WON'T WAKE UP THE ADORABLE LITTLE ONES!!! THE BABY SAGROTAN IS CALLED A SKRIK, ITS ABOUT THE SIZE OF A MEDIUM BIRD!!! WHY ARE SKRIKS SO SMALL IN COMPARISON TO THE PARENT? WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME IF I TOLD YOU THAT ALL 20 OF THESE ADORABLE LITTLE S&^%$ CAME FROM THE SAME PARENTS!? THE FEMALE SAGROTAN CARRIES LITTERS OF UP TO 20 YOUNG, WHICH ARE BORN HYPER AS F&^%& WITH AN ENORMOUS APPETITE! *Casually walks into a delivery room and begins filming the grotesque miracle of life* HERE WE OBSERVE A SAGROTAN FEMALE GIVING BIRTH TO HER LITTER, AS YOU CAN SEE, LIKE MOST BIRTHS, ITS UTTERLY *^^%*ED UP AS IT IS BEAUTIFUL!!!! THE FEMALE SAGROTAN BIRTHS ALL OF HER BABIES AT ONCE, ALL 20! THE SAGROTAN VAGINA, AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE, IS ESTIMATED TO BE THE STRETCHIEST VAGINA IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM, DELIVERING ALL 20 OF THE BABIES IN A HUGE WAD! ITS LIKE A SHOTGUN MIXED WITH A CANNON WITH EXPLOSIVE ROUNDS, THAT FIRES BLOODY, SCREAMING LITTLE GARGOYLE THINGS!!! BEHOLD, A COMPLETELY ORGANIC AND MIRACULOUS EXPLOSIOOOOOOON!!!
*SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCH*
*SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Torgue:*sniff*ITS...BEAUTIFUL!!! BIRTH IS A MIRACLE, EVEN MORE SO IF IT'S GOT A HUGE MOTHER *&^%&ING EXPLOSION!!!!!!!! AS YOU CAN SEE *Has a bunch of skriks gnawing on his head* THE BABIES ARE BORN HYPER AS *&^*^* WITH THE APPETITE OF A FULL-GROWN BULLYMONG!! I'M ACTUALLY IN EXCRUTIATING PAIN RIGHT NOW!!! THEY HAVE A FULL SET OF TEETH AND CAN FLY!! LOOK AT 'EM GO!! LIKE A FLOCK OF RAKK!!! THE DOCTORS ARE TRYING SO *(^&*(ING HARD TO CATCH THEM THEY HAVE TO USE NETS!!! *shakes the skriks off* NOW WE MOVE ONTO THE-
Doctor:I'm sorry for asking this so late, but what the hell are you doing in a delivery room screaming at the top of your lungs!?
Torgue:ITS RUDE TO INTERRUPT ME!!! THIS IS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES!! THE CHILDREN NEED TO LEARN!!!
Doctor:Well go teach them about someone else! You just woke up all the skriks in the nursery and they're trying to escape into the vents!!!
Torgue:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVING ON!!!! *punches a wall down and leaps out the hole, landing on the gorund with a loud, concrete shattering thud*
Spectre:.....Well. I didn't need to see that. That scene will probably be burned into my consciousness for a month or two.*changes the channel* Who was that guy?
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Post by Invader TAK on Dec 9, 2013 23:00:36 GMT -6
*Canterlot Palace, about a week later*
Tai: *standing in front of Celestia and Luna with Ariel and the Mane Six* You wanted to see us? Celestia: Yes, Tai. While you were gone, a lot happened. Tai: I understand that. Like what? Celestia: I take it you know of Discord. Tai: Yeah, I know. Spirit of Chaos, able to mess with the fabric of reality, turned to stone first by you two then by Twilight and her friends. What about him? Celestia: He's reformed now. Tai: What. Twilight: Fluttershy managed to get him to reform. Applejack: Honestly, we don't believe him. But that's another story. Tai: Can't blame you, considering what he did to you all. Luna: We were going to inform you about but those creatures invaded. Tai: I see. I can't help but feel I'm partly to blame for that. Celestia: Don't worry, it wasn't your fault. Tai: Alright, thanks. Luna: Also, there's something you should know about the strange game. Tai: What? Luna: Actually, it and the other strange creatures were not hostile. BEN explained everything. Tai: BEN? Luna: The being in the Majora's Mask cartridge. Somehow, Majora managed to get inside the cartridge as well before you destroyed it. In actuality, BEN and the others that came to Equestria were only trying to help. Tai: I see. So they've been here since before we dealt with Tirek? Luna: Exactly. Tai: Alright, good to know. Well, I think that'll do for now. Thanks for updating me on things.
(Filler post for now, just wanted to handwave the Discord reformation.)
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Post by Invader TAK on Dec 15, 2013 10:56:42 GMT -6
*on Lizodia Island*
*Forsaken Dimension Chamelia, Salamandra and Sailda warp in*
FD Salamandra: Looks like it worked. *looks around* FD Chamelia: We're on Lizodia Island, but it's different than the one we're used to. FD Sailda: It even feels different. There's no sense of dread or fear. Lizodian Soldier: *walks up to the three girls* I thought you three were in Equestria with the King and Queen. FD Salamandra: King and Queen...? (This is a different dimension...) Lizodian Soldier: Yes... Why the confusion? FD Chamelia: Allow me to give you the short version. We're from another dimension. Lizodian Soldier: Seriously? I didn't think anyone from another dimension would even think to make contact. FD Chamelia: Just get us to Dimensional Monitoring and we can elaborate from there. Lizodian Soldier: Right, General Onyx will know what to do. FD Salamandra: Hopefully this Onyx won't be an asshole. Chamelia: We can only hope... Lizodian Soldier: Don't worry, General Onyx is a good guy.
*at Dimensional Monitoring, after an explanation from the three alternates*
Onyx: Damn, sounds nasty. Salamandra: That's a massive understatement. Onyx: So you think the alternates of the King and Queen will try invading here? FD Chamelia: We don't know. FD Salamandra: The bastard probably would. FD Sailda: I wouldn't be surprised if he came here after us for trying to overthrow him. Onyx: Good point. As risky as it is, you girls will just have to stay here for now. FD Chamelia: Yeah, we don't have anywhere else to go. Onyx: I'll let the King know you're here. I hope that won't be confusing for you three. FD Chamelia: Our Reptilius goes by "Emperor" so it's fine. Onyx: Alright, just wanted to make sure.
(I wanted to add to this post, but I don't wanna hold things up. I'm kind of, fearing the worst as is...)
