SBVQ 2.0

[Invader TAK]

Figured I'd get this one started. Naturally, it'll be a Massive Multiplayer Crossover. Expect PLENTY of Translation Convention in my posts, you'll see why right away.




On a military boat in Tokyo Bay in 1954, two weeks after Godzilla's death.

Scientist: *looking at the bay* It's so lifeless. No wonder Dr. Serizawa wanted his secrets to die with him.
Captain: At least we don't have another weapon of mass destruction to contend with.
*suddenly some strange creatures emerge from the bay*
Soldier: What the hell?
Scientist: They look just like Godzilla, only humanoid. We should study them.
Soldier: If you insist.

One month later, the scientist has some guests, including the Governor of Tokyo

Scientist: Here they are, everyone.
Soldier: They seem to be doing well.
Politician: They look like humanoid versions of Godzilla. How can we be sure they're not dangerous?
Lizard: Because Godzilla is not as intelligent, or civilized, as we are.
*everyone but the scientist gasps*
Politician: My word, perfect speech! How long have they been around?
Scientist: One month, just like I said.
Politician: Professor Takamura, you have made a discovery for the ages!
Takamura: I can't take full credit. If it weren't for Dr. Serizawa's Oxygen Destroyer, they wouldn't be here.
Male Lizard 1: Correct.
Soldier: So, you think their humanoid posture and intelligence somehow came from Dr. Serizawa?
Takamura: We have hypothesized the same thing.
Lizard: Another thing we discovered about ourselves is this. *changes into a human-like form*
Politician: You shapeshift as well? Incredible!
Lizard: Also like Godzilla, we can breathe underwater.
Soldier: So, do you have any place to go?
Lizard: *shifts back to lizard form* Actually, no.
Politician: We'll have to work that out. Say, there's an island off the Tokyo coast. Maybe your species could live there. Speaking of which, what should we call you?
Lizard: We actually discussed that. So other humans don't immediately connect us to Godzilla and try to kill us, we have decided on the name "Lizodian." Simple, yet unused.
Another Lizodian: In honor of our unintentional creator, this first group of us will take his name. Our new island should also be named after him.
Soldier: Interesting.
Politician: Excellent! Let's get started.

Serizawa Island, 1980.

Daichi Serizawa: New island? You sure the U.N. will allow it?
Prime Minister: We already have the clearance. It'll help us deliver aid to the Americas and Europe during and after attacks from monsters and/or aliens.
Daichi: Sounds good to me. Will this new island be considered Japanese territory?
Prime Minister: Of course.
Daichi: So, Atlantic Ocean. I heard rumors of intelligent life down there.
Prime Minister: Our satellites detected something, but it wasn't clear. We'd need to send submarines, or Lizodians, to investigate.
Daichi: We'll report if we find anything.

New York City, Present Day.

A Japanese Earth Defense Force transport flies in as a kaiju is attacking the city.

EDF Soldier 1: *has a katana and a pistol on him* Seriously? The report said it was Godzilla!
EDF Soldier 2: Be glad we got an easy one, Tai.
Tai: True. At least we can deal with him quick and get back.
EDF Soldier 2: Don't worry, we'll get back in time to meet up with your girlfriend.
Tai: Don't start with that, Onyx.
Pilot: We're right over Zilla! Get ready to jump, Serizawa!
Tai: *stands up and draws his katana* Roger that! *jumps onto Zilla's back and starts hacking away at him*

*after Zilla is brought down*

Tai: *sheaths his katana then gets on his headset* Target neutralized, Command. The Americans got it wrong again, it was just Zilla.
Commander: *on the other end* That figures. Good job, soldier.
Tai: Over and out.

Lizodia Island, Atlantic Ocean. Five Hours Later.

Tai: *sitting on a beach listening to music with headphones while looking at a clock* Almost time.
Onyx: *walks up and taps Tai on the shoulder*
Tai: WHAT THE? *turns around* Oh. *lowers headphones and turns off his MP3 player* There you are.
Onyx: So what's the plan for today?
Tai: I would say "wind down" but Zilla was easy to handle.
Onyx: The Americans really need to stop confusing Zilla for Godzilla.
Tai: No kidding.

*a splash is heard as a familiar redhead surfaces*

Onyx: There she is.
Tai: Hey Ariel, over here!
Ariel: *walks onto the beach* Anything interesting happen since yesterday?
Tai: Just another kaiju attack.
Onyx: Zilla, to be exact.
Ariel: The one that keeps getting confused with Godzilla?
Tai: That'd be him.
Ariel: Better him than King Ghidorah.
Tai: No kidding...
Onyx: Anyway, we should get going.
Tai: Right!

[Invader TAK]

Random Humanoid Male: Well, look who we have here!
Ariel: Not again.
Onyx: Great, it's this asshole.
Tai: What do you want, Kron?
Kron: Oh, not much. I was already here so I figured I'd see what the Loser Trio was up to. *to Ariel* I'm amazed the old man lets you up here, considering what happened 20 years ago.
Onyx: Fuck off.
Tai: Mention that again and I'll-
Kron: Do absolutely nothing, like always? *laughs*
Ariel: *suddenly roundhouse kicks Kron in the head, knocking him on his back*
Onyx: *laughs his ass off*
Tai: Weren't expecting that, were ya?
Kron: *gets up* When did you get the nerve, princess?
Ariel: Tai and Onyx have been training me.
Tai: Needless to say, she caught on fast.
Onyx: Damn right she did.
Kron: She wouldn't last a second against a kaiju, particularly King Ghidorah.
Ariel: How would you know?
Onyx: Yeah, we get it. You're related to the bastard. Doesn't mean you're as strong as him.
Kron: I'm more than willing to take you three on. But I need to get going. See you losers later. *walks off*
Onyx: Got his head kicked in and yet he still calls us losers.
Tai: That's Kron for ya.


