Post by Spectre on May 2, 2011 0:40:43 GMT -6
*In the New Vector Command HQ.*
Minun: Sir, we have recieved messages from our spies that the Umbrella Head Quarters had some tragic event!
Lord Tacos: What it is?
Minun: They only mentioned Metroid and Fusion. The rest of the message was cut off.
Lord Tacos: Damn it!
*Death arrives.*
Minun: How did the slaughter go?
Death: Most soldiers were killed. We have some to interrogate my lord.
Minun: Alright I will be in the interrogation level soon. Ah by the way something happened in the Umbrella Head Quarters.
Lord Tacos: I will find more about it and probably recieve more from our allies.
Renzo posted---
Me: *feels a wind behind me* ? *Turns around and Umbrella prime is there* shit...*runs like hell*
U.Prime: *Tries to stab me with a tentacle*
Me: *matrix dodges then warps*
___
Tai posted---
*at the Lizodian camp*
Lizodian: My king, Orochi is here to see you.
Me: Odd, let him in.
Orochi: *walks in* I'm not here for another fight. The war is over. We're though with Umbrella.
Me: I see. So what about their boss?
Orochi: He apparently had the Science Team mutate him into a monster that ended up looking like the form I saw you in.
Me: So he's basically another Metroid Prime.
Orochi: So that's what you call that thing.
Me: Only I'll be able to stop him.
Lizodian: *walks in again* My king, Umbrella Commander Edward Schneider is here to see you.
Me: Let him in.
Edward: *walks in* Hello Reptilius. *notices Orochi* Hello Orochi.
Me: I have an idea you are here. Orochi mentioned that the boss of Umbrella has become a monster similar to Metroid Prime.
Edward: That is correct. I have named this form Umbrella Prime.
Me: Makes sense. Unless he has any other powers, I should be able to handle him fairly well, even without transforming.
Edward: That would be most helpful.
Orochi: So it sounds like Umbrella is dead.
Edward: Exactly. The boss is now Umbrella Prime, and I appear to be the last commander alive, since I was right under him.
Me: Anyway Orochi, what is it you want?
Orochi: I want a place us Scryer clones can call home. We have a population comprised of not just males but also females.
Me: I could have out architects design an artificial island that would be placed Lizodia Island.
Orochi: That would be just fine.
Me: Great. I'll let the architects know right away. Then I'll go hunt down Umbrella Prime.
Dark Samus: *materializes then communicates*
Me: Yes Dark Samus, we could absorb him.
Dark Samus: *laughs then transforms into blue particles that fly back into my body*
Orochi: Interesting. So this Dark Samus, who is this? Is this how Phazon is created?
Me: Yes and no. You see, Dark Samus told me about a planet of pure Phazon. Apparently it is called Phaaze.
Orochi: Interesting. So what's the deal with Phaaze.
Me: Basically it's a sentient planet. But the thing is, since Dark Samus recognized that it was wise to side with me, I control Phaaze.
Orochi: So you basically control Phazon itself.
Me: Exactly. So no need to worry about corruption.
Edward: Wait a minute, couldn't you control Umbrella Prime?
Me: Yeah, but Phazon corruption is interesting. The corrupted being doesn't lose any sense of who they are. They just lose their free will.
Edward: So Umbrella Prime would still be a mindless, aggressive monster.
Me: Yeah, so it might be better to absorb him.
Edward: Got it.
Orochi: I'll let the other clones that you'll have a place built for us.
Me: And I'll get things going and also let my friends know the war is over.
Edward: I'll look for any remaining Umbrella personnel and let them know what's going on.
Me: Great. Let's get started.
___
Etna:So what do we do now if SS cant shadowport us?
Spectre:Well,by the looks of it the only way to get to the lizodian camp is if we go through the long and unforgiving post battlefeild with that huge tentacled apocalypse rampaging through it.and since were all extremely sore from that mile-long fall that lit some of us on fire in the atmosphere,we will not be able to sprint too much.
Etna:What about you? You seem to be moving fine.
Spectre:Hmmm...*moves his arm*
Etna:..We will have to use you for transportation!
Spectre:...pardon?
a few seconds later..In the sky above the battlefeild
Spectre has two tiny prinny wings protruding from the back of his armor,They're flapping like hummingbird wings and Spectre is going at a respectable speed of..about 15 MPH....
Inside Spectres armor,everyone is crammed inside.
Etna:....Can you flap those wings any faster? we got alot of post apocalyptic battlefeild to cross. Not to mention that big ugly metroid thing isnt exactly slow.
Spectre*straining* IM TRYING!!! Im wearing a 1200 pound suit of armor and the extra couple hundred pounds you add do not help in the slightest!!!
Etna:Well maybe you should consider wearing something other than those ridiculously enormous suits of overlord armor you wear?!
Spectre:Hey! the ideal overlord should be physically massive and be very intimidating to inspire awe and respect in his or her or its kingdom as well as surrounding galaxies....i read it in the manual!
Etna:Sigh..
SS:Ugh..Etna could you move your knee?
Shadow Etna:id appreciate it if you moved YOUR knee! Its in a very uncomfortable place.
SS:AGH! sorry!*moves*
*doink*
Laharl:HEY! NO SODOMY!!
SS:THATS MY KNEE RETARD!! And im sorry.*moves it*
*doink*
Etna:WATCH IT!!!
SS:OH FORGET IT!! PRETEND MY KNEE ISNT THERE! I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!!
*doink*
Etna:HOW CAN I PRETEND ITS NOT THERE WHEN ITS LODGED HALFWAY UP MY A-
*BOOM*
Spectre:IM TAKING HITS!!
Umbrella prime is swiping its tentacles at Spectre and blasdting Phazon beams
Spectre:AAAGH!!*dodges desperately and picks up speed slightly,twisting and spinning around to dodge blasts*
Laharl:IM FEELING SICK!!
Spectre:NO PUKING IN THE ARMOR!! I JUST HAD IT POLISHED!!!
SS:Laharl if you puke were all gonna regret it!!
Laharl:I CANT HOLD IT IN!
*vomit noise*
everyone:EWWWW!!!
SS:UGH!!
Etna:ITS EVERYWERE!!!
??:ITS IN MY RACCOON WOUNDS!!!
SS:Wait..Is there someone else in here?
??:......
Spectre:AAAAAAAGH!! BRACE YOURSELVES!!!
Umbrella prime fires a massive laser and it hits Spectre in the abdomen,the lower portion of his armor is blown off and everybody falls out,they desperately grab onto his large cuirass for dear life.vomit also pours out of it.
Etna:UGH PRINCE!!...*notices a peice of broccolli in her hair* hey you ate your vegetables? Why prince i didnt know you were such a good boy..
Laharl:SHUT UP I WAS FORCED TO BY FLONNE!!
Spectre desperately dodges more lasers from the Umbrella prime,after a few more minutes of chaos they finally get out of its sight and land..or crash into the lizodian camp
Spectre:AAAAAGH!!*makes comical airplane noises as he crashes into the ground,and slightly burying himself in dirt*........uuuuuugh...
everyone looks stunned,they take a huge breathe and stagger off of Spectre.
SS:*gasps*
Laharl:WERE ALIVE!! THANK THE HEAVENS!!*gets on his knees and hands and kisses the ground*
Etna:Spectre...YOU ALMOST KILLED US...
Spectre:Your idea sweetie...*gets up and uses his hands to stand up due to the lack of a lower body,then retracts his prinny wings * My wings are going to ache for weeks...
Shadow Etna:Well were here...and safe...to some degree...thats what matters..
Spectre: Well im going to be less mobile until i get my greaves back so...lets fin Tai and figure out our next plan..which hopefully wont involve more people cramming inside of me.
*Near an Umbrella base, a battle is going on between the Darke Empire and the Umbrella army.*
Senior Officer: I want them blown to bits with the Ceberus!
Ceberus Tank Crew: Executing your-
*Sees a white flag.*
Ceberus Tank Crew: Sir a white flag is on the base!
Senior Officer: Let me get my binoculars!
*Sees the white flag.*
Senior Officer: Cease Fire! Tell the platoons to stop! Now!
Comm Officer: Yes sir
Senior Officer: I will meet with the commander there.
*Gets on a Fury Armoured Transport to the base.*
Senior Officer: Why would they want to surrender?
Bodyguard: Don't know sir.
*Gets off at the base.*
Senior Officer: This is Colonel Anton of the Darke Empire. Your reason for cease fire?
Umbrella Officer: We have orders from General Edward that we should stop fighting. Our boss has transformed into a monster.
Senior Officer: Interesting. Tell us more.
Umbrella Officer: The Head Quarters is gone now. Because our boss is lost, we have no leader.
Senior Officer: Must be a good reason. We will give you a safe passage to New Vector where our Command will question you. They will think about what to do with you. I guess more of you lot will be with Command as well.
Tai posted---
Me: *runs outside* What the hell? Oh, it's you guys. But what the hell happened?
Spectre: We were attacked by this tentacled monster. We had to run because Shadow couldn't shadowport us here.
Me: I see. Sounds like that thing is close.
Lizodian: *runs up* A strange monster is heading right for the camp!
Me: Damn! Begin moving everyone out at once! I'll deal with that monster! *runs outside the camp*
*outside the camp*
Me: Now where the hell is it?
*suddenly Umbrella Prime flies up*
Me: So you are just another Metroid Prime. You're just a lesser varient.
Umbrella Prime: *swipes at me*
Me: *dodges* Looks like you've lost all sense of who you used to be. Hell, looks like your transformation is permanant.
Umbrella Prime: *shoots Phazon out of a tentacle*
Me: *dodges again* Alright then, let's do this! *transforms into Lizodia Prime*
Music time
Me: *blasts Phazon at Umbrella Prime*
___
Umbrella prime: *Screeches and fires phason at Tak*
Tak: !! (I'm slower than I thought I'd be...)
*Three large, mouthed tentacles pass Tak and swallow the beams*
*A vomiting sound is heard*
Tak: *Turns to see Orochi Vomiting with tentacles protruding from his shoulder blades and chest* Remind me to lay off the Phason next time. Its not good for my digestive system. *A large gun-like protrusion forms of his arm* Although It gives me a hellava blast .
Umbrella prime: *Swipes and fires phazon*
Orochi: *Dodges and gets a tentacle to swallow the phazon blast* *Shudders*
Umbrella prime: *Fires three more blasts of phazon*
Orochi: *Gets his tentacles to swallow them all* *Groans* The sooner I get this phazon outta my system the better. *Dodges several tentacle swipes and rolls under Umbrella prime, pointing his gun up and wraps his tentacles around it, keeping it in place*
Tak: ! Right! *Fires phazon*
Orochi: *Fires all the phazon he ingested in one blast, ripping it apart*
Umbrella Prime: *Screeches and sties to escape. Before Taks phazon hits it in the head, executing it*
Orochi: *The tentacles and gun form back into his skin*
Tak: *Becomes humanoid form again*
Orochi: Well. That was new.
Tak: You mean fighting with me instead of against me? Yeah. It was new.
Elsewhere;
SS: *Emerges from a freezer, looking refreshed* Aaaaaah thats good!
Shadow Etna: *Sitting in darkness while her wounds heal and she becomes less fatigued* Easy for you to say Overlord.
SS: *Sighs* I apologized. I didn't have the energy to fly... So where're Etna, Specter and Laharl?
Shadow Etna: At the hospital. Laharl and Specter are waiting for medics to relieve this universe's me of her fatigue. They've been fixed.
SS: Right. *Heads in their direction*
Shadow Etna: *Follows*
*In the New Vector Command Head Quarters.*
Ray: Hi dad. I'm healed from the wounds.
Lord Tacos: What happened?
Ray: I just sat in the bed all the time while Nightmare helped me a bit.
Lord Tacos: While you were there, the Battle of Mushroom Kingdom was won but the casualties sustained were severe. Later, Umbrella surrendered and we have the surviving Umbrella soldiers in the building to interrogate.
Ray: Should I investigate the ruins?
Lord Tacos: If you must. I bet the enemy will be fierce. Because Umbrella created you, they can create something stronger than you or more.
Ray: I'll take Storm Troopers with me.
Lord Tacos: I call Minun to send Death there as well.
Nightmare: *Bounces into the room* I'm coming too!
LT: ... Nightmare Scryer I presume.
Nightmare: Yep ! Can I come? CanIcanIcanIcanIcanIcanI?! *Puppy dog eyes* Pweeeeees?
LT: *Shrugs* Sure.
Nightmare: YAY!!!
LT: Is she always like this?
Ray: Not always. She was concerned while I was healing, but if you mean having the personality of a little kid then yes.
LT: Ah.
Renzo posted---
Me: *Sees movement on a nearby cliff* SNIPA! *Jumps in a trench and picks up a dropped MP40* Crap wrong weapon. *Drops it and finds a Spartan Lazor* O.o Ah well. *Blasts the sniper who falls down the cliff*
Master Cheif: *Runs over and teabags the sniper's corpse*
Me: o-o
___
Tai posted---
Umbrella Prime: *is having convulsions*
Orochi: Looks like it's not quite dead yet.
Me: I expected this.
Dark Samus: *materializes and starts absorbing Umbrella Prime*
Me: *joins in*
Orochi: Just like you said.
*Umbrella Prime is completely absorbed*
Dark Samus: *laughs*
Me: One less Phazon-infused being to worry about.
Dark Samus: *explodes into blue particles which fly back into my body*
Me: Well, let's go back to the camp.
___
*In the Command Headquarter's debriefing room.*
Minun: Because you are Umbrella Soldiers you will usually be sent to prison for 5 years.
Umbrella Soldier: Does that mean that there will be other possible options?
Minun: Yes. We can offer a space in the Imperial Army or you will be mind-cleansed.
Umbrella Sgt: Which will it be?
Minun: There will be a fair trial to decide your fate. I'll see you guys there.
*Teleports to the meeting room.*
Umbrella Officer: Hope that we won't get mind-cleansed.
*In the ruins of the Umbrella Head Quarters.*
Ray: Damn the battle is over.
Nightmare: Aww...
Ray: Nevermind. We will go to other bases.
Nightmare: What for?
Ray: Destroying things that were not meant to be created. There will be plenty of them. If we find Umbrella files we will send it to Command
Chaos: *Lands in front of me, seething with rage*
SS: ... Who're you?
Chaos: They fucked up! ALL OF THEM!!! They were supposed to destroy you, Hate, Horror and I would show the rest of our kin the errors of Umbrella, we'd destroy them, AND RULE THE UNIVERSE!!!