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Post by Invader TAK on Dec 16, 2013 7:04:47 GMT -6
Lizodian: *runs in* General Onyx! The King is- *gets a scythe blade in the back* Onyx: What the hell? FD Chamelia: Oh no! *FD Reptilius and FD Ariel walk in* FD Salamandra: It's them! FD Sailda: Well, this isn't good. Onyx: *casually motions to another Lizodian* FD Reptilius: *retrieves his scythe* Did you girls honestly believe you could get away from me? FD Ariel: If you did, that's actually kinda cute, but wrong. Onyx: So you two are the alternates these three warned us about. FD Reptilius: Correct. FD Ariel: That'd be us. Onyx: So besides these three, what do you want from us? FD Reptilius: It's simple, really. We wish to expand our empire beyond our realm. FD Ariel: And what better place to start than here? Voice: What was that? FD Ariel: *turns around* Who said- *gets a fireball to the face, knocking her to the ground* FD Reptilius: Somebody has a death wish. FD Ariel: *stands up* I'll say! *forms ice "claws"* *SBVQ Tai and Ariel walk in* Ariel: How is it we always manage to come in at just the right time? Tai: No idea. Onyx: I ain't complaining. FD Reptilius: Well, this just got interesting. Tai: Indeed it has, asshole. So let me guess, dimensional alternates? FD Reptilius: Correct. FD Ariel: Of course. Ariel: Well, this is new. Never thought we'd be fighting ourselves. Tai: Neither did I. *summons Bonds of Harmony* Let's do this! Ariel: *summons Eternal Bond* FD Reptilius: Keyblades, interesting. FD Ariel: Why am I not surprised? FD Reptilius: Regardless, I do not think we should fight quite yet. It is not the time or the place. FD Ariel: Really? Oh, come on! Tai: Wussing out, huh? FD Reptilius: Consider this a tactical retreat. Come on, Ariel. FD Ariel: Fine... FD Reptilius: Just remember, your time is coming. *puts the scythe on his back then activates a device that warps him and FD Ariel out* Tai: *dismisses Bonds of Harmony* Should have known he wouldn't be ready to fight. Ariel: *dismisses Eternal Bond* Well you have to remember, they said they intend to take over this Lizodian Empire, so they're probably coming back with an army. Tai: Good point. So can anyone give us the rundown on the situation? FD Chamelia: Allow me. *one long explanation later* Tai: Holy shit... Ariel: Wow... FD Salamandra: Yeah, he's a real dick. Tai: That is such an understatement. Onyx: So, what are your orders? Tai: I want the Empire on high alert. All Lizodian territories are to know that an invasion is impending. Onyx: On it. Tai: Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if alternates of Spectre, Shadow and the others end up here, if they haven't already. Onyx: We did detect more than one instance of dimensional activity. FD Salamandra: Yeah, our Lizodian Empire was about to make a move in our Earth's Netherworld because of the Sagrotan. But that's all we know. FD Chamelia: Plus there's no way we can get to our Lizodia's homeworld to find out. Onyx: We'll stay alert. Tai: You all just stay here until I have further instructions. Ariel, you're with me. Ariel: Where we going now? Tai: Sinnoh. There's someone I need to talk to there. Ariel: Alright. *at the Team Inferno Base* Tai: *walks in with Ariel* It's been a while since we've been here. Ariel: Yeah. Inferno Grunt: Leader Tai, Admin Ariel, it's been so long! What brings you two here? Tai: Problems regarding the Lizodian Empire. We need to go to the Hall of Legends. I trust those renovations I orders have long since been completed. Inferno Grunt: Yes, sir. I trust you'll be pleased. Tai: Alright, let's check it out. *walks to an elevator with Ariel and punches in a specific code causing the elevator to go down* *one elevator ride to deep below the surface later* Tai: *walks out of the elevator which faces a very large door* Ariel: Wow, I didn't think the Hall of Legends would need to be that big. Tai: You forget how big some of those Legendary and Mythical Pokemon are. Ariel: Ah, right. Tai: *punches a code in on the numeric pad and door opens, revealing a large room with grass, a small river and various lakes, some of them saltwater, and a simulated sky; the Legendary and Mythical Pokemon are seen roaming around* Ariel: So, how much of this is actually real? Tai: All of it but the sky. *closes the door behind them, which shows another keypad but is protected by a barrier* Mewtwo: *hovers over* Welcome to the new Hall of Legends, Tai, Ariel. Tai: Thanks, Mewtwo. I see everyone adjusted well after being released from their Poke Balls. Mewtwo: It wouldn't have been possible without Lizodian technology. Tai: Indeed not. So, do you have the Azure Flute? Mewtwo: Of course. *goes over to a pedestal and uses his psychic powers on it which causes it to open up, revealing the Azure Flute* Tai: *grabs the Azure Flute and plays it* *suddenly a portal opens up and Arceus flies out of it* Arceus: *lands* It has been a while, Tai. Tai: Indeed it has, Arceus. I take it you know why I summoned you. Arceus: I do. An event that could put the entire Multiverse at risk is imminent. Tai: Yeah, our alternates are planning an invasion. Ariel: Are those the only two? Arceus: I have seen alternates of your friends Spectre and Shadow in this universe as well. Tai: Why am I not surprised? Arceus: You did have the foresight to build the new Hall of Legends as securely as it is. Tai: Exactly. Arceus: Worry not, if I did not believe in you, I would not have agreed to go with you. Tai: Very good point. Basically all I wanted to say is, I may need you and some of the other Legendaries in your Balls in the future. Arceus: Thank you for telling me. Is there anything else you need to discuss? Tai: Not right now. You can head back to your dimension now. Arceus: Very well then. See you later. *flies back through another portal* Tai: *sets the Azure Flute back on its pedestal which closes* Mewtwo: So, what happens now? Tai: We prepare to defend everything we have. (Be sure to check the FD post I put up right after this. It has important plot info. Also, I got the idea for new Hall of Legends idea during a talk with Spectre about a week or two ago. Figured I'd also bring in the Azure Flute since the damn games didn't use it.)