A Detroit, Michigan Suburb. Later That Night.

*a small purple spaceship is seen landing in a cul-de-sac, a small green alien and a robot hop out*


(Short post because I didn't wanna wait any longer plus I couldn't think of much else to add.)

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Top Secret Laboratory, Lizodia Island.

Daichi: *walks in* I was told there was an update on our latest project.
Human Scientist: It is finished.
*the view briefly shifts to strange looking two-piece dress*
Daichi: Never thought we'd have to make one of these.
Scientist: Where is the intended wearer?
Daichi: With my son. They went on a mission to check out suspected alien activity in America.
Scientist: I see. Hopefully she can handle it.
Daichi: Considering it contains 10 percent of the stuff, she should be able to handle it.
Scientist: Should we make uniforms for Tai and Onyx as well?
Daichi: Of course.


Detroit, Michigan.

*in front of a strange house*
Ariel: This looks out of place.
Onyx: I guess this is where the alien is.
Tai: Hopefully this one doesn't have kaiju under its control. *rings the doorbell and two "people" answer*
Tai: Robots?
Onyx: Shitty ones, at that. *shoves the robots back* Might as well take a look inside.
*suddenly someone walks in from the kitchen*
Humanoid Being: WHO DARES BARGE INTO THE HOUSE OF ZIM?
Tai: This is the alien?
Onyx: What a horrible disguise!
Zim: INSOLENT HUMANS! It's a skin condition.
Onyx: *picks up Zim by the head*
Zim: *flailing his limbs* UNHAND ME! *retracts robotic legs from his backpack*
Tai: *grabs the robotic legs* Nice try.
Zim: GIR! ATTACK MODE!
*a creature in a dog suit walks up*
GIR: *unzips the suit, revealing another robot with red eyes* YES, MY MASTER! *lunges at the couch and starts chewing on it*
Ariel: I don't think they're that much of a threat.
GIR: *hops off the couch and his eyes turn blue* I'm gonna watch the Scary Monkey Show! *sits in front of a TV and turns it on*
*Tai and Onyx both drop Zim*
Zim: What do you want with me?
Tai: Just to make sure you're not taking over.
Onyx: Yeah, we don't have anything to worry about.
Zim: That's right! Everything's normal around here!
Ariel: Good to know.
Tai: Alright, let's head back home. See you around, Zim.

*outside*

Onyx: That alien and his robot are idiots!
Ariel: They're strangely adorable, though.
Tai: Yeah, they're not a threat. Their incompetence will make sure of that.

EDIT: Slight change of plans.

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Top Secret Laboratory, Lizodia Island.

Tai: *walks in with Onyx and Ariel* What's going on?
Daichi: Welcome. We have something for you three.
Scientist: Behold, your new clothes! *pushes a button causing the previously mentioned dress and two male uniforms to rise up from the floor*
Ariel: For us?
Daichi: Correct.
Onyx: What's so special about these?
Daichi: You've heard of Honnouji Academy, right?
Onyx: That fucked up high school in Tokyo Bay ran by the Kiryuin Conglomerate?
Tai: Speaking of the Kiryuins, I remember we were investigating Revocs but hit a wall.
Ariel: I remember Tai and Onyx mentioning it to me.
Daichi: These clothes are equivalent to One-Star Goku Uniforms.
Onyx: Badass! I was wanting one of those.
Tai: I've been curious about them as well.
Daichi: With help from our new allies, we discovered all Goku Uniforms are made from extraterrestrial parasites called Life Fibers that wish to feed on humans and eventually destroy the Earth so they can spread across the universe.
Ariel: Wow.
Tai: A new alien threat. Great...
Onyx: So why the hell did you give us Goku Uniforms if these things wanna destroy the Earth?
Daichi: Nothing can destroy Life Fibers except other Life Fibers.
Tai: So we have no choice.
Onyx: Well, shit.
Ariel: You sure there's nothing else we can use?
Daichi: It's possible to harden Life Fibers down to a metal-like substance. A doctor by the name of Isshin Matoi used this to create a giant pair of scissors he called the Rending Scissors.
Onyx: Rending Scissors? What a lame name.
Tai: Well, it does describe what they are.
Ariel: Sounds like an interesting man. Could we meet him?
Daichi: Sadly, no. His daughter, Ryuko, found him murdered in his home after completing work the Rending Scissors and an outfit called a Kamui. The murderer then ran off with half of the Rending Scissors.
Onyx: Damn, that sucks.
Tai: So, what's a Kamui?
Daichi: An outfit made entirely of Life Fibers. Only two are known to exist and they are extremely dangerous to most wearers.
Onyx: So what makes our outfits safer?
Daichi: They're only made of 10 percent Life Fibers. Two-Star Uniforms are made out of 20 percent and the Three-Star Uniforms are made out of 30 percent.
Onyx: So don't fight anyone wearing those unless we want our asses kicked. Got it.
Tai: Anyway, who are our new allies?
Onyx: And how were they found?
Daichi: We found them during our investigation of Honnouji Academy. They're an organization formed by Dr. Matoi called Nudist Beach.
Onyx: Nudist Beach? You're kidding, right?
Daichi: I wish I was.
Tai: That sounds, awkward...
Daichi: In any case, one of the main guys in Nudist Beach is undercover as a teacher at Honnouji, name's Aikuro Mikisugi. He told us Ryuko recently transferred there as well.
Onyx: This just keeps getting interesting.
*suddenly an alarm blares*
Onyx: What the hell?
Lizodian: A kaiju appeared 200 meters off the western coast and is closing in fast!
Daichi: Which one is it?
Lizodian: It's Ghidorah, sir.
Tai: *runs for the entrance*
Ariel: Tai, wait!
Onyx: Dammit!
Daichi: Ready a squad! He can't handle this on his own!
Onyx: Well, there is that one thing all Lizodian Class humanoid kaiju have...
Daichi: Which is only for the most dire of emergencies.
Onyx: What makes you think he won't get pissed off enough to use it? He's been wanting to kick Ghidorah's ass for 15 years.
Ariel: He has a point.
Daichi: That he does. You two go after him. Just be careful.
Ariel: Right!
Onyx: You got it!


