RP Sandbox (AKA non-canon messing around)

[Invader TAK]

Alright, here it is! Basically non-canon RP-style posts go here. There's no limit as long as it's not canon. SO GO NUTS! Have this bit I wrote up a long time ago, I'll probably expand on it later, more than I just did.

*at a villain meetup, everyone's discussing how they lost/died before they were revived for this event*

Most Disney Villains: In my movies, I fell to my death. In Kingdom Hearts, I got beat by a kid with a giant key. Sometimes on top of falling to my death.
Dr. Wily: I keep losing to that stupid robot Mega Man.
Bowser: I keep losing to those stupid plumbers.
Palpatine: I was thrown down a shaft into Death Star's main reactor by my apprentice because I was electrocuting his son to death.
Hades: In my movie, I lost to the son of Zeus. In Kingdom Hearts, I was beaten by the kid with the giant key.
Ridley: I keep getting blown up by that bitch Samus. But one time, she actually freaked out! It was hilarious! Right up until she snapped out of it and proceeded to hand me my own tail.
Tirek: My first incarnation was killed by a rainbow.
*record scratch as everyone falls silent*
Hades: What about your second?
Tirek: My second incarnation, the one I currently take the form of, suffered a similar fate, only this time the rainbow didn't kill.
*everyone else except the MLP villains start laughing*
Discord: Those rainbows are painful, you know.
Maleficent: Wow, you ACTUALLY lost to a rainbow. How pathetic.
Discord: Not just any rainbow, a rainbow powered by friendship.
*the Disney and Kingdom Hearts villains stop laughing*
Maleficent: I am so sorry...
Braig: First Keyblade wielders, now candy colored ponies are weaponizing friendship. What's next?
Chrysalis: At least Discord and Tirek didn't get backstabbed by their own meal...
Maleficent: What do you feed on?
Chrysalis: Delicious love.
Hades: Ouch. Those ponies sound like a tough crowd.
Chrysalis: You have no idea.
Tirek: So why are you here, Discord? You are reformed now.
Discord: Yes, but I couldn't resist an occasion such as this.
Hades: Well, we got more Disney villains on the way, including the new guy.
Scar: Oh yes, our new evil prince.
Discord: Oooh, sounds like it'll be fun to mess with him.

[Spectre]

There is a large, purple building with an enormous Neon signs and window/door frames, called the "Proud Purple Person's Pub", the Four P's lined vertically on the sign. There are numerous vehicles parked outside.

Inside the pub, the building remains true to its name. Its a gathering place for purple characters, or people wearing purple, with Spectre working as bartender. Barbatos is sitting at a stool in front of numerous shot glasses, FD Spectre(Behemoth for short) is patrolling the building in his humanoid form, evidently acting as a bouncer.

Barbatos:Hit me again!

Spectre:Are you sure dood? thats 30 shots...How are you not wasted?

Barbatos:I have high tolerance, now come on..I'm thirsty!

Spectre pours him a glass.

Behemoth:*has his arms crossed, looking down at Barbatos* Why is he even in here? He's not purple, nor is he wearing anything purple!

Behemoth:He used to be purple before his palette swap, and once a member always a member!

FD Spectre:*Shrugs* You're the boss. *Continues patrolling the bar*

Ridley walks into the building, he has to stoop down to get through the door.

Spectre:*Waves* Hey! Ridley! How'd the interview go?

Ridley:*Is wearing grey formal pants, and a white shirt with an unkempt black tie* Ugh. Same as it always goes...*Sighs and sits down at the bar, shaking his head*

Spectre:Sakurai leaving you brutally ambiguous, huh?

Ridley:ugh, YES. He won't just outright tell me if I'm in or not, he just makes me do the shadow thing and it leaves us all hanging!....Got any Vodka.

Barbatos:*Hands him a full bottle* bought this for myself, but it looks like you need it alot more.

Ridley:Ah, you're a lifesaver Barbas! *Takes a long swig*...Ugh...I've been wanting to get into Smash for years..And I've always been shown the door...But atleast I was never teased like this, I don't know whether to be hopeful or pissed!

Spectre:Don't worry Ridley, you're a shoe in!

Ridley:Thats what you said last time...

Spectre:True...But you're being teased an awful lot and Sakurai hasn't said anything explicit, this could be your time to shine!

Ridley:I hope so man..I really hope so....*Swigs more Vodka* Honestly, at this point I wish he'd just outright say whether I was in or not! This suspense is killing me...*Takes a few pills out of his pocket and eats them*

Spectre:You sure thats a good idea?

Ridley:Over-the-counter headache pills, I've done it before.

Spectre:Okay then, but I'm limiting you to that Vodka bottle. Can't get my customers killed.

Barbatos:*looking at the menu* "Chateu Romani"? The hell is that?

Spectre:Oh, you haven't heard?! Hyrule Warriors is coming out and to celebrate we're temporarily stocking Chateu Romani. Its a rather strong, medicinal alcohol made from milk, very invigorating.

Barbatos:...Alcohol distilled from Milk? Sounds rancid....I'll take twelve shots!

Spectre hands him four glass bottles full.

Spectre:They come in whole bottles, no shots. But thats about the equivalent of twelve shots.

Barbatos:*looks at them*...Hrm..*Takes a swig*...Not bad...*Guzzles the whole thing*

Ridley: Huh, I wanna try that. Can you give me two of those shots for the rest of this Vodka bottle?

Barbatos:Sure.

The two trade and Ridley begins drinking the milkohol.

Ridley:....Hm! This is good!

Specre:Yeah, back in hyrule it's often given to children with special privelages.

Ridley:I dunno, it tastes kinda strong....

Spectre:*Shrugs* Drinking age in Hyrule is ten years.

Barbatos:Ten years!? *Cackles* Thats absurd!

Ridley:its not exactly the most modern continent.

The door opens, a BADASS VAMPIRE LORD enters, looking somewhat neutral in expression. He takes a seat at the BARSTOOL, and orders a can of BLOD LITE.