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Post by Spectre on Dec 16, 2013 21:38:06 GMT -6
Spectre: *On a computer thats sitting on a desk at his bedside* Thanks for the computer dood, I was getting bored. Doctor:No problem, Overlord told us to spare no expense for your case. Just let us know if you need anything. You're a priority patient, so they'll respond to you immediately. Spectre:Neat dood, thanks again! Doctor:*Walks out of the door and closes it behind him* Spectre:......*shifts eyes, begins wadding up a pillow with one hand and typing into the computer with another* Outside, Doctor:*putting up a sign that says "Priority Patient" onto the door* There we go. *begins walking away* This begins playing loudly. Doctor:.......Huh? *opens the door and looks in* Spectre:*mounted on the pillow*GET OUT, I'M TRAINING!!!! Doctor:*closes the door behind him with a look of shock on his face*...... The ground begins trembling. There are crowds of sargs fleeing in the street, panicking. Receptionist:*looking*...What the hell? A huge, volatile red fireball falls from the sky, striking the ground with tremor inducing force, sargs are incinerated or melted, depending on how they contact the fireball. Receptionist:*pulls an alarm* Outside... FD Spectra is charging through the streets on all fours, blasting huge streams of red fire from her mouth. Gargoyle:*fires a beam from his lightsplitter towards Spectra, who moves her head to the side, losing an ear and a portion of the flesh on her head in the blast* !!!!!! Spectra:*roars like an enormous wildcat and swats the gargoyle out of the sky with her paw, crushing him into the ground effortlessly* Gargoyle:*Gags blood as he spends about 5 agonized seconds alive while nearly completely crushed* She smashes her arm through the hospital, tearing it in half and sending the upper part crashing into the street, crushing hundreds. Spectre:*Sweeps her tail, pulverizing a number of nearby buildings* Another light splitter hits her, this time taking a chunk out of her shoulder. She growls and swings her tail at the gargoyle, who dodges and draws a pair of laser pistols, firing them. They seem to barely char her fur. She spews a huge, undodgable stream of fire, the Gargoyle turns to stone in desperation, falling to the ground and shattering to peices. Spectra:!?*lets out a massive roar, followed by low, grumbling click* Gargoyle:*hovers high and talks on a communicator* We've lost two gargoyles so far! The only thing thats hurting it so far is the lightsplitters! An even louder roar echoes through the city, the ground shakes. Gargoyle2:What the hell was that!? FD Spectre erupts from the earth, causing a catastrophic shower of boulders and magma that wipes out a large portion of the city. the sargs begin trying to evacuate citizens and their soldiers prepare for battle. Manticore:*Fires missles at Spectra, they knock her back and make her flinch, but it seems to only damage the fur and break the skin, it gets stepped on by Spectre, reducing it to rubble* Lighting strikes as a massive storm brews overhead, Nidhogg descends through the clouds and begins rampaging, though he's darting his head around cautiously, his whiskers drift in the breeze trying to detect something. Spectra: XIRAXIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!Gargoyle:Its calling for Xiraxi? Gargoyle 2:Damn, maybe she'd have better luck. Her aims superb...I'm guessing shes done something to wrong these things in the past? Spectre:*sprinting through buildings, calling Xiraxis name while flattening anything unfortunate to be in his path* Spectra:*blasts an enormous glob of flaming fluid into the air, then throws a building into it, causing it to rain magma on the entire area*
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Post by Invader TAK on Dec 18, 2013 11:02:52 GMT -6
*at Dimensional Monitoring, Lizodia Island*
Tai: *walks in with Ariel* Alright, business in Sinnoh is done. Anything else we should know about out alternates? FD Chamelia: Well, we have info about our dimension's version of Equestria. Tai: Go on... FD Salamandra: That bastard of an Emperor actually CONQUERED it. Tai: *starts glowing red* What. Onyx: Oh hell... FD Sailda: He also corrupted those versions of Celestia, Luna, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity and Fluttershy. Tai: *glowing brighter* Ok, it's official. I am going to yank off my alternate's head THROUGH HIS ASS! *flares up on the last three words* Onyx: Maybe... you shouldn't have mentioned that bit. FD Chamelia: Now you understand why we're here. Tai: *calms down, sorta* Yes, I do. I want the defenses in our Equestria bolstered. Bring in more soldiers from the homeworld if you have to. Onyx: Got it. Tai: Also, I want Chamelia, Salamandra and Sailda to undergo Metroid DNA infusion. BOTH versions. FD Chamelia: You sure about that? FD Salamandra: As I understand, we were supposed to be part of our Reptilius' personal squad before we told him to fuck off. FD Sailda: I take it our alternates are actually in your personal squad. Tai: Correct. FD Chamelia: Not surprised. Tai: Anyway, we need to get to our Equestria and warn Celestia and Luna about a possible invasion. Especially if my bastard alternate has corrupted versions of Harmony Squadron under his command. FD Chamelia: Harmony Squadron? *pauses for a minute* Ah, right. Twilight Sparkle and her friends. Our Reptilius called them Nightmare Squadron. Tai: So, if he can corrupt beings to support him, I take it he uses darkness. FD Salamandra: You got it. I wouldn't be surprised if seeing your Keyblades is what made him turn tail and run. Tai: Possibly. Well, Ariel and I need to get going. Also Onyx, I have an idea I want to mention to the scientists and mages when we get back. Onyx: Alright. (The hell you planning this time?) Tai: Ready, Ariel? Ariel: As always.
(I'll keep it short for now)
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Post by Invader TAK on Dec 21, 2013 20:24:59 GMT -6
*at the palace in Canterlot*
Tai: *walks out of the portal* Alright, let's get the warning to Celestia and Luna. Now what time of day is it? *looks out a window and sees that it's half day and half night* Well, that's not good. Ariel: How is this even possible? Tai: Well, the day and night cycle in Equestria is controlled by Celestia and Luna so that means they're... gone. *runs to the main hall*
*in the main hall*
Guard Pony: Ah, King Reptilius, Queen Ariel! It's urgent! Tai: I'll say it's urgent. What's going on? Guard Pony: Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are missing and the Everfree Forest is invading! Princess Twilight has gone to Ponyville to investigate. Ariel: Anything else we should know? Guard Pony: Nothing, my Queen. Tai: Thanks for the heads up. Let's go, Ariel. Ariel: Right! Tai: *runs outside then transforms into a dragon so Ariel can hop his back and they fly to Ponyville*
*in Ponyville*
Tai: *dodging spiky clouds and vines* Ariel: What is going on here? Tai: No idea. *notices a strange creature* But I get the feeling we're about to find out. *lands then transforms back to his human form after Ariel hops off his back* Hey, you! Creature: *is lounging* What? *sees Tai and Ariel* Oh, I was wondering when you two would show up. *vanishes then reappears in Tai's hair* Tai: I take it you're Discord. Creature: Oh, you're so clever, Reptilius. Congratulations on stopping Maleficent and those Heartless creatures, by the way. *vanishes then appears in Ariel's hair* I take it this lovely lady is Ariel. Ariel: Yes. Tai: Alright, what have you done with Celestia and Luna? Discord: *vanishes and reappears in front of Tai and Ariel* What have I done? You should know that I'm reformed. *a halo forms over his head* Tai: *rolls eyes* Ok then, where's Twilight and the others? Discord: Oh, if you must know, they're in the Everfree Forest looking for the Tree of Harmony. Tai: Wait, there's a Tree of Harmony now? Discord: It's existed for over a thousand years, possibly since Equestria's beginning. Tai: I see. Well, thanks for the chit chat, Discord. Let's go, Ariel. Ariel: Right. Discord: Be careful in there, you two! *goes back to enjoying the chaos*
*in the Everfree Forest*
Ariel: This place is creepy. Tai: Yeah, no kidding. *a vine pops up* Tai: *summons Bonds of Harmony and cuts it down* I can already tell these vines will be a pain in the ass. Ariel: Yeah.
*deeper in, just after Twilight is saved from the strange plants*
Applejack: I sure am glad you came lookin' for us. Twilight: Not as glad as I am that you found me. Rarity: The truth of it is, Twilight, we're simply lost without you. Rainbow Dash: Yeah. Equestria may need its princess... Fluttershy: ... But we need our friend. Tai: *walks up with Ariel* Well, looks like we're late for once. Ariel: Oh well, it happens. Tai: Yeah, let's just get to the tree.