(Been sitting on this long enough so I decided to finish it up and get it posted. Also figured I'd include that anime Scryer and I recently watched.)

[Invader TAK]

Lizodia Island West Coast

*Ghidorah lands on the beach in front of a squad of EDF soldiers*
Soldier: NOW!
*the soldiers fire on Ghidorah, only to cause minimal damage then Ghidorah fires his trademark attack at them*
Soldier: Dammit! We need Mechagodzilla here ASAP!
Tai: *walks up* What about me?
*Ghidorah notices Tai and stops attacking*
Soldier: Serizawa! You bring any other Humanoid Kaiju?
Tai: I'm on my own this time. *draws sword* I'll take it from here.
Soldier: Are you insane? This is Ghidorah!
Tai: I know the risks, but I'm not gonna back down.
*Onyx and Ariel run up as Ghidorah roars; both have weapons on them, a katana for Ariel and a pistol for Onyx*
Ariel: Tai, wait! You don't have to do this!
Onyx: Don't throw away everything you have on a grudge!
Tai: I should have known you two would come after me.
Soldier: Dammit, Onyx! Why did you bring the Princess here? If she gets killed, Triton's gonna be pissed!
Onyx: Mayor's orders. Plus we would have gone after Tai anyway.
Ariel: Exactly.
Tai: Guys, I've been waiting 20 years for this chance. I'm not letting it slip past me.
Onyx: I know you're pissed about Athena's death! But is it worth getting yourself and others killed? Let's head back and we'll send out Mechagodzilla.
Soldier: Athena? You don't mean...
Ariel: Yes... my mother...
Soldier: Wait, Serizawa and Onyx were with you when that happened?
Onyx: Yup...
Soldier: Should have figured, considering you three are always together.
Onyx: So Tai, what are you doing?
Tai: I'm gonna put this bastard down.
Onyx: Alright then. *pulls out his pistol* Save some for us.
Tai: *grins* Got it.
Soldier: So, Ghidorah's just standing there staring at us. What's with that?
Onyx: He probably recognizes the three of us from 20 years ago. Knowing him, he's screwing with us.
Tai: Guess I'll make the first move. *walks up to Ghidorah* Hey, bastard! I'm right here!
Ghidorah: *is just staring at Tai with all three heads*
Tai: Still nothing? How about this? *slashes at Ghidorah's middle head, which causes his sword to break* DAMMIT!
Ghidorah: *fires an attack at Tai*
Tai: *barely dodges it*
Onyx: *gets closer to Ghidorah with Ariel* What now?
Tai: *in a VERY dark tone* Stand back...
Onyx: That's... concerning. Are you gonna use...?
Ghidorah: *roars*
Tai: *fires a strange beam out of his mouth at Ghidorah, wounding his middle head as this starts playing*
Onyx: HOLY FUCK, YOU ARE!
Ariel: Tai...
Soldier: Was that a fucking micro-oxygen beam?
Onyx: The Lizodian Class's best kept secret. Well, it was.
Soldier: Shit... So Onyx, you're a Humanoid Kaiju. What Class are you?
Onyx: Rodan. *sprouts wings*
Soldier: Handy.
Ariel: *draws her katana and slashes at Ghidorah, breaking it like Tai did his, then ducks as Ghidorah tries hitting her with his tail* We need stronger swords!
Tai: I have an idea! *shifts to his kaiju form, jumps onto Ghidorah's tail and starts climbing up his back* FIRE! *starts firing micro-oxygen beams into Ghidorah's back while the EDF soldiers and Onyx shoot at him*
Ghidorah: *roars in pain as the micro-oxygen starts forming a hole in his back, then collapses dead as the music ends*
Tai: *hops off what's left of Ghidorah's back and shifts back to his human form*
Onyx: That is why you don't piss off a Lizodan Class.
Soldier: No shit! Ghidorah didn't have a chance in Hell!
Onyx: It'll be nice not having to worry about that bastard, at least until some alien assholes bring him back.
Ariel: Yeah, that's bound to happen soon.
Soldier: So, how did the micro-oxygen NOT obliterate Ghidorah or the entire area?
Tai: Probably because it was a concentrated beam.
*Daichi walks up with a small squad*
Tai: Just when I was about to call in my report. Sorry about resorting to the micro-oxygen beam.
Daichi: Considering it minimized the collateral damage, you did the right thing. We'll work to make sure there's no panic.
Onyx: I assume you're here to bring what's left of Ghidorah to the lab for R&D.
Daichi: That's correct. We wouldn't want to let this golden opportunity pass us by.
Tai: Good thinking.
Ariel: Anything else we can do?
Daichi: Not at the moment. We'll let you know when there is.
Ariel: Alright.
Tai: Guess we could let your father know Ghidorah's dead.
Ariel: Great idea!
Onyx: *after Tai and Ariel are out of earshot* They're still oblivious.
Daichi: They'll realize it in due time.
Onyx: Hopefully.