Spectre:Hey Bavl! Hows it going.

The BADASS VAMPIRE LORD, Who will be called BAVL for short(And because that very well be his real name) responds that he is doing fairly WELL due to the lack of ACTIVITY in his GIMP ADVENTURE. Due to his SHENNIGANS he is often getting LAID, second BASE, and BLOOD.

Spectre:Well thats good to here. *hands him a can of Blod Lite* Make sure you keep coming back, you're the only patron of mine who drinks this stuff!

Ridley:Takes like copper mixed in with cheap beer...

[Invader TAK]

*back at the villain meetup*

Hades: Hey, where'd that purple dragon go?
Bowser: He's desperately trying to get into Smash Bros. Sakurai just keeps teasing the poor guy.
Hades: Ouch.
Ganondorf: He'll never get in.
Bowser: Tell that to Wii Fit Trainer!
Unknown Voice: Now now, this is no time to be fighting.
Hades: Who are you?
*FD Reptilius, FD Ariel and some other Disney villains walk into view*
Ursula: What are you two doing here?
FD Reptilius: Oh, right. You don't know about us.
FD Ariel: We're evil alternates.
Ursula: I see.
Hades: Hey, there's the new guy!
Hans (obviously): Hello.
FD Reptilius: Indeed. We also brought some villains that aren't as noted.
Chrysalis: He looks out of place. You sure he's not another Prince Charming?
FD Reptilius: Definitely not.
Chrysalis: Alright then, what did you do that was so bad?
Hans: I tried marrying a girl just to get the throne of her kingdom.
Chrysalis: Sounds basic.
Hans: I also tried to kill her sister, who just happened to have ice powers.
FD Reptilius: Basically this girl was naive as hell and agreed to marry the first guy she met.
Chrysalis: How stupid. So how did you lose?
Hans: She sacrificed herself to save her sister from me, which thawed her heart.
Chrysalis: How did that do it?
FD Reptilius: A subversion of the usual "true love" trope. This time it was sisterly love.
Chrysalis: Sounds delicious all the same!
Hans: You alright, uh...?
Chrysalis: Queen Chrysalis.
FD Reptilius: She's a changeling, she feeds on love.
Hans: Oh...
Discord: So, you betrayed that girl?
Hans: Yes.
Discord: I see... Anyway, I must be going. Here you go, Hans. *snaps fingers and a bunch of snakes appear in front of Hans then he vanishes*
Hans: *screams*
FD Reptilius: *incinerates the snakes* Excuse Discord, but he hates betrayal.
FD Ariel: That, and he probably had to get back to Fluttershy, wherever she is.
FD Reptilius: Right.

[Invader TAK]

*at the villains meetup, Master Xehanort walks in with Isa and his younger self*

Braig: There's the old man.
Msster Xehanort: Braig, on our way here three stars went out.
Braig: Ok, three more worlds fell to darkness. No big loss.
Young Xehanort: We believe they were universes that collapsed.
Hades: Ouch. What happened?
Master Xehanort: We believe this happened due to the legendary Err Bear, which feeds on dying universes.
Maleficent: Do you think it will come here?
Master Xehanort: This universe is protected. Remember, the writers that be have declared this universe to be non-canon and have started using the Err Bear to wipe the slate clean.
Chrysalis: How exactly do you know all this?
Master Xehanort: Consider it research.

*in a town*

SBVQ Tai: Ugh, fucking bear... *sees Ariel laying on the ground* Ariel! *runs up to her*
SBVQ Ariel: *waking up* Tai...? What happened?
SMBQ Tai: I remember dying after getting attacked by some strange blue bear.
SBVQ Ariel: *stands up* Did we just lose our universe?
SBVQ Tai: Looks like it
Unknown Voice: We lost ours as well!
SBVQ Tai: *turns around to see who it is* Onyx? Wait, are you the one from that invading universe?
FD Onyx: Damn right I am. And it looks like there's more than just us.
SBVQ Tai: *looking around to see a bunch of people and even a bunch of ponies* Holy shit...
FD Reptilius: *walks up with FD Ariel* I am now calling this phenomenon "Total Universal Collapse."
SBVQ Tai: For once, I agree with you.
FD Ariel: Only because we lost our universes.
SBVQ Tai: We can worry about kicking each other's asses later. We need to round up everyone.

(Feel free to also consider this topic a "home" for characters orphaned from their original RPs, kinda like Traverse Town.)

[Spectre]

Spectre:*Watching the news* Well, looks like our old home got destroyed by the Err Bear. Probably for the best, being stuck in that purgatory sucked.

Barbatos:*swigs down some more "milk"* Eeesh, I hope our RP doesn't die.

Spectre:*Cleaning a mug* I wouldn't hold my breath dood. Due to how freaking slow RPs move these days momentum is rare as rainbow rocking horse shit. A plot, no matter how brilliant or fun, can only idle in one's mind for so long before decaying.

Barbatos:Well our authors are older now and therefore more busy. Can't really be helped. *swig*

Spectre:I know...*sighs*I remember back when our RPs would get new posts every day or two. Something always going on...Now its just planning, exposition, and eventually death! I'm frickin' tired of it dood!


Barbatos:*Sulks* I atleast want my RP to live long enough to where I can pull Valentine's Fudoshi off with my teeth!

Ridley:Fu-what now?

Barbatos:Its a male japanese undergarment. Strange, I know, but it looks so good on her! *Snaps his jaws*

Spectre:*uncomfortable* Errr...Ok...(Yeesh, he's like my polar opposite.)

Ridley:Barbatos, why are you so perverse?

Barbatos:I'm a demon! What do you expect? A purity ring?

Spectre:Maybe wearing one would help?

Barbatos:What? Its a stupid gimmick some moral guardian group made up! Like it'll keep me from having fun!

Spectre:Actually, theres one developed by the Anai'Konda that will completely and utterly repress every sexual thought, feeling, and action outside of marriage. *Holds up his finger* I got one after fornicating with my female alternate, made me feel guilty as hell! This should keep me in check.