*in front of the Tree of Harmony*
Tai: Wow... Twilight: *flies up to the tree, gets grabbed by a vine then blasts it away with magic, remembers something from the flashback she saw, then lands and turns to everyone* I know how we can save the tree. We have to give it the Elements of Harmony. Rainbow Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa, heh. How are we supposed to protect Equestria? Rarity: How are we meant to rein Discord in if we can't use the Elements to turn him back to stone? Applejack: Twilight... The Elements of Harmony... They're what keep us connected no matter what. Twilight: You're right about one thing, Applejack. The Elements of Harmony did bring us together. But it isn't the Elements that will keep us connected. It's our friendship. And it's more important and more powerful than any magic. My new role in Equestria may mean I have to take on new responsibilities, and our friendships may be tested, but it will never, ever be broken. Tai: Allow me to speak up. I understand the Elements of Harmony brought you girls together and have been Equestria's most powerful means of defense, but they're not the only thing Equestria has. When Equestria was brought into the Lizodian Empire, I swore to protect it with everything I could. *summons Bonds of Harmony* I mean it more than ever now. Ariel: I agree completely. *summons Eternal Bond* Twilight: There's no time to lose. Everypony ready? *flies up* Everyone else: Ready! Twilight: *uses her magic to remove the Elements from their necklaces and tiara, then after a brief struggle against some vines, gets the Elements to the Tree of Harmony, which causes it to glow brightly and eliminate the vines*
*in Ponyville*
Discord: *lounging on a vine until it vanishes, causing him to land on the ground* Oh, poo.
*back at the Tree of Harmony, two piles of vines near the base vanish last, revealing Celestia and Luna*
Twilight: *runs up to Celestia and hugs her* Celestia: We know how difficult it must have been for you to give up the Elements. It took great courage to relinquish them. *the Tree of Harmony suddenly causes a plant to sprout up, which opens up to reveal a strange box with six locks* Twilight Sparkle: What's inside it? How am I supposed to open it? Princess Luna: Six locks, six keys. Princess Celestia: I do not know where they are. But I do know that it is a mystery you will not be solving alone. Tai: Allow us try something. *he and Ariel point their Keyblades at the mystery box, only for nothing to happen* Strange, it's said that the Keyblade can open or close any lock. Maybe it's because there are only two Keyblades here. Ariel: It was worth a try. *dismisses Eternal Bond* Tai: Indeed it was. *dismisses Bonds of Harmony* Now let's get going. We still have to prepare for the Summer Sun Celebration on top of cleaning up the mess from these vines.
(Gonna cut it off here. For the rest, refer to the episode. I just wanted to get SBVQ Equestria aligned with the show. Besides, not having the Elements will come into play later on.
EDIT: Made a couple additions.)
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Post by Shadow Scryer on Dec 21, 2013 23:04:15 GMT -6
In the metal universe;
The sun starts rising on the partially metal-covered planet. There are huge patches of grey visible from space that mark every Purstl city, the capital actually being among the smallest and silver
There is a rip in the fabric of space as an armada of Lizodian ships appear.
Reptilius: *Staring out a window* Is that it?
Pilot: I believe so, sir. It seems like dawn’s just breaking on the capital.
Reptilius: Then we attack the capital. Tell all ships to converge on the silver city, preferably without using lethal force. The fewer they kill, the more bullet sponges we have and the more test subjects we can use. Killing them wouldn’t do much for their opinion of us either. Take the capital and make an example of any resistance.
In the capital (Formerly the Netherworld economic district);
Carbonella: *Stumbles into the throne room, looking half-asleep* Okay… okay lord Aurum, I’m here. What’s wrong?
Aurum: What’s wrong is that you didn’t get dressed before coming here.
Carbonella: *Looks down at herself, noticing that she’s only in her underwear* Oh. (Confused) I don’t see your point.
Aurum: You live three blocks away and only ever walk here. Normally I wouldn’t care, but you know normal Purstl aren’t strong enough to comprehend how you look! How many stares did you get on the way here?
Carbonella: I can’t really remember, but I think five heads exploded.
Aurum: And that right there is why it’s not a good idea. … What am I talking about?! A fleet of ships just appeared in orbit and are descending on the capital!
Carbonella: (Stressed) What do you want me to do then?!
Aurum: Something!
Carbonella: I’m good at strategic construction when we’re at war! Not when we’re being attacked out of nowhere! These things take time, Aurum!
Aurum: Argh… okay, okay… maybe they’re NOT here to kill us all. With a fleet that size they’d be able to without using ground troops. Maybe they’re here to offer an alliance?
The smug voice of Reptilius echoes throughout the capital
Reptilius: Attention, lesser metal beings! You are now officially under the rule of the Lizodian empire! Any attempts to resist will be responded to with lethal force. This is you only warning, surrender or we may just destroy your planet.
Carbonella: Um… I remember that name, but I don’t think I was conscious at the time.
Aurum: Reptilius is the head of the Lizodian empire, one of the three major factions we had to fight alongside the Sagrotan and Spectres minions in Lord Blades’ final conquest. (Confused) But he’s always been more of a king and less of a tyrant, even if he was unbelievably naïve. And what happened to your carefree, sexy personality?
Carbonella: Does it look like we’re winning right now?! Okay… You have Lord Blades exclusive telepathy, right? Just… let’s follow them for now but keep everyone in the loop.
Aurum: Alright. (Sets a mental command that any traitor will be cut from the mental network and have critical knowledge removed from their memories, just to be safe) *Picks up a microphone from his desk* Emperor Reptilius, we surrender unconditionally.
Reptilius: Perfect.
Ariel: But how did they know your name?
Reptilius: I’m sure they encountered our alternates in this universe some time or other, it doesn’t really matter. Now get some carriers down there, I want three cities worth of soldiers ready for deployment. … Oh, and bring me the most powerful soldier you can find along with the planets leader. I have something in mind.
A carrier lands just outside the capital.
Lizodian soldier: Attention… whatever you are! File into the carrier until it’s full!
Carbonella: *Thinks* I’ll go. (If they left base Omega intact just a little bit, I might be able to work with that. If not, I’ll just have to find something else.)
Aurum: (Understood). But for Blades sake Carbonella, put some armour on! *Telekinetically summons her armour* The last thing we want today is more death when we can avoid it!
Carbonella: *Climbs into the carrier*
Lizodian: What? Ok, okay. Send your strongest soldier and your leader, our king desires to meet with them!
Aurum: *Sighs* Alright. (General Platynx, you heard them.)
A little later;
A solidly-built general armed with a sledgehammer stands at attention alongside Aurum until Reptillius teleports in.
