Post by Spectre on Apr 18, 2011 0:14:20 GMT -6
Renzo posted---
Me: Oh well.
Spectre: *sighs*
Me: OMFG! LOOK BEHIND YOU!
*A HUGE clone of spectre is standing behind spectre*
Spectre: Holy sh!t...
C.Spectre: *Roars*
Team Dawn Researcher:*Arrives and hits ME over the head*
Me: ow!*Transforms into a giant corphish punches the researcher who flies off* Yay! I can transform!CORPHISH BANKAI! FINAL STAGE! *Turns black and armour flies out of nowhere and sticks to Corphish Me and eyes glow red as claws turn into blades* C'mon spectre.
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Spectre posted---
the team attack signal from disgaea appears
me/SS/Penance:*smiles*
me:*gets on all fours and bares his teeth*
Clone:
penance:*smacks him with his blade claws and throws him into the air*
Clone:*whimpers*
SS:*jumps up and kicks him back onto the ground*
Clone:*staggers and turns around*
as soon as the clone in is range...
me:*opens his mouth and strikes the clone like a snake with lightning speed*
the force of the strike sends the flesh on the clones face spiralling into the air
Clone:*staggers around holding its face in pain*
SS:*takes out his zanpaktou and smacks the clone in Penances direction*
penance:*cleaves the clones arms off with his claws*
Clone:*staggers back over to spectre*
me:*opens his mouth extremely wide and eats the clone**crunch crunch crunch crunch*...*swallow*
SS:wow.did we just team attack?
Penance:yes,yes we did.
me:...
SS:Spectre are you Ok?
me:...errrrrgh....
spectre grows five feet taller and his teeth grow to wear you can see them outside of his mouth(kinda like a crocodile)
me: i feel much better.
SS:you went through another spurt.
me:indeed.
penance:that was cool.*clips his claws in victory*
SS:that was one freaky Pokemon bankai. in a good way i mean.
Penance:thank you.
me:well im going to go check on Etna. im paranoid myself.
back at the castle
me:*swings through the window and lands behind Etna*hello.
Etna:WAAAH!!!...oh...please dont do that.
me:are you feeling alright?
Etna:no.im still paranoid about getting kidnapped....did you have another growth spurt?
me:yes.also,Scryers got all the ingedients for your soup and he should be on his way.
Etna:thats good to hear,i love that stuff.
me:i know.sounds good to,penance killed a demon used for the volcanic meat,and ive eaten alot of those creatures before. they're very hot-blooded...they're tasty though.especially the more cruel ones.the evil adds flavor.
in celestia
Vulcanus:*reappears in front of the seraph*MASTER LAMINGTON MASTER LAMINGTON!!!
Lamington;sigh...what is it now vulcanus?
Vulcanus:MASTER LAMINGTON MASTER LAMINGTON!!!!
Lamington:sigh....*beats him over the head with a nail bat*
Vulcanus:ow...
lamington:now what is it?
Vulcanus:overlord Spectre is planning to invade celestia with his prinny army!!!
Lamington: you mean like Flonne was conspiring to conquer the world? and the time you said trout were taking over the planet?
Vulcanus:exactly!!and trout are evil!
Lamington: Vulcanus,i know your lying to me.
Vulcanus:no im not!!
Lamington:it looks like my punishment wasnt good enough for you...looks like im going to let the Overlord have you.
Vulcanus:*gulp* p-please no!!
lamington:well since you refused to accept your punishment it looks like your going to need more sense knocked into you...
back at the castle
Lamington:*appears with vulcanus* hello spectre.
me:why hello Seraph.what brings you to the netherworld?
Lamington:im going to let you handle Vulcanus's punishment this time.Ok?
me:id be delighted.
Lamington:*dissappears leaving Vulcanus*thank you.
Vulcanus:ugh.....fiends!!
me:is it really I,who is the fiend Vulcanus?
Vulcanus:grrrrr...
Etna:what are you gonna do with him?
me:nothing yet Etna....Now vulcanus, you beleive that demons are absolutely evil,and i understand that...but your blinded by prejudice and your letting it take control of your judgement.
Vulcanus:what do you know?
me:i disliked demons as well,for quite a long time,while its true that a majority of demons are aggressive by nature that doesnt mean that they're evil...Etna taught me that,when she risked her life simply to improve mine.
Etna:yep.
Vulcanus:.....
me:and ever since ive become Overlord of the netherworld ive observed demons,and they live lives similiar to humans and Angels,they have families and freinds...they play,they of course get into fights at times,but dont we all?
Vulcanus:.....
me:now Vulcanus,i understand that you desire peace,is that correct?
Vulcanus:yes.
me:but ruling the entire galaxy and FORCING people to be peaceful can never be considered true peace,to acheive peace all of the individuals must have the same desire for it,and be willing to put aside their differences and look at what they have in common.there will always however,be some quarrels one way or the other.
Vulcanus:i see...i get what your saying...
me:good,but unfortunatly Vulcanus your going to have to be punished for that is what the seraph sent you down here to me for,so...
Vulcanus:yes yes i understand.....go ahead and do whatever.
me:very well then....*closes his eyes*
Vulcanus is engulfed in a large light
Vulcanus:whats happening?
the light shrinks leaving behind a white prinny with a moustache and a pair of tiny angel wings instead of bat wings
Vulcanus:what did you do to me dood?
me:your a prinny now. and you shall be until you make up for your sins.
Vulcanus: i see...
me:now go back to celestia and think about what youve done while your doing your servitude.then death will escort you to the red moon were you can be reincarnated once you are done.
Vulcanus: very well dood....do i have to say dood all the time?
Ghost:dont worry dood,youll get used to it dood.
Vulcanus:fine then dood.
me:now be off,and good luck.
Vulcanus is teleported back to celestia in a bright light
Etna:nice talking.
me:i try. i know he had his heart in the right place,but he was misguided beyond any doubt and took it the wrong way.his time as a prinny should give him plenty of time to think over. he did some bad stuff....well anyway Etna i just came to check how you were doing and to tell you SS is on his way.
Etna:thank you.
me: yes.and im sorry i failed to stop Aizens men from taking you last time.
Etna:dont worry about it.
me:Ok.*vanishes in a puff of purple smoke*
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*in the part of the castle Ariel and Tai are*
Tai: Hopefully they'll be back soon.
Ariel: Yeah. This is getting boring.
Tai: At least we have time to perfect the plan of attack on Aizen's castle.
Ariel: True.
Spectre posted---
at the castle
another agent of aizen sneaks through the window and into the castle
Etna:*looks around catiously*AAAGH!!
Etna gets chloroformed again and the agent runs away with her
Agent:gotchya this time! heheheh...
at hueco mundo
Agent:Aizen sir,we captured her again.
Aizen;good.put her in the cells.
in the cells
Etna:*wakes up* ugh.....no not again!!
suddenly Etnas hair and eyes turn purple
Etna?: wow..what a shabby looking cell......*looks around*
Etna changes back
Etna:what just happened?!..is that you spectre?*changes again*
me:yes Etna.i figured that it would be a good idea to possess you and allow Aizens men to capture you.so that it would bring me right into his base.
Etna:*changes back* wait...what?...Ok...*changes*
me:good.now dont worry...*looks at the bars* lets see if they're as unbreakable as they're made out to be..
spectre grabs the bars and begins pulling
me:grrrrrrrrrrrrr......GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
spectre yanks the whole gate out of place and kicks it down
me:not so bad...*changes*
Etna: umm..what now?
*change*
me:we blow the place up to decrease morale.
*change*
Etna: uh..ok..just please stop doing that over and over..its making me very dizzy.
me:*changes back* Ok then.
spectre sneaks out of the dungeon
me:*looks around*
two arrancar guards spot spectre and run for him
Guard:the prisoner escaped?
me:mehehehehehehe.....take this...SEXY BLAST!!!!
spectre jumps into the air and begins posing,ad every pose makes him glow brighter
the beam charges up and makes a massive devastating splash effect when it hits
Arrancar:its too much!!*disentegrates*
Etna:wow..howd you do that?
me:i decided to try out one of your moves and add my own little twist to it.instead of a bunch of weak beams its one extremely massive beam with a devastating splash damage effect.
Etna:wow.
me:Ok then,*continues running down the hallway**takes out Etnas spear* TAKE THIS!
spectre jams the spear into a wall and causes it to explode
me:*runs through and skewers a trio of guards* hm hm hm....*throws them off and into more guards*TAKE THIS!*conjures a bowling ball made of fire and tosses it*
when the ball hits the guards it explodes into a massive fire blast,incinerating them
Etna:your good.
me:hehehe....
in Aizens room
Arrancar:errrr...sir.
Aizen:what?
Arrancar:the prisoner..just escaped and is now thrashing the place.
Aizen:her?! well what are you waiting for? go and stop her!
Arrancar:i guess sir...
more guards head toward Spectre
me:*pours gunpowder all over the floor while whistling "hi ho" from snow white* hi ho,hi ho*plants a bunch of bombs on the floor*its off to work we go!*plants one huge Nuke in the middle of the room* lets see...what else we got here?tanks full of kerosene,oxygen...wow this guys just asking for it with all the explosive things in here...
all of the arrancar walk into the room and get a terrified look on their face.
me:*takes out the spear and runs it on the ground,causing it to create sparks that ignite the gunpowder and it races towards the tanks,bombs,and the nuke* buh bye!*stabs a hole in the ceiling and flys through it*
spectre lands a few hundred yards away from the base
me:there we go.
Etna:can i do the honors?
me:of course.*lets Etna take control*
Etna:Bang♥
the base explodes into a massive wave of fire that wipes out every trace of life in the desert
Etna:*wings grow larger and she flys away from the explosion*
me:*separates from Etna and grows a massive pair of bat wings and begins flying with her* that worked nicely.
Etna:that was insane and fun at the same time!
me:im sorry about not giving you a warning before i did that.
Etna:its ok,i had..A BLAST anyway.
me:ahahahah...a blast...funny...well wed better pick up the pace.*flys ahead*
Etna:wait for me!*follows*
me:*claws open a portal and flys through it,followed by Etna and closes it just in time before the explosion hits*
me:*lands back in the castle and his wings grow back into his back* well i seem to also possess the ability to fly now.
Etna:man that was fun.
Tai;what did you two do?
me:*explains*
Tai:sounded like fun.
back in the desert
Aizen:*is black and crispy*..........WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE!?
Arrancar:we were nuked sir...badly...
Aizen:what are our losses?
Arrancar:everybody is dead sir.besides me and you.
Aizen:.....your fired.*uses black coffin on him and walks away angrily* great.just great.>_< now i gotta rebuild my whole army again!!!UGH!!!..*collapses into a pile of ashes* can someone sweep me up please?...*gets blown away by the wind* drats... i forgot i just killed my last servant out of anger....sigh....
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*Dusk knights arrive at Bowser's castle.*
Bowser: Finally some assistance against Mario!
Dusk commander: We have been sent here to aid you anyway.
Bowser: Should we invade the Mushroom Kingdom?
Dusk commander: If you wish.
*Dusk knights prepare to attack the Mushroom Kingdom.*
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Spectre:i dont think weve seen the last of Aizen.but it should take him some time to recover from this.
Tai:Then we should crush him while we have the chance!