SS: No way do you have my DNA. Anything with my DNA wouldn't be as fucked up as you.
Chaos: *Chainsaw and sawnoff become the chainsaw gun* *Strikes at me*
SS: *Blocks, holding ground despite the chainsaw clashing against solid metal* So, where are "Hate and Horror"?
Chaos: *Grins* Hates gone after your prinny friend, Specter. He's probably dropped Horrors chain by now and set him on both Etnas. Shadow Etna just met up with this universe's version.
SS: *Kicks him off* Fine. I'll kill you and help them if they haven't already killed your allies.
Chaos: *Snarls* We're not weak enough to die by the hands of the alliance. ANYONE in the alliance, even heros such as Laharl, Specter, Ray, Tak, Ariel, Minun, Tacos, All versions of Etna, Nightmare and yourself aren't enough to stop us!
SS: *Eyes shine black, indicating I've switched to my evil personality* Don't get ahead of yourself or I'll feed you your own organs. *Hand shifts down the hilt of my sword, grabbing it by the chain* *Runs at him, jumps, flips forward, and brings my arm and chain down with the sword following said chain*
Chaos: !! *Dodges*
SS: I'KOSU FUCKFACE!!!
Tai posted---
*on Lizodia Island*
Orochi: *scrying* Chaos, you bastard.
Me: What?
Orochi: Chaos and Scryer are fighting.
Me: That figures. I bet Scryer will end up kicking his ass.
Orochi: Most likely.
Me: Well that's Chaos' problem.
Orochi: Yes.
Me: The building work on the new island is coming along as planned.
Orochi: That's good do know.
___
In the battlefeild.
Spectre is walking around with his arms and hands.
Spectre: Now were are those greaves...*looking around* Aint no way im replacing those greaves. Medics dont know what they're talking about...
Spectre finds his armors greaves.
Spectre:My greaves! My beautiful greaves!
Spectre attaches his greaves to the rest of the armor and stretches his leg
Spectre:Ahhhhh that feels good...*performs aerobic moves that would seem impossible for such a bulky suit of armor*
??:Hey there..
Spectre:Huh?
Spectre gets punched at,he dodges slightly
Spectre:Hey what gives!?
Hate:The name's Hate! one of Scryers clones.*punches at Spectre again*
Spectre:*grabs his fist* Your name is fitting. I kind of hate you already.
Hate:?! *tries to pull his fist from Spectres hand*
Hate pulls off Spectres gauntlet
Spectre:....
Hate:Huh?!*tries to shake off the gauntlet* Your hollow?
Spectre:Well,sortof. Through practice...Lots of practice. No weird rituals or anything,i managed to make my essence possess the armor! Im actually a prinny in a really huge suit. However through practice of the arts of kamikaze...
Hate:Blah blah blah enough talk im killing you! *lunges*
Spectre:Well thats rude.....
*CRACK*
Hate:..........
Hate has his entire fist crushed by Spectres gauntlet
Hate:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
Hates hand is reduced to paste,Spectres gauntlet falls off and crawls over to Spectre with its fingers.
Spectre:*attaches the gauntlet* Ill be taking this...
Hate:Ugh..Why i oughta...GRAAAAAH!!!
Hate jumps at Spectre and punches him with his other hand,Spectres helmet gets knocked off.
Spectre:*depressed and somewhat sarcastic tone* you knocked my block off....
Hate:Heheh!!
Spectre helmet flies towards Hate and stabs its head spikes into Hate's groin.
Hate:*eyes widen*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!
Spectre:*thrashes his head around*HEHEHEHEHEHHEHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!! AAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA *popeye laugh*AGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAG!
Hate:AAAAAGH YOU t&%*^$% &%^&$&$&%*$&^&*!!! GET OFF!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!@#$%^&*(!!!*^&$%@#$%&$#$#%^!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Hate painfully tears Spectre out of his....lower body and throws his helmet on the ground.
Spectre:*picks up his helmet and puts it on his head* Wanna try that again?
Hate:I HATE YOU!!!
Hate shoots off his knuckle duster like a rocket,it heads towards Spectres body.
It dents his armor in and pushes him back about twenty feet
Spectre:Im pretty stout...*throws the knuckle duster back at Hate and pops the dent out of his armor*...I might not be the hell raising behemoth i use to be,but youll find that i contain a decent percentage of my old power reserves inside me. Your fighting me wrong. Clearly one would actually tend to use a different method of attack towards a heavy weight fighter such as-
Hate:THAT DOES IT!!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!
Charges at Spectre ferociously,Spectre stands still. He jumps at Spectre,and before he reaches him Spectre opens his cuirass,
Hate gets trapped inside.
Hate:!! hey let me out-
theres suddenly horrible chainsaw,hacking,shredding,and slicing noises. Hate screams in pain for a few breif seconds.
Spectre:*eyes indicate a happy facial expression*
blood seeps from Spectres armor.
Spectre:Not only is rude to interrupt what somebody is saying,but you may also miss out on hearing important information about your opponents skills. Whether they are showing off or not,knowing your opponents strengths can help hint their weaknesses...Your most definatly SS' inferior in terms of combat.
the front of Spectres cuirass opens and Hates bloody pulp-like remains pour out in a nasty waterfall of bones and gore.
Spectre:being a SS clone i beleive you might have another trick up your sleeve,but remember this horribly painful and brutal lesson...if you still have a mind to remember it by. But im not entirely sure you do or not..
Spectre walks off when suddenly he gets a look of suprise dread on his face.
Spectre:Id better go back and check on Etna..Ive been away from her for about 20 minutes...and these nasty clones are moving about..
Spectre grows his prinny wings,flies as high as he can into the air,and dives madly at the lizodian camp.
In the camp
the two Etnas have their weapons equiped,they're catiusly looking at Horror.
Horror:*growls with tentacles flailing out of his back*
Etna:N-nice boy...
Shadow Etna:Ugh..A bad clone of SS..just what we need...
Etna:Spectres probably on his way right now,he'll get ridiculously worried about me.
Spectre crashes down into the camp and lands right on top of horror,slamming him into the ground.
Spectre:Hello love. *gets up and brushes himself off*
Etna:Spectre!*runs over and hugs him*
Spectre:*lightly hugs her at the risk of harming her* Everything alright.
Etna:Now that your here.
Horror:*gets up growling*
Spectre:*makes a hulking combat stance* Grrrrrrr....Ill have to finish you quick,i might have that last SS clone after me...
Horror swiftly slashes at Spectre with his tentacles,he wraps up his arms.
Spectre: Oh dear...a swift ranged attacker. a Heavyweights worst enemy.But still,you dont seem that clever...
Spectre pulls in horror by his tentacles
Horror:*tries to break away*
Spectre:*pulls harder* Your a strong one...*pulls him over* But you'll find i also have some strength underneath this big tin suit!
Horror looks a little distraught,but he growls aggressivly and charges Spectre.
Spectre:!!!
Horror rams Spectre, He goes flying about 50 feet away,but due to grasping his tentacles he pulls horror along with him,When Spectre lands he sluggishly gets up,swirls him in the air by his tentacles,and begins slamming him in the ground over and over.Very violently.
Horror:*growling*
Spectre:Your quite tough...
Spectre stops twirling him and slams him down into the ground in front of him,slamming his entire front body into the ground. His feet flail in the air trying to get out.
Spectre:Phew...
Horror tears himself from the ground with his feet and rams into Spectre,he gets sent flying into the side of a mountain.
Spectre prys himself from the mountain and begins wrestling with Horror.
Etna:Hes so manly...Look at him wrestle that ugly thing.
Horror:GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!*slams his fists down into Spectre*
Spectre:*holds them up with his hands*
Spectre headbutts Horror,knocking him a few feet away,Spectre punches him across the face violently. Horror kicks Spectre off and punches and claws him violently.
the two rinse and repeat their same strategy,then get back to wrestling..and continue trying to beat each other up.
____
*In an Umbrella base.*
Ray: Careful Nightmare, there might be remnants ready to attack.
Nightmare Scryer: Why?
Ray: If some Umbrella Soldiers surrender, there may be ones that still refuse to surrender.
Nightmare Scryer: Nice point.
*Goes to a room full of experiments in tubes.*
Ray: Get ready to destroy them!
*Gets out a heavy machine gun.*
Ray: Fire!
*Nightmare Scryer slices tubes in halves while Ray shoots anything thats left.*
Hate: *Staggers next to the two Etnas and collapses, panting* (Weakly) Y-yo.
Etna:? Aren't you the one Specter pummeled earlier?
Hate: Yeah. I'm only lucky he's currently fighting Horror right now. *Grits teeth* If there's anything left of him after Specters done with him, there won't be for long.
Shadow Etna: I don't understand.
Hate: No-one but I do. His consciousness isn't in his head, its in his chain, which is usually why he's a slobbering beast. He's controlling his body telepathically.
Etna: Thats... actually pretty amazing.
Hate: (Grimly) Trust me you don't know half of it and I wish I didn't. He attacked me right off the bat, wrapping his chain around my neck with a movement of his head. He forced my soul out of my body and replaced it with his own. I'm not strong enough to yell right now, so would you mind telling him not to touch the chain? All three of them?
Etna: Sure... Three?
Hate: One around each neck.
Etna: ... Oh hell.
Hate: Horrors name was originally Cerberus. He has three heads, they regenerate, and his consciousness isn't linked to the chains.
Specter: What the hell?!
Horror: *His neck is extending a few inches and the sides of his neck are tearing themselves away from the center. They form two other necks and heads, each with a chain around it and all drooling/snarling*
Specter: ... Bugger.
Ray: Is that all in this place?
Nightmare Scryer: I found some documents.
Ray: Good. Lets have a look.
*Reads the documents and closes it.*
Nightmare Scryer: What did it have?
Ray: Things that should be forgotten. I'll send them to Minun. He will choose to destroy it or not. He may distribute them to our allies.
Tai posted---
*at Lizodia Island*
Orochi: *still scrying* Hate and Horror have appeared as well.
Me: Where they at?
Orochi: Near the Mushroom Kingdom camp.
Me: I see.
Lizodian: *runs in* My king, scouts at Team Inferno have informed us that Arceus may be appearing soon.
Me: Dammit! I bet he's still pissed.
Orochi: I'll handle Hate and Horror, you handle Arceus.
Me: Right.
Orochi: *shadowports to the Lizodian camp in the Mushroom Kingdom*
Ariel: *walks in* I heard.
Me: Yeah, we need to go to the Team Inferno base.
Ariel: Good idea.
Me: *teleports with Ariel to the Team Inferno base*
*at the Team Inferno base*
Me: *teleports in with Ariel*
Anakin: Welcome back.
Me: Thanks.
Ariel: We heard about Arceus.
Anakin: Yeah, it may be returning soon. The scouts heard this from the guardians of Michina Ruins.
Me: And Arceus may destroy us all if we can't calm it down. So I'll pick up some Pokemon then head to Michina with Ariel.
Anakin: Good idea.
Me: *runs to the room he keeps the Legendary Pokemon in*
Ariel: He shouldn't be long.
Me: *runs back out* Alright, let's go.
Ariel: Right.
Me: *walks outside and releases Lugia then hops on his back*
Ariel: *also walks outside and hops on Lugia's back*
Me: Alright Lugia, take us to Michina!
Lugia: *flies off*
*at the Lizodian camp in the Mushroom Kingdom*
Orochi: *shadowports in* Shit...
____
Ray: K, I think we should leave other places to Minun.
Nightmare Scryer: Where are we going now?
Ray: May be the Mushroom Kingdom.
Spectre:*cautiously looks at Horror*
Horror:*growls and steps toward Spectre*
Spectre:*steps back* Those chains of yours..they seem unnatural...
Horror leaps at Spectre
Spectre dodges,But Horror turns around and ties him up around the neck and arms with his chains
Etna:SPECTRE!
Spectre:AGH!
Specctre thrashes around trying to get Horrors chains off,but he quickly gets overwhelmed. He stands still as Horror transfers his spirit into him. There is a metal slamming sound.
Horror:*vicious laughter*
Etna:no...
??:*high pitched voice* EAT THIS DOOD!
a large cartoony bomb with a skull face on it lands next to Horror.It blows up and sends him into the ceiling,his head gets lodged.
Horror:UUURRRRRRRGH!!!!!*flails around*
Etna:Your ok!
Spectre is in his prinny form.
Spectre: Hey doods.
Horror growls and charges towards Spectre,Spectre does a prinny dance and dodges him,he jumps onto his back and stabs his knives into his back. Horror reaches up to grab him,But a huge basin randomly falls from nowere and slams onto Horrors central head,he falls down. Spectre pulls out his knives and jumps off of him.
Horror gets up and glares at Spectre.
Spectre glares back and gets into a combat pose.
(Dang this music is nostalgic.even though i only beat the game last year.)
Horror jumps at him and slams his fists,Spectre jumps uo and runs up his arms to his head,he buttslams him in the head like Yoshi. Horror becomes very dizzy and staggers.
Spectre:TAKE THIS!
Spectre flutters up into the air with his wings,he uses prinny barrage,bombarding horror with hundreds of deadly razor sharp waves.
Horror gets severely mutilated,he gets back up even angrier. He roars loudly,grabs Spectre,and slams him into the ground violently Squeezing him.
Spectre:DOOOD!!
due to the squeezing Spectre blasts Prinny juice into Horrors face,it also splashes into his open wounds. Causing unholy amounts of agony.
Horror:* gets up and howls in pain with his eyes squeezed shut*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Horror opens his eyes,they are very bloodshot.
Spectre:*rolls out of the way* Take this dood!
Spectre squirts more prinny juice all over Horror,causing absolutely inhumane amounts of pain.
Spectre prinny dances,a huge basin falls down and slams Horror onto the floor,he flails around in pain,the juice burning his eyes and cuts,the basin is holding him down and crushing him slowly.
Hate:..I hate to say it,but this is actually almost too terrible to watch...
Etna:*has her eyes and mouth agape*
Spectre:EAT THIS DOOD!
as Horror opens his mouths to scream,Spectre fires large amounts of prinny juice into all of his mouths, He bloats rather heavily,the juice is painfully sloshing around all of his organs and bones.He can hardly scream. He has tears streaming from his eyes.
Spectre prinny dances extremely fast,a HUGE basin falls from the air and lands on Horror,he violently vomits out every one of his insides,bones,muscle,blood,and organs along with a tidal wave of prinny juice.Horror is nothing but a husk of skin marinating in a bubbling puddle of Spectres Prinny excretions.