Reptilius: Greetings, you two. Admittedly, it is nice to know the faces of my new allies. Now I have a request… *Darkness forms in his hands and he grabs both of their heads* I am your new master and you will obey me. I am leaving you here to oversee things and you will NOT tolerate any insubordination. Do I make myself clear?
Platynx: *Growls and kneels, his metalic veins having turned black*
Aurum: (Coldly, yet with the utmost respect. It seems that he now speaks with a cold edge to his voice) I understand, sir.
Reptilius: Perfect. Now go and do your job. *Warps back to his ship* We have our cannon fodder, let’s get back to work.
Aurum: Lord Reptilius, if I may make a request? There are a substantial number of Purstl who will not like that you have taken over. I recommend leaving a force to police these ingrates, perhaps soldiers in reserve. It will give them something to do.
Reptilius: Hmm… Very well, I will do as you suggest. Thank you for your honesty.
Aurum: And Lord Reptilius, you should keep a careful eye on the one known as Carbonella. Unfortunately, I cannot remember so much as the gender, let alone appearance and rank. But I suspect they may have… well, I need not say.
Reptilius: Again, thank you. Goodby… what was your name?
Aurum: Aurum, my lord.
Reptilius: *Nods and warps back to his ship* Everything should be in order. Get the reserve troops to police the planet and let’s get back to work.
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Post by Invader TAK on Dec 23, 2013 7:54:54 GMT -6
*at Canterlot Palace a few days after the Summer Sun Celebration just after Tai explains the situation with the alternates*
Celestia: I see, that is indeed a problem. Tai: I actually wanted to tell you sooner, but the stuff in the Everfree Forest happened. Ariel: After that, it only seemed right to wait until after the Summer Sun Celebration. Celestia: I thank you for that. Is there anything you want us to do? Tai: Just stay on alert. We're going to head back to Lizodia Island to prepare for my alternate's attack. I get the feeling he'll strike there first. Celestia: Be careful. Tai: We try, but it's not easy. Ariel: Yeah, we've been through a lot. Tai: And it's not letting up. Anyway, we'll check in after the preparations on Lizodia Island are complete.
*at Dimensional Monitoring, Lizodia Island*
Tai: *walks in with Ariel* Alright, here's the plan. First, I want everything of importance moved to either the Inferno or the homeworld and all important data backed up. Onyx: Alright, we can do that. FD Chamelia: We can help with that. FD Salamandra: You got it! FD Sailda: Doesn't sound like a problem. Tai: Next, I want a defense shield built around Atlantica. Ariel will be helping with that. Ariel: Sounds great to me. Tai: After that, we set up an evacuation route for the island's residents. The enemy has proven they can warp through our defense shield so being able to evacuate is of high importance. Onyx: I get the feeling you think this island might not survive this attack. Not sure why, we've made it through worse. Tai: We also haven't had to fight alternates of ourselves, either. FD Chamelia: Don't underestimate our Reptilius. He will resort to practically anything. Remember, we're talking about a bastard who launched an unprovoked attack on our dimension's version of Equestria. Tai: Exactly. I'm not taking any chances. Finally, I want the soldiers prepared. I want everyone in top condition. Onyx: Shall we bring in some recruits from the homeworld? Tai: Great idea. Alright, that'll cover everything for now. Let's move! Onyx: It will be done, my King. Tai: While all that's being carried out, I'm gonna go to the Netherworld to warn Shadow and the other Sagrotan.
*in the skies above the Netherworld, a Lizodian fleet is approaching*
*on a cruiser* FD Onyx: *on screen* Sure striking here first is a good idea? What about your alternate? FD Reptilius: It would be foolish to strike Lizodia Island when they expect us. Besides, this is where the Sagrotan were detected, correct? FD Onyx: But if we strike Lizodia Island now, they won't have time to prepare. FD Reptilius: Yes, but they have an Inferno of their own. They could just use orbital strikes on us and the defense shield would keep the island protected. We'll need to send a team to take out that shield before we can launch a proper attack. FD Ariel: Besides, taking this Netherworld will give us a proper foothold in this dimension. FD Onyx: Alright, fair point. FD Reptilius: Besides, the Sagrotan are in unfamiliar territory. If there are alternates of them here, there's a chance they won't be of help to the Sagrotan from our dimension. What better chance to wipe them out than now? FD Ariel: If we have to, we could just let the two Sagrotan armies fight each other then deal with the victor. FD Onyx: Another fair point. But what of the Purstl? How much use will they be? FD Reptilius: I suspect they will see plenty of use. Provided we can catch any sentient Purstl so I can bend them to my will, that is. FD Onyx: Yeah, that random sentience thing does sound like a total pain in the ass. You'd think their leader would do something about that. FD Reptilius: Nothing wrong with sentience, provided they stay loyal. But we can concern ourselves with that later, we have a Netherworld to conquer and Sagrotan to eliminate.
(Another short setup post.)
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Post by Shadow Scryer on Dec 25, 2013 7:06:46 GMT -6
SS: What the HELL is that thing?!
Sergeant: I don’t know sir, but he’s looking for Xiraxi!
SS: Who?!
Sergeant: One of our newest gargoyles! I don’t know what she did to piss these guys off, but she probably stole something she shouldn’t have!
SS: Uh… I’m going to ignore tha- WHAT IN THE NETHERWORLD IS SHE DOING?!
Honji is using her weapon as a grappling hook, scaling Spectras body
Honji: *Climbs onto her enemies shoulder, onto the top of her head, embeds the blade in the top of the Behemoths head and scales down her face, stopping in front of an eye* *Unsheathes a shortsword strapped to her lower back*
Spectra: *Blinks in annoyance*
Honji: (Coldly) Blinding target. *Rams the blade in up to the hilt and swiftly kicks it in before releasing her weapon and free-falling*
Spectra: *Roars in pain, clutching her eye. Come on, how would you feel if you got a metal shard jammed in your eye, no matter how small it was?*
SS: *Flies at top speed, catching the assassin before she hits the ground* Don’t you EVER do that again without a parachute, minimum!
Honji: *Salutes from her position in his arms* Yes, Supreme overlord Shadow Sir!
SS: *Sets her down* Good. (Into a radio) All units, focus fire on the female. I have an idea.
Honji: *Salutes* How can I help?
SS: You can’t, your part’s done. *Flies off*
Honji: *Sags* If… if you say so, supreme overlord…
By now, the Sargs have regrouped. Most are focusing their fire on Spectra while a select few are tormenting Spectre by taking cheap shots, evading and mocking him, but they’re doing a poor job as he tears the place to shreds looking for Xiraxi. He’s so pissed off that he doesn’t notice every other Sarg still alive throwing everything they have at his mate.
Spectra: *Staggers from about twelve rockets hitting her in the face simultaneously and doubles over from half the amount of missiles hitting her in the midsection, although the damage caused is minimal at most*
SS: *Flying towards her, hand outstretched* Overlord strike 33, Armageddon!