Ridley:*Holds out his hand, he has a purity ring along with a wedding band* I got one to.

Behemoth:*Holds out his hand, he has several* I get one for each wife, being a polygamist rocks.

Barbatos:...Seriously!? WHY WOULD YOU WEAR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!?

Spectre:..Because we want to?

*Everyone nods in agreement, besides Barbatos, who is utterly repulsed*

Barbatos:But..But I'm not married! I mean, adultery is a line even I wouldn't cross, but still-

Spectre:*Holds out a ring* Here dood, try one.

Barbatos:Fine! Put it on this finger! *Flips him the bird* I'm getting out of-

Spectre slips the ring on his finger.

Barbatos:*looks terrified, begins trying to get it off* WHAT THE!? I CAN'T GET IT OFF!!!

Spectre:Yeah, its stuck.

Barbatos:YOU SICK, EVIL BASTARD!! ARGH!!! *begins chewing his finger* WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?

Ridley:I think you'll find that its actually quite liberating to wear.

Barbatos:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Spectre:Calm down dood, it's not that bad. Try to think for a minute.

Barbatos:YOU TOOK AWAY MY ABILITY TO FUCK, YOU SICK PRICK! HOW CAN YOU EVEN SUGGEST FOR ME TO CALM DOWN!?

Etna walks into the bar, she looks around.

Spectre:...Etna!?

Etna:SPECTRE!

Etna leaps onto Spectre, he holds her and they begin kissing passionately, Spectre walks back into the shelves, knocking them down.

Barbatos:But..How are you...I thought it supresses eveything sexual!?

Ridley:Outside of marriage, Barbatos. Once you find that special someone, they're fair game!

Barbatos:But...They divorced didn't they!?

Spectre:*temporarily breaks away from the kissing* Technically seperated!*Gets back to it*

Ridley:Well the ring works like this, basically. It actually affects your brain to imprint on one person, and one person only. Therefore, most people just get the ring once they've found their soul-mate since you can't get it off.... Also encourages people to think real hard before making such a powerful commitment.

Barbatos:....*sigh* Ok. I can live with that...Erm, how does the thing imprint?

Behemoth:Imprints on whoever you're thinking of at the moment of slipping it on.*Checks behind the bar*...Oh hell. *Puts a noise-drowning tent over Spectre and Etna, then steps over* Well boys, looks like I'm taking over the bar while Spectre's on hiatus.

Barbatos:Whew, then I'm safe..*thinks*...Is that girl that just pounced on the bartender even legal?

Behemoth:She's nearly 1,500 years old. besides, legal age in the Netherworld is twelve.

Barbatos:Twelve!? Are you SERIOUS!?

Behemoth:Yup.

Barbatos:*grumbles* I thought Japan was bad...*Swigs down another drink*....Hey Ridley, I notice you got on a wedding band, you married?


Ridley:Obviously.

Behemoth:To WHO?

Ridley:Rosalina.

*Crickets chirp*

Ridley:What? Princess too good for a lowly space dragon?

Barbatos:No its just...Wow, nice going.

Ridley:*Narrows eyes* Thanks. She and the kids are the light of my life.

Behemoth:Kids?

Ridley:Lumas.

Behemoth:Thats sweet, I wanna have kids...

[Invader TAK]

Discord: *appears* Fluttershy? *sees her then teleports to her* Thank Celestia.
FD Reptllius: Who the hell is he?
SBVQ Tai: That's Discord. Surprised you never ran into him.
FD Reptilius: Ah, yes. Poor bastard was still a statue in my universes' Equestria.
FD Ariel: Good thing, too.
SBVQ Twilight: *wakes up* What happened? *stands up*
FD Reptilius: At least three universes suffered a collapse. We all got thrown into this.
FD Ariel: Maybe we can figure out how to do the same to other universes.
FD Reptilius: What's the damn point? We're stuck here now. The powers that be have us by the balls.
SBVQ Ariel: *walks up with three unknown human females, one of them insanely long blonde hair, one with strawberry blonde hair and one with shorter blonde hair in a braid* Hey, Tai. Look who I found.
SBVQ Tai: I feel like I should know these three. *motions to the one with insanely long blonde hair* Rapunzel. *motions to the one with strawberry blonde hair* Anna. *motions to the one with shorter blonde hair in a braid* Elsa. You're all Disney Princesses.
Elsa: Actually, I'm a queen.
SBVQ Tai: You're still being added to the lineup.
FD Reptilius: Wait, Disney is allowing a queen to be added to their princess lineup? That's, actually surprising.
SBVQ Twilight: It's more than Hasbro would do.
Elsa: That is true.
Anna: After our movie made a billion dollars worldwide, we were set!
SBVQ Tai: A BILLION DOLLARS?
SBVQ Twilight: That's remarkable!
SBVQ Tai: Anyway, we still need to round up everyone, as well as find a place to go.
Elsa: I could make one.
SBVQ Tai: I dunno how everyone would react to a place made out of magical ice, but keep that in mind.

[Shadow Scryer]

SBVQ Shadow: (Has numerous physical changes since he was last seen. His right eye is green and cybernetic, left arm has turned metallic veins down his front are more apparent and metal and the back of his entire torso has turned to metal.) *Wandering around aimlessly* You know, you’d think we’d find something interesting to do even after Honji left. She didn’t leave us, mouthbreather. Yeah, she kinda did after you opened your mouth, dumbass. I disagree. She seemed fairly accepting, considering. Considering what?! You don’t just come out and say “Oh hey, I’m the evil overlord of a dimension that tried to take over yours and I’ve kinda stuck my mind in your boyfriend as a backup plan to escape death!” I did no such thing. Anyway, Orochi needed help constructing after the whole behemoth thing sort of stopped and you are FAR from the best overlord ever. (Bitterly) She still left. Oh for the- fine. You want proof she wants to be here, check your phone. *Does so* Now check you messages. *Does so*

Message 1: Greetings, Overlord Shadow sir! Wait, you don’t want me to call you that… I’m sorry, but it looks like Lord Orochi wants me to help with the frozen invaders… invadsicles? No, that's terrible. I’m sorry about how I acted to Bl- Wait, I can’t type his name in case someone sees this and tries to kill you. Anyway, I’ve gotten over it and if he’s in your head I know he won’t be able to do anything stupid. And no matter what happens, you’re still my hero. –Honji Tsu.