Shadow Etna turns around and vomits,Etna Twitches,and Hate looks just plain disturbed.
Spectre:Whew...
Etna:Spectre..just...what...
Spectre:I know i know,your suprised how i got so powerful in such a short amount of time? Well it turns out that while i was an Overlord,i grew enormous amounts of mana energy from growing so powerful. I might not be made out of heavy testosterone or countless souls anymore but im still pretty threatening.
Etna:That wasnt what i was going to ask,But im just going to go with your answer...
Hate:Poor,poor Horror....
Shadow Etna:I was almost crying for the poor thing....*sheds a single tear*
Spectre:Alrighty-then. Now lets see here..
Spectre looks at horrors chains.
Spectre:...What do we do with these things?
Tai posted---
*suddenly a huge field comes into view*
Me: Here we are, Michina. Take us down, Lugia.
Lugia: *cries out then starts descending*
Ariel: Wow, it's lovely.
*Lugia lands in a field*
Me: *hops off Lugia's back*
Ariel: *also hops off Lugia's back*
Me: Nice work, Lugia. You deserve some rest. *returns Lugia then looks around*
Ariel: Now we need to find the ruins.
Me: *looking around* I think the ruins are up there. *points to what appears to be group of small mountains*
Ariel: Alright, let's go.
Me: Of course.
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Hate: Whatever we do, DON'T TUCH THE CHAINS!!!
Specter: Right.
Orochi: Why not?
Hate: Ya know how one of the original experiments was a slobbering animal right?
Orochi: ... Yeeeees. So?
Hate: Horrors body ended up being a chain. A confused scientist picked it up, was immediately possessed, the chain split into three, and the scientist wrapped a chain around each of Cerberus' necks. The three heads then merged into one, and the possessed animal killed everyone who knew what Horrors actual body was. I walked in, was hit by his chain, and was also possessed. Horror decided it'd be better to have two puppets, so he decided to have me leading his main host out by the chain and tell everyone some horse shit about Horror being just like Cerberus only stronger, utterly destroying him, and killing everyone else.
Shadow Etna: Hang on, if he's that smart, why did he keep up the "Cerberus is an animal" act?
Hate: To keep up appearances. He, through me, formed an alliance with Chaos, convincing him to help us- him sorry, take over the universe, then stage his death as an unfortunate accident, making "me" the ruler, creating a reign of terror, leaving my body when everyone eventually rose up against me, find a new secondary host, and repeat the process.
Specter: ... How can he he control more than one host at a time?
Hate: Its easier if both are touching his body, which is why I constantly held the chain, but he can still control them telepathically until they either get thrashed, or die.
Specter: ... He's psychic. He can project his soul into a host and leave the essence of his soul, making it easier for him to control his victim when he's not home. Thats all he is, nothing more than a parasite with a mind of steel.
Hate: ... (Amazed) Well said!
SS: *Grabs Chaos' weapon, freezes and shatters it*
Chaos: !!! Why you little-!
SS: *Grabs him by the neck* Shut up already!
Chaos: (Goes spastic) I'M THE STRONGEST!!! YOU CON'T KILL ME!!!
SS: (Eyes turn black) What did I say about getting ahead of yourself? You can... *Smashes him into a random stone wall* *Draws back the other hand* go to Hell. *Punches a hole through his face and the wall* *Draws back my bloodied fist* Right! *Shadowports to Specter and the others' location*
Renzo posted---
Me: Arceus is back. Eh? *Warps to Tai* Hey, you may need some help with Arceus if he comes back. *throws pokeball*
Primal Arceus: *Comes out of pokeball and rawrs*
Tai: what the heck is that.
Me: Primal Arceus, I got sent into page 1337(rofl) ages ago and he was ruling the universe, pity a puny Pokeball sorted that out, lol. Oh yeah and he can talk.
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*Where everyone else is.*
Ray: Arrived just in time did we?
Nightmare: Think so.
*Sees the remains of Horror.*
Ray: I think one is dead.
Nightmare: Seems like.
Etna: Horror is not dead.
Ray: What do you mean?
Shadow Etna: His body is a chain.
Ray: What?
Hate: Its a long story.
Ray: Fair enough.
Tai posted---
*back at Michina, near a small mountain like formation the ruins are and near a small lake*
Brock: The ruins are way up there. Mmm! I can feel positive energy flowing through this place!
Ash: Me too!
Dawn: It feels so great!
Piplup: Piplup!
*suddenly a small spout of water gets sucked into a warp hole which vanishes*
Pikachu: *is near the edge of water taking a drink but stops* Pika?
*an even larger spout forms and starts getting sucked into another warp hole*
Brock: What's that?
Ash: Quick, Pikachu! Use Thunderbolt!
Pikachu: Pika-CHUUUUUUUUUU! *uses the attack whic stops the water spout*
*further back an unknown guy and unknown girl are running*
Unknown Girl: A thunder creature and creature master! Let's hurry!
*back with Ash and his friends*
Me: *walks up with Ariel* Well, well, well. Funny seeing you guys here.
Dawn: Hey, it's Tai and Ariel.
Brock: It's been a while since we saw you two.
Me: Yeah. We heard some weird stuff was going on around here, which we clearly saw.
Ariel: Like that water spout.
Ash: Yeah.
*suddenly a large water spout forms*
Brock: Whoa! Let's move! *starts running with Ash, Dawn, Ariel, and myself*
*the large funnel of water sucks up Pikachu and Piplup, and would have sucked up Dawn and Ash if Brock didn't grab them*
Ash: Oh no, Pikachu!
Dawn: Piplup!
Piplup: *tries using Bubblebeam to keep Pikachu and itself away from the water spoutl but fails*
Me: *throws a Poke Ball* Dialga! Save Pikachu and Piplup!
Unknown Girl: *walks up with the unknown guy* This must be the one we were told about.
Me: *glances over and sees the unknown girl and unknown guy*
Dialga: *flies up into the water spout and catches Pikachu and Piplup on its head*
Brock: The Legendary Pokemon that rules time.
Ash: Dialga.
Dawn: But how?
Brock: And how did he capture it?
*Piplup and Pikachu are lightly tossed off Dialga's head and land in their trainer's arms*
Dialga: *turns around and uses Roar of Time on the water spout which dispels it but causes a small wave*
*Ash, Brock, Dawn, Ariel, and myself run toward a raised part of land near the lake shore and jump to it as the wave crashes down*
Dialga: *roars*
Me: Nice work, Dialga.
Unknown Girl: *cups her hands together* Transcend the confines of time and space! *somehow connects with Dialga*
Me: Who's this? And what's she doing?
Ariel: Looks like she's communicating with Dialga.
Unknown Girl: *stops the connection* I understand, you see him as your Trainer.
*suddenly Giratina appears from a portal and attacks Dialga*
Brock: Giratina's after Dialga still!
Dawn: Please! Stop it, Giratina!
Ash: Yeah, come on! Dialga saved Pikachu and Piplup for us!
Giratina: *attacks Dialga*
Ash: Giratina...
Unknown Girl: *cups her hands together* Now, transcend the confines of time and space! *connects with Giratina*
Me: Now she's trying to connect with Giratina.
Ariel: What if it doesn't work?
Me: I know just the thing.
Unknown Girl: *in the connection* Giratina. *Giratina roars and she starts struggling, but is knocked out of the connection*
Unknown Guy: *runs up to the unknown girl* Sheena!
Sheena: Giratina's rage, it's just too strong!
Me: *runs up and throws an empty Ultra Ball at Giratina*
Giratina: *gets pulled into the ball which shakes three times and locks*
Ash: NO WAY! Tai just caught Giratina!
Ariel: I'm not surprised at all by this.
Me: *walks up to the ball and releases Giratina* Giratina, you have to understand that Dialga isn't your enemy.
Giratina: *roars loudly*
Me: Please, you can trust me. I won't harm you. Just trust me.
Giratina: *calms down*
Me: I knew you'd understand. So, do you want to join me, and be one of my Pokemon partners alongside Dialga and Palkia?
Giratina: *roars*
Me: Thank you. I won't let you down.
Sheena: Giratina's rage, it's gone! Now's the time. *cups her hands* Transend the confines of time and space! *connects with Giratina*
Giratina: *is very calm in the connection*
Me: Interesting.
Sheena: *stops the connection*
Me: Now get some rest, Giratina. *returns Giratina to its ball*
Unknown Guy: It looks like Giratina gets it now.
Sheena: That's nice if it's true. But, I should have seen it in its heart.
Me: Giratina just needs time to rest, and to get used to being around me.
Dawn: Should have seen in its heart?
Sheena: You see, I have the power to connect my heart with the hearts of Pokemon.
Dawn: With Pokemon?
Brock: Then you can connect with Dialga?
Sheena Yes. And it was very calm. Which shows how caring this young man is toward Pokemon.
Ash: Yeah, he is.
Sheena: Hi, my name is Sheena. And I'm a guardian of these ruins.
Unknown Guy: Same here, too. My name's Kevin.
Sheena: So, were any of you injured?
Dawn: No, we're fine!
Piplup: Piplup!
Dawn: My name is Dawn!
Ash: My name's Ash. And this is my partner Pikachu. Thanks for saving my buddy.
Me: I'm Tai, and this is my wife, Ariel.
Ariel: Nice to meet you.
Sheena: *walks up to Pikachu and starts rubbing its cheeks*
Pikachu: Chuuuu!
Sheena: *lets go of Pikachu* Long ago, there was a thunder creature and its master. And they changed the fate of this town.
Ash: Huh?
Kevin: Yes. You see, it's part of the legend of this town.
Dawn: Wait a minute, a thunder creature and its master?
Ash: You mean me and Pikachu?
Pikachu: Pika.
Sheena: I have a feeling, our meeting may have been fated.
Me: Speaking of which, that's why Ariel and I are here. You see, you talked to two of my men.
Sheena: Yes. They said you've been studying the legends of this world.
Me: Yes. I've been tracking down the Legendary Pokemon. so they don't get captured by people like Team Rocket.
Ariel: That's also a long story.
Sheena: Then would you all mind coming with us?
Me: Of course. We can explain along the way. *turns to Ash* You guys wanna come along as well?
Ash: I'll do whatever you want. I mean, you saved Pikachu's life.
Brock: *kneeles before Sheena and grabs her left hand* Sheena. I'm Brock, another fated person. *stands up and as he's talking, lets go of Sheena's hands and starts walking away* Why, just a short while ago, I took a fated tumble and scraped my elbow. Which then you led to the fated fact that you would kiss it and make it better. And also fate would have you stroke me with that beautiful hand of yours! Which is the miracle that took away all of my pain! *as he starts running back to Sheena, grabs her left hand again, then kneels back down* All because of the fickle finger of fate! And now, we get to know each other and build our feelings on the fated love that I know is there inside. *grabs Croagunk's hand* Such a lovely silken hand- *as he notices it's Cragunk's hand* Huh? Uh...
Croagunk: *croaks then slips its hand away then uses Poison Jab on Brock*
Brock: Wrong... hand...*collapses face first*
Croagunk: *croaking in a way that sounds like laughter as it drags Brock away*
Ariel: He never learns.
Me: Nope.
*suddenly another large water spout forms and Dialga gets sucked into it*
Sheena: Dialga!
*some circular shaped dimensional energy looking thing cuts a tree down which is sent toward Dawn*
Kevin: Look out! *jumps toward Dawn and grabs her before the tree hits her*
*the tree gets sucked up into a dimensional porta*
Kevin: *stands Dawn up* Sheena, we've got to go! Or we'll get caught in the water spout!
Sheena: But wait!
Me: *throws a Poke Ball* Palkia! Stop that water spout and save Dialga!
Kevin: He controls Palkia as well?
Ariel: Yes he does.
Brock: The Legendary Pokemon that rules space!
Palkia: *uses its powers over space to stop the water spout and seal the dimensional hole and frees Dialga*
Dawn: Hey, look at that!
Ash: Palkia saved Dialga! Cool!
Pikachu: Pika!
Dialga: *roars*
Palkia: *also roars*
Sheena: *cups her hands together* Transcend the confines of time and space! *connects to Dialga and Palkia*
Ash: Hold on, "transcend?"
Brock: It means "rise above" or "go over."
Kevin: You see, right now Sheena's connected to the hearts of both of those Pokemon.
Dawn: She's syncing with them!
Piplup: Piplup.
Sheena: *still connected to Palkia and Dialga* Thank you, Palkia, Dialga. *stops the connection*
Me: Return! *returns Dialga and Palkia*
Ash: Wow, you're an amazing trainer, Tai!
Sheena: That's because he truely cares for Pokemon.
Ariel: He really does.
Me: Yeah, I do. So, how about those ruins?
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Renzo posted---
*somehow vanishes from the scene* wtf
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Renzo:*appears next to ss* hey. *sees horror's mutilated corpse* Good job SS =D
SS:I didnt..*squish*
SS has stepped into a puddle of prinny juice,getting his foot covered.
SS:...What the...*raises his foot out of the PJ and looks at it in horror and disgust* WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? UUUGH!! ew ew EW EW EWWWW!!!! Its so gross and squishy....and disconcertingly warm!!! WHAT THE F^%^ HAPPENED HERE?!
Etna:Its..."Prinny juice"...Its been sitting there for a while exposed to phazon radiation so its gotten a little...chunky.
SS:.....Just please..*steps away* tell me What happened here....
Etna:Spectre killed the body of Horror in one of the most vilest disgusting ways ive ever seen,it would make American Mcgee cringe and puke. First he sliced up his body a bit with his prinny barage,the squirted the juice into his face and wounds,causing horrible pain,then squirted it into his mouths,filling him up to the point were it busted up his organs and it was sloshing around his insides like he was a giant jello,then he drops this huge friggin basin on him,causing him to vomit out every single one of his innards.Now his body is a simple husk,marinating in this enormous puddle of chunky slime.
SS:*on the verge of puking* NO MORE NO MORE!!
Spectre:Geez dood,its just prinny juice.
SS:I know but..UGH..
Spectre:Chill out dood,its just a substance i can excrete....Say,you think we should let Horrors chains marinate in it? Maybe it will coax his spirit out.
Renzo:What if the spirit suicides? :3
Ray: We could melt the chain. It may possibly release the spirit
*Gets a phone call from Minun.*
Ray: Yes?
Minun: Hey Ray, thanks for sending me the documents. They were... disturbing...
Ray: I know.
Minun: I might have the scientists mind-cleansed to prevent that.
Ray: You go ahead with the idea. I don't care.