Ariel: Yeah.
Renzo posted---
Me: *Turns into a normal sized corphish* I like this form too.
Earphone: *Rings*
Me: Hyello?
Dawn Scout: I've just got news that Bowser and the Dusk army are going to attack the mushroom kingdom.
Me: Alright, tell the commander to send all troops to the mushroom kingdom to assist against the attack. Also tell him to get PT up there as well. Including the Cusp of Dawn.
Scout: The Cusp of Dawn the prototype airship?
Me: Yes and tell him to send all Arwings to CoD and to keep them on standby. i'll be there as soon as possible.
Scout: Already messaged him. Over and ou-*Sound of throat being cut*
??: You thought you had killed me? Think again, come to The Forest and be ready.
Me: In the SSBB Subspace Emissary?
??: Yes dumbass.
Me: two wars and not a lot of time. I'll go there once I've finished one war. Vale?
??: Si
Me: Over and out.*Crushes earphone* Okay then. *Sprouts wings and flies to Team dawn base*
*A large group of people appear*
Group of people and me: R.I.P Matthew Pyke the latest stab victim in England. he was my old english teacher's son.
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Dusk scout: We have got information that Team Dawn is going to aid Mushroom Kingdom.
Lord Tacos: This is going to be ugly.
Minun: Any idea Bowser?
Bowser: We could try my plan from Super Mario Galaxy?
Lord Tacos: Ah forget it. A four year old can finish it.
Minun: You have communications with Tatanga?
Bowser: Yeah. I haven't used it in 17 years.
Minun: Wow.
*Sees a cruiser landing with additional troops and an Excalibur Tank.*
Lord Tacos: We will set up a forward base near the border. Bowser you can attack when the defence are destroyed.
Bowser: Now finally someone who is brainy.
Ludwig: Hey! I'm the scientist here king dad!
Tai posted---
Me: *ringing sound is heard* Huh? *presses button weits communicator* Yes?
Scout: *on other end* Uh, boss. We got a problem.
Me: What now?
Scout: Bowser's Koopa Troop is going to war against the Mushroom Kingdom. He's being aided by Ray and the Dusk Knights.
Me: So who's aiding the Mushroom Kingdom?
Scout: Team Dawn.
Me: Damn! We might have to intervene! Those two teams will destroy countless innocents!
Scout: How can we intervene? We've assisted both sides at different times!
Me: I know, which is the problem. We can't attack Mushroom Kingdom because of Mario and the others, but we can't attack Bowser either.
Scout: Also Bowser was the one who married you and Mistress Ariel.
Me: Yeah, exactly.
Scout: So what shall we do?
Me: Keep an eye on things. If the destruction gets too heavy, then we intervene.
Scout: As you wish. I'm out. *transmission ends*
Me: This could be a problem, indeed.
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Renzo: *Flies down to tak* yo! There's a war about to start in the Mushroom Kingdo-*Huge explosion is heard and there's an explosion in the sky* Crap...There goes Project Thunder...Oh well...*Flies off and lands in Team dawn laboratary* Time for te proto.
Researcher: The Cyberphish armour?
Renzo: What? Are yo dissin' mah new form! *Pulls out 9mm pistol*
Lord Tacos: Should we set up the Twilight Cannon?
Minun: I thought we abandoned this project?
Lord Tacos: We still had it.
Minun: Ok then.
Spectre posted---
me:a war in mushroom kingdom? thats not good...theyve been in fights with the koopa clan before but it usually its between Mario and Bowsers lackies. some toads were caught in the crossfire but they were never really hurt...
Tai:and what bothers me is that two different allies are fighting on different sides..
me:that is troubling.
Tai:...hey do you smell something?smells really musky...
me:..<_<....>_>....no.its nothing.(ugh....whats happening to me....i feel so odd...so...weird....oh no...)
the musky smell gets stronger
Tai:hey spectre?*snaps fingers in front of him*
me:uhhh...yeah?
Tai: i thought i lost you for a second there.
me:its nothing....
Etna:are you feeling alright?
something rings in spectres head and his pupils widen
me:LET ME WEAR YOUR SKIRT.
Etna:wait...what?
me:*covers his mouth* its nothing....im sorry. im feeling a bit light headed.
Firebrand:*looks at spectre with a suspicious look* hm hm hm hm hm hm...
me:what....what are you laughing at.....?...*backs up*
that weird thing rings through spectres head again
me:*turns into a blur**stops* ...
Tai:...errr...spectre...
me:what?
Tai:are those Etnas clothes?
me:*notices he is holding Etnas clothing*....oh dear.....
Etna:*covering herself behind a couch* h-hey!!! im happy your taking that much interest in me but not when everyone else is in the room!!!
me:sorry sorry! im terribly sorry!!*throws Etnas clothes back at her* errrgh...*holds his head and blushes un controlably*
Firebrand:ahahahahahahaa!!!
me:what are you laughing about?! this isnt funny one bit!!!
Etna:*walks out from behind the couch dressed* yeah!
Firebrand:your going through your first mating season!
me:..what?
Firebrand:now that youve entered your teenager stage your starting to have mating seasons.
me:...oh no...
Firebrand:dont worry.i was the same way! boy my mating season was a danger to everyone around me.especially Solana!
me:what was it like?
Firebrand: i went into a mental rage,i became extremely territorial and i constantly latched onto solanas leg and...constantly nudged it...>_>, b but anyway,youll only go after the female your most interested in,in this case,Etna.
Etna;awww im touched. *hugs spectre*
me:oh i get it..
Firebrand:my mating season lasted for a little while and almost tore an entire continent apart.twas a disaster.
me:uh....
Firebrand: but dont worry.youll get over it.....eventually.but i suggest taking safety precautions.
me:..like what?
a few minutes later
me:*has his entire body duct taped to the ceiling* so....this was your genious plan eh?
Firebrand:hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm.......your right.in my mating phase i could easily tear through titanium to get to Solana.this duct tape is strong though...just stick with it until i can...
*ringing noise goes through spectres head*
he has slid out of the duct tape
me:*suddenly stops in mid air just as he was about to pounce on Etna*......whew...that was close.*falls to the floor*
Tai:well that didnt work...
Firebrand:sheesh your fast.... .....
me:im just....gonna go.far away.faaaaaaaarrrrrrrr far away for now...bye...*rushes off leaving a smoke trail behind*
Etna:awwww.....i think he shouldve just stayed♥
Firebrand: ohohoho no no no no no no no no no.....NO.that would be very bad.
meanwhile out in the wild somewere
me:pant..pant......grrrrrr.....errrrrgh......must...control....self..... ill just...chew on something...*rips a tree out of the ground and chews on it like a beaver* must...calm...self.....
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*Eggman arrives.*
Eggman: Did I miss anything?
Minun: Nope. Just set up your command post.
Renzo posted---
Researcher: No.
Me: okay.*Sprouts wings again and flies over to spectre* Yo dude!
Spectre: *Growls*
Me: What?
Spectre: 8swipes*
Me: Okay you're in a mood. i'll just leave you alone. Did your girlfriend dump you or something?
Spectre: *roars*
Me: *Cowers under rock*
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Spectre posted---
me:*growls and begins clawing at the rock*
spectre claws the rock so hard it shatters into gravel
Penance:gulp..
me:*growls and begins smelling extremely musky*
Penance:uh oh.
me:*charges toward penance shreiking like a giant tasmanian devil*
Penance:WOAH!!*runs*
spectre chases Penance in a circle for about five minutes until Penance climbs a tree
me:*growls and claws at the tree*
spectre grabs onto the tree and humps it until its nothing but a pile of leaves and wood chippings
me:*growls*
penance:Hi,Bye..*grows wings and flys off*
me:*barks like a berserker pitbull and begins chasing him on the ground*
penance:yikes!!!
me:*jumps up extremely high and bites at Penance*
Penance:*uses a teleporter and teleports away*
at the team dawn base
Penance:*panting*
Dawn soldier:are you alright sir?
penance: my life flashed before me eyes!*pants* spectres a bit crazed right now...
back in the forest
me:*gets his senses back* errrgh....*pupils widen**little caeser voice* ETNAETNA!
spectre runs off with extreme speed
me:*trips over a rock and lands face first in a mud puddle*.......*gets back up and continues running mindlessly*
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*A squad of Dusk Chameleons started to infiltrate the Mushroom Kingdom.*
Dusk Chameleon: We are inside the enemy territory now.
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Spectre posted---
back at the castle
Tai:soooo...what are we going to do to get spectre under control?
Etna:awww just let him come.
Firebrand: i am very serious when i say you do NOT want that to happen.
Tai:any tactic that they used to control you?
Firebrand:let me think....nah i mauled anyone who came near me or Solana.they tried countless methods.all failed and only made things worse.
Tai:dang...
Ariel:say Tai your race is advanced,do you think you have any technology that will help?
Tai: no...we got some tranquilizers that can take down a herd of bantha but im not sure they'll work on him...hes gone completely cucko.
Firebrand:hrrrrrm.....if i had a chin id rub it now and ponder over what we could do.... ...think think....WAIT I GOT AN IDEA!!!!! IT WAS THE ONE TACTIC THAT WORKED ON ME!!!
Tai:what is it?!
Firebrand:.....i forgot. sorry.
Ariel:*facepalm*
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SS: *Walks in, holding a bowl of spicy volcano soup* Hey.
Firebrand: Somethings coming back......
Specter: *Smashes through the door* ETNAETNAETNAETNAETNAETNAETNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Looks at Etna, no sanity visible*
Etna: Umm... *Backs away slowly*
Specter: *Charges* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SS: *Throws Etna out of the way and chucks the soup at Specter's face*
Specter: *Howls in pain, clutches at his eyes, and passes out*
Firebrand: I knew there was a reason the soup brought back memories.
Spectre posted---
me:*twitch**twitch*
spectre licks the soup off his face and jumps out the window
the ground rumbles
SS:whats going on?
outside
spectre is humping the castle
Ghost:RUN DOOD!!
everyone runs out of the castle
eventually spectre humps the castle until theres nothing but a bunch of rubble and a landmass
SS:......
Etna:well that helped alot.now hes seeing red.
me:*growling*
spectre charges madly at Etna
Ghost:oh no!!what arre we gonna do dude!!!!!
Firebrand:*thinking* hey!! now i remember!!*takes out a radio*
spectre turns on the numa numa techno remix
me:.......*twitch*
Tai:its working!
me:*howls angrily*
spectre charges toward Etna again
Dwagon: well Etnas doomed...
dwagons tail accidently hits the radio and caramelldansen starts playing
me:*stops*....*begins shaking his head*
spectre turns away from Etna and begins caramelldancing.
Firebrand:Caramelldansen?
Ghost: i forgot it was one of the Overdoods favorite songs dood.
me:*too busy dancing*
Etna:..*walks over to the radio whistling innocently*
Etna is about to kick the radio into the lava by "accident"
Firebrand:*picks up the radio and moves it away* i said Etna thats a very bad idea.
Etna:hmph.killjoy......
me:*dancing*
SS:that was a close one......sooooo....how long will this suppress him?
Firebrand:as long as the music pays he should be too busy dancing to try anything funny...and that soup reminded me of that huge pool of blood that was leftover from that guy who shocked me with a taser when he tried to pry me off Solana.