Message 2: Still miss you. I’ll get a guide to help me try finding you as soon as I’m free. –Honji Tsu.

Shlades(? Trying something to fuse both names. It’s subject to change): When the hell did we get this?! Last night. (Mockingly) I didn’t want to disturb your beauty rest. *Growls* I swear, you’re like a more annoying version of Edward Hyde. (Mock indignant) I am not. *Turns* Am I, Xiraxi?

Xiraxi::.....*Scratches the back of her head*......You ok?

Shadow: I'm pissed. I'm fine, thank you for asking.

Xiraxi:...That voice sounded familiar...*begins pondering*

Shadow: Xiraxi, we've been over this. I was the overlord of the metal dimension before my defeat. Injecting Scryer with metal I could transfer my conciousness into upon death was a backup plan that was only supposed to be temporary. It did not work.

Shadow: Of course, this makes it far easier to sing The Confrontation.

Xiraxi: BLADE!? *reaches into her pack, sliding on a pair of lightsplitter busters and aiming them* I MADE THESE THINGS OVER THE COURSE OF FOUR HOURS LAST NIGHT, i WAS SLEEP DEPRIVED, THEY ARE HIGHLY BUGGY AND UNSTABLE. GET OUT OF THE OVERLORD BEFORE I ACCIDENTALLY BREATHE WRONG AND KILL US ALL!!!

Shadow: *Sighs* Believe me, I would if I could. This... "Err bear" seems to have fused me to his body though. I couldn't leave if I tried. (Glumly) It's true. He can't. Put those things down, he's not dangerous any more. Especially with the only Purstl living here being Melaks group.

Xiraxi: Oh, ok then. *Lowers busters, deactivating them and putting them in her pack*

Shadow: We had better keep going. It would be unfortunate if we were to happen across our Forsaken Dimension counterparts.

Xiraxi: Wait, they’re still alive?

Shadow: Yep. A whole army of them. Both Behemoths, a bunch of Lizodians and just as many Sargs anyway. Last Orochi checked, they were still frozen by the Err Bear. I don’t know what they’re doing to prepare for- They’re building a mile-high tower with a gigantic block of cement set to drop when motion is detected at ground level., guarded day and night by soldiers armed with technology reverse-engineered from the disassembled alternate Inferno and these “Lightsplitter” weapons. … Huh. Well that’s one way to do it, I guess. *Glances at Xiraxi* Hey, didn’t your pack used to be two or three times as big as you?

Xiraxi: (Grinning) I threw it out and designed this one from scratch using poke’ball technology! What I put in it shrinks to fit so I can carry more without being weighed down!

After a while, they cone across a sign

Shadow: Purple Persons Pub? Sounds like a gay bar. (Angrily) Purple is not a poofter colour! I know, but the foolish consider it to be so. I propose we check and if it’s not occupied by them, we stay a while. Our legs are killing me. Whiner. … Alright, it might be an interesting place to stop for a while. *Sees Xiraxis uncertain expression* They’ll probably have something you like.

Xiraxi: *Mutters, arms crosses* Don’t care about drinking.

Shadow: I’m sure they have a spare workbench or something.

Xiraxi: *Sprints past them* Whatareyouwaitingforlet’sGO!



Elsewhere;



Honji: *Humming to herself, absently looking around her designated area, having been assigned to part of the field where the FD armies conveniently warped together and were subsequently frozen, courtesy of the Err Bear*

A Lizodian begins to move, slowly regaining his colour.

Honji: ! *Moves so fast she appears to teleport to her destination just behind him, her kusari-gamas blade at his throat*

Lizodian: *Fully regains his colour and gasps*

Honji: *Tears the blade through his neck, leaving only his spine keeping his head attached to the body*

Hate: (Over the radio) Another one wake up?

Honji: Yes. *Looks around* I’m surprised they’re still like this, since the forum was frozen ages ago by now.

Hate: Hey, our RPer was a lazy asshole who couldn’t remember to keep working unless the other two reminded him. Still, it’s because our topic wasn’t touched for so long that the effect’s still holding. If we’re lucky, we’ll get the deathtrap complete before the behemoths start moving.

Honji: Why? The RPers won’t let us die… *Remembers how long it was since SBVQ was posted in before it was locked* I think.

Hate: Don’t worry about it, we all know they wouldn’t. The problem is that while you won’t die, a LOT of us will and we don’t want another drawn-out, never-ending plotline like the unintentional invasion. So… Why did you stay here instead of accompanying the Overlord?

Honji: … I love traveling with him don’t get me wrong, but we lost track of Specter after the Err Bear and the interesting things seemed to happen only when he was nearby. And I have one of the fastest reaction times in the budding empire, so I’m needed here more than with him. But I’ll still jump at the chance to rejoin him after this is done.

Hate: Excellent. I was getting a bit worried about you.

[Invader TAK]

FD Reptilius: So Anna, what happened to that prince you got engaged to the day you met him?
Anna/Elsa: Don't ask.
FD Repttilius: *sarcastically* Sore subject? I'm so sorry.
SBVQ Tai: Keep it up and I'll rip out your heart and shove it down your throat.
FD Reptilius: I get the feeling we can't die in this universe. *gets sliced in half*
SBVQ Tai: *holding his scythe* Wanna bet?
FD Reptilius: *reforms* Well, there's that out of the way.
SBVQ Tai: Well damn.
*suddenly Draco runs up and kicks FD Reptilius in the head*
SBVQ Tai: The hell?
Draco: That's for kidnapping Aera and using her to charge the vault key, you son of a BITCH!
FD Reptilius: *stands back up* I did no such thing.
Draco: You were, though.
FD Reptilius: That is beside the point. *gets an ice blast to his chest*
Aera: *walks up* No, it's not.
Elsa: I thought I was the only one with ice powers around here.
SBVQ Ariel: Our RPer had the idea to give me ice powers years before your movie was even planned.
SBVQ Tai: Yeah, he thought it made sense.
SBVQ Twilight: We still need to find everyone.
SBVQ Tai: Yeah, we need to stop screwing around.