Minun: Alright. Make sure you meet Midna as well. I haven't heard of her much lately.
Ray: Will do.
*Turns phone off.*
Renzo posted---
Melting eh? *Takes massive huge flamethrower*
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SS: ... Ya know, I never actually knew. What happens to metal when its frozen and hit with a massive hammer?
Specter: ... *Grabs a hammer easily four times as big as himself*
SS: *Freezes Horrors body(s)*
Specter: *Smashes them*
(There is an unearthly scream as the frozen metal shards disintegrate)
Hate: You have no idea how relieved I am that he's finally dead!
Renzo:*shields face as an undisintegrated metal shard whizzes past face* *Throws away flamethrower* Now to make sure nothing can arouse it, i'd suggest you stand back SS. Firaga! *sets remains on fire to incinerate them* Can't trust those necromancers...
Spectre:Me to Hate!....Is there..*shifts eyes*Anything else that needs to be killed off?...'sides maybe Hate?...Since he doesnt seem to be acting all that evil now...?....If not..Then im heading back to my netherworld. Im really,really tired...I need to take an uber tyrant nap.
*In Command.*
Minun: I have given my final decision. All the soldiers will serve the Dusk Legions for 5 years as a penitence. Scientists will be sent to Lizodia for more questioning and other will join the penitent crusade as well.
Umbrella Officer: What happens after the penitence?
Minun: You will be pardoned. We can send you home or allow you to be a citizen of our empire.
*Necromancers are circling the burning corpse like vultures*
Renzo: See. Shoo, go on, shoo!
Necromancers: Awww...*vanish*
Spectre:Well judging by all the silence and the peaceful mood of the area im going to say that this is a job well done. Now if you will excuse me...Im tired.
Spectre slices open a portal to the netherworld.He walks into it.
Etna:Better follow him then..
Etna walks through after Spectre.
In the netherworld.
Spectre arrives in the front of his tower.
Spectre:*stretches*AAAAAAH...So good to be home.
The tower is now in the middle of a seemingly endless plain of grass with a few large trees and some ponds in the feild.Theres alot of flowers in the area.There are also numerous mountains and large hills around.
Etna:Wow! what happened here?!
Spectre:*looks extremely pleasantly suprised* Its..Beautiful!
an army of prinnies marches over
Prinny: THE OVERDOOD IS BACK DOOD!
Prinny2:We fixed the place up dood! all of us worked day and night to haul the tower out of netherworld and onto a wilderness in Veldime. Weve also made the tower alot less dark looking.Though in case you miss the fire and brimstone the tower goes a vast ways underground to....Its were the Minion hives are.
Prinny3:We pretty much took the whole thing down and rebuilt the upper part that above ground with those crystals your last castle was made out of..
Spectre:You mean...You did..all of this..for me?!*sniff*
Prinny:Its just to show how much we care dood. We thought you had enough pain and destruction for a while.
Spectre:Im...Im so touched I....everything is so tranquil and lovely! I want to skip around and sing like a little girl!*jumps up with his hands together in a girly manner*
Etna:*looks around* Pretty nice i guess.
Spectre:Oh my oh me.....Well,as much as id like to roll around the grass staring at the sky for hours on in id better head inside and check on the minion hives....Also you fellows are getting a raise.
Prinnies:Thanks overdood!
everyone walks into the tower.
Spectre:Everythings so nice...the red carpet is a nice touch.
Prinnies:It was originally white before you went on your rampage and got those massive bloody footprints of yours everywere...So we decided to just sew in a golden trim and call it a red carpet. and the curtains as well.
Spectre:..Say,were is my throne were i might rest my royal ass?
Prinnies:You got two,one at the lower part of the tower and one around the top.
Spectre:Quite a hike...
Spectre walks into the center of the tower,there is a large,marble floor with a picture of Spectre(When he was a behemoth) Wrestling Abbadon.
Spectre:Wow...You all made this? Thats very nice.
Prinnies:We thought it would give the place a touch of "epic" or something like that...Also,its an elevator.
The floor shoots downward very fast,it leaves its beautiful crystal settings and goes into the "fire and brimstone" look.
Spectre:Ah..Were here.
The elevator stops,Spectre gets off and walks into a large dark chamber. The minion hives are all around the room.
Spectre:i see the minion hives have been growing!
Mortus:*now a fully grown blue minion* Indeed they are master.
Spectre:Aw Mort,Youve gone and grown up on me..
Mortus:You didnt expect me to be a little ball of fluff forever did you? ...Anyway that reminds me,the minions are in the middle of their larval stage,they wont be able to get into action anytime soon.
Spectre:That shouldnt be a problem,im not too big on wars...Im hoping not to engage in anymore anytime soon.*exhales*..Im so tired.
The elevator suddenly blasts everyone up to the master bedroom.
Charming Prinny elevator voice: Youve reached the private quarters dood!
Spectre:Thats nice...very nice...*looks around* Spacey...
Mortus:Your probably sleepy sire and madam,I will take my leave now..
Mortus gets on the elevator and goes back down
Spectre:*phew* ...Finally some peace and quiet.
Spectre stomps over to the bed and throws himself on it.
Spectre:*sleepily*..The sensation of peace has been gone for so long its become a strange new feeling for me...
Etna jumps on the bed and looks at Spectre
Etna:...Hmmmm..Mind staying up with me a little longer?..*laughs evilly*
Spectre:*annoyed and slightly scared*...Not now Etna....
Etna:You know already i take things by force. Now lets get you out of that bulky armor...
Etna closes the windows and turns out the lights,the closes the curtain on the bed.
Spectre: Oh dear not again....*balls up inside of his armor*...Please..no...
Etna:Oh come on youve warped your mind since you were prinnified...Weres that spirit of yours?
Spectre:Eeeek...No..No...
The sound of Spectres armor hitting the floor can be heard.
Spectre:AAAGH!!
theres some wrestling and struggling noises,Spectre sounds like hes crying a little.
No no no no nO NO NOOOOOO!!!!
theres a nasty spraying noise.
Etna:AAAAAAAAAGH!!! MY EYES!!! WHAT THE ^%&%!!!!
Spectre:Dont squeeze me dood.You should know what happens...Especially after my battle with horror.
Etna:%^$# FLEW IN MY MOUTH! UGH GREAT NOW I CANT SEE OR BREATHE!!!*vomits*
Spectre:I-im sorry!
Etna:UGH!! MY HAIR! ITS RUINED!!!..eewww..EWWWWWW....
Spectre:Interspecies romance at its worst...Alright ill take you to the netherworld hospital.Sadly none of my prinnies dont have a medical liscense,let alone a degree.
Spectre picks up Etna and walks out of the room.
Spectre:Take us to the upper throne room please.
Elevator voice:Aye aye overdood!
the elevator flies up to the top floor of the tower
Spectre walks over to a pool on a large balcony supported by collumns.
Spectre:To the netherworld hospital dood.
the pool sucks them in,they arrive at the netherworld hospital.
Nurse:Huh? Who are you?...What are you doing with Etna?
Spectre:Its me doodet. Overlord Spectre.
Nurse:Overlord Spectre?! But i thought you were killed.
Spectre: Long story short amount of time,She needs medical attention.
Nurse:She looks like shes in miserable condition!...Whats that gunk all over her head?
Spectre:We dont wanna talk about it dood.
Nurse:...Oooookay....
Doctor:*walks over* Alright,whats the matter here?...Former queen Etna? And a...Purple prinny with a mean set of eyebrows?
Nurse:Its Overlord Spectre!
Doctor:Oh!! wow,its an honor to have you here...So...What seems to be the matter with the Queen here?
Spectre puts Etna on a hospital bed.
Doctor:Open your eyes please.
Etna opens her eyes.
Doctor:*covers his mouth in disgust* Oh my....
Spectre:is she going to be ok dood?
Doctor:Y-yes..it will take surgery to remove all of this....what is this anyway?
Spectre:Prinny juice.
Doctor:Prinny juice?
Spectre:Well dood you see,when a prinny gets extremely excited,scared,or violently sqeezed..
Doctor:I-i see...Leave it at that if you will.
the doctor runs an X ray over Etna.
Doctor:..Ewwwww...This is severe...It seems to have mixed in with her blood brain barrier...Were gonna have to act fast before it messes up her brain completely...Get her to the ER!
the nurse and doctor pushes Etnas bed into the ER,along with another squad of doctors.
Spectre:....*waves*....
Spectre sadly walks over to a chair in the waiting room and sits down.He looks through a pile of magazines and catalogs.
Spectre:Lets see here...Womans World,Game Pro,Ranger Rick,Bass fishing pro,pornography...hey wait a minute What the hell's a porno mag doing in a hospital?
Quagmire:I brought it along myself since theres nothing her to read but old magazines. GiggitygiggitygiggitygiggityGOO!
Spectre:........I already know why your in here.
Quagmire:Alot of people do...*nods sadly and reads the porno*..Say why are you here?
Spectre:My wife er...Slid on the kitchen floor.didnt end well.
Quagmire:oh i see,i sympathize for you.*continues ....reading*
Spectre:...*picks up the Ranger Rick magazine* Oooh,an article on bears.*reads with mild interest*.....hey! Its a picture of me eating a picnic basket from a long time ago....
*In a pub in the Mushroom Kingdom.*
Ray: Nightmare, why do you keep following me?
Nightmare: I don't know.
Ray: Why are you so cheerful in a dying world?
Nightmare: Why are always gloomy?
Ray: No use asking questions then.
SS: *Smashes in, destroying the door in the process* SPECTER!!! Exactly what the hell happened?!
Specter: *Explains the situation*
SS: (Surprisingly remains unfazed) Why didn't you call me? The Overlord strike I used on you to purge the G.U.I.L.T. from ya a year ago was specifically designed to eliminate anything that didn't belong in the targets body unless it was beneficial to them!
Specter: I see. Can you preform it now?
SS: I would, but the doctors would tear me apart. They're scary when you try to get to their patients. Anyway, it might have crusted over by now, and because of that the Overlord strikes perfection would be cut. If the unwelcome visitor is something like that and can assume the host/victims genetic pattern or crust over, there's a chance that some of her eyes, mouth lining, hair, face or brain could be removed, and I do destruction. Not healing.
Specter: ... Then I guess we play the waiting game.
SS: Indeed. ... Oh! Before I forget, I've got something I want to give to you when you regain your body, especially if it ends up humanoid.
Specter: Why?
SS: Its easier to use.
*In an old castle in the Twilight Realm.*
Minun: Sir should we reform this place?
Lord Tacos: That will be good. There was a dark secret inside the place.
Minun: You mean...
Lord Tacos: Yeah, the Proto-Dusk Knights.
Minun: that must have been horrifying to see.
Lord Tacos: I gues they are gone now because mum took them with her.
Minun: I might look if there are any left.
Lord Tacos: Oh, Minun. I'll check the basement.
Minun: I'll have to tell Death that he is free to quit serving the Imperial Army to live with the Scryer Clones.
Death: *Appears in a flash of darkness* Not a hope in hell my lord!
Minun: Wh- you were listening?!
Death: Of course. I don't trust letters or phones because they take too long, and its much easier when I have half an ear-hole open to listen to you.
Minun: I see. What do you mean not a hope in hell?
Death: I swore my loyalty to you, and it will remain until I am dead. Besides, it gets boring leading a thrill-free life and working for an egotistical bunch-o-bastards who creates post-death monsters.
Lord Tacos: Hey Minun, is it just me or do I see a weird portal thing?
Minun: What?
*Looks at a weird portal.*
Minun: Must be an anomaly worth looking at.
Lord Tacos: Should we contact the other before going in?
Minun: That might be best
*huge thunder clap appears*
Jin: phew i made it *Gasp for air* now to find him.
Tai posted---
*inside the Michina Ruins*
Brock: I can't believe we're, under the ruins.
*two doors that lead to a good sized room with a strange device*
Sheena: *walks up to the device with Kevin then everyone else not far behind*
Ash: What's that?
Pikachu: Pika?
Sheena: The Time-Space Axis. *shown here*
Dawn: Time-Space Axis?
Kevin: Yes, that's right. It indicates the condition of every minute change in the Time-Space Continua.
Brock: Amazing!
Me: Fascinating.
Sheena: We use it to investigate those places where time and space are disrupted.
Brock: Time and space disruptions?
Kevin: That's correct. We watched the strange mutations at Alamos Town.
Sheena: And when that hole in time and space opened up near the glacier, we were there too.
Sheena: *pointing out the spheres on the Time-Space Axis, starting from the bottom* Here is our world (the large green orb at the bottom), which is in turn supported by this, Giratina's Reverse World (the small white orb). *moves her hand to the blue orb at the top* Here we have the dimension of Dialga. *moves to the pink orb beside it* Here, Palkia's dimension. *moves to the large orb in the middle* On top of that, Arceus' dimension.
Brock: What's Arceus' dimension?
Dawn: I've never heard of it.
Ash: Is it a Pokemon?
Sheena: Right. The Legendary Pokemon said to have created its entire world.
Brock: Entire world?
Dawn: By a Pokemon!
Kevin: It's also said to have created these worlds, too.
Sheena: There is an omen that predicts Arceus will soon awaken from its long slumber.
Ash: Long slumber?
Sheena: Massive whirlpools of energy are beginning to form around Arceus, as it begins to awaken. These whirlpools are distorting space. And brought Dialga and Palkia's dimensions, which were designed to remain eternally separated, into contact with each other.
Kevin: So Dialga and Palkia, who shouldn't even have met, collided with one another in Alamos Town.
Brock: While both of them thought the other had to threaten its territory.
Sheena: Exactly.
Kevin: Their battle also affected the Reverse World, which brought Giratina into the conflict as well.
Dawn: But Tai already resolved the conflict between Dialga and Palkia, didn't he?
Sheena:Yes.
Brock: But why didn't Giratina understand you?
Kevin: When a Pokemon is overcome with rage, she can't connect with its heart.
Me: Which is one reason why I captured it.
Ash: Rage?
*suddenly the part of the Time-Space Axis that represents Arceus' dimension starts reacting*
Kevin: You see, we've been using the altar to pinpoint the moment when Arceus will appear.
Ash: Why will it do that?
Sheena: It holds a grudge against humanity. Arceus remains intent on bringing us all to justice.
Ash: *is shocked*
Pikachu: Pika?
Dawn: Justice?
Sheena: Yes, justice. It's possible that Arceus will destroy us entirely. *walks away*
Ash: A Pokemon destroying all people?
Dawn: No way! It can't be!