Cue the standard nuclear blast, throwing the behemoth back
Nidhogg: Overlord, I have looked everywhere possible, in every cell, every holding facility and every basement in this city and I truly believe lady Xiraxi is not here. Forthermore, these Sagrotan have nearly killed lady Spectra! It would be best if we withdraw for now!
Spectre: (Spews forth another stream of lava, killing several of his attackers) You of all mortals should know we can’t truly die! And as long as I’m here, I’ll do EVERYTHING I CAN TO FIND XIRAXI AND DESTROY THESE MISERABLE SONS OF BITCHES!
Nidhogg: Overlord, she’s not here! The portal must have sent her somewhere else and we should really ensure her safety before destroying these Sagrotan! It’s best to catch them off guard and you’ve lost the element of surprise!
Spectre: *Looks back at Spectre, eyes widen in horror, leaps over to her, picks her up and growls at the assembled Sargs* This isn’t over. *Leaps away, disappearing from sight, followed by Nidhogg*
SS: *Dials a number* (Grimly) Orochi, we’re abandoning this base.
Orochi: What? That’s one of our biggest cities!
SS: *Stares at the wreckage* It used to be. Get the troops on high alert, there are two unidentified giant monsters and a dragon looking for a gargoyle named Xiraxi. They alone destroyed this place.
Orochi: … Understood. Good luck, Shadow.
SS: *Hangs up* (To a soldier) I want whatever’s left of this place rigged with explosives with a trip mechanic in case they come back. We might have lost this city, but we can still drag them with it. After you’ve done that, retreat to HQ. It IS still hidden, right?
Soldier: Yes sir!
SS: Maybe it’s best if we try replicating that tech.
Soldier: Sorry, but that’s impossible! The Purstl only had the one and we stole it before they could write down notes of their success.
SS: *Growls in frustration* Alright then. Just… I don’t know, do whatever you can to prepare for a war. *Sighs* Another one.
Soldier: *Salutes and starts gathering the survivours*
SS: *Starts gliding back to Honji, but stops when he notices something*
Four of the Gargoyle recruits are standing around the mangled corpse of recruit Gamma.
SS: *Lands* Recruits.
Epsilon: He couldn’t tell it was permanent in the real world.
Sigma: He should not have been a part of the program.
Theta: … He was an arsehole, but still. Overlord, I request that training sessions actually have some lasting risk attached to them. Not necessarily death, but some other form of injury to remind us that we can’t just respawn.
??: Maybe YOU can’t.
The group turn to see Scryer (who else was it gonna be?), although he’s wearing his blade armour and as such, they don’t recognize him.
Scryer: The abominations that attacked this place are enemies of mine. I have my own Sagrotan army believe it or not. Think of them as… soldiers willing to go the extra mile to get the job done. We recently perfected respawn and cloning technology and are willing to share it with you should you unite with us under my banner.
ALL Sagrotan within earshot hiss
Soldier 2: Who the hell do you think you are?!
Soldier 3: Overlord Shadow’s led us to victory back in the Purstl wars and helped bring us into existence in the first place! Why in the Netherworld would we follow some punk we know nothing about?!
Scryer: (Surprised to hear “Overlord Shadow”, but doesn’t show it) I see. That IS a shame, but no matter. I’m sure some of you will listen to reason in due time.
SS: *Glares* You’re leading the insurgents?
Scryer: No. But in time, you will listen to reason. After all, our goals are ultimately the same.
Epsilon: Wait. I’ll come with you.
Scryer: Smart kid. *Looks at the surrounding group* I will see you all when you realize this way is the best. *Shadowports out*
Theta: (Horrified) That… that IDIOT! He… Why would he do that?!
Sigma: The lure of bodily immortality is a powerful one. Those un-rooted in their belief will fall to its temptation.
SS: … You three, continue your training and make me proud.
Elsewhere;
Scryer: *appears with Epsilon*
FD Orochi: Ah, overlord! Back already?
Scryer: Yes. It seems our… our ‘alternates’ are unwilling to aid us. They are too faithful to their leader. Still, they mentioned insurgents. We may be able to unite these rebels to our cause… but this is a strange world so if we must, we may need to make necessary alliances. With those goblins and their masters if it comes down to it.
Spectre: *Twitching uncontrolably* Does this fighting ever end?!
SS: I’m starting to wonder that myself, mate. I was actually thinking of migrating a bunch of Sargs to Hyrule just so we could escape this insanity.
Spectre: *Sighs as he remembers* Hyrule… It’s been a long time.
Honji: (Impatiently) Yes I’m sure, but we need to get to your netherworld!
Spectre: *Thinks* Melak should still be there if I’m remembering right. She said something about how she likes it. I have no idea why, but it’s best not to think about it.
SS: Alrighty then! *Shadowports all three of them*
(I had more planned, but I’m leaving for a week tomorrow and I was afraid that Spectre might lose interest again so this should work for now.)
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Post by Invader TAK on Dec 30, 2013 19:09:51 GMT -6
*at the main Sagrotan base*
Tai: *after explaining the alternates situation* That's pretty much it for now. Figured I'd give you guys for the heads up. Next up is warning Spectre's horde. Orochi: Thanks for the warning. Just before you two got here, Shadow told me we lost a base, but he didn't say to what. Ariel: Alternates, maybe? Tai: That's what I'm thinking. Could be ours, but I can't say for certain. Sagrotan: *rushes in* Overlord! A Purstl army is attacking the Economic District! Orochi: Damn! So soon? Sagrotan: They claimed to be lead by... Reptilius Scalzar. *looks at Tai* Orochi: Relax, it's a dimensional alternate of his. Ariel: Oh no... Tai: That... son of a... BITCH! *gets on his wrist communicator and Onyx's hologram appears* Onyx, urgent news. My alternate has taken control of the Purstl and launched an attack on the Netherworld's Economic District. Yes, the one in this dimension. Get an Assault Carrier there NOW! Also, I'm giving the evacuation order. All non-military personnel are to be evacuated to either Equestria or the homeworld. Onyx: Does that include the governor? Tai: Yes! Get on it while the enemy is occupied down here! Onyx: Yes, my King! *ends communication* Ariel: Guess we're dealing with them sooner than expected. Tai: Yeah, but still. We can't allow them to get to Lizodia Island.
(Short, but I wanna get it up before Shadow's post so nothing gets fucked up)
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Post by Shadow Scryer on Jan 1, 2014 9:58:38 GMT -6
An FD Lizodian ship approaches Jountenheim, lands outside the stronghold and unloads its soldiers
Commander: (Through a megaphone) ATTENTION PRIMITIVES, YOU ARE NOW UNDER THE RULE OF THE LIZODIAN EMPIRE! RESISTANCE WILL BE MET WITH LETHAL FORCE!
Hate: *Groans* Tell me I’m hearing things.
Soldier: Afraid not, sir.
Hate: Well get someone to call Reptilius, tell him to get his soldiers under control.
Soldier: Erm… these ones are dressed a bit differently from the Lizodian army.