(Alright, finally got this looking how I want! Still not giving up!)

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Kaiju Research Lab, The Next Day

Onyx: So what the hell brought Ghidorah here?
Daichi: We're still trying to figure out. But while monitoring the incident from satellite, we picked up something strange. Observe. *plays footage of Kron overlooking the removal of Ghidorah's corpse with a strangely satisfied look on his face on a nearby monitor*
Onyx: That son of a bitch...
Daichi: I know Kron has been causing you three problems for years now, but if he's starting to lure Kaiju to the island, this is a huge problem.
Onyx: I never understood what the his problem was. Jealousy? His Ghidorah genes? He's just a piece of shit?
Daichi: Sounds like a combination.
Tai: *walks in with Ariel* What's up?
Daichi: Research on Ghidorah is progressing as we speak.
Tai: Nice.
Ariel: What can we do with this?
Daichi: We've been researching the benefits of kaiju cells for some years now. The problem is, some of the kaiju are difficult to get samples from. Ghidorah was one of those.
Tai: Would this allow us to, oh I dunno, turn normal humans into humanoid kaiju or infuse existing humanoid kaiju with traits and abilities from other kaiju?
Daichi: Actually, that is a big part of our research.
Onyx: Now that's badass.
Tai: Yet dangerous if it falls into the wrong hands.
Onyx: Oh yeah, we found something huge. Mayor, play the video for Tai and Ariel.
Daichi: Of course. *plays the aforementioned video about Kron*
Tai: No... he brought Ghidorah here?
Ariel: I thought he was just a bully, nothing more.
Onyx: Nope. He's become worse than that.
Tai: Anything on his current location?
Daichi: Well, he was spotted in rundown building on the east coast of the island. *pulls up the satellite image*
Tai: Great! You guys up for this?
Onyx: Hell yeah!
Ariel: Of course!
Tai: Alright, let's bring him in!

*at Kron's location*

Tai: *kicks down the door and walks in with Onyx and Ariel* Alright, Kron! We know what you're up to.
Ariel: We know you brought Ghidorah to the island yesterday.
Onyx: Thanks for that, by the way. That corpse will be very useful for us.
Kron: *is seen in his kaiju form with other Ghidorah Class Humanoid Kaiju and sarcastically claps* Well, congratulations! You found me out. So how'd you do it? Spies? An insider?
Onyx: Our satellites, dumbfuck.
Kron: Oh, right. Those. *turns to the other humanoid kaiju* Well, everyone, this is a golden opportunity for us!
Tai: In what way?
Kron: Easy. *backhands Ariel so hard she's knocked to the ground* I've been wanting to do that for years, you spoiled little bitch!
Tai: You asshole! *gets knocked to the ground by one of Kron's goons*
Onyx: You know, I think I have you figured out. You're a rotten piece of shit just like Ghidorah!
Kron: Glad you noticed. But there's more to it than just that. *kicks Ariel as she tries to get up* Stay the fuck down.
Tai: *gets up* Do that again and I'll- *gets grabbed by two goons*
Kron: Do absolutely nothing, and this bitch won't roundhouse kick me this time.
Onyx: Why'd you bring Ghidorah to the island?
Kron: Why? Oh, it's simple. I figured Ghidorah would either flatten this stupid island, or you'd get pissed off to use your Micro Oxygen beam on him and scare the normal humans into a panic so severe it'd cause them to hunt every Lizodian Class down, and then the Ghidorah Class would reign supreme. But since you three showed up here sooner than expected, I'll get to the next part of my plan. I will make it my mission to destroy everything you love. *draws a sword and turns to Ariel* Starting with her. *stabs her in the chest*
Tai: *breaks free and shifts to his kaiju form* You BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!
Onyx: *gets in-between Tai and Kron, having shifted to his kaiju form as well* Take her to the Medical Center, I'll handle this shitstain.
Tai: Right! *kicks Krons goons down, grabs Ariel and leaves*
Random Ghidorah Class: What should we do now, Boss?
Kron: Let them go. I made my point for now.
Onyx: Plus you still got me to deal with, you piece of shit.
Kron: Oh, yes. *laughs* This is gonna be fun.

Lizodia Island Medical Center

Tai: *rushes in, holding Ariel* Please, you have to save Ariel. DO SOMETHING, YOU MUSN'T LET HER DIE!

*outside the Medical Center*

Daichi: Who could have done this?
Tai: Who else? That asshole, Kron. He's planning an uprising with other Ghidorah class humanoids! At least her injuries were minimal.
Daichi: That's true. I'll let the EDF know and put the island on alert in case Kron tries something else.
Tai: I'll be at the EDF Training Facility. I need to take my rage out on something, even if it's not living.
Daichi: Before you go, what happened to Onyx?
Tai: He should be fighting the bastard right now. Shouldn't take long for him to get over here.
Daichi: I'll have the Receptionist update him on Ariel and tell him to meet you at the base.


[WHAM POST! Anyway, this has been planned for a while now. Just now got inspired enough to finish it. So yeah, this happened.