Me: That's why Ariel and myself are here, to prevent that from happening.
Minun: Sir, we have recieved messages from our spies that the Umbrella Head Quarters had some tragic event!
Lord Tacos: What it is?
Minun: They only mentioned Metroid and Fusion. The rest of the message was cut off.
Lord Tacos: Damn it!
*Death arrives.*
Minun: How did the slaughter go?
Death: Most soldiers were killed. We have some to interrogate my lord.
Minun: Alright I will be in the interrogation level soon. Ah by the way something happened in the Umbrella Head Quarters.
Lord Tacos: I will find more about it and probably recieve more from our allies.
Renzo posted---
Me: *feels a wind behind me* ? *Turns around and Umbrella prime is there* shit...*runs like hell*
U.Prime: *Tries to stab me with a tentacle*
Me: *matrix dodges then warps*
___
Tai posted---
*at the Lizodian camp*
Lizodian: My king, Orochi is here to see you.
Me: Odd, let him in.
Orochi: *walks in* I'm not here for another fight. The war is over. We're though with Umbrella.
Me: I see. So what about their boss?
Orochi: He apparently had the Science Team mutate him into a monster that ended up looking like the form I saw you in.
Me: So he's basically another Metroid Prime.
Orochi: So that's what you call that thing.
Me: Only I'll be able to stop him.
Lizodian: *walks in again* My king, Umbrella Commander Edward Schneider is here to see you.
Me: Let him in.
Edward: *walks in* Hello Reptilius. *notices Orochi* Hello Orochi.
Me: I have an idea you are here. Orochi mentioned that the boss of Umbrella has become a monster similar to Metroid Prime.
Edward: That is correct. I have named this form Umbrella Prime.
Me: Makes sense. Unless he has any other powers, I should be able to handle him fairly well, even without transforming.
Edward: That would be most helpful.
Orochi: So it sounds like Umbrella is dead.
Edward: Exactly. The boss is now Umbrella Prime, and I appear to be the last commander alive, since I was right under him.
Me: Anyway Orochi, what is it you want?
Orochi: I want a place us Scryer clones can call home. We have a population comprised of not just males but also females.
Me: I could have out architects design an artificial island that would be placed Lizodia Island.
Orochi: That would be just fine.
Me: Great. I'll let the architects know right away. Then I'll go hunt down Umbrella Prime.
Dark Samus: *materializes then communicates*
Me: Yes Dark Samus, we could absorb him.
Dark Samus: *laughs then transforms into blue particles that fly back into my body*
Orochi: Interesting. So this Dark Samus, who is this? Is this how Phazon is created?
Me: Yes and no. You see, Dark Samus told me about a planet of pure Phazon. Apparently it is called Phaaze.
Orochi: Interesting. So what's the deal with Phaaze.
Me: Basically it's a sentient planet. But the thing is, since Dark Samus recognized that it was wise to side with me, I control Phaaze.
Orochi: So you basically control Phazon itself.
Me: Exactly. So no need to worry about corruption.
Edward: Wait a minute, couldn't you control Umbrella Prime?
Me: Yeah, but Phazon corruption is interesting. The corrupted being doesn't lose any sense of who they are. They just lose their free will.
Edward: So Umbrella Prime would still be a mindless, aggressive monster.
Me: Yeah, so it might be better to absorb him.
Edward: Got it.
Orochi: I'll let the other clones that you'll have a place built for us.
Me: And I'll get things going and also let my friends know the war is over.
Edward: I'll look for any remaining Umbrella personnel and let them know what's going on.
Me: Great. Let's get started.
___
Etna:So what do we do now if SS cant shadowport us?
Spectre:Well,by the looks of it the only way to get to the lizodian camp is if we go through the long and unforgiving post battlefeild with that huge tentacled apocalypse rampaging through it.and since were all extremely sore from that mile-long fall that lit some of us on fire in the atmosphere,we will not be able to sprint too much.
Etna:What about you? You seem to be moving fine.
Spectre:Hmmm...*moves his arm*
Etna:..We will have to use you for transportation!
Spectre:...pardon?
a few seconds later..In the sky above the battlefeild
Spectre has two tiny prinny wings protruding from the back of his armor,They're flapping like hummingbird wings and Spectre is going at a respectable speed of..about 15 MPH....
Inside Spectres armor,everyone is crammed inside.
Etna:....Can you flap those wings any faster? we got alot of post apocalyptic battlefeild to cross. Not to mention that big ugly metroid thing isnt exactly slow.
Spectre*straining* IM TRYING!!! Im wearing a 1200 pound suit of armor and the extra couple hundred pounds you add do not help in the slightest!!!
Etna:Well maybe you should consider wearing something other than those ridiculously enormous suits of overlord armor you wear?!
Spectre:Hey! the ideal overlord should be physically massive and be very intimidating to inspire awe and respect in his or her or its kingdom as well as surrounding galaxies....i read it in the manual!
Etna:Sigh..
SS:Ugh..Etna could you move your knee?
Shadow Etna:id appreciate it if you moved YOUR knee! Its in a very uncomfortable place.
SS:AGH! sorry!*moves*
*doink*
Laharl:HEY! NO SODOMY!!
SS:THATS MY KNEE RETARD!! And im sorry.*moves it*
*doink*
Etna:WATCH IT!!!
SS:OH FORGET IT!! PRETEND MY KNEE ISNT THERE! I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!!
*doink*
Etna:HOW CAN I PRETEND ITS NOT THERE WHEN ITS LODGED HALFWAY UP MY A-
*BOOM*
Spectre:IM TAKING HITS!!
Umbrella prime is swiping its tentacles at Spectre and blasdting Phazon beams
Spectre:AAAGH!!*dodges desperately and picks up speed slightly,twisting and spinning around to dodge blasts*
Laharl:IM FEELING SICK!!
Spectre:NO PUKING IN THE ARMOR!! I JUST HAD IT POLISHED!!!
SS:Laharl if you puke were all gonna regret it!!
Laharl:I CANT HOLD IT IN!
*vomit noise*
everyone:EWWWW!!!
SS:UGH!!
Etna:ITS EVERYWERE!!!
??:ITS IN MY RACCOON WOUNDS!!!
SS:Wait..Is there someone else in here?
??:......
Spectre:AAAAAAAGH!! BRACE YOURSELVES!!!
Umbrella prime fires a massive laser and it hits Spectre in the abdomen,the lower portion of his armor is blown off and everybody falls out,they desperately grab onto his large cuirass for dear life.vomit also pours out of it.
Etna:UGH PRINCE!!...*notices a peice of broccolli in her hair* hey you ate your vegetables? Why prince i didnt know you were such a good boy..
Laharl:SHUT UP I WAS FORCED TO BY FLONNE!!
Spectre desperately dodges more lasers from the Umbrella prime,after a few more minutes of chaos they finally get out of its sight and land..or crash into the lizodian camp
Spectre:AAAAAGH!!*makes comical airplane noises as he crashes into the ground,and slightly burying himself in dirt*........uuuuuugh...
everyone looks stunned,they take a huge breathe and stagger off of Spectre.
SS:*gasps*
Laharl:WERE ALIVE!! THANK THE HEAVENS!!*gets on his knees and hands and kisses the ground*
Etna:Spectre...YOU ALMOST KILLED US...
Spectre:Your idea sweetie...*gets up and uses his hands to stand up due to the lack of a lower body,then retracts his prinny wings * My wings are going to ache for weeks...
Shadow Etna:Well were here...and safe...to some degree...thats what matters..
Spectre: Well im going to be less mobile until i get my greaves back so...lets fin Tai and figure out our next plan..which hopefully wont involve more people cramming inside of me.
*Near an Umbrella base, a battle is going on between the Darke Empire and the Umbrella army.*
Senior Officer: I want them blown to bits with the Ceberus!
Ceberus Tank Crew: Executing your-
*Sees a white flag.*
Ceberus Tank Crew: Sir a white flag is on the base!
Senior Officer: Let me get my binoculars!
*Sees the white flag.*
Senior Officer: Cease Fire! Tell the platoons to stop! Now!
Comm Officer: Yes sir
Senior Officer: I will meet with the commander there.
*Gets on a Fury Armoured Transport to the base.*
Senior Officer: Why would they want to surrender?
Bodyguard: Don't know sir.
*Gets off at the base.*
Senior Officer: This is Colonel Anton of the Darke Empire. Your reason for cease fire?
Umbrella Officer: We have orders from General Edward that we should stop fighting. Our boss has transformed into a monster.
Senior Officer: Interesting. Tell us more.
Umbrella Officer: The Head Quarters is gone now. Because our boss is lost, we have no leader.
Senior Officer: Must be a good reason. We will give you a safe passage to New Vector where our Command will question you. They will think about what to do with you. I guess more of you lot will be with Command as well.
Tai posted---
Me: *runs outside* What the hell? Oh, it's you guys. But what the hell happened?
Spectre: We were attacked by this tentacled monster. We had to run because Shadow couldn't shadowport us here.
Me: I see. Sounds like that thing is close.
Lizodian: *runs up* A strange monster is heading right for the camp!
Me: Damn! Begin moving everyone out at once! I'll deal with that monster! *runs outside the camp*
*outside the camp*
Me: Now where the hell is it?
*suddenly Umbrella Prime flies up*
Me: So you are just another Metroid Prime. You're just a lesser varient.
Umbrella Prime: *swipes at me*
Me: *dodges* Looks like you've lost all sense of who you used to be. Hell, looks like your transformation is permanant.
Umbrella Prime: *shoots Phazon out of a tentacle*
Me: *dodges again* Alright then, let's do this! *transforms into Lizodia Prime*
Music time
Me: *blasts Phazon at Umbrella Prime*
___
Umbrella prime: *Screeches and fires phason at Tak*
Tak: !! (I'm slower than I thought I'd be...)
*Three large, mouthed tentacles pass Tak and swallow the beams*
*A vomiting sound is heard*
Tak: *Turns to see Orochi Vomiting with tentacles protruding from his shoulder blades and chest* Remind me to lay off the Phason next time. Its not good for my digestive system. *A large gun-like protrusion forms of his arm* Although It gives me a hellava blast .
Umbrella prime: *Swipes and fires phazon*
Orochi: *Dodges and gets a tentacle to swallow the phazon blast* *Shudders*
Umbrella prime: *Fires three more blasts of phazon*
Orochi: *Gets his tentacles to swallow them all* *Groans* The sooner I get this phazon outta my system the better. *Dodges several tentacle swipes and rolls under Umbrella prime, pointing his gun up and wraps his tentacles around it, keeping it in place*
Tak: ! Right! *Fires phazon*
Orochi: *Fires all the phazon he ingested in one blast, ripping it apart*
Umbrella Prime: *Screeches and sties to escape. Before Taks phazon hits it in the head, executing it*
Orochi: *The tentacles and gun form back into his skin*
Tak: *Becomes humanoid form again*
Orochi: Well. That was new.
Tak: You mean fighting with me instead of against me? Yeah. It was new.
Elsewhere;
SS: *Emerges from a freezer, looking refreshed* Aaaaaah thats good!
Shadow Etna: *Sitting in darkness while her wounds heal and she becomes less fatigued* Easy for you to say Overlord.
SS: *Sighs* I apologized. I didn't have the energy to fly... So where're Etna, Specter and Laharl?
Shadow Etna: At the hospital. Laharl and Specter are waiting for medics to relieve this universe's me of her fatigue. They've been fixed.
SS: Right. *Heads in their direction*
Shadow Etna: *Follows*
*In the New Vector Command Head Quarters.*
Ray: Hi dad. I'm healed from the wounds.
Lord Tacos: What happened?
Ray: I just sat in the bed all the time while Nightmare helped me a bit.
Lord Tacos: While you were there, the Battle of Mushroom Kingdom was won but the casualties sustained were severe. Later, Umbrella surrendered and we have the surviving Umbrella soldiers in the building to interrogate.
Ray: Should I investigate the ruins?
Lord Tacos: If you must. I bet the enemy will be fierce. Because Umbrella created you, they can create something stronger than you or more.
Ray: I'll take Storm Troopers with me.
Lord Tacos: I call Minun to send Death there as well.
Nightmare: *Bounces into the room* I'm coming too!
LT: ... Nightmare Scryer I presume.
Nightmare: Yep ! Can I come? CanIcanIcanIcanIcanIcanI?! *Puppy dog eyes* Pweeeeees?
LT: *Shrugs* Sure.
Nightmare: YAY!!!
LT: Is she always like this?
Ray: Not always. She was concerned while I was healing, but if you mean having the personality of a little kid then yes.
LT: Ah.
Renzo posted---
Me: *Sees movement on a nearby cliff* SNIPA! *Jumps in a trench and picks up a dropped MP40* Crap wrong weapon. *Drops it and finds a Spartan Lazor* O.o Ah well. *Blasts the sniper who falls down the cliff*
Master Cheif: *Runs over and teabags the sniper's corpse*
Me: o-o
___
Tai posted---
Umbrella Prime: *is having convulsions*
Orochi: Looks like it's not quite dead yet.
Me: I expected this.
Dark Samus: *materializes and starts absorbing Umbrella Prime*
Me: *joins in*
Orochi: Just like you said.
*Umbrella Prime is completely absorbed*
Dark Samus: *laughs*
Me: One less Phazon-infused being to worry about.
Dark Samus: *explodes into blue particles which fly back into my body*
Me: Well, let's go back to the camp.
___
*In the Command Headquarter's debriefing room.*
Minun: Because you are Umbrella Soldiers you will usually be sent to prison for 5 years.
Umbrella Soldier: Does that mean that there will be other possible options?
Minun: Yes. We can offer a space in the Imperial Army or you will be mind-cleansed.
Umbrella Sgt: Which will it be?
Minun: There will be a fair trial to decide your fate. I'll see you guys there.
*Teleports to the meeting room.*
Umbrella Officer: Hope that we won't get mind-cleansed.
*In the ruins of the Umbrella Head Quarters.*
Ray: Damn the battle is over.
Nightmare: Aww...
Ray: Nevermind. We will go to other bases.
Nightmare: What for?
Ray: Destroying things that were not meant to be created. There will be plenty of them. If we find Umbrella files we will send it to Command
Chaos: *Lands in front of me, seething with rage*
SS: ... Who're you?
Chaos: They fucked up! ALL OF THEM!!! They were supposed to destroy you, Hate, Horror and I would show the rest of our kin the errors of Umbrella, we'd destroy them, AND RULE THE UNIVERSE!!!