Hate: Then tell him some idiots have defected and mobilize a force to deal with these wastes of space.
Soldier: *Taps a few buttons on a machine* It… it seems a Gargoyle’s taken matters into his own hands.
Hate: Hmm? *Checks* Ouch! (Mildly) I almost feel bad for them. Then I remember they’re trying to take over our city and I think ‘screw them’.
Outside;
Commander: THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING. SURRENDER OR- *Jerks and screams as his skeleton rips its way out of the front of his body, dragging most of his organs with it*
The rest of the army opens fire, destroying the remains, then turns their attention to the shadows, from which a figure nine and a half feet tall rises. Most of his form is obscured by a black cloak, inclusive of his entire face, but he’s clad in steel-coloured power armour… so pretty much uncoloured. In his right hand is a scythe with hooks running along its blade. The weather suddenly becomes overcast and it starts raining.
Lizodian soldier: I don’t suppose you’re here to surrender?
??: (Hoarsely. He sounds… ancient) Hardly. You speak to Charon, ‘Harbringer of decay’. *Slowly floats towards them, left hand outstretched despite having no visible wings*
Lizodian soldier: OPEN FIRE!
They do so, but most of the bullets lose their momentum and the few that manage to continue are rendered inefficient by the power armour.
Charon: *Suddenly moves fast, sweeping low and severing several soldiers at the knees, raising the weapon and bringing it down through the head of another*
Soldier: Bullets aren’t doing squat! Engage in melee!
I have no idea what the standard weapon in the army is, so I’m giving these guys swords with laser edges.
Charon: (Hoarsely) You think to beat me to death with these little sticks? The spark of life fails before me no matter what form it takes. *Waves his left hand*
Sure enough, the laser blades flicker and die
Soldier 2: We need to retreat!
Soldier 3: And say what? That we couldn’t take the city because one guy proved to be too much for our entire army?!
Charon: *Hoarse laughter, which swiftly turns to harsh coughing* One? *Raises his left hand*
The corpses of the lizodians he’s killed rise to their feet and turn on their former allies. They move slowly, but they draw fire, are VERY capable of killing the reptiles. He himself is gliding through the Lizodian ranks, limiting his kills, preferring his thralls to be in one piece if possible. The Lizodians around him seem to weaken and slow while nearby undead become significantly more powerful and agile.
Soldier 4: GET THE SAGROTAN! IF HE DIES, SO DO THEY!
Charon: *Decapitates him and groans as he’s stabbed through the shoulder from behind*
Soldier 5: Blunt sticks, huh bitch?! *Rips it out and prepares to stab again*
Charon: *Grabs him with his left hand and throws him off*
Soldier 5: *Scrambles to his feet*
Charon: … *Slowly raises his hand*
Soldier 5: *Eyes widen in alarm as he’s lifted off the ground by an unseen force, stopping at eye-level* *Chokes as he slowly shrivels, becoming a shriveled husk before turning to dust*
Soldier 6: GET THE DAMNED NECROMANCER!
Five Lizodians who aren’t fighting for their lives charge, unwieldy makeshift spears readied
There is a crack of thunder and a second, normal-sized Gargoyle holding a battle axe with chainsaws in place of blades appears in front of him. He has a skull painted on his visor and that’s all that needs to be said.
Krakay: *Activates the weapon and swiftly reduces the reptiles to chunks of flesh and metal* Is that all, sir?
Charon: *Slowly looks around at the last few Lizodians getting overwhelmed* It appears so. *Drifts back to Hate to give his report*
Hate: *Staring at a screen*
Krakay: Lord Hate.
Hate: Alternate universe invasion, not rebels. We need to get defensive perimeters up. Shield us from orbital viewing, start watches with hourly shifts, EVERYTHING! And where the hell is Xiraxi?
Elsewhere;
Mister Torgue: So you want the designs to MY guns so you can USE THEM IN CONJUNCTION WITH OTHER EFFECTS LIKE HYPERION AND TEDIORE FOR YOUR OWN GUNS?! *Takes a quick glance at her backpack, which happens to be three times as tall as she is, full of schematics and guns*
Xiraxi: (Clad in what looks like very light power armour with no helmet. Has her hair in a short pseudo-mohawk like the one in SCV) *Has a grin spanning from ear to ear* Yep!
Mister Torgue: THAT IS AWESOME *Produces the designs, leaps and slam-dunks them into her backpack* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
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Post by Invader TAK on Jan 4, 2014 0:15:45 GMT -6
*Dimensional Monitoring*
Tai: *walks in with Ariel and the SBVQ versions of Chamelia, Salamandra and Sailda* Girls, your alternates from what we're designating the Forsaken Dimension. Chamelia: I feel like I'm looking into a mirror. FD Chamelia: Same. Salamandra: This is crazy! I didn't expect to meet any of my dimensional alternates! FD Salamandra: Yeah. But lucky for you, we're not evil like the Reptilius and Ariel of our dimension. Sailda: This is very intriguing. It really shows how far Lizodia has come over the centuries. FD Sailda: Agreed. Shame our Lizodia had to be drawn to a path of evil. Ariel: At least there are Lizodians like you three who oppose such a path. Tai: Yeah... Anyway, the reason I brought you girls here is simple. I have plan for dealing with our alternates should they prove to be too much for us. Come with me.
*at a lab at Lizodia Island Palace, after explanation*
Chamelia: WHAT? FD Chamelia: Are you CRAZY? Salamandra: Are out of your FUCKING MIND? FD Salamandra: That's fucking INSANE! Sailda: You sure this is a good idea? FD Sailda: What even made you CONSIDER that? Tai: Look, I know it's insane. But if it comes down to it, I'll do it. But first, I wanna make sure it'll work as intended. Therefore, the process will be tested on you six. FD Chamelia: Makes sense, considering there wouldn't be any internal conflict. Salamandra: Yeah, it'd make more sense with us six, considering we're all fighting for the same side. Tai: Anyway, you girls ready?
*at the Hall of Legends, Arceus has returned and is speaking with Mewtwo*
Mewtwo: Do you think we will need to get involved with this conflict? Arceus: I cannot say. All I can say is I trust Tai will do what is right. Mewtwo: As do I. This place is proof of that. Arceus: Indeed it is.
(Alright, I've put this off long enough, so here it is!)
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Post by Spectre on Jan 6, 2014 14:26:30 GMT -6
Later...
SS:..Hey, has anyone heard from Spectre?
Sarg:Nope, he left for lord-knows-where after the incident with the giant monsters.
Meanwhile, on an isolated, but large tropical island.
Spectre is sitting on a pink towel with a picture of Etna posing in her swimsuit on it with his arms behind his head(See avatar). He's wearing sunglasses, listening to an MP3 player, with a tropical beverage in an umbrella glass sitting next to him. His skin is darker, indicating he's tanning.
Spectre:*Exhales* Aaaaaah...I should have done this AGES ago. So far nothing horrible's happened to me since I came to this island!