Tai:when should his mating season end?
Firebrand:well seeing that hes only in his first one it should be over in a few minutes.just keep that music playing.
me:*dancing*
the radio begins to go static
Prinny:uh oh dood!!!*begins trying to rewire it*
me:.....*extremely monstrous growl*
Etna:yay!
Firebrand:not yay!!*tackles spectre as he jumps at Etna*
me:*flicks firebrand*
Firebrand:*gets sent into the sky with the sheer force of the flick*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!*bing*
Me:*roars extremely loudly and jumps at Etna*
Tai/SS:*they both grab one of spectres arms and hold him back*
me:*roaring trying to break free*
spectre eventually grabs them both and begins slamming them together over and over again
Tai/SS:OW.OW.OW.OW.OW.OW.OW.OW.OW.OW.
SS/Tai:BANKAI!!!
they both enter bankai and managed to escape spectres death grip
me:*growls*
spectre charges at them like a Rhino and knocks them into the air
SS/Tai:*managedes to regain their balance and lands back on the ground*
Me:*begins stomping towards Etna*
Etna:come get me.
Ariel:*shoots a blast of ice that freezes spectres feet*
me:O-O....
spectre pulls the ice from the ground and continues his advance
suddenly the ringing in spectres head stops
me: ......GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
spectre suddenly falls facefirst into the ground and gets really dizzy
me:urrrrrrrrgh....
SS and tai get back onto the ground
Tai:finally...
SS:that was a close one...
Etna:sigh...oh well theres always next time...
me:*dizzy* wha.....whats going on.....i feel extreme nausea....
Firebrand:*floats back* whew.....seems like the time finally passed.
me:*dizzy**passes out* urrrrghg......
Etna:is he going to be ok?
Firebrand:yeah,all the testosterone went to his head and now with the massive decrease hes going through a withdrawal.he will pull through later.
me:.......zzzzz.....zzzz.......
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Minun: Why do I keep hearing Caramelldansen?
*Goes outside and see some soldiers dancing to it.*
Minun: I will have someone's head for this!
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Spectre posted---
about an hour later
me:ugh...*wakes up rubbing his head*...my heads pounding.....
Etna:your awake! are you feeling Ok?
me:......*rubs his eyes*.........WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CASTLE?!
SS:you rocked its world. ....a little hard.
me:...was i really that savage?
Tai:yes.yes you were.
me:ugh....well looks like im going to have to rebuild....everyone please get off the landscape
everyone steps off besides spectre
me:alright...*drinks a whole bottle of gatorade and eats the bottle and takes out a hammer*alright then.PRINNY SQUAD!!
the prinnys arrive with a massive amount of building supplies
Spectre and the prinnies begin building it up until it looks like a bigger version of the previous castle
me:phew!there....
Ariel:nice craftmanship.
me:thanks.but the prinnies did more.
Prinny:aww shucks dood.. just doing our job dood.
me:we build it bigger to support my size.
Tai:those prinnies are very efficient workers.
me:if you treat them right they can be invaluable help.
Ghost:yep dood.
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*In Johto.*
Ray: Yes! Finally my final badge in this region! Dad would be proud of me!
*Goes off to Indigo Plateau.*
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Renzo posted---
Me: *Flies to Inferno base* Anyone hoome?
??: Hallo.
Me: ?
Rotom: Hello.
Me: ??
Rotom: I SAID HELLO!
Me: I've had enough. *Summons Eden*
Eden: SHOOP DA WHOOP!
Rotom:
Me: Go Pokeball!*Shoots a pokeball out of claw*
Pokeball: Thwump, thwump, thwmp...Ding.
Me: SH!T YEAH!
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*At Indigo Plateau.*
Ray: Go Ho-Oh!
*Incinerates Dragonite.*
Ray: Wo0t!
Lance: Well done. You are the new champion!
Ray: May be I will visit Kanto next.
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Renzo:*Flies over to Kanto and waits for Ray* Time to teach a runt a lesson. Go Roto.
Roto(Rotom): *Sighs*
Tai posted---
Firebrand: One question, Tai.
Me: Yes?
Firebrand: Do Lizodians go though mating seasons?
Me: Nope.
Firebrand: Ah, must be advanced enough to control the urges.
Me: Yes.
Ariel: Yeah he never did get like that. Although he was always protective of me. But for other reasons.
Me: Yeah.
Firebrand: I see.
Me: Now we need to figure out what to do about the war between Bowser's Koopa Troop/Taco's Army and the Mushroom Kingdom/Team Dawn.
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Lord Tacos: Chaaarge!
*Dusk Knights, Koopa Troopas and Badniks run into battle.*
Tai posted---
Me: *another ringing sound is heard* An update, perhaps? *presses button* Yes?
Scout: Boss, I have an update on the battle. Dr. Eggman is aiding Bowser and Taco's Dusk Knights.
Me: I see. I take it Sonic must be aiding the Mushroom Kingdom and Team Dawn.
Scout: You are correct. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, hell even Amy are there.
Me: I see.
Scout: I will keep an eye on things.
Me: Ok.
Scout: I'm out. *transmission ends*
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Eggman: Wait a minute, what if Sonic pulls out the Chaos Emeralds?
Minun: Sonic doesn't have the Chaos Emeralds.
Eggman: Then who does?
Minun: Tai does.
Eggman: Oh yeah, him. Well what'd happen if HE shows up with the Chaos Emeralds?
Minun: Tactical retreat. I have another plan!
*Shows a diagram.*
Spectre posted---
that night at spectres castle
me:*patrolling the Hallways* *sniff**sniff* hrrrrrrm....
spectre creeps into Etnas room
Etna:zzzzz.....zzzzz....zzzzz.....
me:*looms over Etna* Etna.....♥
Etna:zzzz....zzzzz....
me:*curls his tail*hrrrrrrm....*lays his head on her bed and falls asleep*
Etna:*wakes up*Spectre?what are you doing in here?
me:*opens one eye* nothing......
Etna:dont you lie to me.*wraps her arms around spectres neck and pulls him over to her and begins petting him* you were watching me sleep werent you?
me:y...yes....
Etna:well arent you just an adorable honest big furball. *scratches Spectres ear*
me:*purrs like a velociraptor*
Etna:your nowere near as ferocious as you look.
me:nah......
Etna:your just a big stuffed animal♥ youll just sit there and let me cuddle you as much as i want wont you?*snuggles Spectre*
me:*begins panting*yeah....i will.... .....
Etna: mmmmmm......*pets spectres head*
me:*begins thumping his foot on the floor like a rabbit as Etna pets him*
outside the door
Ghost and Dwagon are peeking in
Ghost:aaah...just look at them dood.
Dwagon:they're very freindly towards eachother....extremely freindly.....i think masters starting to acknowledge her alot more now......
Me:*directs one eye over to the door and growls*
Dwagon:uh oh.*backs off*
Ghost:*still watching*
Dwagon:*picks up Ghost by his head and pulls him away* leave them alone,i dont think we should bother them.
Etna:awww....whats wrong?*nuzzles her head to spectres*
me:nothing....
Etna pets spectre for about an hour
me:*yawns and stretches*......
Etna:*yawns*are you getting sleepy?
me:*curls up and falls asleep*
Etna:...goodnight...*stops petting spectre*
me:goodnight my Queen....
Etna:what did you just say?
me: err.... i said Goodnight Etna...
Etna:oh......ok i thought you said...nevermind.....*yawns and falls asleep on spectre like a pillow*
me:*becomes very lightweight and fluffy so he doesnt roll over on Etna and harm her*...(hm?whats this...my body just altered itself...thats strange...).....zzzzzzzz......zzzzzzzzzzz.....
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Minun: If you excuse me I have to go to my computer.
*Goes a room.*
Minun: Computer! Start downloading this video!
*You have been hacked by tha Toadsta! You suc!*
Minun: IYAAAAAAAAA! I'm starting to hate The Mushroom Kingdom!
*You have a mail also.*
Minun: lets hope it isn't stupid.
*A video of Mario and Luigi dancing on Tunak plays.*
Minun: I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
*Smashes his computer with his keyboard.*
Renzo posted---
Me: *Asleep*
Roto: *Asleep*
Ray: *Comes off ferry*
Me: Wha!
Ray: OMG! Wild pokemon!
Me: hey! I'll have you know I am a pokemon trainer and Roto is my pokemon.
Roto: yo.
Ray: o.O
Me: i challenge you to a pokemon battle! Go roto!
roto: I'm already out!
Me: Er...yeah...Okay...
Ray: I choose you, Totodile!
Roto: *Snorts* Faint Attack!*Misses*
Ray: totodile, use Crunch!
Me: oh no! Roto's only weakness!
Roto:
Me: Now it's Me V Totodile. Goooo ME!
Ray: *laughs*
Me: Konichiwa. Vicegrip!
Ray: Oh no!
Totodile: *Has his jaws clamped together*
Me: Hyper Beam!*Blasts Totodile in the face with other claw*
Totodile:
Me: *Does FFVIII victory dance* U suck.*Flies to Mushroom Kingdom* Okay men charge! Bankai First Form!*Claws turn into blades and wings disappear also Me grows to human height* Hyper Beam!*Fires a beam from blade-claw*
Dusk knight: *Blows up*
me: *Slices a group of Dusk Knights in half* A smash ball!*Smashes it* You lot are dead.*Eyes glow* Brawl Warriors! *Every singlke character from SSBB appears* CHAAARGE*There is a bigger fight*
Dusk Knight: *Furisously battles with MK*
Me: We're gonna need backup.*Blows a whistle and hundreds of pikmin charge into battle* Still not enough. *Presses button and all the FFVIII characters appear* We're two short. *Grabs mobile and dials a random no.* Hyello. is that Cactuar and Tonberry?
Phone: yes.
Me: Can you come over to the mushroom kingdom and help in a war.
Phone: Okay. Okay tonberry what vewhicle would be more efficent...The X-Wing...An F-12 fighter plane or the Lawnmower. The Lawn mower!
Me: What is it with your obsession of lawnmowers.
Phone: What!
Me: nothing.
Phone: okay. *Hang up*
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Dusk Knight: Tactical retreat!
*All Dusk Knights, Koopas and Badniks retreat and Tatanga's army arrive.*
Tatanga: That Minun has tricked me into this mess again! I shall take over this planet with my army any ways.
*In a safe distance.*
Minun: If they defeat Tatanga fire the Twilight Cannon!
Cactuar & Tonberry: *Arrive on lawnmower*
Cactuar: Look at all those Zombies(Dusk Knights)
Tonberry: What's that? 5 o clock? You know what time it is.
Cactuar: Tonberry, you're not even wearing a watch.
Tonberry: Doinking time!*Runs througha large crowd of Dusk Knights* Doink, doink, doink, doink, doink, doink!
*Both appear a couple hundred metres away*
(Watch this vid to see what happens next: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KYwn6esZIPM 2:59-4:10)
Renzo: *Flies to battle* Hi Cactuar and tonberry.
Tatanga: Minions attack!