EDIT: Changed a few things toward the end]

[Invader TAK]

*Kron's fight with Onyx has shifted to the skies above Lizodia Island*

Kron: *fires an attack at Onyx, who dodges*
Onyx: You know, not only are you a piece of shit, you're also fucking stupid!
Kron: What? Because I stabbed that spoiled little bitch? That's sure to break Serizawa.
Onyx: All that did was piss him off! Didn't you hear him threaten to kill you?
Kron: Good! Maybe he'll prepare next time! *gets kicked in the head*
Onyx: I've wasted enough time with your stupid ass, I need to check on Ariel. *flies off*
Kron: COWARD!
Onyx: *while still in earshot* BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!

Lizodia Island Medical Center

Onyx: *walks in* Hello.
Receptionist: Greetings, Onyx. Mayor Daichi told me to inform you that Tai is at the EDF Base and that Ariel's doing better.
Onyx: Guess her injuries were minimal. That'll help calm Tai down. Thank you.

Lizodia Island Earth Defense Force Training Facility

Onyx: *walks in* Yo!
Tai: *kicks a training droid to the floor then stabs it in the chest, then turns around* There you are. So how'd the fight go?
Onyx: Underwhelming. Kron may be a rotten piece of shit, but he's also a fucking moron.
Tai: I can tell. I take it you went to the Medical Center first.
Onyx: I talked the the receptionist and she updated me about Ariel. I don't expect it'll take more than a day or two for her to be back on her feet.
Tai: Yeah, I know. I'm relieved her injuries were so minimal. Now don't get me wrong, I still want that bastard to pay for it, but I have calmed down a bit.
Onyx: I think we all do at this point.
Tai: True. Anyway, I'm heading home for the rest of the day.
Onyx: Meet at the Medical Center tomorrow if nothing else comes up?
Tai: Sounds good.

Medical Center, The Next Day

Receptionist: Oh good. You're just in time.
Tai: She doing better, then?
Receptionist: She's all healed up and ready to go home. I'll let the doctor know you're here.
*five minutes later, Ariel walks in*
Ariel: Hey guys.
Tai: Ariel! *gives her a hug*
Onyx: *communicator beeps* Huh? *answers* Yes, Mayor? *short pause* Alright, we'll be right there. *ends communication*
Tai: What's going on?
Onyx: We're wanted at Dimensional Monitoring and Travel.
Ariel: Hopefully nothing's wrong.
Tai: Yeah.

Dimensional Monitoring and Travel, Lizodia Island.

Tai: *runs in with Onyx and Ariel* What's going on?
Daichi: We just intercepted six lifeforms and we're trying to get a lock on them.
Tai: Oh wow.
Ariel: Hopefully they're alright.
Onyx: Hopefully they're not hostile.
Daichi: I don't think you need to worry about that.
Tai: I see...
Lizodian: Got 'em! Transporter should bring them in now.
*everyone turns to the transporter beams the unknown lifeforms in, revealing to be equine in shape and varied in color; some have wings, horns, and both in one case*
Purple Equine: Well, that didn't go as smoothly as I thought.
Blue Equine: Next time, Twilight, we're taking the transporter.
Twilight: I just thought a spell would be, you know, faster.
Yellow Equine: At least we made it to Earth.
Twilight: Yeah.
Pink Equine: Now we can throw a party!
White Equine: Can it wait a moment, darling?
Orange Equine: Yeah, let's get adjusted to bein' back on solid ground first.
Onyx: Uh... Ponies?
Tai: Okay...
Ariel: They're adorable!
Onyx: At least that reaction was normal.
Tai: You six alright?
Blue Equine: Other than the bumpy ride and having to be picked up, yeah.
Daichi: Welcome back, Twilight. I see you decided to bring all of your friends this time.
Twilight: Thanks for picking us up, Daichi.
Tai: You know them?
Daichi: Of course. They're from a realm called Equestria. Since we intercepted them in the dimensional stream, I figured that'd be a good time to introduce you three to them.
Tai: I see. Guess I missed first contact due to all the alien invasions and kaiju.
Onyx: Same.
Ariel: Better late than never.
Tai: Anyway, I'm Taichi Serizawa, Daichi's son. Just call me Tai, nearly everyone else does.
Twilight: I'm Twilight Sparkle, Equestria's Princess of Friendship. Here with me are Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity and Applejack.
Applejack: Howdy!
Fluttershy: Uh, hello...
Pinkie: Hi!
Rarity: Greetings, darlings!
Rainbow: Sup?
Onyx: I'm Onyx. Everybody calls me that.
Ariel: I'm Ariel. I'm also a princess, but my home's underwater.
Tai: She's what you call a mermaid. Her father granted her the ability to become a human at will.
Twilight: Fascinating!
Rainbow: That's actually pretty awesome!
Pinkie: This calls for a party!
Twilight: You'll have to excuse her. She's always throwing parties.
Tai: Right.
Onyx: Got it.
Ariel: I'm surprised we haven't seen any other ponies around.
Twilight: Most of the ponies here stay out of sight. Some, we don't talk about them.
Tai: I see... Anyway, why don't we show you around the island?
Ariel: Great idea, Tai!
Onyx: Yeah, that'll help us get used to the idea of sentient ponies existing.

[DISCLAIMER: Any MLP stuff will remain in the main SBVQ 2.0 realm. Don't expect any trips to Equestria or other dimensions this time around.]