Cerebella:*Lying beside him on an orange-black diamond patterned towel in a rather skimpy blue bikini, Vice Versa is lying next to her head wearing mini sunglasses* I know, and nothing horrid's happened to me since we got separated! You must have had some bad luck miasma or something.
Spectre: I guess. Maybe all I needed was a break from the stress.
Cerebella:So how long are we going to vacation here?
Spectre:*Shrugs* However long we need to.
Cerebella: I hope Vitale doesn't get upset over me going AWOL...
Spectre:Remember the training,Cera.
Cerebella;Oh! Right!......I know he's no good for me, its just he's been my father figure since I was small...Whatever happened to him anyway?
Spectre:.....
Meanwhile, in prison.
Vitale:*Grabbing the bars angrily and barking at Parasoul* YOU CAN'T LOCK ME UP IN HERE YOU BITCH! I'M THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN NEW MERIDIAN!!
Parasoul: Keep barking Vitale, I'm sure we'll care someday. *walks away with her guards*
Vitale:*growls* MARK MY WORDS, THE MEDICIS WILL RISE AGAIN, AND WE'LL KILL YOU, EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER CARED FOR, EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD YOU'VE CROSSED ON THE STREET!!!*Shadow looms behind him*
Cassi:*puffing on a cigar* Well hello new cellmate...
Vitale:Y-You! If you help me get out of here, I promise you your eternal freedom! I'll-
Cassi:*Tosses the cigar* Now why would I want to get out of here when I have free ass fall into my lap every day? *forcefully bends him over a bed*
Vitale:Wh-What are you doing!? P-PARASOUL!! WHERE ARE YOU!? THIS HAS TO BE AGAINST PROTOCOL!!! SOMEBODY, HELP!!!
Cassi:Take a deep breath. *Moves her fingers into a duck bill shape and moves her arm back* I ain't usin' spit!
Vitale:WHAT!? NO- NO!!! PLEASE!! I'M BEGGIN-
*CRUNCH*
AAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spectre:....I'll tell you in a few years.
Cerebella:*Shrugs*
Dwagon:*moves out of a portal* Master, thank goodness I've found you!
Spectre:Ah, Dwagon? UUp for a Vacation?
Dwagon:The Underworld, it's been invaded and we've all be driven out my a giant monster claiming to be you!!
Gnarl:He also brought along numerous other imposters sire!
Spectre:*thinks* Did you get all of our hives out?
Dwagon:Yes, all the minions and vassals have been secured. We're currently in hiding in a different area of the netherworld! We need you to-
Spectre:*Holds up his index...Flipper-finger thing to his mouth* Dwagon, I'm gonna stop you right there.
Gnarl:But sire-
Spectre:Gentlemen. I am on vacation. I have gone a solid month without anything horrible happening to me. For once, I'm enjoying myself. I have everything I need here. The fauna is fairly tame. The flora is beautiful and it's the perfect spot for me to train.
Dwagon:Train?
Spectre:Yes, Cerebellas.....Toughening me up. Anyway, if you'll excuse us, we have some rays to catch.
Dwagon:But...Sire...Your kingdom.
Spectre:I trust you'll take care of the situation. Now, unless you're here to join us in our slice of paradise here, you may leave.
Gnarl:*growls* What happened to you?
Spectre:Life. I'm enjoying it.
Dwagon:*sigh* Very well sire, but we're not making a move on them until you're back.
Spectre:Thats fine with me!
Dwagon and Gnarl enter the portal, it closes.
Spectre:*Sigh*
Cerebella:Are you sure you should leave that unattended?
Spectre:This situation sounds dire, therefore I'm going to get utterly pulverize multiple times if I go and screw with it. I've had enough wars, let whoever they are have the Underworld, so long as my vassals and friends are safe, I can't say I care that much.
Cerebella:*takes off her top and begins tanning her back* Mind rubbing me down with some more lotion?
Spectre:*Turns mildly pale*A...Are you sure you aren't tan enough?
Cerebella:I need to keep my complexion in check. Now oil me up, baby!
Spectre:*whimpers mildly and begins rubbing her back with lotion*
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Post by Spectre on Jan 9, 2014 12:26:44 GMT -6
In the canopy kingdom, within a large, luxurious apartment(Practically a compact manor inside of an enormous building, the apartment appears to be in the upper floors)
There is a rather tall, pale-skinned, thin, lanky, short-haired(grey in color) yellow eyed man wearing an apron taking care of housework. He has an infant strapped to his chest thats curiously observing him work.
The infant is small, with red eyes, black irises in the shape of crosses, with a tuft of pale blue hair on his head. Somewhat pale skinned.
Man:*Humming a tune while vaccuuming and watching the television*...Hm?
News Reporter:Breaking news, head of the Medici family, formerly believed to be a charitable pillar of community in New Merdian, Vitale Medici, has had all of his dirty laundry exposed and has been arrested and imprisoned today along with numerous other members of the family. Princess Parasoul Renoir along with the Black Egrets are currently investigating the familys headquarters, Medici tower, to find links that will uncover other members of the notorious mafia so they may atlast face justice.
Man:Well well well! Its about time someone put that scumbag behind bars! *sits on the sofa and watches the television* Scooch over, Rex.
There is a large, black wolf lying on the sofa trying to take a nap.
Rex:*Moves over, curling up to conserve space*
Reporter:The person responsible for exposing the Medici's, is none other than a Breast Penguin gone sentient! *Puts up a picture of Spectre* Who wished that his host and his name remain anonymous. Its an inspirational story for us all, an infectious breast lump transcending his lowly origins and becoming a national hero!
Baby:*Coos angrily and looks at him suspiciously*
Man:Don't worry Vinnie, she's just helping him out with his issue as a favor for his host. I'm keeping an eye on them to make sure nothing innapropriate occurs. I know Mommy wouldn't cheat on me.
Vinnie:*scowl* Gha.
Man:My, aren't we sassy today? *gets back up and begins vacuuming*
Vinnie:*sighs and begins napping*
In the Underworld.
FD Spectre:*sitting in his throne, looking very bitter*
Nidhogg:Master, we're doing our best to find Lady Xiraxi.
Spectre:*growls* Is every able-bodied minion out searching?
Nidhogg:Every one of them, and thanks to our abundant resources in this Underworld we're churning them out and maturing them faster than we can send them out. We will find her.
Spectre:I trust that you will not let me down, Nidhogg....How is Spectra?
Nidhogg:Recovering well, she suffered alot of explosive trauma. She'll be fully recovered in a matter of hours.
Spectre:Good...
Gnarl:By the way sire, some news to brighten up your day. The minions have been evolving due to the surplus of resources we've found in this Underworld, untouched by the more pacifistic version of you that previously dwelt here. Allow me to introduce to you our new elite fighting force....
Spectre:*Eyes widen with interest as loud hissing, clicking, and roaring is heard as numerous monstrous shadows stretch into the room*......*grins, fire puffing from his maw*
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