*Various enemies from Super Mario Land attack Team Dawn and its allies.*
Renzo posted---
Me: *Comes across tatanga*
Cactuar&Tonberry: 8Come across Tatanga*
Misc: Fight!*FFVIII battle music plays*
Me: Dual Hyper Beamz!*Shoots a hyper beam from each claw*
Tatanga: *blocks*
Cactuar: 1000 needles!*Fires needles*
Tatanga: *Dodges*
Tonberry: I summon ifrit, Demon of Fire!*Pinecone falls* A pinecone...¬_¬*Throws it at tatanga*
tatanga: Noooooo!*Pinecone leaves gaping hole in arm* Ow! Stop it fatty!
Cactuar: Don't you ever call me...*Lightning cracks and cactuar transforms into a giant creature and in an evil voice* Fatty!
Tatanga: *Sweating*
cactuar: *Fires three needles which pin Tatanga to ground*
Tonberry: 8fires rocket launcher at tatanga to no effect*
Tatanga: i am invincible!
Tonberry: *Fires a pea out of a peashooter*
Tatanga: NOOOOOO!*pea hits him/her/it and they explode*
Minun: Fire the twilight cannon!
*Beam erupts out of sky*
Me: not on my watch!*Fire dual hyper beams at Twilight cannon's beam* ugh! What a dirty tactic. *Beam hits Me* Nooo...*Turns into an egg*...*beam is reflected back at the twilight cannon which explodes*
Minun: How!*Angry*
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Minun: (Angry German.)
Lord Tacos: Charge!
*Activates The Obelisk Of Time which freezes the enemies and Dusk Knights kill them while that.*
Cactuar: *Runs into Dusk base* Minun, I challenge you to a mol-de-toh duel!
Misc: Moool-deee-tooooh!
Cactuar: I call upon the power of Thumb warrior!
*A Thrumb with arms and legs appear wielding a sword and sheild*
Minun: Your skills are equal to those of a Japanese schoolgirl!
Cactuar: *Dresed as a Japanese schoolgirl* You better take that back!
Minun: I summon the Nose magician!
*A nose with a cartoon wizard hat and wand appears*
Minun: Blow it too smithereens!
*Thumb warrior explodes*
Cactuar: Ah that was a sucky cars anyways.(Italics are thoughts)Dangit, that was my best card. There is no other card strong enough to defeat him...Unless...No the chances are one out of sixty that i'll actually draw it...*Subconcious thing appears*
STCactuar: You must trust in the cards.
Cactaur: What are you doing here?
STCactaur: Just forget I appeared.
Cactuar: Weird....Well here goes nothing...*Places random card down*
*A pancreas with a chain attached appears*
Cactuar: sweet!
*Camera zooms in on a random mario and then Minun*
Minun: Oh no, Pancreas the forbidden one! That means i lose, i cannot lose! NOOO!*Explodes*
Random Dusk Knight: This ends NOW! *A giant Dora the Explorer appears*
Tonberry: Oh no, Dora the explorer what's she gonna do? Educate me to death?
DtE: Hola! *Laser visons Tonberry*
Tonberry: or she might laser vision me death! I call upon ifrit Demon of Fire!*A poodle appears* Where's Ifrit?
Poodle: Ifrit if off so i fight okay!
Tonberry: okay.
poodle: *Jumps at dora and begins ripping her apart*
Tonberry: Wow...*Gun clicks*
Random Dusk Knight: Any last words?
Tonberry: 8Thinks* Olsen twins...
Cactuar: Olsen twins? KIILL!*Starts beating up the Dusk knight
Lord Tacos: That leaves me only one thing left...
The Robotic Dicktator!
Robotic Dicktator: Eradicate the Mudkips...
*Starts shooting lasers.*
Tai posted---
Me: *ringing* An update. *presses button* Yes?
Scout: *on other end* Boss! Minun just activated this obelisk thing!
Me: And what did it do?
Scout: It's immobilized everyone but Minun, Tacos, the Dusk Army, and myself.
Me: So my barriers work.
Scout: Yes they do!
Me: So the only ones not affected are against the Mushroom Kingdom.
Scout: Yeah, exactly.
Me: I think I know why... Ok, it's time we stepped in. I'll be on the Inferno.
Scout: Ok! *ends transmission*
Me: *teleports to the Inferno*
*aboard the Inferno*
Me: *teleports in*
Captian: King Reptilius! What brings you here?
Me: We got some obelisk that's immobilizing everyone that isn't from the Twilight Realm. We need to even things up a bit.
Captian: What are your orders?
Me: Fire the Eclipse Cannon at minimal power on that obelisk!
Captian: You heard him!
Me: Hopefully this'll work.
*the Eclipse Cannon fires at the Obelisk of Time*
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SS: *Backing away* Calm down, I'm not going to hurt her or threaten your relationship okay?
Specter: *Grows forty feet tall and roars at me*
SS: OH SHIT!!!!!!! *Runs*
Specter: *Chases, a deranged look ing his eyes*
SS: *Runs into the shadows* That was close.
Etna: Umm... Are you sure your alright?
Specter: *Roars and begins attacking the shadows*
SS: *Climbs out of Etna's shadow* The sooner this mating seasons over, the sooner we can get back to however normal life ever was for us.
Etna: *Looks at Specter*
Specter: *Still attacking the shadows where I was last seen by him*
SS: *Picks up a CD player, inserts a blank disk, and plays it*
*Original Caramelldansen begins playing*
Specter: *Turns towards the sound and charges*
SS: *Desperately changes CDs and puts on the Speedycake remix*
Specter: *Starts dancing*
SS: Now that was too close. *Sets the machine to repeat*
Ghost: *runs down to where Ariel is* Lizard Dood! *looks around* Where's the Lizard Dood?
Ariel: He's taking care of something.
Ghost: Oh ok.
Ariel: Sounds like we may have a wedding soon.
Ghost: Overlord Dood's been attached to Etna as of late. He's very protective!
Ariel: Like Tai was to me, only not because of any mating season or whatever.
Ghost: I see. I'll go back up there and see if Overlord Dood's snapped out of it. Shadow Dood had Caramelledansen on.
Ariel: I see.
Ghost: Later, dood! *runs back upstairs*
Spectre:*growls* my mating seasons over...i got a bit of leftover testosterone though. i think now that ive matured im not as "innocent" as i used to be....my minds been a little off though...ive become more territorial and aggressive but im still Spectre.....Caramelldansen still has a bit of a charm effect on me....*dances over to the radio and turns it off**shakes head* meh....well there goes our snuggly moment..*angry snarl* ah well....
Ghost:are you alright Overdood?
Spectre:feeling a bit agitated but thats pretty much it...i lost my mind a few minutes ago.
*back on the Inferno*
Captian: Did it work?
Tai: I can't tell. The smoke's still clearing.
Captian: And that was on MINIMAL power! With only ONE Chaos Emerald!
Tai: I know. Just goes to show you how powerful even a single Chaos Emerald is.
Captian: No wonder Eggman wants them.
Tai: No kidding.
Minun: What the hell just happened to my obelisk!?
Dusk commander: We have detected an unknown ship.
Minun: Could this be the United Realms Federation!? Send a cruiser to raid the ship!
Lord Tacos: I wonder if they want to capture me.
Minun: Dusk Scryers! Finish Team Dawn and its allies off! We can't have more enemies!
Dusk Scryers: Bankai!
Irvine: Not so fast. *Snipes the Dusk Scryer's heads off* Heads. I win.(get the joke?)
MEANWHILE...
Scout: Sir we have discovered what appears to be a pokemon egg. Shall we bring it up?
Tak: Okay.
Renzo: *Get's teleported up to the Inferno*
Tai posted---
*abard the Inferno*
Me: Destruction of Obelisk confirmed!
Captian: Yeah! So what are we gonna do with that egg?
Me: Keep it here.
Captian
*the Dusk Cruiser approaches*
Me: Shit... Minun thinks we're an enemy.
*the egg hatches into a Pokemon tha turns into Penance's human form*
Me: Oh. Hello.
Penance: Dude, Minun's pissed about that obelisk being destroyed! Any idea who did it?
Me: Take a guess.
Penance: Eclipse Cannon?
Me: You got it.
Penance: So you're helping the Mushroom Kingdom?
Me: I guess we are now. Though we INTENDED to make things more fair for both sides.
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Dusk Scryers: *become different shades of light as the bullets pass through them*
Penance: *Looks towards them* Son of a bitch!
SS, FS and BS: *Appear in front of them, all obviously consumed by rage*
Dusk scryer #1: Brothers. we could use your assistance.
FS: Shikai. *blade becomes a flaming chain* *Grabs the DS by the throat* Don't ever call us brothers.
DS #2: Don't you understand?!
BS: (Through gritted teeth) There's nothing to understand besides your following orders and attacking a friend of the Scryers.
DS #3: I don't think your gonna live if ya try ta fight us all. I mean, there are twelve of us, and three of you.
DS #4: And we're all human.
FS: *Looks at him strangely*
DS#4: ... What?
FS: You honestly don't know anything about the Scryers do ya? I'm half Effrit, Blades is a half human experiment...
BS: Which-I-don't-need-reminding-of-thank-you-so-very-bloody-much.
FS: ... and Shadows half Neverworld Vampire.
SS: Hence my control over shadows.
DS: ... We truly don't stand a chance do we?
BS:Nope.
BS, SS and FS: *Begin effortlessly butchering the Dawn Scryers*
Spectre posted---
me:sigh...finally a bit of peace.
Etna: uh huh.
suddenly the ground shakes
me:what on earth?!*roars* this is becoming really bothersome! what is it this time?
Etna:ill go check.*steps outside*
??:AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA!!!!I HAVE RETURNED!!
Etna:*looks around* whos there?
??:down here.
Etna: eh?..a prinny?
Uber Prinny Baal: I AM BAAL!! I HAVE RETURNED AS A PRINNY TO SLAY THE OVERLORD!! IM MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER!!AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!*lightning flashes*
me:*steps outside and looks down at baal*..Baal?
Baal:wow....youve...gotten a whole lot bigger...dood...
me:and your a whole lot smaller.*punches Baal into the ground**screws his fist into the ground a little* *lifts up his fist*
Baal is nothing but a pile of mush
Etna:ewwww......
me:great.now my knuckles are stained with Prinny guts. i hate killing Prinnies but baal is an exception....*washes his hand off in a pool of magma*well are there any overlord duties that need attending?
Etna:nope.everything is in order.
me:thats good to hear.*lays his arm down*lets go for a walk around the netherworld.
Etna:* walks up spectres arm and sits on spectres shoulder* sure.
me:alright then.*walks away with Etna on his shoulder*
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Ghost: *runs in the main room* Dood! What was that about?
Ariel: I have no idea.
Final DS: *Attempts to drag itself away*
FS: *Crushes it's head beneath his boot*
BS: (Cheerfully) Thats better.
SS: We're gonna have ta do something about your mood swings.
BS: But I like being emotionally unpredictable .
TAK, Penance, SS and FS: *Anime sweatdrop*
SS: Anyway, TAK. Maybe we could... "convince" <<... >> Minun to surrender.
Tai posted---
*aboard the Inferno*
Me: *has been watching the Scryer fight from the Inferno through a hover monitor* Well I blew up his Obelisk, so that'll slow him down.
Captian: But what about this cruiser?
Me: They're likely still in awe over the size of the ship.
Captian: Yeah. We could just blast em outta orbit if we wanted!