SS: No way do you have my DNA. Anything with my DNA wouldn't be as fucked up as you.
Chaos: *Chainsaw and sawnoff become the chainsaw gun* *Strikes at me*
SS: *Blocks, holding ground despite the chainsaw clashing against solid metal* So, where are "Hate and Horror"?
Chaos: *Grins* Hates gone after your prinny friend, Specter. He's probably dropped Horrors chain by now and set him on both Etnas. Shadow Etna just met up with this universe's version.
SS: *Kicks him off* Fine. I'll kill you and help them if they haven't already killed your allies.
Chaos: *Snarls* We're not weak enough to die by the hands of the alliance. ANYONE in the alliance, even heros such as Laharl, Specter, Ray, Tak, Ariel, Minun, Tacos, All versions of Etna, Nightmare and yourself aren't enough to stop us!
SS: *Eyes shine black, indicating I've switched to my evil personality* Don't get ahead of yourself or I'll feed you your own organs. *Hand shifts down the hilt of my sword, grabbing it by the chain* *Runs at him, jumps, flips forward, and brings my arm and chain down with the sword following said chain*
Chaos: !! *Dodges*
SS: I'KOSU FUCKFACE!!!
Tai posted---
*on Lizodia Island*
Orochi: *scrying* Chaos, you bastard.
Me: What?
Orochi: Chaos and Scryer are fighting.
Me: That figures. I bet Scryer will end up kicking his ass.
Orochi: Most likely.
Me: Well that's Chaos' problem.
Orochi: Yes.
Me: The building work on the new island is coming along as planned.
Orochi: That's good do know.
___
In the battlefeild.
Spectre is walking around with his arms and hands.
Spectre: Now were are those greaves...*looking around* Aint no way im replacing those greaves. Medics dont know what they're talking about...
Spectre finds his armors greaves.
Spectre:My greaves! My beautiful greaves!
Spectre attaches his greaves to the rest of the armor and stretches his leg
Spectre:Ahhhhh that feels good...*performs aerobic moves that would seem impossible for such a bulky suit of armor*
??:Hey there..
Spectre:Huh?
Spectre gets punched at,he dodges slightly
Spectre:Hey what gives!?
Hate:The name's Hate! one of Scryers clones.*punches at Spectre again*
Spectre:*grabs his fist* Your name is fitting. I kind of hate you already.
Hate:?! *tries to pull his fist from Spectres hand*
Hate pulls off Spectres gauntlet
Spectre:....
Hate:Huh?!*tries to shake off the gauntlet* Your hollow?
Spectre:Well,sortof. Through practice...Lots of practice. No weird rituals or anything,i managed to make my essence possess the armor! Im actually a prinny in a really huge suit. However through practice of the arts of kamikaze...
Hate:Blah blah blah enough talk im killing you! *lunges*
Spectre:Well thats rude.....
*CRACK*
Hate:..........
Hate has his entire fist crushed by Spectres gauntlet
Hate:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
Hates hand is reduced to paste,Spectres gauntlet falls off and crawls over to Spectre with its fingers.
Spectre:*attaches the gauntlet* Ill be taking this...
Hate:Ugh..Why i oughta...GRAAAAAH!!!
Hate jumps at Spectre and punches him with his other hand,Spectres helmet gets knocked off.
Spectre:*depressed and somewhat sarcastic tone* you knocked my block off....
Hate:Heheh!!
Spectre helmet flies towards Hate and stabs its head spikes into Hate's groin.
Hate:*eyes widen*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!
Spectre:*thrashes his head around*HEHEHEHEHEHHEHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!! AAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA *popeye laugh*AGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAG!
Hate:AAAAAGH YOU t&%*^$% &%^&$&$&%*$&^&*!!! GET OFF!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!@#$%^&*(!!!*^&$%@#$%&$#$#%^!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Hate painfully tears Spectre out of his....lower body and throws his helmet on the ground.
Spectre:*picks up his helmet and puts it on his head* Wanna try that again?
Hate:I HATE YOU!!!
Hate shoots off his knuckle duster like a rocket,it heads towards Spectres body.
It dents his armor in and pushes him back about twenty feet
Spectre:Im pretty stout...*throws the knuckle duster back at Hate and pops the dent out of his armor*...I might not be the hell raising behemoth i use to be,but youll find that i contain a decent percentage of my old power reserves inside me. Your fighting me wrong. Clearly one would actually tend to use a different method of attack towards a heavy weight fighter such as-
Hate:THAT DOES IT!!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!
Charges at Spectre ferociously,Spectre stands still. He jumps at Spectre,and before he reaches him Spectre opens his cuirass,
Hate gets trapped inside.
Hate:!! hey let me out-
theres suddenly horrible chainsaw,hacking,shredding,and slicing noises. Hate screams in pain for a few breif seconds.
Spectre:*eyes indicate a happy facial expression*
blood seeps from Spectres armor.
Spectre:Not only is rude to interrupt what somebody is saying,but you may also miss out on hearing important information about your opponents skills. Whether they are showing off or not,knowing your opponents strengths can help hint their weaknesses...Your most definatly SS' inferior in terms of combat.
the front of Spectres cuirass opens and Hates bloody pulp-like remains pour out in a nasty waterfall of bones and gore.
Spectre:being a SS clone i beleive you might have another trick up your sleeve,but remember this horribly painful and brutal lesson...if you still have a mind to remember it by. But im not entirely sure you do or not..
Spectre walks off when suddenly he gets a look of suprise dread on his face.
Spectre:Id better go back and check on Etna..Ive been away from her for about 20 minutes...and these nasty clones are moving about..
Spectre grows his prinny wings,flies as high as he can into the air,and dives madly at the lizodian camp.
In the camp
the two Etnas have their weapons equiped,they're catiusly looking at Horror.
Horror:*growls with tentacles flailing out of his back*
Etna:N-nice boy...
Shadow Etna:Ugh..A bad clone of SS..just what we need...
Etna:Spectres probably on his way right now,he'll get ridiculously worried about me.
Spectre crashes down into the camp and lands right on top of horror,slamming him into the ground.
Spectre:Hello love. *gets up and brushes himself off*
Etna:Spectre!*runs over and hugs him*
Spectre:*lightly hugs her at the risk of harming her* Everything alright.
Etna:Now that your here.
Horror:*gets up growling*
Spectre:*makes a hulking combat stance* Grrrrrrr....Ill have to finish you quick,i might have that last SS clone after me...
Horror swiftly slashes at Spectre with his tentacles,he wraps up his arms.
Spectre: Oh dear...a swift ranged attacker. a Heavyweights worst enemy.But still,you dont seem that clever...
Spectre pulls in horror by his tentacles
Horror:*tries to break away*
Spectre:*pulls harder* Your a strong one...*pulls him over* But you'll find i also have some strength underneath this big tin suit!
Horror looks a little distraught,but he growls aggressivly and charges Spectre.
Spectre:!!!
Horror rams Spectre, He goes flying about 50 feet away,but due to grasping his tentacles he pulls horror along with him,When Spectre lands he sluggishly gets up,swirls him in the air by his tentacles,and begins slamming him in the ground over and over.Very violently.
Horror:*growling*
Spectre:Your quite tough...
Spectre stops twirling him and slams him down into the ground in front of him,slamming his entire front body into the ground. His feet flail in the air trying to get out.
Spectre:Phew...
Horror tears himself from the ground with his feet and rams into Spectre,he gets sent flying into the side of a mountain.
Spectre prys himself from the mountain and begins wrestling with Horror.
Etna:Hes so manly...Look at him wrestle that ugly thing.
Horror:GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!*slams his fists down into Spectre*
Spectre:*holds them up with his hands*
Spectre headbutts Horror,knocking him a few feet away,Spectre punches him across the face violently. Horror kicks Spectre off and punches and claws him violently.
the two rinse and repeat their same strategy,then get back to wrestling..and continue trying to beat each other up.
____
*In an Umbrella base.*
Ray: Careful Nightmare, there might be remnants ready to attack.
Nightmare Scryer: Why?
Ray: If some Umbrella Soldiers surrender, there may be ones that still refuse to surrender.
Nightmare Scryer: Nice point.
*Goes to a room full of experiments in tubes.*
Ray: Get ready to destroy them!
*Gets out a heavy machine gun.*
Ray: Fire!
*Nightmare Scryer slices tubes in halves while Ray shoots anything thats left.*
Hate: *Staggers next to the two Etnas and collapses, panting* (Weakly) Y-yo.
Etna:? Aren't you the one Specter pummeled earlier?
Hate: Yeah. I'm only lucky he's currently fighting Horror right now. *Grits teeth* If there's anything left of him after Specters done with him, there won't be for long.
Shadow Etna: I don't understand.
Hate: No-one but I do. His consciousness isn't in his head, its in his chain, which is usually why he's a slobbering beast. He's controlling his body telepathically.
Etna: Thats... actually pretty amazing.
Hate: (Grimly) Trust me you don't know half of it and I wish I didn't. He attacked me right off the bat, wrapping his chain around my neck with a movement of his head. He forced my soul out of my body and replaced it with his own. I'm not strong enough to yell right now, so would you mind telling him not to touch the chain? All three of them?
Etna: Sure... Three?
Hate: One around each neck.
Etna: ... Oh hell.
Hate: Horrors name was originally Cerberus. He has three heads, they regenerate, and his consciousness isn't linked to the chains.
Specter: What the hell?!
Horror: *His neck is extending a few inches and the sides of his neck are tearing themselves away from the center. They form two other necks and heads, each with a chain around it and all drooling/snarling*
Specter: ... Bugger.
Ray: Is that all in this place?
Nightmare Scryer: I found some documents.
Ray: Good. Lets have a look.
*Reads the documents and closes it.*
Nightmare Scryer: What did it have?
Ray: Things that should be forgotten. I'll send them to Minun. He will choose to destroy it or not. He may distribute them to our allies.
Tai posted---
*at Lizodia Island*
Orochi: *still scrying* Hate and Horror have appeared as well.
Me: Where they at?
Orochi: Near the Mushroom Kingdom camp.
Me: I see.
Lizodian: *runs in* My king, scouts at Team Inferno have informed us that Arceus may be appearing soon.
Me: Dammit! I bet he's still pissed.
Orochi: I'll handle Hate and Horror, you handle Arceus.
Me: Right.
Orochi: *shadowports to the Lizodian camp in the Mushroom Kingdom*
Ariel: *walks in* I heard.
Me: Yeah, we need to go to the Team Inferno base.
Ariel: Good idea.
Me: *teleports with Ariel to the Team Inferno base*
*at the Team Inferno base*
Me: *teleports in with Ariel*
Anakin: Welcome back.
Me: Thanks.
Ariel: We heard about Arceus.
Anakin: Yeah, it may be returning soon. The scouts heard this from the guardians of Michina Ruins.
Me: And Arceus may destroy us all if we can't calm it down. So I'll pick up some Pokemon then head to Michina with Ariel.
Anakin: Good idea.
Me: *runs to the room he keeps the Legendary Pokemon in*
Ariel: He shouldn't be long.
Me: *runs back out* Alright, let's go.
Ariel: Right.
Me: *walks outside and releases Lugia then hops on his back*
Ariel: *also walks outside and hops on Lugia's back*
Me: Alright Lugia, take us to Michina!
Lugia: *flies off*
*at the Lizodian camp in the Mushroom Kingdom*
Orochi: *shadowports in* Shit...
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Ray: K, I think we should leave other places to Minun.
Nightmare Scryer: Where are we going now?
Ray: May be the Mushroom Kingdom.
Spectre:*cautiously looks at Horror*
Horror:*growls and steps toward Spectre*
Spectre:*steps back* Those chains of yours..they seem unnatural...
Horror leaps at Spectre
Spectre dodges,But Horror turns around and ties him up around the neck and arms with his chains
Etna:SPECTRE!
Spectre:AGH!
Specctre thrashes around trying to get Horrors chains off,but he quickly gets overwhelmed. He stands still as Horror transfers his spirit into him. There is a metal slamming sound.
Horror:*vicious laughter*
Etna:no...
??:*high pitched voice* EAT THIS DOOD!
a large cartoony bomb with a skull face on it lands next to Horror.It blows up and sends him into the ceiling,his head gets lodged.
Horror:UUURRRRRRRGH!!!!!*flails around*
Etna:Your ok!
Spectre is in his prinny form.
Spectre: Hey doods.
Horror growls and charges towards Spectre,Spectre does a prinny dance and dodges him,he jumps onto his back and stabs his knives into his back. Horror reaches up to grab him,But a huge basin randomly falls from nowere and slams onto Horrors central head,he falls down. Spectre pulls out his knives and jumps off of him.
Horror gets up and glares at Spectre.
Spectre glares back and gets into a combat pose.
(Dang this music is nostalgic.even though i only beat the game last year.)
Horror jumps at him and slams his fists,Spectre jumps uo and runs up his arms to his head,he buttslams him in the head like Yoshi. Horror becomes very dizzy and staggers.
Spectre:TAKE THIS!
Spectre flutters up into the air with his wings,he uses prinny barrage,bombarding horror with hundreds of deadly razor sharp waves.
Horror gets severely mutilated,he gets back up even angrier. He roars loudly,grabs Spectre,and slams him into the ground violently Squeezing him.
Spectre:DOOOD!!
due to the squeezing Spectre blasts Prinny juice into Horrors face,it also splashes into his open wounds. Causing unholy amounts of agony.
Horror:* gets up and howls in pain with his eyes squeezed shut*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Horror opens his eyes,they are very bloodshot.
Spectre:*rolls out of the way* Take this dood!
Spectre squirts more prinny juice all over Horror,causing absolutely inhumane amounts of pain.
Spectre prinny dances,a huge basin falls down and slams Horror onto the floor,he flails around in pain,the juice burning his eyes and cuts,the basin is holding him down and crushing him slowly.
Hate:..I hate to say it,but this is actually almost too terrible to watch...
Etna:*has her eyes and mouth agape*
Spectre:EAT THIS DOOD!
as Horror opens his mouths to scream,Spectre fires large amounts of prinny juice into all of his mouths, He bloats rather heavily,the juice is painfully sloshing around all of his organs and bones.He can hardly scream. He has tears streaming from his eyes.
Spectre prinny dances extremely fast,a HUGE basin falls from the air and lands on Horror,he violently vomits out every one of his insides,bones,muscle,blood,and organs along with a tidal wave of prinny juice.Horror is nothing but a husk of skin marinating in a bubbling puddle of Spectres Prinny excretions.