[Invader TAK]

SBVQ Tai: *stands in front of a building made of ice* Nicely done, Elsa.
SBVQ Rainbow Dash: This. Is. AWESOME!
Elsa: Thanks. I love being to use my powers for good.
Discord: I don't know, it could use some more chaos. *gets glared at by Fluttershy* Ok, maybe not...
FD Reptilius: How whipped. *gets trolled by Discord*
Fluttershy: That's enough, Discord.
SBVQ Ariel: You know, it's probably just as well that we didn't have to deal with Tirek.
SBVQ Tai: Yeah, he would have handed us our asses. Anyway, let's go in and set things up!

*back at the villain meetup*

Hades: *looking out an open window* Hey, check this out.
Braig: *walks over* Whoa, that building looks like it's made out of ice!
Hans: Ice? Elsa...
Isa: Maybe she will be included in Kingdom Hearts III.
Hades: Considering that movie made over a billion dollars worldwide, I wouldn't be surprised.
Master Xehanort: It would be interesting.
Braig: Plus it'd please the fans.
Gothel: How about Tangled?
Turbo: Or Wreck-it Ralph! That would be Turbo-tastic!
Dr. Fallicer: The Heartless would make good Friends on the Other Side.
Braig: Yeah, the Heartless could betray you, too.
Maleficent: The Heartless would only use you. It takes real power to control them.
Hades: I never bothered with the Heartless. I just use ones who need a ticket out of the Underworld.
Sephiroth: Such as that fool, Cloud?
Hades: Yeah, like him.
Master Xehanort: Back to the ice building, I would not do anything against it. We are still bound by the rules of this universe.

(Quickie post before passing out, so I'll fix any issues with it when I wake up)

[Invader TAK]

*outside the town, an FD Lizodian squad is being slaughtered by Lucy*

Lucy: *tears apart another soldier* Anyone else?
FD Lizodian: FUCKING BITCH! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT! *gets his head sliced off by one of Lucy's vectors*
FD Onyx: Looks like it's just us, Lucy. You're unable to be killed and so am I. Only the nameless ones can die.
Lucy: You say that like I'm unaware of how this universe works.
Onyx: Well whatever. We might as well get to seeing what this town is all about.

*at the Ice Palace*

Tai: *onstage with the humanized Mane Six holding an electric guitar* Alright, let's get this thing started!
*the band starts playing this song*
SBVQ Onyx: It would be a Japanese rock song.
SBVQ Ariel: That's our Tai.

[Invader TAK]

*a blizzard is kicking up as another FD Lizodian army lead by the FD Mane Six + Princesses marches toward the town*

FD Lizodian: How much farther?
Heartbreaker: Shouldn't be that far.
Prism Blast: Sure, just ignore the blizzard is getting worse!
Pinkamena: I HATE BLIZZARDS!
Solar Flare: Would you all keep moving?
Nightmare Moon: You heard her, foals!
FD Lizodian: Do we look like we're ponies?
Dark Star: Keep up that tone and you'll be turned into one!
FD Lizodian: Ok, ok. Damn...
*suddenly a blast of ice strikes Solar Flare, who shrugs it off*
Female Voice: Going somewhere, lizards and ponies?
Nightmare Moon: Who goes there?
Unknown Female: *walks into view, she is familiar yet different at the same time* Oh, just a manifestation of an idea our RPer he might have used if he didn't sic the Err Bear on our universes.
FD Lizodian: Oh, you would have been our version of that ice bitch. Now we know who to blame this damn blizzard on.
Unknown Female: *starts freezing the Lizodian* The name is Queen Elsa! *turns the FD Lizodian into a statue*
Dark Star: What is with our RPer and his fascination with Frozen all of a sudden? I think he needs to rethink his stance on it versus Tangled.
Nightmare Moon: Sounds like a conflict. From what I understand, he finds Rapunzel adorable and thinks Flynn is a better male lead but he sees some of himself in Elsa.
FD Elsa: He also adores my song.
Another FD Lizodian: Seems like the only song in your movie he really likes.
FD Elsa: He likes a couple others. But he does hate the Troll song.
FD Lizodian: Yeah, that song sucks ass.
*suddenly a pillar of fire appears between FD Elsa and the group of FD Lizodians and ponies*
FD Lizodian: Looks like you're dead now, bitch! *gets incinerated*
*the pillar of fire vanishes, leaving FD Reptilius*
FD Elsa: Looks like we meet at last, lizard emperor.
FD Reptilius: Indeed. You know Elsa, it's a good thing for you the Err Bear struck when it did.
FD Elsa: What makes you think that?
FD Reptilius: Because if you had resisted, I would have personally burned our universe's version of Arendelle to the ground. In any case, we might as well go back to town. It's been growing since the Err Bear attacked.

[Invader TAK]

*at the Villain's Club*

*the doors fly open Dark Pit, Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings walk in with a shit eating grins on their faces*
Hades: Yeesh, what's with them?
Bowser: They all got into Super Smash Bros. 4. Ain't that right, kids?
Boswer Jr. + Koopalings: YEAH!
K. Rool: Lucky them...
Ganondorf: Yes.. how nice.
Hades: What's your problem?
Bowser: He's mad that he's still a Captain Falcon clone.
*the doors slam open again and the FD group from earlier walks in*
FD Reptilius: Sorry that took so long.
Hans: *noticing FD Elsa* What are you doing here?
Chrysalis: And why are those little ponies here?
FD Elsa: *freezes Hans' mouth shut* We're alternates like Ariel here.