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Kaiju Research Lab

Tai: *walks in with Ariel, Onyx and the Mane Six*
Daichi: Right on time.
Twilight: You sure it's fine for us to be here?
Daichi: Of course it is. You six have full access to all of our facilities.
Onyx: So what's up?
Daichi: We've made significant progress on our kaiju cell infusion research. We just need a volunteer and I figured one you three wanted the chance to be the first. *turns to the Mane Six* Sorry, girls. I wouldn't feel right infusing ponies with kaiju cells.
Twilight: We understand.
Rainbow: Besides, we're awesome the way we are.
Tai: Interesting.
Onyx: So, I could become even more of a badass. Any downsides?
Daichi: Initial testing showed no downsides, but there's always the chance your body could reject the infused cells. If that's the case, that could cause things ranging from insanity to death.
Onyx: Damn, tough call.
Ariel: I'll do it.
Tai: What?
Onyx: The hell?
Daichi: Are you sure about this?
Ariel: Guys, I need this. I need to be able to keep up with humanoid kaiju. Otherwise we'll have a repeat of our last confrontation with Kron.
Tai: But think about it. There's no way your father could handle losing you. There's no way I could handle losing you.
Rainbow: *whispering to the rest of the Mane Six* Somebody's got a girlfriend.
Onyx: *whispering back* Yeah, pretty much.
Twilight: *whispering to the both of them* Shhh. You're ruining the moment.
Ariel: I know you're still shaken over the incident with Kron, but this needs to happen. Not just for me, but for all of us.
Tai: *trying not to break down* Yeah... you're right...
Onyx: *puts his hand on Tai's shoulder* Calm down, she's gonna get through this. I just know she will.
Tai: I hope so...
Daichi: I'll take full responsibility if the process goes wrong. Alright, Ariel. Come with me.
Ariel: Just a second. *kisses Tai on the cheek* I promise I'll be back. *turns to Daichi* Let's go.
Daichi: The process shouldn't take more than a couple hours, so find something to do until I contact you. *leads Ariel to the kaiju cell infusion area*
Tai: Alright then... *is trying to process what just happened*
Onyx: Well, that came outta nowhere.
Tai: No kidding...
Onyx: So, Training Facility?
Tai: Good idea, I could go for another session. Plus our new friends can join us.
Rainbow: I'm always up for kicking flank!
Tai: Hope robots are adequate enough for you. We have a ton of them to fight.
Rainbow: How many you got?
Onyx: A lot.
Rainbow: Sounds awesome!

EDF Training Facility

Rainbow Dash: *bucks a training bot's head off* Aww yeah!
Twilight: *blasts a bot into bits with a blast of magic* These are amazing!
Onyx: *bisects a bot with a war axe* And always fun!
Pinkie: *hits a bot with the Party Cannon*
Applejack: *bucks another bot* Yee-haw!
Rarity: You girls enjoy yourselves. I don't want to chip a hoof.
Onyx: Uh, why is Fluttershy cowering in a corner?
Twilight: She's always like that.
Onyx: I see...
Tai: *stabs a training bot with a sword* I'm still worried about Ariel.
Onyx: Relax, she's gonna be fine.
Tai: How do you know? We've never done this and we sure as hell don't know if it'll work. They're using her as an experiment!
Onyx: Not like we have a choice. It's like she said, she needs kaiju cells to keep up with us. At least her injuries from Kron were minimal.
Tai: That won't mean a damn thing if she dies there! *brutally slices two bots in half at the same time*
Onyx: Holy shit, and I thought Ghidorah pissed you off! You really do love her.
Tai: *sighs* Yeah, you're right...
Onyx: It just sucks that it took something like this to make you realize it.
Tai: Yeah...
Onyx: I wonder which kaiju's DNA she went with. You know, if she got to choose that, which she probably did.
Tai: I dunno. I could see her going with something aquatic like Ebirah and Manda, but I could also see her going for something with wings like Mothra considering she's already a mermaid. *casually slices a bot's arm off*
Onyx: Heh, you already calmed down. But yeah, I can see her going with Mothra.
Twilight: *walks up* Say, do you have a library? I'd like to read up on these kaiju you keep talking about.
Tai: Of course we do. *puts the sword on a weapon rack* I'll show you where it is.
Twilight: Thank you so much!
Tai: I'll be right back, everyone.
Rainbow: *after Tai and Twilight are gone* I'm surprised it took her that long to ask for that.
Onyx: Well it's not like you girls have been here that long.
Rainbow: Good point.
Onyx: Anyway, I hope Tai's alright.

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Kron's New Base

Kron: *walks in* Looking good.
Male Ghidorah Class: That's because we've been busting our asses while you were toying with the loser trio.
Kron: What can I say? I love fucking with those three.
Female Ghidorah Class: You know, Kron. I think your hatred of those three is causing you to lose sight of our end goal.
Kron: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Female Ghidorah Class: Well, just look at what happened the other day. Stabbing the princess in front of Serizawa was a terrible idea!
Kron: It was a warning, plus I wanted to see if I could break him.
Female Ghidorah Class: Normally, I'd agree. But this is Serizawa we're talking about. You saw what he did to Ghidorah!
Kron: So? It exposed his micro oxygen beam, didn't it?
Female Ghidorah Class: Then why aren't the normal humans panicking over it?
Kron: How the hell am I supposed to know? Maybe the Mayor shut 'em up.
Female Ghidorah Class: So, let's recap. Ghidorah's corpse is in EDF hands, the humans aren't freaking out about the Lizodian Class's newly exposed micro oxygen beam, you wounded the princess and Serizawa's pissed. All in all, you blew it.
Male Ghidorah Class: She's right, Kron. We need someone who knows what the hell they're doing.
Kron: *irritated* You forget who you're talking to. If it weren't for me-
Female Ghidorah Class: If it weren't for you, Ghidorah wouldn't be dead and in the hands of EDF scientists! I bet they're ready to start cranking out humanoid kaiju of their own by now!
Kron: A minor setback, yes. But once I meet with our new partner in Japan, we'll get back on track.
Female Ghidorah Class: We better.