Me: Exactly, but we won't.
Captian: Yeah.
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Me: Oh well.
Spectre: *sighs*
Me: OMFG! LOOK BEHIND YOU!
*A HUGE clone of spectre is standing behind spectre*
Spectre: Holy sh!t...
C.Spectre: *Roars*
Team Dawn Researcher:*Arrives and hits ME over the head*
Me: ow!*Transforms into a giant corphish punches the researcher who flies off* Yay! I can transform!CORPHISH BANKAI! FINAL STAGE! *Turns black and armour flies out of nowhere and sticks to Corphish Me and eyes glow red as claws turn into blades* C'mon spectre.
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Spectre posted---
the team attack signal from disgaea appears
me/SS/Penance:*smiles*
me:*gets on all fours and bares his teeth*
Clone:
penance:*smacks him with his blade claws and throws him into the air*
Clone:*whimpers*
SS:*jumps up and kicks him back onto the ground*
Clone:*staggers and turns around*
as soon as the clone in is range...
me:*opens his mouth and strikes the clone like a snake with lightning speed*
the force of the strike sends the flesh on the clones face spiralling into the air
Clone:*staggers around holding its face in pain*
SS:*takes out his zanpaktou and smacks the clone in Penances direction*
penance:*cleaves the clones arms off with his claws*
Clone:*staggers back over to spectre*
me:*opens his mouth extremely wide and eats the clone**crunch crunch crunch crunch*...*swallow*
SS:wow.did we just team attack?
Penance:yes,yes we did.
me:...
SS:Spectre are you Ok?
me:...errrrrgh....
spectre grows five feet taller and his teeth grow to wear you can see them outside of his mouth(kinda like a crocodile)
me: i feel much better.
SS:you went through another spurt.
me:indeed.
penance:that was cool.*clips his claws in victory*
SS:that was one freaky Pokemon bankai. in a good way i mean.
Penance:thank you.
me:well im going to go check on Etna. im paranoid myself.
back at the castle
me:*swings through the window and lands behind Etna*hello.
Etna:WAAAH!!!...oh...please dont do that.
me:are you feeling alright?
Etna:no.im still paranoid about getting kidnapped....did you have another growth spurt?
me:yes.also,Scryers got all the ingedients for your soup and he should be on his way.
Etna:thats good to hear,i love that stuff.
me:i know.sounds good to,penance killed a demon used for the volcanic meat,and ive eaten alot of those creatures before. they're very hot-blooded...they're tasty though.especially the more cruel ones.the evil adds flavor.
in celestia
Vulcanus:*reappears in front of the seraph*MASTER LAMINGTON MASTER LAMINGTON!!!
Lamington;sigh...what is it now vulcanus?
Vulcanus:MASTER LAMINGTON MASTER LAMINGTON!!!!
Lamington:sigh....*beats him over the head with a nail bat*
Vulcanus:ow...
lamington:now what is it?
Vulcanus:overlord Spectre is planning to invade celestia with his prinny army!!!
Lamington: you mean like Flonne was conspiring to conquer the world? and the time you said trout were taking over the planet?
Vulcanus:exactly!!and trout are evil!
Lamington: Vulcanus,i know your lying to me.
Vulcanus:no im not!!
Lamington:it looks like my punishment wasnt good enough for you...looks like im going to let the Overlord have you.
Vulcanus:*gulp* p-please no!!
lamington:well since you refused to accept your punishment it looks like your going to need more sense knocked into you...
back at the castle
Lamington:*appears with vulcanus* hello spectre.
me:why hello Seraph.what brings you to the netherworld?
Lamington:im going to let you handle Vulcanus's punishment this time.Ok?
me:id be delighted.
Lamington:*dissappears leaving Vulcanus*thank you.
Vulcanus:ugh.....fiends!!
me:is it really I,who is the fiend Vulcanus?
Vulcanus:grrrrr...
Etna:what are you gonna do with him?
me:nothing yet Etna....Now vulcanus, you beleive that demons are absolutely evil,and i understand that...but your blinded by prejudice and your letting it take control of your judgement.
Vulcanus:what do you know?
me:i disliked demons as well,for quite a long time,while its true that a majority of demons are aggressive by nature that doesnt mean that they're evil...Etna taught me that,when she risked her life simply to improve mine.
Etna:yep.
Vulcanus:.....
me:and ever since ive become Overlord of the netherworld ive observed demons,and they live lives similiar to humans and Angels,they have families and freinds...they play,they of course get into fights at times,but dont we all?
Vulcanus:.....
me:now Vulcanus,i understand that you desire peace,is that correct?
Vulcanus:yes.
me:but ruling the entire galaxy and FORCING people to be peaceful can never be considered true peace,to acheive peace all of the individuals must have the same desire for it,and be willing to put aside their differences and look at what they have in common.there will always however,be some quarrels one way or the other.
Vulcanus:i see...i get what your saying...
me:good,but unfortunatly Vulcanus your going to have to be punished for that is what the seraph sent you down here to me for,so...
Vulcanus:yes yes i understand.....go ahead and do whatever.
me:very well then....*closes his eyes*
Vulcanus is engulfed in a large light
Vulcanus:whats happening?
the light shrinks leaving behind a white prinny with a moustache and a pair of tiny angel wings instead of bat wings
Vulcanus:what did you do to me dood?
me:your a prinny now. and you shall be until you make up for your sins.
Vulcanus: i see...
me:now go back to celestia and think about what youve done while your doing your servitude.then death will escort you to the red moon were you can be reincarnated once you are done.
Vulcanus: very well dood....do i have to say dood all the time?
Ghost:dont worry dood,youll get used to it dood.
Vulcanus:fine then dood.
me:now be off,and good luck.
Vulcanus is teleported back to celestia in a bright light
Etna:nice talking.
me:i try. i know he had his heart in the right place,but he was misguided beyond any doubt and took it the wrong way.his time as a prinny should give him plenty of time to think over. he did some bad stuff....well anyway Etna i just came to check how you were doing and to tell you SS is on his way.
Etna:thank you.
me: yes.and im sorry i failed to stop Aizens men from taking you last time.
Etna:dont worry about it.
me:Ok.*vanishes in a puff of purple smoke*
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*in the part of the castle Ariel and Tai are*
Tai: Hopefully they'll be back soon.
Ariel: Yeah. This is getting boring.
Tai: At least we have time to perfect the plan of attack on Aizen's castle.
Ariel: True.
Spectre posted---
at the castle
another agent of aizen sneaks through the window and into the castle
Etna:*looks around catiously*AAAGH!!
Etna gets chloroformed again and the agent runs away with her
Agent:gotchya this time! heheheh...
at hueco mundo
Agent:Aizen sir,we captured her again.
Aizen;good.put her in the cells.
in the cells
Etna:*wakes up* ugh.....no not again!!
suddenly Etnas hair and eyes turn purple
Etna?: wow..what a shabby looking cell......*looks around*
Etna changes back
Etna:what just happened?!..is that you spectre?*changes again*
me:yes Etna.i figured that it would be a good idea to possess you and allow Aizens men to capture you.so that it would bring me right into his base.
Etna:*changes back* wait...what?...Ok...*changes*
me:good.now dont worry...*looks at the bars* lets see if they're as unbreakable as they're made out to be..
spectre grabs the bars and begins pulling
me:grrrrrrrrrrrrr......GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
spectre yanks the whole gate out of place and kicks it down
me:not so bad...*changes*
Etna: umm..what now?
*change*
me:we blow the place up to decrease morale.
*change*
Etna: uh..ok..just please stop doing that over and over..its making me very dizzy.
me:*changes back* Ok then.
spectre sneaks out of the dungeon
me:*looks around*
two arrancar guards spot spectre and run for him
Guard:the prisoner escaped?
me:mehehehehehehe.....take this...SEXY BLAST!!!!
spectre jumps into the air and begins posing,ad every pose makes him glow brighter
the beam charges up and makes a massive devastating splash effect when it hits
Arrancar:its too much!!*disentegrates*
Etna:wow..howd you do that?
me:i decided to try out one of your moves and add my own little twist to it.instead of a bunch of weak beams its one extremely massive beam with a devastating splash damage effect.
Etna:wow.
me:Ok then,*continues running down the hallway**takes out Etnas spear* TAKE THIS!
spectre jams the spear into a wall and causes it to explode
me:*runs through and skewers a trio of guards* hm hm hm....*throws them off and into more guards*TAKE THIS!*conjures a bowling ball made of fire and tosses it*
when the ball hits the guards it explodes into a massive fire blast,incinerating them
Etna:your good.
me:hehehe....
in Aizens room
Arrancar:errrr...sir.
Aizen:what?
Arrancar:the prisoner..just escaped and is now thrashing the place.
Aizen:her?! well what are you waiting for? go and stop her!
Arrancar:i guess sir...
more guards head toward Spectre
me:*pours gunpowder all over the floor while whistling "hi ho" from snow white* hi ho,hi ho*plants a bunch of bombs on the floor*its off to work we go!*plants one huge Nuke in the middle of the room* lets see...what else we got here?tanks full of kerosene,oxygen...wow this guys just asking for it with all the explosive things in here...
all of the arrancar walk into the room and get a terrified look on their face.
me:*takes out the spear and runs it on the ground,causing it to create sparks that ignite the gunpowder and it races towards the tanks,bombs,and the nuke* buh bye!*stabs a hole in the ceiling and flys through it*
spectre lands a few hundred yards away from the base
me:there we go.
Etna:can i do the honors?
me:of course.*lets Etna take control*
Etna:Bang♥
the base explodes into a massive wave of fire that wipes out every trace of life in the desert
Etna:*wings grow larger and she flys away from the explosion*
me:*separates from Etna and grows a massive pair of bat wings and begins flying with her* that worked nicely.
Etna:that was insane and fun at the same time!
me:im sorry about not giving you a warning before i did that.
Etna:its ok,i had..A BLAST anyway.
me:ahahahah...a blast...funny...well wed better pick up the pace.*flys ahead*
Etna:wait for me!*follows*
me:*claws open a portal and flys through it,followed by Etna and closes it just in time before the explosion hits*
me:*lands back in the castle and his wings grow back into his back* well i seem to also possess the ability to fly now.
Etna:man that was fun.
Tai;what did you two do?
me:*explains*
Tai:sounded like fun.
back in the desert
Aizen:*is black and crispy*..........WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE!?
Arrancar:we were nuked sir...badly...
Aizen:what are our losses?
Arrancar:everybody is dead sir.besides me and you.
Aizen:.....your fired.*uses black coffin on him and walks away angrily* great.just great.>_< now i gotta rebuild my whole army again!!!UGH!!!..*collapses into a pile of ashes* can someone sweep me up please?...*gets blown away by the wind* drats... i forgot i just killed my last servant out of anger....sigh....
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*Dusk knights arrive at Bowser's castle.*
Bowser: Finally some assistance against Mario!
Dusk commander: We have been sent here to aid you anyway.
Bowser: Should we invade the Mushroom Kingdom?
Dusk commander: If you wish.
*Dusk knights prepare to attack the Mushroom Kingdom.*
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Spectre:i dont think weve seen the last of Aizen.but it should take him some time to recover from this.
Tai:Then we should crush him while we have the chance!
Ariel: Yeah.