*at the Proud Purple Person's Pub*

Ridley: *is drowning his sorrows* This sucks! *takes a swig of his Chateau Romani*
Mewtwo: There is still the chance we will be in with downloadable content.
Ridley: Yet that chump Dark Pit got in over us! EVEN THE DAMN DUCK HUNT DOG GOT IN!
Mewtwo: Your in-RP wife made it in. That must count for something.
Ridley: It does, but that damn Sakurai TEASED me!
Mewtwo: This will take some time...

[Spectre]

That night At the Proud Purple Person's Pub.

Spectre is excitedly bouncing and giggling in front of a computer. He's waiting for something to download. He's wearing headphones.

Etna:*Lying in bed, trying to sleep* You're STILL watching that thing load on Steam?

Spectre:*Roars like a velociraptor with a look of soul-searing fury*

Etna:Okay, Okay! Sorry I asked!

Spectre:You wouldn't understand.

Etna:Why?

Spectre:..Because.

Etna:..

Spectre:Look, I have been waiting since the primordial soup for this game to be released. It's the second biggest event I've looked forward to, topped only by the second coming of Jesus.

Etna:..*A little frightened* honey, are you feeling alright?

Spectre:*Screams wildly* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

99% loaded.

Spectre:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSSSSSSHHHHHHH~

"Skull Age has finished downloading, hopefully it will be Worth the Weight!"

Spectre:GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!


Downstairs.

Behemoth:*Hears Spectre scream*


Ridley:What was that?

Behemoth:Sex Night, by the sound of it.

Ridley:Oh..Well, hit me again.



Back upstairs.

Spectre is babbling like a lunatic in front of his computer.

Spectre:Ok...Top quality gaming rig for maximum performance..Check! Portable toilet! *looks beside him*Check! Monthly rations! *look* check! Friends on....? WHERE THE FUCK IS SHADOW AND TAK, I PMED THIS TO THEM TWO DAYS AGO.

"Shadow has logged on*


Shadow:Specter? Are you there? I'm going to the character creation screen... now. *Does so* ... Music's not bad. Looks like there are three options followed by "Create-a-character". Barbatos, Scryer and Xiraxi. ... I think I'll play as Scryer, but might as well check out the options for creating a character. *Clicks it*

Spectre:AGH, DON'T SPOIL IT FOR ME YOU NINCOMPOOP!!!!

Shadow:Woah! Sorry, I thought you were already on!

Spectre:Okay..Okay..*Begins playing*

The title screen pops up.

Spectre:Yeah..YEAH...YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

He mashes the buttons savagely and enters the character selection screen.

Character select theme

Spectre:ITS LIKE INTERCOURSE FOR MY EARS!!!!

Etna:WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP!? I need my beauty sleep!

Spectre:No you don't, dear. *Smiles* *Whispers* It's like intercourse for my ears!!!Ok..Ok...*loks at the characters* Huh, Xiraxi, Scryer, Barbatos..I never heard of these characters.

Scryer:Read something in a blog at how the game creators put their OCs in. Something called "Canonblender". This is suppose to be the most interactive game ever made, a collaboration between Bioware, Deep Silver, and Lab Zero....This is gonna be incredible..

Spectre:Hrrrrm....This guy looks sick! *Selects Barbatos*

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Announcer:BARBATOS!

"The scent of blood is in the air..."

Ambient music

Povegalia prison, Golden Island. Located approximately two-hundred miles away from New Meridian. This place is an ancient prison, holding many horrors within it's walls. Many of this age know it as a prison for extremely dangerous criminals with parasites, but in truth it's greatest purpose is for sealing the Abominations known as demons that have been gathered by the Trinitarian church during the Age of Darkness, to be held here forever..Or so they hoped.

A tall, broad-shouldered , long-limbed being is suspended over a fiery pit, wrapped in barbed chains. His head is encased in a metal mask, all the chains are connected to said mask.

??:..............................

A guard walks along, he's a hulking, blue-skinned brute standing around 8 feet tall. Most of his body is covered in a black, exectuioner style robe. He seems intoxicated.

Guard:*Sits down in front of Barbatos' enclosure*...Ugh...Damn it. Worst hangover ever, tight ass boss won't give "Sick Days".

??:....*Makes a squeaking noise*

A rat crawls up to the security camera and bites the wires, disabling it.

Another rat crawls along the ledge of the enclosure and behind the guard. He finds a key tied to his belt. He gnaws through the binding, and removes the key. He scurries up a chain, avoiding the fire, and uses it to open the lock on the prisoners mask.

The mask comes undone, all of the chains loosen and he falls into the pit of fire below, the rat falling in with him and roasting.

Guard:*Rubs his head as a long fingered, bony hand grabs the ledge of the enclosure.*

"Your plan is working, now you must feed if you hope to escape, make the guard regret his carelessness."

Barbatos:*Hands emerge from the fiery pit holding a chain, he wraps it around the guards neck and drags the screaming drunkard in*

"Silence him. Your jaws can tear through bone."

A sickening chomp is heard, quieting his screams. Horrid eating noises are heard, they last for three minutes.

A flaming figure leaps out of the enclosure and stands up, cracking his neck.

??:..........*looks at his arms*.............I'M ON FIRE!!!! *begins rolling around in a panic*FIRE FIRE FIRE FIIIIREEE!!

The fire goes out and he stands up.

Barbatos
Height:6'3
Weight: 180 LBS

Appearance: Tall, grotesque, and frightening. a classic boogeyman. Although his shoulders are wide, he's rather thin and lanky, long limbed. His fingers and toes are also long,, and clawed at the tip with slick, sharp black nails. His face is mildly canine in appearance, with a wide, toothy mouth maintaining a constant grin, large solid red eyes, a canine-like nose, and thick, black wild hair with a pair of very bushy eyebrows.

Guard 2:*Walks in* Hey Rupert, the security camera just went off are you-

Hlooks at the enclosure and notices it's empty, and the guard is missing.

Barbatos:*Growls and assumes a feral combat position, growling and grinning*

Despite having vast size advantage, the guard looks nervous, he's shaking as he points his halberd at Barbatos.