Shadow Etna turns around and vomits,Etna Twitches,and Hate looks just plain disturbed.
Spectre:Whew...
Etna:Spectre..just...what...
Spectre:I know i know,your suprised how i got so powerful in such a short amount of time? Well it turns out that while i was an Overlord,i grew enormous amounts of mana energy from growing so powerful. I might not be made out of heavy testosterone or countless souls anymore but im still pretty threatening.
Etna:That wasnt what i was going to ask,But im just going to go with your answer...
Hate:Poor,poor Horror....
Shadow Etna:I was almost crying for the poor thing....*sheds a single tear*
Spectre:Alrighty-then. Now lets see here..
Spectre looks at horrors chains.
Spectre:...What do we do with these things?
Tai posted---
*suddenly a huge field comes into view*
Me: Here we are, Michina. Take us down, Lugia.
Lugia: *cries out then starts descending*
Ariel: Wow, it's lovely.
*Lugia lands in a field*
Me: *hops off Lugia's back*
Ariel: *also hops off Lugia's back*
Me: Nice work, Lugia. You deserve some rest. *returns Lugia then looks around*
Ariel: Now we need to find the ruins.
Me: *looking around* I think the ruins are up there. *points to what appears to be group of small mountains*
Ariel: Alright, let's go.
Me: Of course.
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Hate: Whatever we do, DON'T TUCH THE CHAINS!!!
Specter: Right.
Orochi: Why not?
Hate: Ya know how one of the original experiments was a slobbering animal right?
Orochi: ... Yeeeees. So?
Hate: Horrors body ended up being a chain. A confused scientist picked it up, was immediately possessed, the chain split into three, and the scientist wrapped a chain around each of Cerberus' necks. The three heads then merged into one, and the possessed animal killed everyone who knew what Horrors actual body was. I walked in, was hit by his chain, and was also possessed. Horror decided it'd be better to have two puppets, so he decided to have me leading his main host out by the chain and tell everyone some horse shit about Horror being just like Cerberus only stronger, utterly destroying him, and killing everyone else.
Shadow Etna: Hang on, if he's that smart, why did he keep up the "Cerberus is an animal" act?
Hate: To keep up appearances. He, through me, formed an alliance with Chaos, convincing him to help us- him sorry, take over the universe, then stage his death as an unfortunate accident, making "me" the ruler, creating a reign of terror, leaving my body when everyone eventually rose up against me, find a new secondary host, and repeat the process.
Specter: ... How can he he control more than one host at a time?
Hate: Its easier if both are touching his body, which is why I constantly held the chain, but he can still control them telepathically until they either get thrashed, or die.
Specter: ... He's psychic. He can project his soul into a host and leave the essence of his soul, making it easier for him to control his victim when he's not home. Thats all he is, nothing more than a parasite with a mind of steel.
Hate: ... (Amazed) Well said!
SS: *Grabs Chaos' weapon, freezes and shatters it*
Chaos: !!! Why you little-!
SS: *Grabs him by the neck* Shut up already!
Chaos: (Goes spastic) I'M THE STRONGEST!!! YOU CON'T KILL ME!!!
SS: (Eyes turn black) What did I say about getting ahead of yourself? You can... *Smashes him into a random stone wall* *Draws back the other hand* go to Hell. *Punches a hole through his face and the wall* *Draws back my bloodied fist* Right! *Shadowports to Specter and the others' location*
Renzo posted---
Me: Arceus is back. Eh? *Warps to Tai* Hey, you may need some help with Arceus if he comes back. *throws pokeball*
Primal Arceus: *Comes out of pokeball and rawrs*
Tai: what the heck is that.
Me: Primal Arceus, I got sent into page 1337(rofl) ages ago and he was ruling the universe, pity a puny Pokeball sorted that out, lol. Oh yeah and he can talk.
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*Where everyone else is.*
Ray: Arrived just in time did we?
Nightmare: Think so.
*Sees the remains of Horror.*
Ray: I think one is dead.
Nightmare: Seems like.
Etna: Horror is not dead.
Ray: What do you mean?
Shadow Etna: His body is a chain.
Ray: What?
Hate: Its a long story.
Ray: Fair enough.
Tai posted---
*back at Michina, near a small mountain like formation the ruins are and near a small lake*
Brock: The ruins are way up there. Mmm! I can feel positive energy flowing through this place!
Ash: Me too!
Dawn: It feels so great!
Piplup: Piplup!
*suddenly a small spout of water gets sucked into a warp hole which vanishes*
Pikachu: *is near the edge of water taking a drink but stops* Pika?
*an even larger spout forms and starts getting sucked into another warp hole*
Brock: What's that?
Ash: Quick, Pikachu! Use Thunderbolt!
Pikachu: Pika-CHUUUUUUUUUU! *uses the attack whic stops the water spout*
*further back an unknown guy and unknown girl are running*
Unknown Girl: A thunder creature and creature master! Let's hurry!
*back with Ash and his friends*
Me: *walks up with Ariel* Well, well, well. Funny seeing you guys here.
Dawn: Hey, it's Tai and Ariel.
Brock: It's been a while since we saw you two.
Me: Yeah. We heard some weird stuff was going on around here, which we clearly saw.
Ariel: Like that water spout.
Ash: Yeah.
*suddenly a large water spout forms*
Brock: Whoa! Let's move! *starts running with Ash, Dawn, Ariel, and myself*
*the large funnel of water sucks up Pikachu and Piplup, and would have sucked up Dawn and Ash if Brock didn't grab them*
Ash: Oh no, Pikachu!
Dawn: Piplup!
Piplup: *tries using Bubblebeam to keep Pikachu and itself away from the water spoutl but fails*
Me: *throws a Poke Ball* Dialga! Save Pikachu and Piplup!
Unknown Girl: *walks up with the unknown guy* This must be the one we were told about.
Me: *glances over and sees the unknown girl and unknown guy*
Dialga: *flies up into the water spout and catches Pikachu and Piplup on its head*
Brock: The Legendary Pokemon that rules time.
Ash: Dialga.
Dawn: But how?
Brock: And how did he capture it?
*Piplup and Pikachu are lightly tossed off Dialga's head and land in their trainer's arms*
Dialga: *turns around and uses Roar of Time on the water spout which dispels it but causes a small wave*
*Ash, Brock, Dawn, Ariel, and myself run toward a raised part of land near the lake shore and jump to it as the wave crashes down*
Dialga: *roars*
Me: Nice work, Dialga.
Unknown Girl: *cups her hands together* Transcend the confines of time and space! *somehow connects with Dialga*
Me: Who's this? And what's she doing?
Ariel: Looks like she's communicating with Dialga.
Unknown Girl: *stops the connection* I understand, you see him as your Trainer.
*suddenly Giratina appears from a portal and attacks Dialga*
Brock: Giratina's after Dialga still!
Dawn: Please! Stop it, Giratina!
Ash: Yeah, come on! Dialga saved Pikachu and Piplup for us!
Giratina: *attacks Dialga*
Ash: Giratina...
Unknown Girl: *cups her hands together* Now, transcend the confines of time and space! *connects with Giratina*
Me: Now she's trying to connect with Giratina.
Ariel: What if it doesn't work?
Me: I know just the thing.
Unknown Girl: *in the connection* Giratina. *Giratina roars and she starts struggling, but is knocked out of the connection*
Unknown Guy: *runs up to the unknown girl* Sheena!
Sheena: Giratina's rage, it's just too strong!
Me: *runs up and throws an empty Ultra Ball at Giratina*
Giratina: *gets pulled into the ball which shakes three times and locks*
Ash: NO WAY! Tai just caught Giratina!
Ariel: I'm not surprised at all by this.
Me: *walks up to the ball and releases Giratina* Giratina, you have to understand that Dialga isn't your enemy.
Giratina: *roars loudly*
Me: Please, you can trust me. I won't harm you. Just trust me.
Giratina: *calms down*
Me: I knew you'd understand. So, do you want to join me, and be one of my Pokemon partners alongside Dialga and Palkia?
Giratina: *roars*
Me: Thank you. I won't let you down.
Sheena: Giratina's rage, it's gone! Now's the time. *cups her hands* Transend the confines of time and space! *connects with Giratina*
Giratina: *is very calm in the connection*
Me: Interesting.
Sheena: *stops the connection*
Me: Now get some rest, Giratina. *returns Giratina to its ball*
Unknown Guy: It looks like Giratina gets it now.
Sheena: That's nice if it's true. But, I should have seen it in its heart.
Me: Giratina just needs time to rest, and to get used to being around me.
Dawn: Should have seen in its heart?
Sheena: You see, I have the power to connect my heart with the hearts of Pokemon.
Dawn: With Pokemon?
Brock: Then you can connect with Dialga?
Sheena Yes. And it was very calm. Which shows how caring this young man is toward Pokemon.
Ash: Yeah, he is.
Sheena: Hi, my name is Sheena. And I'm a guardian of these ruins.
Unknown Guy: Same here, too. My name's Kevin.
Sheena: So, were any of you injured?
Dawn: No, we're fine!
Piplup: Piplup!
Dawn: My name is Dawn!
Ash: My name's Ash. And this is my partner Pikachu. Thanks for saving my buddy.
Me: I'm Tai, and this is my wife, Ariel.
Ariel: Nice to meet you.
Sheena: *walks up to Pikachu and starts rubbing its cheeks*
Pikachu: Chuuuu!
Sheena: *lets go of Pikachu* Long ago, there was a thunder creature and its master. And they changed the fate of this town.
Ash: Huh?
Kevin: Yes. You see, it's part of the legend of this town.
Dawn: Wait a minute, a thunder creature and its master?
Ash: You mean me and Pikachu?
Pikachu: Pika.
Sheena: I have a feeling, our meeting may have been fated.
Me: Speaking of which, that's why Ariel and I are here. You see, you talked to two of my men.
Sheena: Yes. They said you've been studying the legends of this world.
Me: Yes. I've been tracking down the Legendary Pokemon. so they don't get captured by people like Team Rocket.
Ariel: That's also a long story.
Sheena: Then would you all mind coming with us?
Me: Of course. We can explain along the way. *turns to Ash* You guys wanna come along as well?
Ash: I'll do whatever you want. I mean, you saved Pikachu's life.
Brock: *kneeles before Sheena and grabs her left hand* Sheena. I'm Brock, another fated person. *stands up and as he's talking, lets go of Sheena's hands and starts walking away* Why, just a short while ago, I took a fated tumble and scraped my elbow. Which then you led to the fated fact that you would kiss it and make it better. And also fate would have you stroke me with that beautiful hand of yours! Which is the miracle that took away all of my pain! *as he starts running back to Sheena, grabs her left hand again, then kneels back down* All because of the fickle finger of fate! And now, we get to know each other and build our feelings on the fated love that I know is there inside. *grabs Croagunk's hand* Such a lovely silken hand- *as he notices it's Cragunk's hand* Huh? Uh...
Croagunk: *croaks then slips its hand away then uses Poison Jab on Brock*
Brock: Wrong... hand...*collapses face first*
Croagunk: *croaking in a way that sounds like laughter as it drags Brock away*
Ariel: He never learns.
Me: Nope.
*suddenly another large water spout forms and Dialga gets sucked into it*
Sheena: Dialga!
*some circular shaped dimensional energy looking thing cuts a tree down which is sent toward Dawn*
Kevin: Look out! *jumps toward Dawn and grabs her before the tree hits her*
*the tree gets sucked up into a dimensional porta*
Kevin: *stands Dawn up* Sheena, we've got to go! Or we'll get caught in the water spout!
Sheena: But wait!
Me: *throws a Poke Ball* Palkia! Stop that water spout and save Dialga!
Kevin: He controls Palkia as well?
Ariel: Yes he does.
Brock: The Legendary Pokemon that rules space!
Palkia: *uses its powers over space to stop the water spout and seal the dimensional hole and frees Dialga*
Dawn: Hey, look at that!
Ash: Palkia saved Dialga! Cool!
Pikachu: Pika!
Dialga: *roars*
Palkia: *also roars*
Sheena: *cups her hands together* Transcend the confines of time and space! *connects to Dialga and Palkia*
Ash: Hold on, "transcend?"
Brock: It means "rise above" or "go over."
Kevin: You see, right now Sheena's connected to the hearts of both of those Pokemon.
Dawn: She's syncing with them!
Piplup: Piplup.
Sheena: *still connected to Palkia and Dialga* Thank you, Palkia, Dialga. *stops the connection*
Me: Return! *returns Dialga and Palkia*
Ash: Wow, you're an amazing trainer, Tai!
Sheena: That's because he truely cares for Pokemon.
Ariel: He really does.
Me: Yeah, I do. So, how about those ruins?
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Renzo posted---
*somehow vanishes from the scene* wtf
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Renzo:*appears next to ss* hey. *sees horror's mutilated corpse* Good job SS =D
SS:I didnt..*squish*
SS has stepped into a puddle of prinny juice,getting his foot covered.
SS:...What the...*raises his foot out of the PJ and looks at it in horror and disgust* WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? UUUGH!! ew ew EW EW EWWWW!!!! Its so gross and squishy....and disconcertingly warm!!! WHAT THE F^%^ HAPPENED HERE?!
Etna:Its..."Prinny juice"...Its been sitting there for a while exposed to phazon radiation so its gotten a little...chunky.
SS:.....Just please..*steps away* tell me What happened here....
Etna:Spectre killed the body of Horror in one of the most vilest disgusting ways ive ever seen,it would make American Mcgee cringe and puke. First he sliced up his body a bit with his prinny barage,the squirted the juice into his face and wounds,causing horrible pain,then squirted it into his mouths,filling him up to the point were it busted up his organs and it was sloshing around his insides like he was a giant jello,then he drops this huge friggin basin on him,causing him to vomit out every single one of his innards.Now his body is a simple husk,marinating in this enormous puddle of chunky slime.
SS:*on the verge of puking* NO MORE NO MORE!!
Spectre:Geez dood,its just prinny juice.
SS:I know but..UGH..
Spectre:Chill out dood,its just a substance i can excrete....Say,you think we should let Horrors chains marinate in it? Maybe it will coax his spirit out.
Renzo:What if the spirit suicides? :3
Ray: We could melt the chain. It may possibly release the spirit
*Gets a phone call from Minun.*
Ray: Yes?
Minun: Hey Ray, thanks for sending me the documents. They were... disturbing...
Ray: I know.
Minun: I might have the scientists mind-cleansed to prevent that.
Ray: You go ahead with the idea. I don't care.
Minun: Alright. Make sure you meet Midna as well. I haven't heard of her much lately.