Lizodia Island Library

Tai: *walks in with Twilight* Hopefully the books here will have the info you're looking for.
Twilight: *eyes widen* Wow! I can't wait to read all of these new books! *flies up in excitement, then regains her composure upon landing* Uh, yeah. This is fine.
Tai: *chuckles* I can tell you absolutely love books. That explains Rainbow's remark.
Twilight: I've always loved reading and studying.
Tai: I take it you didn't have that many friends growing up.
Twilight: Well... not really. I didn't care about making friends until I met Rainbow and the others.
Tai: I bet that's quite a story.
Twilight: You have no idea.
Tai: Save it for another time. I have some things to do before Ariel's kaiju cell infusion is done.
Twilight: Maybe later you can share your stories.
Tai: Sounds good. See you later. *runs out the door*

Kaiju Research Lab

Onyx: *walks in* Yo!
Daichi: Hello again. Where are Tai and Twilight's friends?
Onyx: Tai was showing Twilight where the library is while the others are still at the Training Facility. As for where he went after that, no idea. I figured he would have hauled ass after your call.
Daichi: Then something strange is going on.
Onyx: Maybe he's finally gonna ask her.
Daichi: With how he was earlier, it's possible.
Onyx: He also said some things at the Training Facility that makes me think he is. But then again, who the hell knows? Uh... she can't hear us, right?
Daichi: Correct.
Onyx: Good.
Tai: *runs in* Sorry I'm late. I was in the middle of something important when you called. Where's Ariel?
Daichi: Waiting for you.
Tai: Ah... right.
Daichi: *pushes a button on an intercom* Send her in.
Ariel: *walks in then sprouts wings that look like Mothra's* Hey guys.
Tai: Wow.
Onyx: Damn, Tai. You called that one easily.
Tai: So I did.
Ariel: So do the wings look weird on me?
Tai: Not at all!
Onyx: Looks like you always had 'em, to be honest.
Daichi: Also before you ask, she can take a full humanoid kaiju form.
Ariel: I'll just keep it to the wings, unless I need to disguise myself.
Onyx: Sounds good.
Tai: Ariel, there's something I need to ask you.
Ariel: Yes?
Tai: *reaches in his pocket, pulls out a small black box and opens it, revealing a diamond ring* Will you marry me?
Daichi: Well now...
Onyx: About damn time.
Ariel: Tai... I... *starting to tear up*
Tai: Yes?
Ariel: Of course I will! *gives Tai a kiss on the cheek*
Tai: *takes the ring out of the box and slides it on Ariel's left ring finger*
Ariel: *getting a good look at the ring* It's beautiful!
Tai: I only had one shot at this, I was gonna make it count.
Onyx: Can't blame you there.
Daichi: Well, this is turning out to be quite the day!
Onyx: Hell yeah it is. So Ariel, back to your new kaiju abilities. You can retract those wings, right?
Ariel: Of course I can! *does so* It's a little painful compared to shifting between my tail and legs, but I'll get used to it.
Onyx: Yeah, I can vouch for that one.
Tai: And here I am, the only one in our trio without wings. *turns to Daichi* That can be fixed, right?
Daichi: You want a cell infusion so soon after getting engaged?
Tai: Why not? It worked out for Ariel, why wouldn't work for someone who was born a humanoid kaiju?
Onyx: He's got you there.
Daichi: Yes, he does. You want any extra kaiju cells, Onyx?
Onyx: I'm good for now. Besides, we need to get back to the Training Facility and check on Twilight's friends.
Daichi: I'll call when it's done. You ready, Tai?
Tai: Yup.
*after they're out of the room*
Onyx: So, you're taking this a lot better than Tai did earlier.
Ariel: I know he'll get through it.
Onyx: Same. Now let's go.

EDF Training Facility

Onyx: *walks in with Ariel* I'm back.
Ariel: *looks to see Fluttershy STILL cowering* Is Fluttershy alright?
Rainbow: Yeah, she'll be fine. She's always like that.
Ariel: I see...
Onyx: I see Twilight's still at the library.
Rainbow: You kidding? She'll spend the night if she has to.
Applejack: That girl loves books as much as Pinkie loves throwin' parties! Plus she used to live in a library.
Onyx: What do you mean "used to?"
Rainbow: It got blown up, with all the books in it. Long story.
Onyx: Ouch... Hopefully Twilight got a new home.
Rainbow: She got an awesome castle!
Onyx: Ah, right. Princess.
Ariel: So which winged kaiju's cells do you think Tai will go with?
Onyx: Probably one that also has a beam attack. And ironically, Ghidorah's the best fit.
Ariel: Think he'll actually go with Ghidorah?
Onyx: He may hate Ghidorah, but he'll do what needs to be done.


[Since it's been a while since the last post, have a longer one!]

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EDF Training Facility

Twilight: *walks in while magically holding a book on kaiju* Hey everyone.
Rainbow: There you are. I'm surprised you were able to pull yourself away from that library.
Twilight: If it were up to me, I'd spend the night. But we really should get back to Equestria.
Onyx: Good thinking.
Ariel: Hopefully it has everything you want to know.
Onyx: Alright, we'll get you girls back to Dimensional Monitoring and Travel. *communicator beeps* Guess Tai's ready. *answers* We'll be there soon. We need to get Twilight and her friends to Dimensional Monitoring and Travel. *hangs up* Alright, let's go.