Barbatos:Your terror...Its so refreshing!

"Despite the intimidating look of this opponent, he fears you. Barbatos is unable to use weapons or armor, but he excells in close combat. He draws enemy aggression to him easily and has unmatched regeneration and evasion, his claws and teeth are his weapon of choice. Show this mortal he has every reason to be terrified."

Barbatos rushes the guard and leaps at him, the Guard impales him with his halberd, though Barbatos lets out a whine of pain, he roars and slides down the shaft of the polearm, reaching its unfortunate wielder and biting into his face, the cracking of the guard's shattering skull is sickening, he is finished off quickly.

"Barbatos gains a great advantage in battles when his foes are terrified. Use it to unleash gruesome killing blows to inspire more terror."

Barbatos gets on all fours and looms over the guards corpse.

"Take every opportunity to feed on your foes...."

He begins tearing into the guard's body, he eats him in a disturbingly short amount of time. After all the meat is stripped off the bones are cracked to a size that will fit and inserted into his gaping mouth.

An alarm begins blaring. The heavy footsteps of more guards are heard.

"Climb the wall and hide in the shadows. Numbers can overwhelm, you do not want to be locked up again, do you?"

Barbatos swiftly leaps onto a wall and distorts his limbs, climbing like a spider.

The guards run into the room and look around frightened. Barbatos is missing, along with two guards. The large gore puddle on the ground isn't encouraging.

"Crawl out of the door and head to the nearest air vent...Or not. Just be careful. Terror is one of Barbatos' greatest weapons."

Barbatos:..*Crawls onto the ceiling just above the guards*...

He drools, his saliva drips onto the head of a guard. The guard yells in a panic, Barbatos leaps down from the ceiling and executes him by driving his claws through his eyes, he hooks them down and yanks the lower part of his skull out of his face. He leaps to the other guard, who manages to block. Barbatos focuses on his weapon and bites down on it, snapping it in half. The guard goes berserk out of fear and begins striking at Barbatos with his fists. He leaps out of combat and into a shadow on the wall. The guard looks around, panicked.

Guard:WHERE ARE YOU!? STOP HIDING FROM ME, DAMN IT!! *begins hyperventilating*

Barbatos leaps from the shadows and stretches out his arms, his chest opens up vertically revealing a huge, nightmarish mouth lined with rib-like teeth. As he passes over the guard, his mouth completely takes off the guards head and shoulders, his arms distend and his body falls to the ground. Barbatos' chest closes up and retracts. He consumes the dead guards and crawls out of the door via the ceiling, making his way into an air vent.
Music

After traversing the vents for a while, he manages to find an exit leading to the outdoors.

"You've made it. Steal a boat and head to the mainland."

Barbatos:At long last...*Takes a long, deep breath*...Fresh sea air..I've forgotten almost completely how it smells....Wait..Sea air..Oh damn it all! *looks around, noticing the island is surrounded by water*

He cautiously heads to the harbor of the island, it's also heavily guarded. There is a ship beginning to depart, however.

Barbatos swiftly and stealthily makes it to the coast and begins to swim after the departing boat, he clings to the side with his claws before it fully leaves the dock, and crawls to the top of the boat. He walks into the captains cabin and grabs him by the head.

Barbatos:To the mainland, or I'll crush your skull into a pulp.

Captain:W-Who are you!?

Barbatos:I'm the one about to grip your skull into a paste. Now Move. And I might just let you go home and forget you ever saw me...

The captain begins to steer the boat towards New Meridian.

They arrive shortly.

Captain:We..We're here..Now please..let me go...

Barbatos:........*grips his head slightly*

Captain:NO-

Barbatos Knocks his head against the wheel, knocking him out cold. He departs the ship swiftly, and sets foot in Meridian harbor.

Barbatos:*Looks around* ....Incredible...I'm flabberghasted! *Blends into a crowd*

"The world is your playground."

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Spectre:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! THAT WAS SO SICK!! I LOVE IT!!! *Messages Shadow and Tai what happened in his game*

[Shadow Scryer]

SS: Hmm… *Clicks the character creation screen*

Game; (WARNING; The events experienced during a playthrough with a custom character may differ GREATLY from canon. In addition, you can only play multiplayer with canon characters)

SS: Damn. So much for that. *Selects Scryer*


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Just outside new Meridian.

The kingdom has enjoyed peace for a number of years now. Save internal struggles involving such groups as the Medici Mafia and the royal Renoir family. Still, it has been safe from larger threats such as all-out war, famine, plagues…

And the Skullheart.

The last of which is about due to occur again…

The screen brightens, showing a clearing in a forest at night. A foot lands just in front of the camera. Switch to a first-person view of a guy running, looking straight forward and panting, obviously out of breath and terrified. He comes to a tree and hides behind it. Cut to a different angle so we actually see him.

Black Egret: (In a shaky voice) I… I think I’m safe. *Looks around nervously, grabs a radio and speaks into it, shaking* Lady Parasoul, I’m not supposed to talk about this openly, but I don’t think I have enough time to deliver my letter to you. The Egrets need to be mobilized immediately. The-

Cut to a first-person perspective of someone looking down the scope of a sniper rifle.