Renzo posted---
Me: *Turns into a normal sized corphish* I like this form too.
Earphone: *Rings*
Me: Hyello?
Dawn Scout: I've just got news that Bowser and the Dusk army are going to attack the mushroom kingdom.
Me: Alright, tell the commander to send all troops to the mushroom kingdom to assist against the attack. Also tell him to get PT up there as well. Including the Cusp of Dawn.
Scout: The Cusp of Dawn the prototype airship?
Me: Yes and tell him to send all Arwings to CoD and to keep them on standby. i'll be there as soon as possible.
Scout: Already messaged him. Over and ou-*Sound of throat being cut*
??: You thought you had killed me? Think again, come to The Forest and be ready.
Me: In the SSBB Subspace Emissary?
??: Yes dumbass.
Me: two wars and not a lot of time. I'll go there once I've finished one war. Vale?
??: Si
Me: Over and out.*Crushes earphone* Okay then. *Sprouts wings and flies to Team dawn base*
*A large group of people appear*
Group of people and me: R.I.P Matthew Pyke the latest stab victim in England. he was my old english teacher's son.
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Dusk scout: We have got information that Team Dawn is going to aid Mushroom Kingdom.
Lord Tacos: This is going to be ugly.
Minun: Any idea Bowser?
Bowser: We could try my plan from Super Mario Galaxy?
Lord Tacos: Ah forget it. A four year old can finish it.
Minun: You have communications with Tatanga?
Bowser: Yeah. I haven't used it in 17 years.
Minun: Wow.
*Sees a cruiser landing with additional troops and an Excalibur Tank.*
Lord Tacos: We will set up a forward base near the border. Bowser you can attack when the defence are destroyed.
Bowser: Now finally someone who is brainy.
Ludwig: Hey! I'm the scientist here king dad!
Tai posted---
Me: *ringing sound is heard* Huh? *presses button weits communicator* Yes?
Scout: *on other end* Uh, boss. We got a problem.
Me: What now?
Scout: Bowser's Koopa Troop is going to war against the Mushroom Kingdom. He's being aided by Ray and the Dusk Knights.
Me: So who's aiding the Mushroom Kingdom?
Scout: Team Dawn.
Me: Damn! We might have to intervene! Those two teams will destroy countless innocents!
Scout: How can we intervene? We've assisted both sides at different times!
Me: I know, which is the problem. We can't attack Mushroom Kingdom because of Mario and the others, but we can't attack Bowser either.
Scout: Also Bowser was the one who married you and Mistress Ariel.
Me: Yeah, exactly.
Scout: So what shall we do?
Me: Keep an eye on things. If the destruction gets too heavy, then we intervene.
Scout: As you wish. I'm out. *transmission ends*
Me: This could be a problem, indeed.
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Renzo: *Flies down to tak* yo! There's a war about to start in the Mushroom Kingdo-*Huge explosion is heard and there's an explosion in the sky* Crap...There goes Project Thunder...Oh well...*Flies off and lands in Team dawn laboratary* Time for te proto.
Researcher: The Cyberphish armour?
Renzo: What? Are yo dissin' mah new form! *Pulls out 9mm pistol*
Lord Tacos: Should we set up the Twilight Cannon?
Minun: I thought we abandoned this project?
Lord Tacos: We still had it.
Minun: Ok then.
Spectre posted---
me:a war in mushroom kingdom? thats not good...theyve been in fights with the koopa clan before but it usually its between Mario and Bowsers lackies. some toads were caught in the crossfire but they were never really hurt...
Tai:and what bothers me is that two different allies are fighting on different sides..
me:that is troubling.
Tai:...hey do you smell something?smells really musky...
me:..<_<....>_>....no.its nothing.(ugh....whats happening to me....i feel so odd...so...weird....oh no...)
the musky smell gets stronger
Tai:hey spectre?*snaps fingers in front of him*
me:uhhh...yeah?
Tai: i thought i lost you for a second there.
me:its nothing....
Etna:are you feeling alright?
something rings in spectres head and his pupils widen
me:LET ME WEAR YOUR SKIRT.
Etna:wait...what?
me:*covers his mouth* its nothing....im sorry. im feeling a bit light headed.
Firebrand:*looks at spectre with a suspicious look* hm hm hm hm hm hm...
me:what....what are you laughing at.....?...*backs up*
that weird thing rings through spectres head again
me:*turns into a blur**stops* ...
Tai:...errr...spectre...
me:what?
Tai:are those Etnas clothes?
me:*notices he is holding Etnas clothing*....oh dear.....
Etna:*covering herself behind a couch* h-hey!!! im happy your taking that much interest in me but not when everyone else is in the room!!!
me:sorry sorry! im terribly sorry!!*throws Etnas clothes back at her* errrgh...*holds his head and blushes un controlably*
Firebrand:ahahahahahahaa!!!
me:what are you laughing about?! this isnt funny one bit!!!
Etna:*walks out from behind the couch dressed* yeah!
Firebrand:your going through your first mating season!
me:..what?
Firebrand:now that youve entered your teenager stage your starting to have mating seasons.
me:...oh no...
Firebrand:dont worry.i was the same way! boy my mating season was a danger to everyone around me.especially Solana!
me:what was it like?
Firebrand: i went into a mental rage,i became extremely territorial and i constantly latched onto solanas leg and...constantly nudged it...>_>, b but anyway,youll only go after the female your most interested in,in this case,Etna.
Etna;awww im touched. *hugs spectre*
me:oh i get it..
Firebrand:my mating season lasted for a little while and almost tore an entire continent apart.twas a disaster.
me:uh....
Firebrand: but dont worry.youll get over it.....eventually.but i suggest taking safety precautions.
me:..like what?
a few minutes later
me:*has his entire body duct taped to the ceiling* so....this was your genious plan eh?
Firebrand:hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm.......your right.in my mating phase i could easily tear through titanium to get to Solana.this duct tape is strong though...just stick with it until i can...
*ringing noise goes through spectres head*
he has slid out of the duct tape
me:*suddenly stops in mid air just as he was about to pounce on Etna*......whew...that was close.*falls to the floor*
Tai:well that didnt work...
Firebrand:sheesh your fast.... .....
me:im just....gonna go.far away.faaaaaaaarrrrrrrr far away for now...bye...*rushes off leaving a smoke trail behind*
Etna:awwww.....i think he shouldve just stayed♥
Firebrand: ohohoho no no no no no no no no no.....NO.that would be very bad.
meanwhile out in the wild somewere
me:pant..pant......grrrrrr.....errrrrgh......must...control....self..... ill just...chew on something...*rips a tree out of the ground and chews on it like a beaver* must...calm...self.....
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*Eggman arrives.*
Eggman: Did I miss anything?
Minun: Nope. Just set up your command post.
Renzo posted---
Researcher: No.
Me: okay.*Sprouts wings again and flies over to spectre* Yo dude!
Spectre: *Growls*
Me: What?
Spectre: 8swipes*
Me: Okay you're in a mood. i'll just leave you alone. Did your girlfriend dump you or something?
Spectre: *roars*
Me: *Cowers under rock*
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Spectre posted---
me:*growls and begins clawing at the rock*
spectre claws the rock so hard it shatters into gravel
Penance:gulp..
me:*growls and begins smelling extremely musky*
Penance:uh oh.
me:*charges toward penance shreiking like a giant tasmanian devil*
Penance:WOAH!!*runs*
spectre chases Penance in a circle for about five minutes until Penance climbs a tree
me:*growls and claws at the tree*
spectre grabs onto the tree and humps it until its nothing but a pile of leaves and wood chippings
me:*growls*
penance:Hi,Bye..*grows wings and flys off*
me:*barks like a berserker pitbull and begins chasing him on the ground*
penance:yikes!!!
me:*jumps up extremely high and bites at Penance*
Penance:*uses a teleporter and teleports away*
at the team dawn base
Penance:*panting*
Dawn soldier:are you alright sir?
penance: my life flashed before me eyes!*pants* spectres a bit crazed right now...
back in the forest
me:*gets his senses back* errrgh....*pupils widen**little caeser voice* ETNAETNA!
spectre runs off with extreme speed
me:*trips over a rock and lands face first in a mud puddle*.......*gets back up and continues running mindlessly*
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*A squad of Dusk Chameleons started to infiltrate the Mushroom Kingdom.*
Dusk Chameleon: We are inside the enemy territory now.
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Spectre posted---
back at the castle
Tai:soooo...what are we going to do to get spectre under control?
Etna:awww just let him come.
Firebrand: i am very serious when i say you do NOT want that to happen.
Tai:any tactic that they used to control you?
Firebrand:let me think....nah i mauled anyone who came near me or Solana.they tried countless methods.all failed and only made things worse.
Tai:dang...
Ariel:say Tai your race is advanced,do you think you have any technology that will help?
Tai: no...we got some tranquilizers that can take down a herd of bantha but im not sure they'll work on him...hes gone completely cucko.
Firebrand:hrrrrrm.....if i had a chin id rub it now and ponder over what we could do.... ...think think....WAIT I GOT AN IDEA!!!!! IT WAS THE ONE TACTIC THAT WORKED ON ME!!!
Tai:what is it?!
Firebrand:.....i forgot. sorry.
Ariel:*facepalm*
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SS: *Walks in, holding a bowl of spicy volcano soup* Hey.
Firebrand: Somethings coming back......
Specter: *Smashes through the door* ETNAETNAETNAETNAETNAETNAETNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Looks at Etna, no sanity visible*
Etna: Umm... *Backs away slowly*
Specter: *Charges* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SS: *Throws Etna out of the way and chucks the soup at Specter's face*
Specter: *Howls in pain, clutches at his eyes, and passes out*
Firebrand: I knew there was a reason the soup brought back memories.
Spectre posted---
me:*twitch**twitch*
spectre licks the soup off his face and jumps out the window
the ground rumbles
SS:whats going on?
outside
spectre is humping the castle
Ghost:RUN DOOD!!
everyone runs out of the castle
eventually spectre humps the castle until theres nothing but a bunch of rubble and a landmass
SS:......
Etna:well that helped alot.now hes seeing red.
me:*growling*
spectre charges madly at Etna
Ghost:oh no!!what arre we gonna do dude!!!!!
Firebrand:*thinking* hey!! now i remember!!*takes out a radio*
spectre turns on the numa numa techno remix
me:.......*twitch*
Tai:its working!
me:*howls angrily*
spectre charges toward Etna again
Dwagon: well Etnas doomed...
dwagons tail accidently hits the radio and caramelldansen starts playing
me:*stops*....*begins shaking his head*
spectre turns away from Etna and begins caramelldancing.
Firebrand:Caramelldansen?
Ghost: i forgot it was one of the Overdoods favorite songs dood.
me:*too busy dancing*
Etna:..*walks over to the radio whistling innocently*
Etna is about to kick the radio into the lava by "accident"
Firebrand:*picks up the radio and moves it away* i said Etna thats a very bad idea.
Etna:hmph.killjoy......
me:*dancing*
SS:that was a close one......sooooo....how long will this suppress him?
Firebrand:as long as the music pays he should be too busy dancing to try anything funny...and that soup reminded me of that huge pool of blood that was leftover from that guy who shocked me with a taser when he tried to pry me off Solana.