Kaiju Research Lab

Onyx: *walks in with Ariel* Well, that was a thing. Never imagined I'd be hanging out with magical talking ponies.
Daichi: You'll get used to it.
Ariel: So where's Tai?
Daichi: Right here. *pushes a button on an intercom* Send him in.
*the doors open*
Ariel: Wow.
Onyx: Ho-ly shit...

Kron's Base, the next day

Male Ghidorah Class: *rushes in with a newspaper* Kron! Take a look at this! *shows a headline titled "Mayor's Son to Wed Youngest Daughter of King Triton"*
Kron: Well, then...
Female Ghidorah Class: I'm surprised it took this long.
Male Ghidorah Class: Also, they've been seen hanging around a bunch of ponies.
Kron: You mean the talking ones from that one dimension?
Male Ghidorah Class: What else?
Kron: What the hell?
Male Ghidorah Class: That's what I said. Plus they're all girls. Looks like Serizawa's got a harem.
Female Ghidorah Class: Shut up.
Kron: Well, those ponies are magical creatures. Maybe we can drain that magic from them.
Female Ghidorah Class: I have to admit, that's the smartest idea you've had in a while. But at the same time, that might give Serizawa another reason to nail your head to a wall.
Male Ghidorah Class: So what you're saying is, we can't fucking win.
Female Ghidorah Class: At least somebody gets it.
Kron: Would you two relax? My ride to Japan will be here tonight. Soon we'll have everything we need to bring this entire island to its knees.

Lizodia Sattelite Monitoring

Tai: *runs in with Onyx and Ariel* What's going on?
Ariel: Why is there a feed from Honnouji up?
Daichi: Satsuki decided to put everyone through this "Naturals Election" all week.
Ariel: So why are you just now telling us?
Daichi: Because nothing really noteworthy happened until today. Today's what Satsuki's calling the "Sudden Death Runoff Election." All the remaining students had to fight each other to get on one of five pillars to get a Three-Star Goku Uniform. Of course the ones who made it were Ryuko and the Elite Four.
Tai: Since it was them instead of other students, did anything change?
Daichi: Ryuko's gonna fight each Elite Four member one on one. We got the feed up just in time. If she beats them all, Satsuki will tell her the deatails about her father's death.
Onyx: Sounds like a hell of a show. Where's the popcorn?
Tai: Even better, we might find out who murdered Issin Matoi.
*three fights later, an unknown girl drops in between Ryuko and Sanageyama*
Tai: NUI HARIME?
Ariel: Oh no...
Onyx: What the hell is the Grand Couturier doing there?
Tai: Isn't it obvious? Ragyo sent her there.
Onyx: Good point.
*Harime severs the Banshi on Sanageyama's Goku Uniform*
Tai: WHAT?
Onyx: HOW THE FUCK?
Ariel: She severed the Banshi just like that?
Onyx: If this bitch shows up here, we're fucked.
*Harime pulls out the other Scissor Blade*
Onyx: YOU'RE SHITTING ME!
Tai: Yeah, this is bad.
*Ryuko has lost her shit and transformed into... this thing*
Onyx: Well, this is going to Hell.
Ariel: That's putting it mildly.
Lizodian: Sir! We have another live feed coming from the airport.
Daichi: Put it up next to the Honnouji feed!
*a feed showing Kron stepping onto a plane with the Revocs logo is put up*
Onyx: What the hell is he doing on a Revocs plane?
Tai: Whatever it is, it's not good.

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Life Fiber Research Lab

Tai: *walks in with Onyx and Ariel* What's up?
Daichi: With the developments at Honnouji, we need to work on developing anti-Life Fiber weapons for you three.
Tai: I still haven't decided what mine should be. Thinking of changing things up.
Onyx: Whatever's a good sidearm for when I run out of ammo for my guns.
Daichi: We could get you both. The guys at Nudist Beach have guns that shoot anti-Life Fiber needles.
Onyx: Sounds good.
Ariel: I was thinking a trident like Daddy.
Tai: Maybe we should head to the Training Facility before making a decision.
Daichi: Good idea.

EDF Training Facility

Tai: *looking at the weapon rack* Let's see...
Ariel: *sees a trident* Here we go. *grabs it and activates some training bots*
Onyx: So many good looking ones, but I need to be able to use it while flying.
Tai: Well that goes for all three of us.
Ariel: *stabs a bot, lifts it over her head then throws it off the trident into another bot*
Onyx: Nice!
Ariel: *knocks another bot into the air, flies up and slams it to the ground and lands* I like this!
Onyx: Damn!
Tai: Looks like that's one weapon down.
Ariel: Yup. *puts the trident back on the weapon rack*
Onyx: *sees a battleaxe* Hel-lo. *decapitates a bot, cleaves another in two then bisects a third right down the middle* Oh, hell yeah! *puts is back on the weapon rack* Now it's just you.
Tai: Looks like you could strap something like that to your back. *sees a war scythe* I could use more range, why not? *grabs it and takes down a few bots at the same time while maintaining a safe distance* I'm liking this!
Onyx: So it's settled then?
Tai: Yeah, it is. Though I'll see if they can build me one that allows the blade to be adjusted, in case I wanna try the Grim Reaper-style blade placement, as impractical for combat it is.
Onyx: Considering Ryuko's weapon is half of a giant pair of scissors, I don't think you need to worry about practicality that much.
Tai: We're also talking about a weapon made from hardened Life Fibers.
Onyx: Good point.
Ariel: It should be fine either way.


(Have some filler! It just came to me on the spot.)