??: Clever son of a bitch, aren’t you? *Cuts to a different angle to show it’s Scryer, lying in a prone position at the top of a hill while looking down his gun’s sights* Not like it matters, you’ll find out I’m trickier soon enough. … What on- *Switch back to first-person, looking to the sides, noticing what appear to be zombies moving out of the forest, towards the Egret slowly but purposefully*

Egret: No! Stay back! *Lifts his gun and opens fire, successfully managing to gun a gew down before he’s caught from behind and swarmed. His screams soon become a strangled gurgle and the zombies disperse*

Scryer: What the hell…? *Cut to gameplay* *Walks down the hill, checking to the sides and behind him so as to not be caught off guard. (CUTSCENE) Approaches the corpse which, while bloodied, appears in relatively good condition* (Mutters) What do you have that’s so important, I wonder? *Searches his pockets* *Growls* Not a damned thing. Wait… *Sees something in his left hand. Tries and fails to open it before hearing a growl behind him* *Swiftly removes a knife from his collection and throws it while spinning, the weapon hitting a zombie in the eye and killing it* Lucky me. *Sees three more approaching, triggering www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbEdSwyc6GA * Oh no… *Removes his seax from his back and severs the Egret’s hand*

Scryer is best in combat when his targets can’t see him. However, he CAN string short-ranged combos together in an open fight. Attack immediately after a blow hits and he will perform a critical strike. Perfect the timing and you will no longer have to worry about single opponants

Scryer: *Slashes across the zombies torso, followed by another one… and another*


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SS: Oh for fucks sake, let me take over!


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Scryer: *Strikes across the second zombies torso, followed by him skillfully flipping his weapon to backhand, stabs it in the gut and rips it out… followed by him stabbing it through the side of the neck, pulling it out and slicing it cleanly from shoulder to hip, part of the torso slowly sliding down*


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SS: Show off. The trick is to attack again just as the blade hits. You give it a shot. Oh, and crits can be chained.


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Scryer: *Strikes across the chest on the final one, strikes up, cleanly across the face*

Zombie: *Staggers back a step, clearly in pain*

Scryer: *Runs it through with his Seax, followed almost immediately by his left picking a knife from his collection and ramming it through the side of the corpse’s skull at eye level* *Pulls out both at once*

CUTSCENE

Scryer: *Flicks blood off his seax and looks around to see more emerging from the trees* Time to run. *He quickly darts back to New Meridian*

CUT TO LORENZO’S OFFICE IN THE MEDICI TOWER

Scryer: Employer, I believe we have a problem.

Lorenzo: Well? Out with it! And it had better be good!

Scryer: I tracked the Egret, but soon after I found him, he was… he was killed. By the dead. He was holding this. *Hands Lorenzo the opened letter* It says the Skullheart’s returned. Not only that, but there’s already a Skullgirl and judging by all the undead, I’d say she’s gaining power at an alarming rate.

Lorenzo: … *Cracks a grin* This is wonderful news!

Scryer: (In disbelief) I’m sorry?

Lorenzo: If the family gets the Skullheart, we can finally be rid of the wretched Renoirs! The Medicis will rule New Meridian!

Scryer: Sir, you know as well as I do that wished made on the Skullheart never go as planned. And there’s never been a recorded incident of the wisher NOT becoming a Skullgirl

Lorenzo: (Condescendingly) Then we’ll just have to make sure the wish is worded properly, won’t we? Now go, fetch me the Skull heart.

Scryer: … No.

Lorenzo: (Dangerously) You will get me the skull heart, mercenary or there will be consequences!

Scryer: Even as a mercenary, there are things I can’t do. Allowing this anomaly’s continued existence is among them. And there are far more unpleasant experiences than just being fired.

Black Dahlia: (Standing right behind Scryer) Yes, there are. *Hits him in the spine with her gun arm, smashes his head into Lorenzo’s desk and breaks it with another hit to the back of the head with her gun arm* *Grabs him by the neck and carries him to the window*

Lorenzo: Farewell, assassin. It’s a shame you couldn’t see things my way, but I suppose if that is your choice then… *Looks at Dahlia* (Harshly) Drop him.

Black Dahlia: *Throws the dazed Sarg out the window*

Scryer: *Shakes his head* Wha- Oh CRAP! *Flares his ‘wings’ from his sides, but doesn’t have enough control and, while it’s softened by decreased momentum, he crashes onto a roof* *Lies there for a few seconds, face down* *Moves, pained* *Looks at the sky* (Still only twenty-two hundred hours.) *Gets up* *Grunts in pain* (Okay… maybe I’ll start first thing in the morning). *Limps to a billboard, props himself up against the back of it, takes a syringe of medicine from his belt and injects himself with it* (First think in the morning…) *Sits against it and rests*

The camera pans up to a cluster of stars that look suspiciously like the Skullheart. This plays as the words “SKULL AGE” fade onto the screen.

[Invader TAK]

*in Tai and Ariel's room in the upper levels of the Ice Palace*

Tai: Well, that was a good day. Time to unwind on the computer.
Ariel: Alright, I'll just watch UTube on my computer.
Tai: *sits down, puts on his headphones then turns on the comp to see the message from Spectre* "Skull Age?" Oh right! That new PC game! *launches it*
Spectre: *pops up in a chat window* About time you got on!
Tai: *chat window* Yeah, it was a busy day. I'm launching the game now.
Scryer: *chat window* Don't bother making a custom character, you wouldn't be able to play with us.
Tai: *chat window* Got it. *to himself* Let's see... Guess I'll go with Reptilius. *picks him*

*in the game*

Lizodia Kingdom, 17 Years Ago

Lizodian Doctor: My King, have you chosen a parasite for the prince?
Lizodian King: Yes, I think we have one.
King's Parasite: *appears* His name is Dagon. He's a good guy.
Lizodian Doctor: Then we shall begin the bonding procedure.

Dagon Bio

A parasite that looks like a small dragon, he attaches himself to the host's spine and can disguise himself as a pair of wings, which his host can use. Like Samson and Leviathan, he is goodhearted, if a little sarcastic. Not as much as Samson, though.

*in reality*

Tai: Parasite host? Interesting. But we have another cutscene.

*in the game*

Lizodia Kingdom, Present Day

Dagon: *pops his head out* So, where to first?
Reptilius: Where else? We're going to Little Innsmouth.
Onyx: *walks in* Gonna see your girlfriend again?
Reptilius: Here we go again...
Dagon: He does have a point.
Reptilius: *glares*
Dagon: Ok, moving on.
Reptilius: Alright, I'll just get my switchblade scythe and we can get going.

*in reality*

Tai: A scythe user? It's like this guy was made exactly for me!


(I'll keep it short for now, don't have much else of an idea at the moment.)