Tai:when should his mating season end?
Firebrand:well seeing that hes only in his first one it should be over in a few minutes.just keep that music playing.
me:*dancing*
the radio begins to go static
Prinny:uh oh dood!!!*begins trying to rewire it*
me:.....*extremely monstrous growl*
Etna:yay!
Firebrand:not yay!!*tackles spectre as he jumps at Etna*
me:*flicks firebrand*
Firebrand:*gets sent into the sky with the sheer force of the flick*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!*bing*
Me:*roars extremely loudly and jumps at Etna*
Tai/SS:*they both grab one of spectres arms and hold him back*
me:*roaring trying to break free*
spectre eventually grabs them both and begins slamming them together over and over again
Tai/SS:OW.OW.OW.OW.OW.OW.OW.OW.OW.OW.
SS/Tai:BANKAI!!!
they both enter bankai and managed to escape spectres death grip
me:*growls*
spectre charges at them like a Rhino and knocks them into the air
SS/Tai:*managedes to regain their balance and lands back on the ground*
Me:*begins stomping towards Etna*
Etna:come get me.
Ariel:*shoots a blast of ice that freezes spectres feet*
me:O-O....
spectre pulls the ice from the ground and continues his advance
suddenly the ringing in spectres head stops
me: ......GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
spectre suddenly falls facefirst into the ground and gets really dizzy
me:urrrrrrrrgh....
SS and tai get back onto the ground
Tai:finally...
SS:that was a close one...
Etna:sigh...oh well theres always next time...
me:*dizzy* wha.....whats going on.....i feel extreme nausea....
Firebrand:*floats back* whew.....seems like the time finally passed.
me:*dizzy**passes out* urrrrghg......
Etna:is he going to be ok?
Firebrand:yeah,all the testosterone went to his head and now with the massive decrease hes going through a withdrawal.he will pull through later.
me:.......zzzzz.....zzzz.......
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Minun: Why do I keep hearing Caramelldansen?
*Goes outside and see some soldiers dancing to it.*
Minun: I will have someone's head for this!
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Spectre posted---
about an hour later
me:ugh...*wakes up rubbing his head*...my heads pounding.....
Etna:your awake! are you feeling Ok?
me:......*rubs his eyes*.........WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CASTLE?!
SS:you rocked its world. ....a little hard.
me:...was i really that savage?
Tai:yes.yes you were.
me:ugh....well looks like im going to have to rebuild....everyone please get off the landscape
everyone steps off besides spectre
me:alright...*drinks a whole bottle of gatorade and eats the bottle and takes out a hammer*alright then.PRINNY SQUAD!!
the prinnys arrive with a massive amount of building supplies
Spectre and the prinnies begin building it up until it looks like a bigger version of the previous castle
me:phew!there....
Ariel:nice craftmanship.
me:thanks.but the prinnies did more.
Prinny:aww shucks dood.. just doing our job dood.
me:we build it bigger to support my size.
Tai:those prinnies are very efficient workers.
me:if you treat them right they can be invaluable help.
Ghost:yep dood.
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*In Johto.*
Ray: Yes! Finally my final badge in this region! Dad would be proud of me!
*Goes off to Indigo Plateau.*
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Renzo posted---
Me: *Flies to Inferno base* Anyone hoome?
??: Hallo.
Me: ?
Rotom: Hello.
Me: ??
Rotom: I SAID HELLO!
Me: I've had enough. *Summons Eden*
Eden: SHOOP DA WHOOP!
Rotom:
Me: Go Pokeball!*Shoots a pokeball out of claw*
Pokeball: Thwump, thwump, thwmp...Ding.
Me: SH!T YEAH!
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*At Indigo Plateau.*
Ray: Go Ho-Oh!
*Incinerates Dragonite.*
Ray: Wo0t!
Lance: Well done. You are the new champion!
Ray: May be I will visit Kanto next.
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Renzo:*Flies over to Kanto and waits for Ray* Time to teach a runt a lesson. Go Roto.
Roto(Rotom): *Sighs*
Tai posted---
Firebrand: One question, Tai.
Me: Yes?
Firebrand: Do Lizodians go though mating seasons?
Me: Nope.
Firebrand: Ah, must be advanced enough to control the urges.
Me: Yes.
Ariel: Yeah he never did get like that. Although he was always protective of me. But for other reasons.
Me: Yeah.
Firebrand: I see.
Me: Now we need to figure out what to do about the war between Bowser's Koopa Troop/Taco's Army and the Mushroom Kingdom/Team Dawn.
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Lord Tacos: Chaaarge!
*Dusk Knights, Koopa Troopas and Badniks run into battle.*
Tai posted---
Me: *another ringing sound is heard* An update, perhaps? *presses button* Yes?
Scout: Boss, I have an update on the battle. Dr. Eggman is aiding Bowser and Taco's Dusk Knights.
Me: I see. I take it Sonic must be aiding the Mushroom Kingdom and Team Dawn.
Scout: You are correct. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, hell even Amy are there.
Me: I see.
Scout: I will keep an eye on things.
Me: Ok.
Scout: I'm out. *transmission ends*
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Eggman: Wait a minute, what if Sonic pulls out the Chaos Emeralds?
Minun: Sonic doesn't have the Chaos Emeralds.
Eggman: Then who does?
Minun: Tai does.
Eggman: Oh yeah, him. Well what'd happen if HE shows up with the Chaos Emeralds?
Minun: Tactical retreat. I have another plan!
*Shows a diagram.*
Spectre posted---
that night at spectres castle
me:*patrolling the Hallways* *sniff**sniff* hrrrrrrm....
spectre creeps into Etnas room
Etna:zzzzz.....zzzzz....zzzzz.....
me:*looms over Etna* Etna.....♥
Etna:zzzz....zzzzz....
me:*curls his tail*hrrrrrrm....*lays his head on her bed and falls asleep*
Etna:*wakes up*Spectre?what are you doing in here?
me:*opens one eye* nothing......
Etna:dont you lie to me.*wraps her arms around spectres neck and pulls him over to her and begins petting him* you were watching me sleep werent you?
me:y...yes....
Etna:well arent you just an adorable honest big furball. *scratches Spectres ear*
me:*purrs like a velociraptor*
Etna:your nowere near as ferocious as you look.
me:nah......
Etna:your just a big stuffed animal♥ youll just sit there and let me cuddle you as much as i want wont you?*snuggles Spectre*
me:*begins panting*yeah....i will.... .....
Etna: mmmmmm......*pets spectres head*
me:*begins thumping his foot on the floor like a rabbit as Etna pets him*
outside the door
Ghost and Dwagon are peeking in
Ghost:aaah...just look at them dood.
Dwagon:they're very freindly towards eachother....extremely freindly.....i think masters starting to acknowledge her alot more now......
Me:*directs one eye over to the door and growls*
Dwagon:uh oh.*backs off*
Ghost:*still watching*
Dwagon:*picks up Ghost by his head and pulls him away* leave them alone,i dont think we should bother them.
Etna:awww....whats wrong?*nuzzles her head to spectres*
me:nothing....
Etna pets spectre for about an hour
me:*yawns and stretches*......
Etna:*yawns*are you getting sleepy?
me:*curls up and falls asleep*
Etna:...goodnight...*stops petting spectre*
me:goodnight my Queen....
Etna:what did you just say?
me: err.... i said Goodnight Etna...
Etna:oh......ok i thought you said...nevermind.....*yawns and falls asleep on spectre like a pillow*
me:*becomes very lightweight and fluffy so he doesnt roll over on Etna and harm her*...(hm?whats this...my body just altered itself...thats strange...).....zzzzzzzz......zzzzzzzzzzz.....
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Minun: If you excuse me I have to go to my computer.
*Goes a room.*
Minun: Computer! Start downloading this video!
*You have been hacked by tha Toadsta! You suc!*
Minun: IYAAAAAAAAA! I'm starting to hate The Mushroom Kingdom!
*You have a mail also.*
Minun: lets hope it isn't stupid.
*A video of Mario and Luigi dancing on Tunak plays.*
Minun: I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
*Smashes his computer with his keyboard.*
Renzo posted---
Me: *Asleep*
Roto: *Asleep*
Ray: *Comes off ferry*
Me: Wha!
Ray: OMG! Wild pokemon!
Me: hey! I'll have you know I am a pokemon trainer and Roto is my pokemon.
Roto: yo.
Ray: o.O
Me: i challenge you to a pokemon battle! Go roto!
roto: I'm already out!
Me: Er...yeah...Okay...
Ray: I choose you, Totodile!
Roto: *Snorts* Faint Attack!*Misses*
Ray: totodile, use Crunch!
Me: oh no! Roto's only weakness!
Roto:
Me: Now it's Me V Totodile. Goooo ME!
Ray: *laughs*
Me: Konichiwa. Vicegrip!
Ray: Oh no!
Totodile: *Has his jaws clamped together*
Me: Hyper Beam!*Blasts Totodile in the face with other claw*
Totodile:
Me: *Does FFVIII victory dance* U suck.*Flies to Mushroom Kingdom* Okay men charge! Bankai First Form!*Claws turn into blades and wings disappear also Me grows to human height* Hyper Beam!*Fires a beam from blade-claw*
Dusk knight: *Blows up*
me: *Slices a group of Dusk Knights in half* A smash ball!*Smashes it* You lot are dead.*Eyes glow* Brawl Warriors! *Every singlke character from SSBB appears* CHAAARGE*There is a bigger fight*
Dusk Knight: *Furisously battles with MK*
Me: We're gonna need backup.*Blows a whistle and hundreds of pikmin charge into battle* Still not enough. *Presses button and all the FFVIII characters appear* We're two short. *Grabs mobile and dials a random no.* Hyello. is that Cactuar and Tonberry?
Phone: yes.
Me: Can you come over to the mushroom kingdom and help in a war.
Phone: Okay. Okay tonberry what vewhicle would be more efficent...The X-Wing...An F-12 fighter plane or the Lawnmower. The Lawn mower!
Me: What is it with your obsession of lawnmowers.
Phone: What!
Me: nothing.
Phone: okay. *Hang up*
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Dusk Knight: Tactical retreat!
*All Dusk Knights, Koopas and Badniks retreat and Tatanga's army arrive.*
Tatanga: That Minun has tricked me into this mess again! I shall take over this planet with my army any ways.
*In a safe distance.*
Minun: If they defeat Tatanga fire the Twilight Cannon!
Cactuar & Tonberry: *Arrive on lawnmower*
Cactuar: Look at all those Zombies(Dusk Knights)
Tonberry: What's that? 5 o clock? You know what time it is.
Cactuar: Tonberry, you're not even wearing a watch.
Tonberry: Doinking time!*Runs througha large crowd of Dusk Knights* Doink, doink, doink, doink, doink, doink!
*Both appear a couple hundred metres away*
(Watch this vid to see what happens next: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KYwn6esZIPM 2:59-4:10)
Renzo: *Flies to battle* Hi Cactuar and tonberry.
Tatanga: Minions attack!