Ray: Will do.
*Turns phone off.*
Renzo posted---
Melting eh? *Takes massive huge flamethrower*
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SS: ... Ya know, I never actually knew. What happens to metal when its frozen and hit with a massive hammer?
Specter: ... *Grabs a hammer easily four times as big as himself*
SS: *Freezes Horrors body(s)*
Specter: *Smashes them*
(There is an unearthly scream as the frozen metal shards disintegrate)
Hate: You have no idea how relieved I am that he's finally dead!
Renzo:*shields face as an undisintegrated metal shard whizzes past face* *Throws away flamethrower* Now to make sure nothing can arouse it, i'd suggest you stand back SS. Firaga! *sets remains on fire to incinerate them* Can't trust those necromancers...
Spectre:Me to Hate!....Is there..*shifts eyes*Anything else that needs to be killed off?...'sides maybe Hate?...Since he doesnt seem to be acting all that evil now...?....If not..Then im heading back to my netherworld. Im really,really tired...I need to take an uber tyrant nap.
*In Command.*
Minun: I have given my final decision. All the soldiers will serve the Dusk Legions for 5 years as a penitence. Scientists will be sent to Lizodia for more questioning and other will join the penitent crusade as well.
Umbrella Officer: What happens after the penitence?
Minun: You will be pardoned. We can send you home or allow you to be a citizen of our empire.
*Necromancers are circling the burning corpse like vultures*
Renzo: See. Shoo, go on, shoo!
Necromancers: Awww...*vanish*
Spectre:Well judging by all the silence and the peaceful mood of the area im going to say that this is a job well done. Now if you will excuse me...Im tired.
Spectre slices open a portal to the netherworld.He walks into it.
Etna:Better follow him then..
Etna walks through after Spectre.
In the netherworld.
Spectre arrives in the front of his tower.
Spectre:*stretches*AAAAAAH...So good to be home.
The tower is now in the middle of a seemingly endless plain of grass with a few large trees and some ponds in the feild.Theres alot of flowers in the area.There are also numerous mountains and large hills around.
Etna:Wow! what happened here?!
Spectre:*looks extremely pleasantly suprised* Its..Beautiful!
an army of prinnies marches over
Prinny: THE OVERDOOD IS BACK DOOD!
Prinny2:We fixed the place up dood! all of us worked day and night to haul the tower out of netherworld and onto a wilderness in Veldime. Weve also made the tower alot less dark looking.Though in case you miss the fire and brimstone the tower goes a vast ways underground to....Its were the Minion hives are.
Prinny3:We pretty much took the whole thing down and rebuilt the upper part that above ground with those crystals your last castle was made out of..
Spectre:You mean...You did..all of this..for me?!*sniff*
Prinny:Its just to show how much we care dood. We thought you had enough pain and destruction for a while.
Spectre:Im...Im so touched I....everything is so tranquil and lovely! I want to skip around and sing like a little girl!*jumps up with his hands together in a girly manner*
Etna:*looks around* Pretty nice i guess.
Spectre:Oh my oh me.....Well,as much as id like to roll around the grass staring at the sky for hours on in id better head inside and check on the minion hives....Also you fellows are getting a raise.
Prinnies:Thanks overdood!
everyone walks into the tower.
Spectre:Everythings so nice...the red carpet is a nice touch.
Prinnies:It was originally white before you went on your rampage and got those massive bloody footprints of yours everywere...So we decided to just sew in a golden trim and call it a red carpet. and the curtains as well.
Spectre:..Say,were is my throne were i might rest my royal ass?
Prinnies:You got two,one at the lower part of the tower and one around the top.
Spectre:Quite a hike...
Spectre walks into the center of the tower,there is a large,marble floor with a picture of Spectre(When he was a behemoth) Wrestling Abbadon.
Spectre:Wow...You all made this? Thats very nice.
Prinnies:We thought it would give the place a touch of "epic" or something like that...Also,its an elevator.
The floor shoots downward very fast,it leaves its beautiful crystal settings and goes into the "fire and brimstone" look.
Spectre:Ah..Were here.
The elevator stops,Spectre gets off and walks into a large dark chamber. The minion hives are all around the room.
Spectre:i see the minion hives have been growing!
Mortus:*now a fully grown blue minion* Indeed they are master.
Spectre:Aw Mort,Youve gone and grown up on me..
Mortus:You didnt expect me to be a little ball of fluff forever did you? ...Anyway that reminds me,the minions are in the middle of their larval stage,they wont be able to get into action anytime soon.
Spectre:That shouldnt be a problem,im not too big on wars...Im hoping not to engage in anymore anytime soon.*exhales*..Im so tired.
The elevator suddenly blasts everyone up to the master bedroom.
Charming Prinny elevator voice: Youve reached the private quarters dood!
Spectre:Thats nice...very nice...*looks around* Spacey...
Mortus:Your probably sleepy sire and madam,I will take my leave now..
Mortus gets on the elevator and goes back down
Spectre:*phew* ...Finally some peace and quiet.
Spectre stomps over to the bed and throws himself on it.
Spectre:*sleepily*..The sensation of peace has been gone for so long its become a strange new feeling for me...
Etna jumps on the bed and looks at Spectre
Etna:...Hmmmm..Mind staying up with me a little longer?..*laughs evilly*
Spectre:*annoyed and slightly scared*...Not now Etna....
Etna:You know already i take things by force. Now lets get you out of that bulky armor...
Etna closes the windows and turns out the lights,the closes the curtain on the bed.
Spectre: Oh dear not again....*balls up inside of his armor*...Please..no...
Etna:Oh come on youve warped your mind since you were prinnified...Weres that spirit of yours?
Spectre:Eeeek...No..No...
The sound of Spectres armor hitting the floor can be heard.
Spectre:AAAGH!!
theres some wrestling and struggling noises,Spectre sounds like hes crying a little.
No no no no nO NO NOOOOOO!!!!
theres a nasty spraying noise.
Etna:AAAAAAAAAGH!!! MY EYES!!! WHAT THE ^%&%!!!!
Spectre:Dont squeeze me dood.You should know what happens...Especially after my battle with horror.
Etna:%^$# FLEW IN MY MOUTH! UGH GREAT NOW I CANT SEE OR BREATHE!!!*vomits*
Spectre:I-im sorry!
Etna:UGH!! MY HAIR! ITS RUINED!!!..eewww..EWWWWWW....
Spectre:Interspecies romance at its worst...Alright ill take you to the netherworld hospital.Sadly none of my prinnies dont have a medical liscense,let alone a degree.
Spectre picks up Etna and walks out of the room.
Spectre:Take us to the upper throne room please.
Elevator voice:Aye aye overdood!
the elevator flies up to the top floor of the tower
Spectre walks over to a pool on a large balcony supported by collumns.
Spectre:To the netherworld hospital dood.
the pool sucks them in,they arrive at the netherworld hospital.
Nurse:Huh? Who are you?...What are you doing with Etna?
Spectre:Its me doodet. Overlord Spectre.
Nurse:Overlord Spectre?! But i thought you were killed.
Spectre: Long story short amount of time,She needs medical attention.
Nurse:She looks like shes in miserable condition!...Whats that gunk all over her head?
Spectre:We dont wanna talk about it dood.
Nurse:...Oooookay....
Doctor:*walks over* Alright,whats the matter here?...Former queen Etna? And a...Purple prinny with a mean set of eyebrows?
Nurse:Its Overlord Spectre!
Doctor:Oh!! wow,its an honor to have you here...So...What seems to be the matter with the Queen here?
Spectre puts Etna on a hospital bed.
Doctor:Open your eyes please.
Etna opens her eyes.
Doctor:*covers his mouth in disgust* Oh my....
Spectre:is she going to be ok dood?
Doctor:Y-yes..it will take surgery to remove all of this....what is this anyway?
Spectre:Prinny juice.
Doctor:Prinny juice?
Spectre:Well dood you see,when a prinny gets extremely excited,scared,or violently sqeezed..
Doctor:I-i see...Leave it at that if you will.
the doctor runs an X ray over Etna.
Doctor:..Ewwwww...This is severe...It seems to have mixed in with her blood brain barrier...Were gonna have to act fast before it messes up her brain completely...Get her to the ER!
the nurse and doctor pushes Etnas bed into the ER,along with another squad of doctors.
Spectre:....*waves*....
Spectre sadly walks over to a chair in the waiting room and sits down.He looks through a pile of magazines and catalogs.
Spectre:Lets see here...Womans World,Game Pro,Ranger Rick,Bass fishing pro,pornography...hey wait a minute What the hell's a porno mag doing in a hospital?
Quagmire:I brought it along myself since theres nothing her to read but old magazines. GiggitygiggitygiggitygiggityGOO!
Spectre:........I already know why your in here.
Quagmire:Alot of people do...*nods sadly and reads the porno*..Say why are you here?
Spectre:My wife er...Slid on the kitchen floor.didnt end well.
Quagmire:oh i see,i sympathize for you.*continues ....reading*
Spectre:...*picks up the Ranger Rick magazine* Oooh,an article on bears.*reads with mild interest*.....hey! Its a picture of me eating a picnic basket from a long time ago....
*In a pub in the Mushroom Kingdom.*
Ray: Nightmare, why do you keep following me?
Nightmare: I don't know.
Ray: Why are you so cheerful in a dying world?
Nightmare: Why are always gloomy?
Ray: No use asking questions then.
SS: *Smashes in, destroying the door in the process* SPECTER!!! Exactly what the hell happened?!
Specter: *Explains the situation*
SS: (Surprisingly remains unfazed) Why didn't you call me? The Overlord strike I used on you to purge the G.U.I.L.T. from ya a year ago was specifically designed to eliminate anything that didn't belong in the targets body unless it was beneficial to them!
Specter: I see. Can you preform it now?
SS: I would, but the doctors would tear me apart. They're scary when you try to get to their patients. Anyway, it might have crusted over by now, and because of that the Overlord strikes perfection would be cut. If the unwelcome visitor is something like that and can assume the host/victims genetic pattern or crust over, there's a chance that some of her eyes, mouth lining, hair, face or brain could be removed, and I do destruction. Not healing.
Specter: ... Then I guess we play the waiting game.
SS: Indeed. ... Oh! Before I forget, I've got something I want to give to you when you regain your body, especially if it ends up humanoid.
Specter: Why?
SS: Its easier to use.
*In an old castle in the Twilight Realm.*
Minun: Sir should we reform this place?
Lord Tacos: That will be good. There was a dark secret inside the place.
Minun: You mean...
Lord Tacos: Yeah, the Proto-Dusk Knights.
Minun: that must have been horrifying to see.
Lord Tacos: I gues they are gone now because mum took them with her.
Minun: I might look if there are any left.
Lord Tacos: Oh, Minun. I'll check the basement.
Minun: I'll have to tell Death that he is free to quit serving the Imperial Army to live with the Scryer Clones.
Death: *Appears in a flash of darkness* Not a hope in hell my lord!
Minun: Wh- you were listening?!
Death: Of course. I don't trust letters or phones because they take too long, and its much easier when I have half an ear-hole open to listen to you.
Minun: I see. What do you mean not a hope in hell?
Death: I swore my loyalty to you, and it will remain until I am dead. Besides, it gets boring leading a thrill-free life and working for an egotistical bunch-o-bastards who creates post-death monsters.
Lord Tacos: Hey Minun, is it just me or do I see a weird portal thing?
Minun: What?
*Looks at a weird portal.*
Minun: Must be an anomaly worth looking at.
Lord Tacos: Should we contact the other before going in?
Minun: That might be best
*huge thunder clap appears*
Jin: phew i made it *Gasp for air* now to find him.
Tai posted---
*inside the Michina Ruins*
Brock: I can't believe we're, under the ruins.
*two doors that lead to a good sized room with a strange device*
Sheena: *walks up to the device with Kevin then everyone else not far behind*
Ash: What's that?
Pikachu: Pika?
Sheena: The Time-Space Axis. *shown here*
Dawn: Time-Space Axis?
Kevin: Yes, that's right. It indicates the condition of every minute change in the Time-Space Continua.
Brock: Amazing!
Me: Fascinating.
Sheena: We use it to investigate those places where time and space are disrupted.
Brock: Time and space disruptions?
Kevin: That's correct. We watched the strange mutations at Alamos Town.
Sheena: And when that hole in time and space opened up near the glacier, we were there too.
Sheena: *pointing out the spheres on the Time-Space Axis, starting from the bottom* Here is our world (the large green orb at the bottom), which is in turn supported by this, Giratina's Reverse World (the small white orb). *moves her hand to the blue orb at the top* Here we have the dimension of Dialga. *moves to the pink orb beside it* Here, Palkia's dimension. *moves to the large orb in the middle* On top of that, Arceus' dimension.
Brock: What's Arceus' dimension?
Dawn: I've never heard of it.
Ash: Is it a Pokemon?
Sheena: Right. The Legendary Pokemon said to have created its entire world.
Brock: Entire world?
Dawn: By a Pokemon!
Kevin: It's also said to have created these worlds, too.
Sheena: There is an omen that predicts Arceus will soon awaken from its long slumber.
Ash: Long slumber?
Sheena: Massive whirlpools of energy are beginning to form around Arceus, as it begins to awaken. These whirlpools are distorting space. And brought Dialga and Palkia's dimensions, which were designed to remain eternally separated, into contact with each other.
Kevin: So Dialga and Palkia, who shouldn't even have met, collided with one another in Alamos Town.
Brock: While both of them thought the other had to threaten its territory.
Sheena: Exactly.
Kevin: Their battle also affected the Reverse World, which brought Giratina into the conflict as well.
Dawn: But Tai already resolved the conflict between Dialga and Palkia, didn't he?
Sheena:Yes.
Brock: But why didn't Giratina understand you?
Kevin: When a Pokemon is overcome with rage, she can't connect with its heart.
Me: Which is one reason why I captured it.
Ash: Rage?
*suddenly the part of the Time-Space Axis that represents Arceus' dimension starts reacting*
Kevin: You see, we've been using the altar to pinpoint the moment when Arceus will appear.
Ash: Why will it do that?
Sheena: It holds a grudge against humanity. Arceus remains intent on bringing us all to justice.
Ash: *is shocked*
Pikachu: Pika?
Dawn: Justice?
Sheena: Yes, justice. It's possible that Arceus will destroy us entirely. *walks away*
Ash: A Pokemon destroying all people?
Dawn: No way! It can't be!
Me: That's why Ariel and myself are here, to prevent that from happening.