*Various enemies from Super Mario Land attack Team Dawn and its allies.*
Renzo posted---
Me: *Comes across tatanga*
Cactuar&Tonberry: 8Come across Tatanga*
Misc: Fight!*FFVIII battle music plays*
Me: Dual Hyper Beamz!*Shoots a hyper beam from each claw*
Tatanga: *blocks*
Cactuar: 1000 needles!*Fires needles*
Tatanga: *Dodges*
Tonberry: I summon ifrit, Demon of Fire!*Pinecone falls* A pinecone...¬_¬*Throws it at tatanga*
tatanga: Noooooo!*Pinecone leaves gaping hole in arm* Ow! Stop it fatty!
Cactuar: Don't you ever call me...*Lightning cracks and cactuar transforms into a giant creature and in an evil voice* Fatty!
Tatanga: *Sweating*
cactuar: *Fires three needles which pin Tatanga to ground*
Tonberry: 8fires rocket launcher at tatanga to no effect*
Tatanga: i am invincible!
Tonberry: *Fires a pea out of a peashooter*
Tatanga: NOOOOOO!*pea hits him/her/it and they explode*
Minun: Fire the twilight cannon!
*Beam erupts out of sky*
Me: not on my watch!*Fire dual hyper beams at Twilight cannon's beam* ugh! What a dirty tactic. *Beam hits Me* Nooo...*Turns into an egg*...*beam is reflected back at the twilight cannon which explodes*
Minun: How!*Angry*
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Minun: (Angry German.)
Lord Tacos: Charge!
*Activates The Obelisk Of Time which freezes the enemies and Dusk Knights kill them while that.*
Cactuar: *Runs into Dusk base* Minun, I challenge you to a mol-de-toh duel!
Misc: Moool-deee-tooooh!
Cactuar: I call upon the power of Thumb warrior!
*A Thrumb with arms and legs appear wielding a sword and sheild*
Minun: Your skills are equal to those of a Japanese schoolgirl!
Cactuar: *Dresed as a Japanese schoolgirl* You better take that back!
Minun: I summon the Nose magician!
*A nose with a cartoon wizard hat and wand appears*
Minun: Blow it too smithereens!
*Thumb warrior explodes*
Cactuar: Ah that was a sucky cars anyways.(Italics are thoughts)Dangit, that was my best card. There is no other card strong enough to defeat him...Unless...No the chances are one out of sixty that i'll actually draw it...*Subconcious thing appears*
STCactuar: You must trust in the cards.
Cactaur: What are you doing here?
STCactaur: Just forget I appeared.
Cactuar: Weird....Well here goes nothing...*Places random card down*
*A pancreas with a chain attached appears*
Cactuar: sweet!
*Camera zooms in on a random mario and then Minun*
Minun: Oh no, Pancreas the forbidden one! That means i lose, i cannot lose! NOOO!*Explodes*
Random Dusk Knight: This ends NOW! *A giant Dora the Explorer appears*
Tonberry: Oh no, Dora the explorer what's she gonna do? Educate me to death?
DtE: Hola! *Laser visons Tonberry*
Tonberry: or she might laser vision me death! I call upon ifrit Demon of Fire!*A poodle appears* Where's Ifrit?
Poodle: Ifrit if off so i fight okay!
Tonberry: okay.
poodle: *Jumps at dora and begins ripping her apart*
Tonberry: Wow...*Gun clicks*
Random Dusk Knight: Any last words?
Tonberry: 8Thinks* Olsen twins...
Cactuar: Olsen twins? KIILL!*Starts beating up the Dusk knight
Lord Tacos: That leaves me only one thing left...
The Robotic Dicktator!
Robotic Dicktator: Eradicate the Mudkips...
*Starts shooting lasers.*
Tai posted---
Me: *ringing* An update. *presses button* Yes?
Scout: *on other end* Boss! Minun just activated this obelisk thing!
Me: And what did it do?
Scout: It's immobilized everyone but Minun, Tacos, the Dusk Army, and myself.
Me: So my barriers work.
Scout: Yes they do!
Me: So the only ones not affected are against the Mushroom Kingdom.
Scout: Yeah, exactly.
Me: I think I know why... Ok, it's time we stepped in. I'll be on the Inferno.
Scout: Ok! *ends transmission*
Me: *teleports to the Inferno*
*aboard the Inferno*
Me: *teleports in*
Captian: King Reptilius! What brings you here?
Me: We got some obelisk that's immobilizing everyone that isn't from the Twilight Realm. We need to even things up a bit.
Captian: What are your orders?
Me: Fire the Eclipse Cannon at minimal power on that obelisk!
Captian: You heard him!
Me: Hopefully this'll work.
*the Eclipse Cannon fires at the Obelisk of Time*
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SS: *Backing away* Calm down, I'm not going to hurt her or threaten your relationship okay?
Specter: *Grows forty feet tall and roars at me*
SS: OH SHIT!!!!!!! *Runs*
Specter: *Chases, a deranged look ing his eyes*
SS: *Runs into the shadows* That was close.
Etna: Umm... Are you sure your alright?
Specter: *Roars and begins attacking the shadows*
SS: *Climbs out of Etna's shadow* The sooner this mating seasons over, the sooner we can get back to however normal life ever was for us.
Etna: *Looks at Specter*
Specter: *Still attacking the shadows where I was last seen by him*
SS: *Picks up a CD player, inserts a blank disk, and plays it*
*Original Caramelldansen begins playing*
Specter: *Turns towards the sound and charges*
SS: *Desperately changes CDs and puts on the Speedycake remix*
Specter: *Starts dancing*
SS: Now that was too close. *Sets the machine to repeat*
Ghost: *runs down to where Ariel is* Lizard Dood! *looks around* Where's the Lizard Dood?
Ariel: He's taking care of something.
Ghost: Oh ok.
Ariel: Sounds like we may have a wedding soon.
Ghost: Overlord Dood's been attached to Etna as of late. He's very protective!
Ariel: Like Tai was to me, only not because of any mating season or whatever.
Ghost: I see. I'll go back up there and see if Overlord Dood's snapped out of it. Shadow Dood had Caramelledansen on.
Ariel: I see.
Ghost: Later, dood! *runs back upstairs*
Spectre:*growls* my mating seasons over...i got a bit of leftover testosterone though. i think now that ive matured im not as "innocent" as i used to be....my minds been a little off though...ive become more territorial and aggressive but im still Spectre.....Caramelldansen still has a bit of a charm effect on me....*dances over to the radio and turns it off**shakes head* meh....well there goes our snuggly moment..*angry snarl* ah well....
Ghost:are you alright Overdood?
Spectre:feeling a bit agitated but thats pretty much it...i lost my mind a few minutes ago.
*back on the Inferno*
Captian: Did it work?
Tai: I can't tell. The smoke's still clearing.
Captian: And that was on MINIMAL power! With only ONE Chaos Emerald!
Tai: I know. Just goes to show you how powerful even a single Chaos Emerald is.
Captian: No wonder Eggman wants them.
Tai: No kidding.
Minun: What the hell just happened to my obelisk!?
Dusk commander: We have detected an unknown ship.
Minun: Could this be the United Realms Federation!? Send a cruiser to raid the ship!
Lord Tacos: I wonder if they want to capture me.
Minun: Dusk Scryers! Finish Team Dawn and its allies off! We can't have more enemies!
Dusk Scryers: Bankai!
Irvine: Not so fast. *Snipes the Dusk Scryer's heads off* Heads. I win.(get the joke?)
MEANWHILE...
Scout: Sir we have discovered what appears to be a pokemon egg. Shall we bring it up?
Tak: Okay.
Renzo: *Get's teleported up to the Inferno*
Tai posted---
*abard the Inferno*
Me: Destruction of Obelisk confirmed!
Captian: Yeah! So what are we gonna do with that egg?
Me: Keep it here.
Captian
*the Dusk Cruiser approaches*
Me: Shit... Minun thinks we're an enemy.
*the egg hatches into a Pokemon tha turns into Penance's human form*
Me: Oh. Hello.
Penance: Dude, Minun's pissed about that obelisk being destroyed! Any idea who did it?
Me: Take a guess.
Penance: Eclipse Cannon?
Me: You got it.
Penance: So you're helping the Mushroom Kingdom?
Me: I guess we are now. Though we INTENDED to make things more fair for both sides.
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Dusk Scryers: *become different shades of light as the bullets pass through them*
Penance: *Looks towards them* Son of a bitch!
SS, FS and BS: *Appear in front of them, all obviously consumed by rage*
Dusk scryer #1: Brothers. we could use your assistance.
FS: Shikai. *blade becomes a flaming chain* *Grabs the DS by the throat* Don't ever call us brothers.
DS #2: Don't you understand?!
BS: (Through gritted teeth) There's nothing to understand besides your following orders and attacking a friend of the Scryers.
DS #3: I don't think your gonna live if ya try ta fight us all. I mean, there are twelve of us, and three of you.
DS #4: And we're all human.
FS: *Looks at him strangely*
DS#4: ... What?
FS: You honestly don't know anything about the Scryers do ya? I'm half Effrit, Blades is a half human experiment...
BS: Which-I-don't-need-reminding-of-thank-you-so-very-bloody-much.
FS: ... and Shadows half Neverworld Vampire.
SS: Hence my control over shadows.
DS: ... We truly don't stand a chance do we?
BS:Nope.
BS, SS and FS: *Begin effortlessly butchering the Dawn Scryers*
Spectre posted---
me:sigh...finally a bit of peace.
Etna: uh huh.
suddenly the ground shakes
me:what on earth?!*roars* this is becoming really bothersome! what is it this time?
Etna:ill go check.*steps outside*
??:AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA!!!!I HAVE RETURNED!!
Etna:*looks around* whos there?
??:down here.
Etna: eh?..a prinny?
Uber Prinny Baal: I AM BAAL!! I HAVE RETURNED AS A PRINNY TO SLAY THE OVERLORD!! IM MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER!!AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!*lightning flashes*
me:*steps outside and looks down at baal*..Baal?
Baal:wow....youve...gotten a whole lot bigger...dood...
me:and your a whole lot smaller.*punches Baal into the ground**screws his fist into the ground a little* *lifts up his fist*
Baal is nothing but a pile of mush
Etna:ewwww......
me:great.now my knuckles are stained with Prinny guts. i hate killing Prinnies but baal is an exception....*washes his hand off in a pool of magma*well are there any overlord duties that need attending?
Etna:nope.everything is in order.
me:thats good to hear.*lays his arm down*lets go for a walk around the netherworld.
Etna:* walks up spectres arm and sits on spectres shoulder* sure.
me:alright then.*walks away with Etna on his shoulder*
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Ghost: *runs in the main room* Dood! What was that about?
Ariel: I have no idea.
Final DS: *Attempts to drag itself away*
FS: *Crushes it's head beneath his boot*
BS: (Cheerfully) Thats better.
SS: We're gonna have ta do something about your mood swings.
BS: But I like being emotionally unpredictable .
TAK, Penance, SS and FS: *Anime sweatdrop*
SS: Anyway, TAK. Maybe we could... "convince" <<... >> Minun to surrender.
Tai posted---
*aboard the Inferno*
Me: *has been watching the Scryer fight from the Inferno through a hover monitor* Well I blew up his Obelisk, so that'll slow him down.
Captian: But what about this cruiser?
Me: They're likely still in awe over the size of the ship.
Captian: Yeah. We could just blast em outta orbit if we wanted!
Me: Exactly, but we won't.
Captian: Yeah.
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